Maybe you should try getting a job.
Okay, where?
I'm trying JC get off my fucking back, we weren't all cloned for the express purpose of the job we got handed to us.
>>386110937
Majestic 12.
just beat a hard AI. http://striketactics.net/play
>>386110573
This looks bad.
it's a browser game ... what do you expect, dawn of war 3?
you didn't just find this did you? either you or someone you know made this
Mario Kart Double Dash? More like Mario Fart Double Trash!!
bioshock more like biocock lmao
>>386110547
OP? More like faggot.
you the man mung
Miitopia thread
>>386110742
How's the Switch? My 8 year old brother is bitching for a console and I might get him the Switch for his birthday.
>>386111186
Not out for the switch : (
>unlock vampire painlessly because the sidequest from Guy Fieri was super easy
>trying to unlock Elf
>suddenly monsters that hit me for 100 damage and have 2000 health
Let us discuss the current state of /v/.
This is not a /v/ hate thread, it is a thread to discuss the problems the board faces, and potential solutions to said problems.
What do you think is wrong with /v/?
What do you think is going well with /v/?
>>386109875
These threads fix nothing.
>This is not a /v/ hate thread
Keep telling yourself that 200 posts in (if the thread doesn't get deleted)
>wow, what a cool looking city, I can't wait to explore all the cool shit i see in the dista-
>another fucking swamp
Why is this allowed?
Because From, Miyazaki especially, has his own idea of what fantasy settings ALWAYS need, and a swamp is one of them so he forces them into each game he directs.
Wasn't the swamp just a small portion of the city?
What's wrong with having differing locations?
>>386109864
There are 2 swamps. One for each area and they make up a significant amount of their respective areas.
Has their ever been a good vidya adaption?
>>386110637
Mortal Kombat.
>>386110687
Somebody remind me again, why is that everyone hates Mortal Kombat?
>>386110637
>Has their
there*
>the most interactive, mechanically deep and genuinely engrossing open world is also the Zelda with the worst side content in the entire series
The sequel better have literally god-tier side content or i'm gonna be so pissed
>>386109413
"side content" is what ruined Zelda
they need to drop everything other than the overworld and make the villages actually interesting (by getting rid of lame NPCs that act and look like anime faggotry)
the dungeons also need to become purely combat based and the entire game should have 0 puzzles
>>386109413
>mechanically deep
Stopped reading there
>>386110704
>literally that cliff blizenski interview from gameinformer 7 years ago
oh wow
>give main character a canon voice in loading screens
>never use it in-game, all characters try to talk to Artyom and he just stands there staring like a fucking autist
what did they mean by this?
>>386108903
means thats the best way to do it fag
>get the bad ending
>didn't even know there was a good ending
'least it was canon baby
>>386108903
He's pretty quiet in the book as well.Part of it is Glukhovskiy's writing--which is good--but when it comes to Artyom he often writes things like 'Artyom said hello' instead of ' "Hello" said Artyom'.This led to a couple of situations in the book where Artyom is speaking by proxy.Artyom starts talking the further you get in the novel and it's probably character growth.He's actually someone /v/ probably would describe as an autist.I'm in love
What MMORPG has the most tolerable grinding?
>>386110143
Personally, only two games where I'd grind the fuck out for hours and not get tired or bored were WoW and RO. Modern WoW and every other modern MMORPG makes me fall asleep.
>b-b-but you are older now! you dont have as much energy!!
Fuck off weak cunt, I'm a masochist and love grinding games, I still play mh4u ordiablo 315+ hours a day on my free days.without break
Maplestory, especially on the reboot server. Thanks to events and all sorts of ways to make leveling faster it's become really chill.
There's even an event called burning where you can open a character that will level up three times instead of once every level up untill 150.
>>386110309
>diablo 3
>Jet Set Radio Future (XBOX) playable
https://youtu.be/t2A0fNu7xIk?t=51
Why aren't you donating to this emulatorkino?
https://www.patreon.com/LukeUsher
>>386108835
>we got a working ps3 emulator only a little bit before a working xbox emulator
What the fuck kind of black magic did Microsoft use to make that thing
A man can dream.
Wake me up when THPS2X is playable.
What are your favorite early 2000s games?
>>386108694
Dude Sex
>implying the 90s ever ended
Wish they fucking would, though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhBzxZUDSlU
>>386110724
Razor, stop shilling for yourself
Real talk. Would you play it?
If you've already played it. Would you play it again?
>>386108663
Hackers killed it.
Is there some reason this thread keeps coming back?
It's a good game obviously
https://www.bungie.net/en/Help/Article/46101
LITERALLY BLOCKIN OBS,XSPLIT,FRAPS,RAZER,Steam Overlay,MSFrame Burner
HOLY KEK 30 FPS CONFIRMED
THEY ARE NOT EVEN TRYING TO HIDE ANYMORE
Where's youWILLbuythisgamefag now?
>>386108058
>HOLY KEK 30 FPS CONFIRMED
What the fuck are you talking about you mouthbreathing underrage retard.
>LITERALLY BLOCKIN OBS,XSPLIT,FRAPS,RAZER,Steam Overlay,MSFrame Burner
They're all fucking shit. Besides Shadowplay will still work so are capture cards you need none of them.
seems more like aggressive and panicky anti cheat more than anything
>powerful
>great controller
>the best Mario games
>the best Zelda games
>the best Metroid games
>Eternal Darkness
>motherfucking Resident Evil remake, 0 and 4 (the best game ever made)
Can we all agreed Gamecube was the last great console made by Nintendo?
>>386109823
Step aside, faggot child.
>>386109823
Honest question. In my memory the gamecube was considered underpowered compared to the playstation/x box. Is with powerful meant that the potential was greater or maybe that the games were better programmed to use the ressources mor efficiently?
>>386110276
The GCN was comparable to the original Xbox, perhaps a little bit weaker. Outside of that, GCN was vastly more powerful than the PS2 and DC, and it could even do a few things the Xbox couldn't. Just take a look at RE4 and tell me it isn't the best looking game of the gen.