>"Oh, poopy..."
^^^^^^ an actual line uttered by the protagonist of this faggot-ass game.
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>oh poopy
Almost as if women speak like children in real life. Hmm, really makes you think.
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>>382272045
I've never met a girl over 5 that sounded that retarded.
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>>382272708
If you left your house for more than going to gamestop you would know
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Bought the ultimate director's cut on PS3. The framerate and and sound constantly stutter and cuts in and out. Should I just stick with my 360 version? Don't have a PC sadly.
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360 version was the most consistent. PS3 Directors Cut has a few neat extras but runs worse. I've heard the pc versions is fucked but haven't given it a try.
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>>382271996
>I've heard the pc versions is fucked but haven't given it a try.
I've had like 50/50 results. When it runs good, it runs great. When you have problems that the common fixes don't help, you might as well give up and refund
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>>382272143
>When you have problems that the common fixes don't help, you might as well give up and refund
This.
How the fuck I'm supposed to play Deadly Premonition on Windows 10?
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THE REACH BELONGS TO THE FORSWORN
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What ethnicity are they, nords?
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>>382271998
Breton scum
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This game was shit.
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So /v/, what is the best multiplayer FPS game again?
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Urban Terror
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>>382271287
Joint Ops: Typhoon rising
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>>382271287
unreal tournament.
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Why people abuse game mechanics?
I mean why do something in a multiplayer game that kills fun for everybody else in the lobby or on the server.
Do certain people just like to be dicks to everybody else?
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git gud
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why don't the devs just fix abusable mechanics, especially in an online game that's supposed to be receiving support to maintain a playerbase
I'll just go play another game
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Because video games aren't meant for fun anymore. Every video game is a chore, a task to be completed that offers rewards. Thus, taking the easiest and quickest path possible is always the correct choice. When it comes to video games, this most often means exploited things unintended by the developers.
Trust me, I'm an expert on this subject. I always look for exploits in every game I play. Pic related.
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>mario is starting to develop grey hairs
Is it over, is this mario's final adventure before he retires? He is getting up there in the years now.
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>>382270856
Isn't he in his mid twenties
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Time for baby Mario2 Mario
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>>382271351
He's been a middle-aged man since debut
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What's the best Cowboy Bebop simulator these days? Is there a better one than Rebel Galaxy?
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>>382270805
If this is viral marketing, it's working. I'm checking this game out right now.
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Eve
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>>382271065
yep me too
God here, bringing some Revelation to the long awaited Life patch notes! Forgive the messy formatting, my children, I am still hard at work up here trying to fix many more things for a better, more enjoyable Life experience!
>Fixed an issue where upon death, those that chose the Atheist route but had no Evil Points during their main quest were being sent to the Hell map
>Fixed an issue where attractive NPC female characters were making more money streaming mini-games than real players doing real work
>Increased the timer on breath-holding when underwater (universal)
>Fixed an issue where the Mainstream Media faction was in a constant loop of reporting the same news over and over
>Fixed an issue where some NPCs had inaccurately reported that Hideo Kojima (NPC) was secretly working for the Konami faction
>Improved framerate performance overall by lowering the resolution on the unexplored cities in the deepest parts of the ocean (get exploring! it's been years and no one has been there yet! :D)
>Decreased the power of guns (universal)
>Increased the power of melee weapons, including fists (universal)
>Increased life expectancy to be an average of 90
>Removed some bugged NPCs that were making underwhelming items for the Video Game Industry faction
>Removed a bug that caused players to end their own Life sessions due to a deep sense of desperation, effectively removing players with great potential from the game
>Due to popular demand: wavedashing and improved wall-jumping are back!
>Fixed a collision error at the top of the Eiffel Tower where players could clip into a rail, and walk high up in the skybox
>Corrected grammar in the History database that had caused many NPCs to inaccurately report that the NPC "Adolf Hitler" had somehow done something wrong
Working on the Muslim AI to stop them from, well, you know... anyway, hope you guys enjoy! More updates will come soon. Thank you for still being in Life!
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I keep experiencing a bug with female players
Every-time I spend credits on them their affinity towards me actually decreases and she spends a lot of time with guys from other clans
Also when we spawned a new player, his default skin was way too dark
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you still havent removed the jewish class, they fucking killed your son
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WHERE IS GOD??
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Let's settle this debate once and for all
http://www.strawpoll.me/13318354/r
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Give me torrent for gothic 2 gold
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Gothic 2
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shit thread
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Is anyone going to get this game?
It looks cute as fuck.
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>>382269389
maybe, mroe hype for wooly-world
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>>382269389
>Buying a game for a dead console when you can pirate all of them and the Switch exists
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>>382269389
8-bit theater recreation.
>>382270972
>newfags and underage don't remember a time when consoles lasted more than 4 years
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>Kenji Inafune is avoiding all Cons from now on after attending them every year until 2016
LOL WONDER WHY!?
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>>382269237
Because he's already a con man.
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>>382269375
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>>382269237
Idk. Why ?
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Play Quake
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Which Quake is the best game in the franchise?
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>>382269225
What if you were to give this franchise to, say, twenty... intelligent people i mean, what would that do? Let's face it what would it do?
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Why is this allowed?
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>>382269195
So I can jackoff.
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>>382269195
Game?
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Because not every game needs to be a baby toy
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Do any video games trigger your phobias?
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>>382269062
Anything with heights or spiders. Fucking bullshit that my hands get sweaty when I'm dangling off a cliffface that isn't even fucking real
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>>382269062
Anything with faggots or islam
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>>382269062
I have severe emtophobia to the point that I can't drink with friends or be around my newborn niece. Whenever I feel too full or nauseous I get super anxious. I haven't thrown up since I was like 10.
Any game that depicts graphic scenes of vomiting trigger give me intense anxiety and I usually have to turn it off or look away followed by meditation.
Left4dead and the character Boraicho from Mortal Kombat X trigger me the most.
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>tfw you can buy any game you want but in the end you just settle for one more game of dota
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What should I do?
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Any good games out there?
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nope youre fucked surrender to dota hell you fucking retard