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>alternate universes

>>381215419
Most games would be better if they had those things.

>be fallout
>take place after end of world
>no society
>no security
>somehow women aren't being raped all the time
>somehow niggers aren't hanging from tree branches
JUST

Yeah they'd just win with the power of friendship, unless we're playing by SMT rules then fuck no.

>>381215289
Sandman is a shitty LV 20 demons usually tho

All they'd have to do is pull him into reality and kill him like in the movies.

/v/-celeb faggotry not welcome

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Nope

>>381214925
The highest quality post is the initial one.

Plus I filtered that faggot's tripcode long ago.

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>>381214839
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SE4gHy2Oa34

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zF8OMK5vVJc

>>381214794
Cryptark and Hellion.

Wuppo, steamworld heist

>>381214794
>>381214863
oh and I almost forgot, be sure to post a link so people can discover these games!

http://store.steampowered.com/app/343150/Endica_VII_The_Dream_King/
>>381214950
wuppo is fucking garbage. the dev is an asshole.

>>381214741
Animal Crossing
Harvest Moon

>>381215258
>waking up at 6am to do the morning aerobics in a video game

When modern video games try to be edgy, they're either gory or say words like "fuck", but actually saying "nigger" or adding vaginas is too far.
Why do you think NuDoom's hell barely looked satanic?

>>381214713
They were trying to cater to chads

>>381214713
It means they're fearfully performing coitus for the sole purpose of procreation while begging for Jesus' forgiveness for their carnal sins.

xXx_bOxOnE_xXx

>>381214653
>crossplay
Losers unite!

>>381214653
Doesn't PS4 have cross play between it and PC? Lately I've been seeing a ton of threads writing about the cross play that Sony supposedly doesn't have. Makes me think it's marketing bullshit. You'd think they'd not waste any money shilling on /v/ of all places.

Requests go on /wsr/

The other Hitman games

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>I want to create the worst character I can, based on arabic stereotypes
>the towelhead (literally) I created is a mean, hot headed, mischievous terrorist, his name is Abdul
>I move him in with people one of my cousins made
>there was 3 of them, but one of them was old, she died, the other two (a couple) got old, all due to my experiment of killing over a 100 people
>they’re nice people
>Abdul likes the husband, becomes his bro
>Abdul is also a good muslim, so he hates the wife
>start to have arguments with her, end up fighting a couple times
>she is Abdul’s nemesis
>I see that the husband is a doctor
>go with him to work while Abdul and the wife are fighting
>he’s a children’s doctor
>children ask me to diagnose them
>I gave all of them fake bad news, they cry
>move on to next day
>I’m at work but not doing any work
>fuck it, I’m gonna get into a gay relationship
>start sweet talking and flirting with a guy
>become boyfriends
>we can’t fuck because wife is home
>let’s go on a vacation!
>Abdul and the 2 gaylords go to a camp
>Abdul is flirting with the woman who works there
>the two fags go upstairs, fuck a couple of times
>while that happens, Abdul is still flirting
>once everything slows down, camera goes into the sex room
>wtf
>the old guy falls out of the bed
>he’s dying from having too much gay sex
>Abdul watches him die, picks up the urne
>other gay dude disappears after all this
>Abdul is alone
>call wife over to camp
>sorry about husband and shit
>start to be friends with her
>start flirting with her
>she’s now my girlfriend
>propose to her
>she says yes
>wedding is going to take place on the graveyard lot
>party is good, we get married
>we live together happily as wife and husband

cont.

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>I can fuck her, but I can’t have a baby with her because of her age
>time to get a new girlfriend I can have a baby with
>girl from the camp is gonna do it
>pick her up, she’s easy
>try for a baby
>get baby
>baby’s a boy, his name is going to be Allah
>he’s not enough for me
>go to town to find a new girlfriend
>she’s black and easy, perfect
>try for a baby
>get baby
>baby’s a black boy, his name is going to be Nigger
>Allah and Nigger is still not enough for me
>go to town for the usual new girlfriend
>she’s a stupid blonde and she’s easy
>try for a baby
>get baby
>baby’s a blond girl, her name is going to be Himler
>now it’s good
>our household is like this: Abdul, his wife, Allah, Nigger and Himler
>we live happily
>one day, Allah goes to school, invites friend over
>Nigger acts like an ape
>beats up Allah’s friend a few times
>while all this, Abdul starts building a rocket to fly into space
>he does and brings back some good space stuff
>wife is not impressed with the children
>they are not hers, she doesn’t even know they’re mine
>can’t make one with her, but I’m gonna make up for it
>adopt a child
>he’s a boy, but he immigrated into this family, so his name is going to be El Fernando
>it’s all good

cont.

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>update drops for the game, includes transgenders and a wishing wheel (gonna be important later)
>make a new household with trannies
>feminine female with dick, feminine male with dick, masculine female with vagina and masculine male with vagina
>they’re going to live in a trailer
>this is a trailer where two rednecks live
>they’re sister and brother and wife and husband
>husband is a wifebeater
>one of the trannies fuck another one, they’re going to have a baby
>let’s have some fun while waiting for the baby
>put fireplace down it the middle of the trailer
>start adding logs to it
>the fire lights up the furniture
>big and long fire, trailer almost burns down
>the pregnant thing is about to give birth
>the fire is still going
>can’t go into build mode to put down a crib for the baby because of fire
>fire stops
>the thing gives birth
>the baby is going to be taken care of by the rednecks

cont.

Hopefully some kind anon can throw a rec or two before this 404s.

Also please no 'shit thread, commence birb-posting'

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everyone below this line is trolled


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>>381215149
Nice argument.

Senran Kagura gets my dick hard though.

triggered

>>381214507
Worst level in that game, easily, aside from the kart racers.

>>381214490
How long are you gonna keep posting these threads like anybody but the biggest sperg fags like you care?
Fuck off, retard

>>381214704
Thanks for the bump buddy.

>>381214782
>implying