It’s because Nintendo doesn’t understand Metroid. All Nintendo understands is anime and child-like amusement.
Nintendo doesn’t understand we think 2d Metroid is a work of beauty and shouldn’t be on seven year old hardware on a small tiny resolution.
Nintendo doesn’t understand that Sakamoto doesn’t understand Metroid. Sakamoto destroyed the storyline with Fusion, retconned with Zero Mission, destroyed the franchise with Other M, and is now shitting on all of us with the remake.
Does Sakamoto even watch the Alien movies? Has he seen Prometheus or Alien Covenant? You’d think they could take some inspiration at least aesthetically. Sakamoto has shown he doesn’t have the talent. He keeps failing with these games, why doesn’t Nintendo place 2d Metroid with someone else?
Why is Sakamoto allowed to get near Metroid after the huge, huge Metroid Other M disaster?
At least the two new Metroid amibos look cool.
>>381669231
Samus Returns will be fucking sick
AM2R dev will love it,
everyone else will love it,
only OP will still be crying about it like a little bitch for years to come.
>>381669231
>Has he seen Prometheus or Alien Covenant?
I hope not
>>381670636
his has nothing to do with Metroid. This has everything to do with Sakamoto.
Sakamoto destroyed the Metroid story line with Fusion.
Sakamoto has resorted to ret-conning old Metroids such as with Zero Mission.
Sakamoto destroyed the entire Metroid franchise with Metroid: Other M.
Now Sakamoto is back to ret-conning old Metroids, this time with Metroid 2.
It will have cutscenes because Sakamoto believes he is genius movie director.
It was have explanations of Chozo and Metroids because Sakamoto believes he is genius creative mind.
It will have everything about Metroid you don’t give a shit about.
The question I have is,
“What does a Nintendo director have to do to be removed from a game series?”
Destroying the lore doesn’t do it. (Fusion)
Destroying the franchise doesn’t do it. (Other M)
The only bright spot in the entire Metroid franchise since Super Metroid has been the Metroid Prime series which Sakamoto has no say. Metroid Prime remains the best selling Metroid game. And it sold on Gamecube!! Meanwhile, Sakamoto has the install base of Wii and his game sells like shit.
Ed Edd n' Eddy Online BETA Patch v3.52
>Bathroom World reverted to Mutant Land
>Ed's sleep walk now lasts 3 seconds longer
>Nerfed Double D's sling shot
>SUBALUWA sound now plays when attacking as Sumo Jimmy
>Quests now named Scams
>Rolf fish knight BUFFED 350dps to 500dps
>Removed bug where you can't move as Plank
>Rebel Robot Ranch open again
>Eddy's brother is now a raid boss
>Rumor has it: The Ed's Are Coming Alien Invasion dungeon is coming within the next few patches
How the fuck do you get a full Fad Freaker set? I can't find a circular train set anywhere.
>>381957187
>>381957420
these threads arent funny. fuck off.
>>381957420
you have to be one step ahead of the fad, anon.
*blocks your path*
>>381668489
Fuck off, nobody plays this shitty child card game.
Go back to /hsg/.
>>381668489
I always kill it asap
The adapter in pic related is broken
The game volume is at 0, and the party volume is at 100
i cant turn my game volume up
is the button just broken?
>>381667453
>he got a Xbone
what a fucking retard haha
>>381667453
you know the newer xbone controllers don't need adapters right
>>381669384
Best console out there atm
Well?
Well what
Is this an orgy or something?
ezio, nathan or dante
they are the only ones who'd care about pleasing you and know how to do it
Got any good legit vidya stories? I don't got much but here's mine
>be playing with a friend several years ago on an RP server
>just fucking around having a good time
>suddenly this creepy dude who sounds like he's in his 60's starts trying to ERP with us over voice chat
>Has some wacky-ass voice like he's a nasally russian or something
>Try to ignore him but he keeps coming back
>Keeps going on about taking off our clothes and something about his pet lizard spitting on us
>he gets banned, we forget about it
>few weeks later on another RP server, hear his distinct voice again but he doesn't see me
>he begins rapping about how his lizard spits on people
>suddenly he RDMs a dude he was talking to for no reason
>I confront him
>says that the guy was trying to suck his dick, says he had no choice
another time in WoW
>Be running rando dungeons
>spamming as hard as possible to get to 90 as fast as possible, me and a friend rushing through scholomance
>suddenly this tauren pally shows up spamming "AGGRO FOR THE AGGRO GOD," and rushing far ahead of us, pulling every mob in the goddamn universe
>doesn't even take a dent, we end up doing the dungeon so fast it it was over in almost seconds aside from the annoying boss dialogue
>we run dungeons like this for a while, find out he's a really cool guy
>friend him up, we pst to each other
>Is absolutely awesome, gives us free gold and gear and shit, totally most bro-tier guy ever met
>one day disappears and never hear from him again
I hope he's doing well.
>Play Minecraft very shortly after Alpha
>Join a cool looking server and start building my basic house
>Guy called "smealy" starts pressing his stupid face up to my window every 5 minutes asking to come in
>Part of my house hasn't been protected yet because I extended it after the blocks were protected
>Thought he was going to mess my things up so I kept telling him to fuck off
>Skip past a week or two and there's a guy building a gigantic vault under the sea made of diamond blocks
>I stay and chat with him for a while then he says he needs to go for food and tells me to protect his vault whilst he's gone because it's not protected
>Proceed to steal every single block and mine vertically upwards and completely flood the crater where his vault used to be
>Guy comes back and asks what the fuck happened
>Blame it on smealy
>smealy gets permabanned
>I build a house made of diamond blocks a few days later
>Nobody asks where the blocks came from
>>381571203
devilish, anon
>What's the button to talk on voice?
>F10
>Player has disconnected
That's my favorite.
BUT
>Which button makes me use X weapon?
>Tell them button to jump out of vehicle
>Player has fell
This is a good game. Story fags need to kill themselves. It's the magnum opus of the stealth genre.
Would have been better if they actually finished it.
>>381956726
literally babby's first stealth game
It's a very good game, but it does have its flaws and certainly isn't better than Thief/2, Deus Ex, Blood Money, etc.
Which Crash should I play first?
>>381667223
2Leave the best for last
I spent all of yesterday trying to get all the trophies in Crash 1. Smooth sailing until the gold relic on The High Road. Holy shit. Any tips?
Put in the Spyro demo cheat and see if it works.
>INCOMING
>>381667147
THE FIRST OF MANY!
LIMA LIMA
THE BOW IS BROKEN
OI NUTTER!
Could you not?
Its a falseflag by some buttflustered LaMulana faggot.
>>381667160
speculation
It's really good tho
Do consoles hold back graphics?
>>381666958
Yes, interesting enough a selling point for consoles is muh 4k graphics
Graphics hold back gaming.
>>381666958
Doom 3 was never known for having great character models. The area it pushed in was lighting and shadows. If you want the best looking characters in 2004 look at Half Life 2.
Claiming Popola as my waifu.
Yo're waifu doomed humanity
>>381666850
So am I progressing through this game wildly quikcly or what?
Ijust did the factory for the second time, with all the religious robots. Still aint got 9S back either.
But it feels like I'm really close to the end?
>>381666850
I wish you many happy years together, anon. What about her twin?Unfortunately, your thread is now going to autosage because it has 'waifu' in the OP
>game tags itself as "funny"
>game tags itself as "innovative"
>'epic adventure'
Red flag right there.
>game tags itself as "game"
I don't care what type of game it is, I just want it to be fun with lots of replay value.
Currently stuck between bying Friday The 13th or upgrading my PAYDAY 2 to the Ultimate Edition
The Talos Principle
Final Fantasy Type 0 HD
Resident Evil REmake
Serious Sam 3: BFE
STALKER trilogy
metro redux
>>381668094
>redux
you mean original 2033, right??
What does /v/ think of Dishonored?
Capekino
>>381956548
Great
second one ran like shit and was sjw garbage though
Good shit. So much replay value. God tier art. Truly lovely worldbuilding.
Flaws are it's too easy and the writing is tad hammy. The DLCs are so good they should be the industry standard.