Do you ever wonder if Stephanie thinks about all the boys jerking off to her?
>>363528194
Every day Hideo Kojima winds up happy clockwork doll Stefanie Joosten, Kojima takes the wind-up key and puts it in happy doll Stefanie's key slot and turns it to make her move, each turn of the wind-up key makes robot doll Stefanie giggle and jitter from the grinding and working of her ticking mechanical clockwork insides that fill her perfect automaton body. Happy silly cooing comes out of her perfect plastic doll lips and her shiny glass eyes light up with joy and cheerfulness from having her perfect mechanical doll robot body wound up by Kojima's hands. Then she gets up and goes about her day to please all of Kojima's fans with her perfect happy Stefanie doll face and clockwork Joosten toy body. Each of her moves brought by the grinding and ticking of the cogs and springs and gears and pulleys and all happy clockwork insides that fill her doll body. And all of Kojima's fans fall in love with her because she's a perfect happy robot Joosten doll and that makes Kojima happy, and nothing makes clockwork doll Stefanie Joosten happier than making Hideo Kojima and his fans happy with her smiley happy plastic face and perfect doll body. That's why she's the forever happy perfect and thoroughly mechanical Stefanie giggly robot doll.
She literally wouldn't have a career without inciting guys to jerk off to her.
It's all she thinks about.
>>363528194
inb4 404
>>363528194
I do.
We'll ether have our pay or we'll have our fon
M'LORD
>>363527993
>that hair
He's really getting JUSTed by life, isn't he.
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Post wallpapers for other anons to enjoy
>>>/wg/
You fucking animal
>>363527124
It's too slow
>>363527076
>>363527076
I'll dump the ones I use
Hardest game of our childhoods
Literally artificial difficulty
I Hope you're not playing that handheld outside
that would be a problem
>>363526825
anybody else ever get nauseous playing these games and the mcdonalds games?
>bubble ring toss
>hard
It's literally grinding.
What went wrong?
>>363526779
>What went wrong?
With /v/? The mod not banning people posting stuff against the rules. This is the 3rd thread I've been in and no ban or even warning yet. WTF?
>>363527356
>>363527431
>>363527493
It's an amazing feeling knowing this will be announced this year
>>363526747
>>363526747
Source?
Otherwise, troll harder.
>>363526747
Comes with the soundtrack, 60 FPS, digital OR physical artbook, included cut out content, and updated visuals. Worth the 79.99$ asking price.
>>363527376
It's going to be the same exact shit with 30 fps and slowdown in Blighttown and you know it
>>363526747
they'll do Demon's Souls first.
>all those converted xtards that didn't own ps3s
lots of potential sales
Red pill me on this.
>>363526492
Over 200 songs for $54. There is a free demo with 2 songs to see if you like it.
It has been out for over half a yeaf and people are just now praising it.
>>363527003
That's...a lot of songs. They all new? I played the first project diva f liked it for what it was.
>>363527105
>They all new?
no
Crosshair or Dot?
play a good fps and stop being a faggot
Uninstalling the game
>>363526476
small crosshair
>>363526476
also figure shit out on your own, stop being even more of a faggot and looking for others, be a man for once in your fucking life you pathetic sad piece of shit. find out what works for you
Recommend me an indie game
>>363526467
indie game as in indie game, or indie game as in pixel shit
Undertale
>>363526467
Absolute Drift
Salt and Sanctuary
Not sure if you'd call Paradox indie in the typical sense, but Teleglitch: Die More Edition
Is Crash actually dumb or just wacky ?
the better question is what the fuck kind of animal he is
>>363526226
dumb, and>>363528025
a bandicoot you uneducated twat
NEW FCKN GRAPHIXX
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>>363528158
Working at a movie theater has its perks
Simply epic man, hope you enjoy your minimum wage job.
>>363526063
Did you bring friends?
>>363526063
Like playing party games for children?
>>363526151
>/v/
>friends
What are some Diablo-like games or other fantasy-themed arpgs that would run on a literal toaster?
Going on a trip for about a month or so and can carry only shitty outdated work laptop.
>>363525885
Divine Divinity.
Dungeon Siege, Titan Quest
>>363526064
Oh yeah it's been a while since I played it, could be an option
I installed morrowind there and it fucking lags
>>363526084
Not sure TQ will run smoothly, but sys reqs are really low. That would be really nice
Never really liked dungeon siege somehow
So this is the power of UE4...
>tfw the front page is dead and the catalog is filled with unreplied-to threads
bottom one looks better
>>363525701
Damn that's bad. I thought it was supposed to improve not get worse?
>>363525701
And I thought the reveal looked shit.
Nice pits though
Who was in the wrong here?
>>363525680
Why is her name TruckPump?
>>363525680
Ahhh, console video games (or vidcons as I call them), the ultimate medium of expression, able to convey any emotion ranging from hatred to love, loyalty to fear, all in front of our eyes. Ah, and with lovingly crafted art, music, and the ability to control the action, vidcons are the ultimate combination of the high arts. While I tend to play the stoic, I will be the first to admit that vidcons have driven me to cry, to scream and shout, to feel actual hate; such is the power of this force beyond our wildest reckoning. And here I am, before you, to tempt your tongues with the taint of such a tantalizing topic. And the Japanese, the true geniuses behind the world of video games. Pah, I throw my scorn upon such incompetents of the West who would mock the true art of the Japanese with 'games' such as Baldur's Gate and Madden. Perhaps it is that the West is not as intelligent as the East, but this is a matter for another day. Japan has given us such masterpieces as the Final Fantasy series, Star Ocean, Wild Arms, and of course, Arc the Lad. Yes, some of the finest vidcons in the world were created by Japanese. I come to you today to ask you in all earnesty, what is your favorite vidcon? I will reveal mine after the grand debate has illustriously begun, but not before the first poster falls victim to my plot of discussion.
Sounds like somebody didn't find all of the library cards
>>363525680
Get the fuck back to end of the internet you fuck
you all thought you got rid of me lawl xd
dude bro whoa basic adobe illustrator knowledge
>not Pokemon
soiled it
>>363525563
OwO
>>363525563
If the word "Parallel" is spoken during that conference I'll fly over to Seattle and beat Reggie to a bloody pulp.
>Hey [nickname for fans]! It's ThatGamerGuy here, bringing you another Let's Play
>don't forget to like and subscribe, it would really mean a lot to me
>>363525562
this happens way too often
>>363525562
>don't forget to like and subscribe, it would really mean a lot to me
I'd like you tubers more if they didn't beg for this.
>search gameplay
>video has a spoiler thumbnail
>Hey guys I'm taking random objects up the ass for fun and money
The world is ending in 3 days, how are you going to spend the little time you have left?
Oh, and Majora's Mask thread anyone?
>>363525534
mass rape
>>363525534
Finish Blood and Wine and not go to work.
Fuck bitches whether they want to be fucked or not
Quick question for those of you who emulate n64 games. If you're using like a 360 controller, how do you have the C buttons mapped? I'm thinking of putting them on either the dpad or the ABXY buttons (and mapping a and b to the shoulder buttons) because having them on the right joystick is fucking killing.
Kirby thread
Why has NIntendo abandoned this franchise?
insufficiently profitable, like the rest of their IPs
>>363525374
How is it abandoned, got two games released on the 3DS.
>abandoned
>releases Kirby titles almost annually, most of them platformers instead of genre spinoff inanity
>3DS titles have been strong sellers
>always gets favoritism in Smash
Retarded thread designed for (You)'s. Do not give serious replies to the OP.
What games let me corrupt my party members?
>>363525293
what game is this
>>363525481
dungeon travelers 2-2
itsnot out yet
>>363525530
Why are all the good weeb games on fucking vita?
>tfw bad ending is canon
>sequel makes it so all the pure girls get corrupted
>MC gets turned into a shota
>tfw have a boner but also in despair because you have to fight them
Though I'm curious, do you "save" them or do you actually kill them?
>His simple brain has difficulties understanding Gwent
>His excuse: "I don't have time for mini games, just want to play the game."
I like Gwent but its not even that hard bro.
>>363524529
>mission forces you to play a minigame which up to this point has been completely optional
YES?
>>363524529
It's not hard. You just have a garbage deck for the first 4th or 3rd of the game while every single peasant in the realm has a decent deck after that you just shit on the AI.
You have 10 seconds to explain Microsoft's video games strategy.
Just fuck my shit up
>>363524469
step 1: remove the only reasons to own consoles over PC, exclusives and local multiplayer
step 2: ????
step 3: leave the console industry
>>363524958
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Bethesda is going to make it awsum!!!! I heard about quake, heard it was really hardcore, can not wait to play it- it looks just like overwatch, my favorite game!!
>tfw they're ruining quake now
>>363524894
Nah dude it's going to be awsum like call of duty :D
Who gives a fuck? There's going to be a "classic" mode where there's no special powers or any of that shit.
What purchases do you regret the most?
Off the top of my head: Nier, Shadow the Hedgehog, Resonance of Fate, and that Castlevania game for the PS3.
Sold Bloodborne and Witcher 3 for Fallout 4 on day one.
>>363524224
Mount and Blade series (shit PS1 gfx)
Blade Symphony
soul calibur 5
tales of xillia 2
>>363524224
Playstation All-star Battle Royale.
It's just a less fun Super Smash Brothers.
Tell me why you think open world design is better than hub world design.
Why do you think the player should be able to freely waltz anywhere at any time despite there being hazardous places you need to be prepared for just like in real life?
Why do you think it's okay to keep recycling assets to create uninteresting areas and fill them with level-scaled procedurally generated respawning enemies and loot?
Why do you think it's okay to have level-scaled radiant quests that lead you into these magically repopulating recycled areas?
>>363524141
Shouldn't the hormone therapy also give him boobs at some point?
>open world
Yes, good.
>freely waltz anywhere at any time
>uninteresting areas
>level-scaled
>radiant quests
Whoa nigger I didn't agree to all that shit.
>>363524141
Gee, describing how to incorrectly make an open world game sure showed us, OP.
It honestly depends on the style of game. Some genres lend themselves well to an open design, and some don't. Personally, I like the freedom open world games offer. I like being able to fuck off and do a bunch of sidequests, or farm for rare drops, or just explore, instead of being shoehorned into only being able to do certain things at certain times.
Having certain areas being higher level can add challenge to the game, being able to complete certain areas earlier than you're technically supposed to due to skill level is neat.
pic related
>>363523450
Armored Core 4
chess
>>363523450
halo
>>363523450
Dark Souls: AWAY AWAY edition