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brraaappp

Have any of you guys actually seen that show?

I watched the first episode on a /tv/ stream, and its hilariously bad and also incredibly homophobic. There are like 4 or 5 seperate "jokes" which are just someone being called gay or someone looking like a fag. Heres a sample of some actual dialogue:
>Tito Dickman: "Hey, you shut up"
>Emo Teen: "fuck you man"
>TD: "Ha, you want to fuck me?"
>Emo Teen: "No wait, thats not what I meant"
*comedy sting plays and screen fades to black*

Bravo, filipinos, this is truly a high water mark of your culture.

Is it possible to infect someone if I have rectal gonnorhea and only do anal?

What was your best life experience of all time?

Personally, I think I had the best day of my life today.

I got into my dream university (that I have spent my whole life working towards), watched La La Land in the cinema with my parents and cried twice during, then had an incredible chateaubriant steak afterwards along with some fantastic wine.Then I watched The Naked Gun with 5 of my friends and got drunk on cider while laughing and chatting with them, and finally I am comfily posting here with you on my old Thinkpad while wrapped up in a nice duvet and playing music in the background. Good studd.

Slow missionary with my sober wife.
I'm not joking, these are my limits.

I once touched my butt when I was masturbating under the shower.

Speak for yourself I have a thicc ass

>>7583161
are you a lesbian or one of those awful bisexuals?

>>7578184
Yes, anal leakage is a common problem among us size queens.

>>7578184
I've never had that issue. Dicks aren't really big enough to cause that kind of damage.
I'd imagine sex toys could though, like dragon dildos look like serious rectum wreckers

>>7578184

The average dick is much smaller than the average dildo, ironically. That said prolapse is a real thing but most people will never experience it.

Perhaps TMI but related, when I was a kid I would hold in my shits and only go twice a week. Did that for like a decade and a half just by habit. Freud called that the Anal Stage iirc and linked it to homosexuality. Cool stuff! Now I like dicks up my bum. Shitting the equivalent of coke cans all my life never fucked up my ass. In fact I can hold a shit for a week if I wanted but I choose not to because I'd obviously rather not shit something LITERALLY as thick as a coke can (you think I'm joking but I'm not). In fact my ass is so tight more than an index finger really hurts.

I can take something 4 inches in diameter but I went cold turkey for like two months and now I can barely fit 4 fingers in. kinda frustrating, actually

>>7578142
Probably. I'm an early transitioner and try not to show too much hate for later transitioners, because 9 times out of 10 it's not their fault and they deserve sympathy, but there's so much senseless hate on this board and people actually perpetuating the agp meme, it's ridic. I assume that most "early transitioners", as well as most tranny-hating "cis lesbians", are actually cis guys trolling.

>>7578162

The cis lesbians might be real, just because a large amount of the transphobic left are usually in lesbian TERF communities. But the "early transitioners" hating late transitioners and transbians seems really fake to me.

>>7578162

I figured AGP was just bullshit like pedosexual/clovergender and a lot of stupid shit that comes from /pol/. And I agree with the transphobic "early transitioners" just being trolls and fetishists.

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>>7578142
I've spoken to a bunch of the early transitioners here (albeit most are "early" as in 14-16, although there's one that I talk to that transitioned at 12) and for the most part they're really nice, they just prefer it if older transitioners and other outsiders refrain from butting into their spaces.

No, they are the real oppressors and they need to be dealt with

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>>7577701
Early transitioners are basically cis women and have it worse than anybody.

>>7577701
Yes, cis girls have the least privilege. That's not to deny intersectional issues for minorities, racial and sexual. Nor is it to deny cishet men have issues, because even though they hold the power in patriarchy it still harms them, just less than anybody else.

Whatever your gender, orientation, race, you should support feminism because feminists fight for your issues too. You shouldn't hold it against them that they focus on the biggest issues for the most oppressed people first. Letting splinters happen is letting the patriarchy play us against each other. Don't fall for it. Benevolent sexism harms men too, even gay men.

>>7577945
>me on the left.jpg
No, that's Joanna.

>>7577649
Because we have to put up with your shit.

>>7577659
that's not the reason why.

>>7577649
Why don't we have tranny shooters or serial killers, then?

>>7577649
Yeah just look at all those cis people murdered by trans people!

Oh wait I read the headline wrong

It's cis people murdering us

>>7577613
you're just a weeb

>>7577620
That's possible.

Is there a cure.

I live in a majorly white country. We have a new Asian colleague now and I want to have sex with him badly

He is a hetero though and has a white gf. Live is tough

>>7577631
One Asian dude doesn't necessarily mean you're attracted to Asian dudes. Is this a feeling you get around other Asian guys often? If not, you're just newly bisexual. Welcome.

>>7577631

yes, it is normal.
just find someone on grindr that looks like your colleague.
there are tons of gay asian guys.

>>7577380
...what? Not everyone is from Britainstan?

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>>7577380

You must be mistaken.
Big Black Cock will always love trannies.

>>7577380
Get a big black tranny and show them what the BBC can do

I also really like the idea of tranny terrorism or just a LGBT terrorist group
But I don't like the idea of being raped daily in a male prison even more.

Yeah, but you'd probably lose all your LGBT friends

>>7577345
If anything, there'd be a huge influx of failed beta males who change their sexuality because they'll never get a woman.

>>7577420
The failed normie of the group asked my if i knew how to turn gay, because he had no luck with women.

>>7577497
Did you tell him in the end?

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>>7577314
Every gay guy goes through this.
It is called "coming out".
You are finally able to see that you have been repressing your sexuality all your life.
Deal with it.

>>7577327
I've had women as both short and long term sexual & romantic partners. I can't deny my attraction to them, and labeling myself as strictly gay does that.

I just don't understand why the primary attraction is fluctuating where gender is concerned.

>>7577314
Ignore the pseudoscientists who say "you were always X" about whatever you seem to be now.

Sexuality is entirely fluid. Experiment with the kind of partners you enjoy most, sexually and romantically, and never assume that just because you didn't like one sex or the other before, in either way, that you won't like them now.

TL;DR
Just keep open-minded. If you're less attracted to women and more attracted to men right now, try dating men for a change. You can always go back or keep switching.

>>7577946
Fuck off not everyone is a lesbian teenager

>>7577230
https://4thwavenow.com/2017/01/09/anime-culture-teen-trans-trending/

>>7577255

i don't know what you are trying to imply ?

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>>7577230
GenderTrender and the other journals in that sphere were (only kind of) how I got into trans stuff/gender critique in the first place, but mostly they just provided an easy outlet for me to talk about you-know-who.

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http://archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/image/hMs91Ovm81ZSYHomLhOfsg/


What do people think of this site?

>>7577225
The one's legitimate and makes you trans and count as a woman and is neurological.

The other is a fetishistic straight cis man and a psychological problem.

>>7577249
You are using neurological and psychological as separate things.

I don't see how a fetish couldn't be inherent.

>>7577225
AGP is a fetish that sometimes accompanies gender dysphoria. You can be trans and AGP but having AGP doesn't necessarily mean you're trans. For some, AGP tends to go away after medical transition and living as a woman for a for several years.

Trans people with AGP aren't any less trans for having the condition. They're still dysphoric and they often benefit and live happier lives after a successful transition.

>>7577278
So you can have AGP with or without dysphoria and dysphoria with or without AGP

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>>7577140

Most men say they only feel pleasure from it with another man inside them. The analogy I've heard is that doing it to yourself is as useless as "tickling yourself".

>>7577140

You need to find the right angle.

When I use a dildo (it's all I use fyi) I won't cum if I'm in the missionary position, but I will if I lay on my stomach and do it from behind.

Also depending on the kind of lube you have - you may need to work the dildo up to speed (some get softer with heat) - trust me you'll want to be able to comfortably thrust it at the end.

I tried for years and could never get a prostate orgasm. Had my prostate removed due to cancer so will never get one now.

>>7577140
Do you have a diagram like OP with the parts labeled? Better still, a guide for anal/prostate masturbation?

>*baby me is an ftm

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>>7577111
Start here
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/tsOmDzA5fRX2EH5Mg11kqIg/htmlview?pli=1

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>what could i have retaliated with

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>>7577111
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/01/12/children-believe-transgender-could-have-autism-says-controversial/

>>7576719
look for *big* corporations or gov't

they typically have decent benefits & also have HR protect you b/c lawsuits.

Either Brazzers or Microsoft/Google/Apple
tbqh

>>7576719
Programming. /thread

Suicide Prevention Hotline

>>7576431
There's no going back form there. Enjoy the sissy ride.

>>7576431
That's proof that sexuality is a choice and is entirely dependant on porn consumption.

>>7576438
Thanks for the invite but i'll pass. i'll take the hetero ride

Too late senpai. You'll have fake tits and a sugar daddy soon.

>>7576275
sorry ;_;

http://www.strawpoll.me/12106914
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>>7576280
it's ok
>>7576281
nice
>>7576283
(you)

My parents house

Shoot myself

Three bullets in chamber

One for me

The other two for my parents

>>7576225
Sheesh, why involve your parents? i can understand self harm, but why your parents?

>>7576219
>ideal
>where
place that leaves no body trace or barely any human will come across in years in the wild.
those yellowstone acid geyser? seems interesting after reading an article where a guy was melted after falling into his death in there.
>note?
no
>deadline
was turn 30, then die on the table, then maybe after mom's dead

suicide forest in japan - enjoy hanging company of folks in there. also not pleasant for the cleanup folks.

>>7576321
They will want to kill themselves after they see what ive done

>>7576209
Alt-right is one hell of a drug.

>>7576209
You took a screenshot and made this thread.

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>>7576209
She's fucking ugly and has always been.

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She used to be so qt. What happened?

>>7576085
Why tho? I wouldn't want to date someone who isn't bi, either gender.

>>7576633

Tumblr would call it internalized biphobia or something. I just see bi girls and think, "yep. going to leave me for a man." I worry the same thing about myself sometimes.

>>7577020
Not her but you are going to leave yourself for a man?

>>7577025

If only.

>>7575830
>Should late transitioners be allowed to interact with trans kids at all,

As an early transitioner, fuck you.

>>7575838
forgot to define that "early" in this case begins around 11-13

>>7575830
>Since AGPs and late transitioners view the transition process as innately sexual and fetishtic
citation needed

>>7575854
>" in this case begins around 11-13
And ends at 13.

Anyone 14+ is technically a late transitioner.

go take an anatomy class, hope this helps

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>>7575704
BUT THEY DONT GROW TITS
WHY DO THEY HAVE SCARS
NO TITS WHY SCARS
WHY
WTF

MEN WHO DEVELOP BREASTS, EVEN MTFS WHO DETRANSITON GET A FUCKING GYNECOMASTIA SURGERY AND HAVE NO SCARS.

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a bumpybump goes a long way HUNNY

It all depends whether or not you get fucked by genetics. Look up keyhole top surgery, those of us blessed with tiny chesticles are able to get that and not have noticeable scarring in the long run.

>erections only happen when you're sexually aroused

who told you this nonsense?

>>7575409
you're being silly

>>7575421

I'm not like other girls here, I don't have a dick.

>>7575409
It doesn't always work like that. I've found myself aroused by FtMs and other hyper-butch women that I mistook for men. I'm 100% homo and hate bisexuality with a passion, so these instances always shake me up pretty bad and leave me with shitty self-doubt for quite a while afterward.

Everyone has to worry about traps these days, not just straight men.

>>7574935
Leggings. I used to like normal stuff like panties, but leggings are just so amazingly comfortable.

I haven't tried thigh-highs yet though.

>>7574935
Shitty pic, faggot op

>>7575177
I like hot pics showing girls, like the last OP.

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>>7574935
I love socks too! these are my over the knee bumble bee oness :)

>>7574869
>Spack
That's the bastard who forced Joanna to go through male puberty.

>>7574869
dat skullsize

holysheet

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>>7574869
He's correct and I hope to tutor under him someday.

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>>7575083
"They've made an autist out of me!"


But seriously, if that was skull autist's plan, it worked beautifully. Everyone posts about skull size now, even in their absence.