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Long story short, trenders need a bullet to the brain.

>>8650572
>Long story short
I smell the summer breeze.

>>8650689
Are you implying I'm a summer-only poster? WTF about my comment suggests that to you? Fuck off.

You look different in the mirror every time you look, and it always isn't what you think you should see.

>>8650222
but im an ugly and undeniably cis guy and i do feel it too

>>8650222
Isn't that more of body dismorphic disorder?

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Please I dont want to die what must I do to appease the LGBTTQQIAAP overlords?

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>>8650212
>>8650248
"In the first age, in the first battle, when the safespaces first lengthened, one stood. Burned by the embers of /pol/, his soul blistered by the fires of /lgbt/ and tainted beyond cisheteronormativity, he chose the path of perpetual torment. In his ravenous hatred he found no peace; and with boiling blood he scoured the Umbral Plains seeking vengeance against the dark trannies who had wronged him. He wore the crown of the /pol/ Sentinels, and those that tasted the bite of his sword named him… the Faggot Slayer."

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>How will we survive the upcoming white people genocide?
>White people are most of the population and own most of the guns. Blacks are terrified of dogs, even ankle biter breeds.
>How will we survive the socialist revolution?!
>All of the socialists in question are low-test suburbanites who've MAYBE worked at Starbucks and could probably lose to my 5'4" little sister in a proper fight.

>How will we survive the cis-shit genocide?!
You just misgender them and they blow their own brains out.

>>8650191

It's not hard, do men sexually appeal to you?
Do women sexually appeal to you?

If answers to both = yes, ur bi.

If only women, then you simply enjoy being social online, which is not surprising

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>>8650191
Find a sane, safe, clean dude 'DDF' who is willing to be your first experience with another guy. If you hate it then you were just curious, if you enjoy it then your Bisexual. Don't bear back unless you want aids.

Also stop fapping stop watching porn.

>>8650238
How do I find someone?

Get bottom surgery or find the one man in a million willing to tolerate oral for life (gl on that one). Also seriously, just douche.

>>8650166
I guess you gotta find someone who is content with just receiving handjobs and blowjobs. Or get kinky.

>>8650176
hi it's me, I don't think anal is disgusting but it's pretty inconvenient and I'm cool without.

>>8650078
Cause I'm mad jelly. You get to be a cute girl AND be with a cute girl.

Crazy high domestic abuse rates

>>8650078
Because people are finally getting sick of their shit. They are the biggest asshats here.

>>8650095
>lesbians
>cute
Pick one. The only time you'd get that would be with two bi girls or in anime.

i feel like that sometimes but then i get over it and remember that my partner is the best and i don't want to fuck up a great thing. if you really can't keep it in your pants just don't do relationships or find people willing to be poly. if you somehow fuck up and cheat in a poly relationship you should probably just kys.

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>>8649774
>women aren't masculine and don't have dick
>men aren't feminine and don't have pussies
>trannies just swap but still have the same imperfection
>mfw bisexuals will never be satisfied with a single partner

>>8649774
>Am I a slut who does not deserve love?
Yes. We don't call you biscum for nothing.

>>8649740

Call papa McCain

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>>8649740

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>>8649740
join him at once

end anime

>>8649515
I want to cum all over megumin

boo thread

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They're not as some sort of universal rule obsessed like you imagine them to be.
Only those who have been influenced by straight men and beauty product corporations enough really put an unhealthy amount of effort into it.
In fact, most people are pretty chill about it and put in a medium to minimal amount of effort.
I think you'll find outside of your sheltered circle, things are much different, and people mostly care about appearance only if you're shockingly above or below human levels.

>>8649310
most women get really neglectful in terms of appearance after hitting 30 and getting married

>>8649325
>rule obsessed
The point isn't that they conform to anything, it's that they are very aware of how they look, and have a more intuitive sense of what looks good and what doesn't.
The trans women here who see "passing" as unnecessary and oppressive for their inability to take care of themselves.

>>8649170
>not getting turned on by your weakness

>>8649170
Couch to 5k is your best bet.

>>8649440
>>8649204
huh I just thought fuck it and went for a run anyway
I managed to do 5k in 32 minutes

not good but much better than I was expecting desu, awesome.

>>8649075
I usually daydream about different lives as somebody else who either transitioned early or was a cis girl to start with.

>>8649083
What do those daydreams usually entail?

>>8649132
Making more of opportunities with friends and activities, getting a boyfriend, learning more and being successful at whatever career or interest the daydream is about this time.

>>8649058
>only able to form romantic relationships with women
Any particular reason you would form a romantic relationship with a woman?

Seems kind of retarded since you say you have no sexual interest in women.

Are you one of those mongs claiming romance doesn't need sexual attraction?

>>8649065
I really don't have a particular reason

I've fallen in love with women before, but never had the same type of feeling with men

I don't know why, something just doesn't click with me romantically with men like it does with women

>>8649065
I've tried being with men, and there's nothing there for me like there is for females

I can acknowledge attractive females, knowing that they're sexually attractive, but there isn't a single thing I can do to get aroused

>>8648842
Autists are not trannies, they just have problems fitting in and adopting gender identity.
Hence you get all the special nonbinary snowflakes with made-up genders who dont transition.
It's mostly common among females.

>>8648891
I dunno man, according to a study 4chan won't let me link, that was published in Journal of Autism and Developmental Disorders, trannies are far more likely to be autistic than cis folk.
They could be misdiagnosed as trans though. According to Dr. Kenneth Zucker, the whole trans thing in autists may just be an autistic fixation on gender, not too different than how some of them fixate on a cartoon, or trucks. Misdiagnosis theories aside, the correlation between the two is very real. Which again leads me to question, is this why animu posting is so popular on /tttt/?

>>8648842
there are so many anime girls being posted on /lgbt/ because this is an anime imageboard

the autism shows itself by the constant arguing and drama across the wider board in general, but particularly /lgbt/'s flagship thread /mtfg/

>how long it'll take for the swelling to go down and the skin to shrink/retract
The skin never shrinks tbqh.

>>8648731
>bulge

WTF

isn't orchi supposed to remove testicles? what bulge are you talking about?

A couple weeks and the swelling will be mostly gone.
I never had a very big bean bag in the first place so your results may vary.