/gaygen/ - gay general thread

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Have any of you guys actually seen that show?

I watched the first episode on a /tv/ stream, and its hilariously bad and also incredibly homophobic. There are like 4 or 5 seperate "jokes" which are just someone being called gay or someone looking like a fag. Heres a sample of some actual dialogue:
>Tito Dickman: "Hey, you shut up"
>Emo Teen: "fuck you man"
>TD: "Ha, you want to fuck me?"
>Emo Teen: "No wait, thats not what I meant"
*comedy sting plays and screen fades to black*

Bravo, filipinos, this is truly a high water mark of your culture.

Is it possible to infect someone if I have rectal gonnorhea and only do anal?

What was your best life experience of all time?

Personally, I think I had the best day of my life today.

I got into my dream university (that I have spent my whole life working towards), watched La La Land in the cinema with my parents and cried twice during, then had an incredible chateaubriant steak afterwards along with some fantastic wine.Then I watched The Naked Gun with 5 of my friends and got drunk on cider while laughing and chatting with them, and finally I am comfily posting here with you on my old Thinkpad while wrapped up in a nice duvet and playing music in the background. Good studd.

>>7578289
I watched that episode where Snoop and 50 are ducks and the plot consists of them flying above the city and shitting on people

>>7578289
never heard of it but it doesn't sound very good

>>7578313
I went to London comic con once...
other than that the days just seem to blend together now

>>7578313

alcoholic detected

>>7578261

TITO DICK DICKMAN BABY

>>7578289

I mean, one of the main characters wears a "got nutz" shirt and has an uncle named Tito
"Dickman" Dick. And the camera always pans over to Dickman's bulge, even in the fucking opening.

What did you expect?

There are much worse jokes in that first episode but I honestly couldn't understand half the dialogue

>>7578313

aww that sounds cute anon. Which university? I wish I cared about Uni when I was in high school. I was 6 and wanted to go to Harvard because I had a long sleeve shirt with "Harvard" on it, but I ended up at a (decent) state school instead. Best of luck in the ivory tower!

As for me, I try to make every day good. But the day I discovered I have a really cute and fuckable ass in women's underwear was a really good day recently. I think I also hit 150lbs for the first time in half a decade that exact day. I had been 170 and 5'8 for a lot of high school and early college. I'm finally turning into that boyish piece of meat I always wanted. I celebrated with a margarita

I need a job, but I have no specialized skills that anyone would pay me regularly for, and I hate dealing with stupid people too much to go back to retail.

Long term I want to save up money for a truck and tools and get into something like carpentry, with the end goal of getting into my dream job of fixing up old houses, and maybe owning some rental properties.

Anyone got any ideas for short term so I can start saving?

>>7578411
I know of a very high-paying job with no requirements except a high school diploma. But you have to be pretty mentally resilient to handle it.

Interested?

>>7578425
Sure, what is it?

>>7578434

Biohazard waste disposal. Mostly cleaning up body parts, toxic waste or bodily fluids. The pay is sky-high because youre on permanent hazard pay, but since its just cleaning + asceptic technique, they teach you all the skills you need on the job.

If you arent squeamish, I'd consider it.

>>7578313
I was 2 years old in a stroller looking up at the spruce in my parents backyard thinking "life is great"

it's all been downward spiral ever since

>>7578308
Pls reply I can't find any info online

>>7578443
I could deal with the toxic waste and bodily fluids no problem.. but the body parts.... ehh... I dunno.

>>7578308
>>7578461
>Literally just googled rectal gonnorhea
http://betablog.org/im-a-top-how-did-i-get-gonorrhea-in-my-butt/

>>7578289
I only see it when it's forced down my throat. Looks like one of those terrible one season comedy central flash/adult swim cartoons

>>7578482
>Gonorrhea is spread by coming into contact with an infected body part.
So no? They're being awefully vague about oral.

>>7578482
I meant oral from the beginning lol

>>7578411
I know the last thing you want is to go to school but learning trades would be wise. A lot of those jobs are in high demand because nobody is bothering with those skills/jobs. They aren't completely easy but you get paid well and most of those jobs are good in giving you skills/connections to get into carpentry.

>>7578496
>>7578505
http://gaymenshealth.org/std-information/gonorrhea/

I'm not a doctor but if I'd have to hazard a guess I would imagine any sexual contact would transmit it

>>7578509

Plumbing is a lot more secure of a job. Amerifats don't realize that if you want a job that's secure it's either 1) get a CS degree, never smoke weed, and work for the government 2) become a plumber.

Amerifats are catching onto number 1 but they think number 2 is beneath them and end up getting a shitty degree in something else. Plumbers are in demand right now and young amerifats aren't even learning the trade fast enough to cover the jobs from old plumbers retiring. It's a bit of a dirty job but it pays well and it's not mentally taxing.

>>7578313
The night I came out was basically like a mumblecore indie movie but I was the most memorable day of my life

Also asking here because gay gen:

Question to 100% gays:

Would you take a bisexual guy as your boyfriend, if hes more into traps/trans(mtf)/women? And you know that you will never be the sexiest/hottest "thing" to him, and that hes probably fapping to women/traps behind your back?

Only "manly"/normal/average men should to apply. Twinks are also allowed but, please state that you're a twink, since youre kinda "effeminate".

>>7578509
That's what I plan on doing. But the only way to do that in my area is to get hired on somewhere as an apprentice and join the unions, and I don't wanna get into that clusterfuck until I can save up for a truck and some decent tools... even though I probably don't NEED them right away. I just prefer to be fully prepared first.

>>7578526
I've seriously been considering it.

>>7578599
Depends if you're actively trying to get with a women while you're dating someone already. A lot of people still look at porn while in relationships

>>7578599

I'm a twink.

I saw a reply in your other thread that said "straight" men are hot and bi men aren't. This is semi-true. Unless the bi boy is actually a semi-virgin (has had minimal or no sex) in which case I'd love to date him. One who's fucked like 30 women and 5 men, not a chance.

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I've gone into this thread like 4 times and each time I start humming the Nutshack theme

Fuck you OP

>>7578599
No.

>>7578623
Yes but looking at gay porn while being in a gay relationship is ok. But what if the person watches straight/lesbain/trans/trap porn while being with a guy? Wouldnt that imply that hes more interested into the opposite sex than the same sex?
Would you want your bf to watch women/traps/trans women getting fucking ?

>>7578681
Its like if a bi guy is in a relationship with a girl, I dont think she would want her bf to watch gay stuff while being together with her.

>>7578681
I'm a cis gay guy and I like bi/straight men so if my bf looked at straight/lesbain/trans/trap porn I would actually be turned on.

>>7578699
>straight fetish faggot

You're literally worse.

>>7578313
Which university, for what degree? I want to judge you tbqh.

Why is trying to get laid with a guy closer to my age like pulling teeth but a hot daddy is always dtf?

>>7578710
Older guys are also better at sex
this one dude played my asshole like it was a work of art and blew my mind

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>>7578313

>had the best day of my life
>got into my dream university
>watched some hollywood movie
>ate steak and drank wine
>got drunk with friends on cider


Hate to burst your bubble but that dream university will only devour your soul over time and make you money hungry. Hollywood movies rot your brain. Steak causes heart disease. Wine & Cider causes the steak to ferment in your belly which can cause stomach issues or cancer.

These reasons aren't why I hate your post though. I hate your post because you put so much emphasis on things that aren't important, that are shallow, that aren't holy. Do you know Jesus anon? He was a perfect being. Yet he never got pleasure from worldly things. You should to aim to be more like him if you want a chance of getting into heaven. You're currently on a path of destruction. Heed my warning.

You can only have a "best day" by giving to others and helping them with their needs while telling them about the gospel. Only when you're in that sort of state of giving and helping... do you realize your desires, your lusts, your wants are not important and you've been a selfish worldly bitch. Try harder to be like Jesus or perish. It's your choice.

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Why doesn't Peter Thiel have a bf?

>>7578756

he honestly probably has multiple 10/10 fuckbuddies and throws lavish pool parties for them once every 2 weeks.

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>>7578756

There's only three options...

1. Homopedophile
2. Religious/Repentant guilt
3. Daddy/abuse/molestation issues from his childhood

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>>7578776
Listen here, you degenerate. That's MY (pure) husbando you're talking about, and he'd never do ANY of the depraved things you're suggesting. He doesn't have a bf because he's a chaste virgin waiting for a partner who shares his values and understands him (me) - that was the correct answer to my question. Now, if you continue to insist otherwise, you'll have to ...

EAT THE STEEL OF MY KATANA!

>>7578793
You too, baka!

>>7578756

apparently he pays guys to drop out of college and live in his mansion:

businessinsider.com/this-san-francisco-mansion-is-where-peter-thiels-genius-kids-party-and-plot-2012-1

>>7578819
Brian Sims is better anyways

>>7578776

you were right

>>7578819

>>7578658
IT'S

>>7578819
>tfw will always be too ugly to have a billionaire make me drop out so he can fuck me silly daily

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>>/vg/165622142
Yeah just thank me later.

>>7579064
>>>
>>7579064
Nothing Found
>Yeah just thank me later.

>>7579076
>>>/vg/165622142
sue me

A cute boy touched my weiner today lads

How was yours

>>7579092
No I didn't

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>>7579098

I didn't say a stupid whore touched my weiner

:3c

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>>7579131
You're wrong!
Awhore does it formoney and aslut does it for free.

>>7578261
I'm finally going on PreP. I get started in 8 days. My tests came back negative. I haven't heard back on the viral load test yet, but it should be done. I'm pretty sure it's negative or the doctor would have called me.

But I had two sketchy hookups about 2 weeks ago. The tests may not cover them.

And now I feel sick, vomiting everywhere. I'm so terrified of it being HIV which has vague flu like symptoms.

I panic every fucking tI'm I get a flu which is partly why I decided it's time to just do this shit.

Now I'm convinced that karma is catching up to me right as I get on PreP. I'm tempted to message one of the guys and tell him I tested positive. Then he'd have to go get a test and report back to me. He's probably clean so hearing that back would make me calm down.

What do? I'd probably actually kill myself if I go poz right before prep. Never forgive myself

>>7579148

whatever slut

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Things are never as bad as they seem to be

>>7579191

Thats because they're always actually worse

>>7579166
sounds like not much you can do other than wait and take some dayquil

when you're paranoid the average cold or shitty day seems like it's a precursor to dying

hey

did you know

I want a bf

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>>7579218

But do you deserve one?

>>7579223
Yes. Why? I've been looking for one for years. I'm at least 7/10. Manlet. Small dick. But still at least 7/10.

Do I deserve a bf? Yes.

>>7579180
If you had the opportunity to suck unlimited beautiful cock you wouldn't wanna pass that up

>>7579226

>small dick manlet

how u doin babe

>>7579227

>unlimited...cock

Nah

Just like 5 inches of cock a few times a week

>>7579231
I'm drunk. Doing great. Might throw up soon. You? Wanna swap snapchats?

>>7579211
It's true :(

I had full on panic attacks at least 4 times in the past over circumstances like this one. So I'm not panicking quite so bad this time, but it's taking all my focus to not flip out.

Wait for what though? I guess I'll feel better after the symptoms pass, I usually do. I want all these fears behind me though 100%>>7579218

Is it possible to be too dominant? Sometimes I scare myself with the aggressive thoughts in my head.

>>7579239
Whoops quoted something at the end of that

>>7579239
>>7579246
Yeah you did, did you want something from me hun? :3

>>7579195
No they're not

Hey, maybe they are?

It's all up to how you deal with it

>>7579236

Did you go out or are you just drinking alone?

I'm good, watching tv and drinking tea

I don't use snapchat tho

>>7579253
I drank with some ""friends"" just recently.

Now I'm drunk and watching a qt speedrunner running undertale feeling tfwnobf.

>I don't use snapchat tho
aww. you should get it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dJwTlG98Qk

So senpai doesn't have snapchat.

anyone else wanna snapchat?

;___;'

>>7579285
I only snapchat nudes with my cousin sry bb

>>7579315
c'mon now

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>>7579248
> did you want something from me
I would probably cuddle the crap out of some one right now, femboy or musclebear.

>>7579330
yeah but you're probably at the opposite of the earth, let's snap instead

>>7579260

I prefer my dick pics to be permanent

They're special and deserve to be appreciated repeatedly

>>7579375
I don't want dick pics

I want social contact

>>7579377
If he makes contact with you, do you really think it's going to be social?

>>7579395
I dno I'm pretty naive

>tfw no BF to cuddle with by the fire wrapped up in a sheepskin blanket with while listening to old folk music

Why does no one love me

Don't answer that

>>7579475
I don't know

why doesn't anyone love me

don''t answer

>>7579475
Because you're fat

>>7579131
More of him/source?

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>>7579808

I don't remember the source but he defo has a tumblr so just reverse image search him

>>7579827
Thanks.

>>7579827
I want this qt's dick anywhere near me

>>7578709
oxford :3c

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Honesty is the best policy, right?

>download Grindr
>instantly receive a message from some 60 yo grandpa
>delete Grindr

alright I'll try next year

>>7580534
What did he answer next ?

>>7580568
That shit kills my sides every time. Honestly, what kind of conversation could you have with someone 30-40 years younger than you?

>>7580573
He didn't reply back.

>>7580577
Shit, I thought it was bold enough to ignite some interest

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Is that possible to date someone who dont share your hobbies on the long term ?

Like, I often see cute guys, I'd be happy to date at first, but once the excitement of seeing of sex and discovery has faded, I doubt I'd be able to stick them...

I know I sound like some pretentious bitch, but I think I need a guy whom I can debate with, I need him to share at least some of my interest to enjoy his company...

But all the guys I've met, straight or gay, beside some exceptions, are just deeply boring to me ? And I feel like I'll have to settle down with one of them one day if I want to be happy ?

idk, I'm probably too picky, sorry

>>7580605
*excitement of sex
*stick with them

>>7580605
I believe it's possible to have a relationship without similar interests but you need some sort of connection. Similar interests just makes it alot easier.

>>7580626
It's not possible without any similar interests. There MUST be some, otherwise it's doomed to being just a sexual relationship. Which is fine for some people but definitely not the most fulfilling relationship form.

>>7580534

Yes, but be honest with yourself too: you won't find what you're looking for on grindr with a guy whose profile is name "Fuck now?"

>>7579218
don't we all?

>>7579223
>why are all the full english models ridiculously cute?

>>7579313
>same

>>7580568
this
>I didn't even fill in the profile or put a pic

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>tfw like to lift and feel alpha
>tfw fem face
>tfw small dick and sub bottom
>can lift more than my bf but he still carries a dominant aura I can't help but submit to

>>7581356
Muscle bottoms are goat

>>7581356
Wait did zyzz use the HD 598's?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cOOcqV9Yjw

Why are you gay? Can you somehow feels something "made you gay"? What is your earlier gay memory ?

>>7581356
Sounds cute. I'm trying to get my bf to lift with me.

>>7581435
Not gonna lie it started with traps which starts for me at like 15. Then I gradually got gayer until I started sucking dick and taking it up the ass.
That and I have an average sized dick that I always felt insecure about so I thought I could only pleasure a man through my anus. I like it

>>7581435

Earliest gay memory is when I was 15 and on mufti day the best rower on the school wore a croptop as a joke, exposing a perfect set of abs and it made me feel funny inside

I was a 'late bloomer' I guess

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>>7581435
I'll try to answer my own question

I'd say I had my "gay epiphany" at a pretty young age, and I believe I have a proof of some kind of subconscious knowledge about my sexuality

I was in the car with my mom, I was about 6 yo, maybe even younger, and someone on the radio talked about homosexuals. I asked my mom who homosexuals were even though I kinda knew already, then she answered "they are a category of people you should never belong to"

Well, I distinctly remember thinking "oooops", like I already knew it had something to do with me, I already knew she was going to answer that

It's really weird, it's almost as if I became gay because of some histrionic aspect of my personality, because I was told not to be gay, I specifically became gay?

Sorry for the ramble

>>7581450
Oh that's interesting, so you think your dick size played a role in your sexual orientation?

>>7581356
>tfw no cute bf with a dominant aura you can't help but submit to
sounds hot desu

>>7581506
I would say it influenced it but wasn't the sole reason. I had been with three girls before and none of them ever complained but I still felt a deep insecurity about it. Eventually after getting into traps and gay stuff I saw I didn't need to pleasure someone with my dick which I felt was a weak spot, rather my ass would serve better.
I guess this all culminates in the issue that I feel I need to be perfect for my partner.

>>7581435
I rent getting hard looking at muscle and fitness magazines at an early age. I renege telling myself it was because I waved to look like that.

I still do, I just also want to fuck dudes that look like that.

>>7581456
>mufti day
What's that?

>>7581571

also known as Dress-Down-Day, casual clothes day, no-uniform day, etc etc

>>7581571
>>7581681
I never got the point of those days
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mufti_(dress)

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Fuck I wish headbands/bandanas were still in fashion.

Theyre really good ways to display a simple and striking graphic, and work well with almost all hairstyles. But if you wear them nowadays you look like a weirdo. Damn shame.

remember the trip Horror?
apparently he died in a snow storm :/

>>7581868
the furry?

>>7581827
That's a really weird thing to want to be fashionable.

I always wanted togas to come back. Comfy as fuck.

>>7581979
togas are perfect rape-bait material. Can't run, easy access.

>>7581997
>implying you can run in skinnyjeans
Naw they don't show off the ass enough to be rape-bait.

>>7581435
The feeling I get looking at cock and strong desire to want to be the position of a girl in porn

also talking to guys gives me butterflies and makes me blush while I'm super chill around girls

Whats an extremely gay but not actually obscene description I can write for my WhatsApp desc.?

>>7582167
"I am gay" ?

>>7582167

call me Dumbledore cause im the head master

Why do so many gay bears sound so fem and have droopy eyelids. Is it the fat?!

>>7582167
Hi, my name is .. and I really like dick. I especially love it when guys come up to me and dominate me. I want you to make me beg for it. A few of my interests include: deep throating, cum denial, backtoback orgasms, bdsm, and spitroasting.

If you are feeling pent up, feel free to unload on me anytime.

>>7582205
watch your words....

>>7582220
A lot of gay guys aren't really masculine, but the fat unshaven body is ready to achieve, so they go for that look.

>>7582167
I'm not gay. I'm just looking for another straight dude who's cock I can suck and who wants to fuck my tight ass.

No homo.

>calling someone out on being homophobic is enough to draw the ire of a janny
Fucking incredible, I thought homophobia was mostly a meme in [current year] but I guess it's alive and well.
Glad to see censorship is alive and well though.

>>7582366
Just go on /r/askgaybros, you'll see homophobia is far from being a meme

>>7582436
Just didn't think I'd see literal censorship for asking someone why they're being blatantly homophobic.
I guess Racism isn't fine outside of /b/ (Global Rule 2) but homophobia is still fine.

>>7582461
Maybe you where being misogynist by asking.

Honestly way too many guys look like thumbs. Like chill with the working out, you look ridiculous.

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>>7582366
>le hoomophobia waaaah ;_;

Stop playing the victim. If someone's prejudiced against homosexuals, calmly explain to them why we're not bad instead of hurling childish labels and insults back at them.

>>7582877

Its no-one else's obligation to spend their time educating retards. Sure, it would be good of someone to do so, but they in no way have to bother if they dont want to. Telling someone to fuck off is well within their rights, it just means they dont want to waste their time arguing with a retard is all.

>>7582806
There literally doesn't exist such thing as too big

>>7582366
>I thought homophobia was mostly a meme in [current year] but I guess it's alive and well.
Do you live under a rock or are you just baiting?
I mean I live under a rock and I know full well that homophobia won't be gone for at least another 1000 years.

>>7583033
homophobia will probably never go away. People instinctively detest bottoms because they're sexually submissive men. It's a gut reaction from tens of thousands of years ago, it's not going anywhere. People will always look up to the alpha because we're still only animals. Hell even I don't respect bottoms as human beings very much

>>7582955
>don't educate ignorant people
>get mad when ignorant people are ignorant

Well then.

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>>7583045
>Hell even I don't respect bottoms as human beings

They aren't human beings.
They are literally just fuck holes.

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>>7583045

>>7583077
Well if they're ignorant rather than simply uninformed then there really isn't a reason to.

>>7583087
>>7583045
>i dont even respect bottoms as human beings

Normally I find that insulting and disgusting.
But when I'm horny I find that hot as fuck.

This is why I think its impossible for me to have a srs relationship with a fufilling sex life T B H

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>>7583091
>Posting a SW The Force Unleashed pic

What did you mean by this?

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>>7583217
Only I can stop pence

>>7582806
You saying that thumbs aren't the sexiest part of the body?

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>>7583206
Me and my bf have such a ridiculous sub/dom dynamic it's great

But outside the sex its all so sweet and a really loving relationship and is very genuine and caring.

Not to mention the cuddles when he is all done

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>>7583252
May the Force be with you, then.
For Darth Trump is the true Emperor.

>>7583266
I just threw up in my mouth

>>7583266

And that works?

I've never told any of my partners about my submissive side for fear it will change how they treat me outside of bed.

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>tfw keep visiting the discord but as soon as I see how many people are there it sets off my social anxiety
why am I so god damn broken

>>7583279
Lmao no affection allowed

>>7583293
Yeah it does. He's a Dom and I'm a sub in the bedroom. Doesent mean we need to be like that outside it.

He knows how I feel and he knows I want to feel safe and protected.
It's really good for him because it means he gets to be extra dominant and knows I will enjoy it.

>>7583027
I guess grammar is also nonexistent in your dimension.

>>7583514
What are your talking me at?

>>7583333
Iktf
Not with this gg discord really because I don't care about a chat full of gays
But any discord or chat or whatever it's immediately too intense 4 me

Whats the gg discord?

>>7583514
I'm from Russia, my english isn't perfect. When you have big body and dick, what you say is not so important. You will learn this too

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>>7583520
He's trying to feel superior to you/him by pointing out the grammare mistake made from what you/he typed out.

>>7583562
Russians are hot

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>>7583573
He's a gay

>>7583217

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dJwTlG98Qk

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>>7583613
Good point, Watson.

Found out yesterday (at a party) that the boy I crushed on from grade 6 to 9 has a bf that looks alot like me. When I told him that I had a crush on him, he told me that he had a crush on me, but was too shy to admit it and thought that I hated him.

Take your chances, boys...
Also, is bleach a good way? Maybe a rifle?

>>7583333
i'm in a bunch of huge discord channels that i only lurk in but every time i go in the gg one i just don't like the vibe and leave it. seemed too hostile for no reason

>>7583715
I mean when you get a bunch of desperate virgins in one room, there's bound to be hostility. Just how sluts work desu

>>7578261 he's gay i think?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZu7_z7SDEQ

>>7583725
true.

with the exception of one or two every 4chan based discord i've been in has been this way though. like it's the cool thing now to just constantly talk about how cynical and world-weary you are.

life's not that bad guys, or at least don't' take it out on other users because they like something you don't

>tfw started playing TF2 again

I still like Overwatch, but TF2 has a much different feel to it.

>>7583731
Why is he walking like an aspie?

>>7583734
I've never used other 4chan discords but I can see that being true. Cynicism is all the rage still.

>>7583773
Good for you, play what you enjoy. So many get so assblasted at people playing one or the other it's like who cares.

>meet a qt irl and he's smart, funny, 3.14, has a very similar worldview, similar interests, the whole nine yards
>get home and immediately get depressed because I know eventually we'll either stop talking or drift apart

why

>>7583333
I think I found you on Grindr

>>7583680
On the plus side, someone liked you at one point.

Also, although you were clearly joking, bleach would obviously be a gruesome, painful death, cmon now.

What are the odds that the straight guy I hang out with all the time has a crush on me?

I like him but don't know how to find out if he is into me, guys, or anyone else.

>>7583914
Have you tried common sense? You know, the way you can extrapolate someone's intent by their actions and speech? Might work, who knows.

>>7583925
Exactly the typical douchebag response I would expect from some trip fag on /gaygen/

>>7583941
Thanks, I try my best.

>>7579241
No

>>7583944
jerk

>>7583958
I'm pungent too.

>>7584004
And you look funny

>>7584007
Nah, I look freakish. Thank god I've got my amazing personality.

>>7584085
Being an insufferable cunt is nothing to take pride in

>>7584091
Really? And here I thought I was very obviously using irony there for a second. My b, my b.

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I'm a small, 5'7, effeminate looking twink. I've even posted my pictures here before. I've only ever been into submissive and gay stuff, sexually, but for the most part, have only been attracted to females in the platonic department. I prefer the feminine form.

I'm very confused right now, because I have fetishes for cross dressing/forced fem, but every once in a blue moon, particularly now, I find myself thinking that homosexuality is degenerate, and finding myself genuinely attracted to women. I want to pursue a woman currently. I would like to caress her, rub her down, and kiss her neck, but I would like the dominance in the relationship to go both ways. I would like someone that would let me be the little spoon, and I could sit in her lap. But I would fuck them too, I find myself being turned on by being dominance lately. All of this is very confusing to me. Have any of you experienced this? I'm usually attracted to cock, but don't find myself attracted to the male form usually. I have only ever been with male partners. I'm also extremely drunk right now, sorry if anything is fucked up. If nothing is fucked up then I'll look like an alcoholic, but whatever.

Clownshoes is funny

>on grindr
>put looking for dates, relationship
>everyone jumps straight into sex hookups

Us fags really are degenerate.

>>7584874
Same but I am bi and don't have those fetishes but I fit the rest. Sometimes I prefer guys or I prefer girls and if I'm on one I'll dislike the other a bit more, but I want to be dominant sometimes and sub most of the time like I naturally am. I also mostly just find penises attractive and not more masculine forms. Since I am a thin twinkish guy I don't think I have much of a chance finding a lady who would be willing to let me try and be dominant instead of submissive all the time. It's the same with guys as well since I only like boys similar to myself. Maybe you should find a female partner and explore a little

>>7583906
>clearly joking
Haha yeah it would be strange if I was not, right guys

>Someone liked you at one point
Not gonna lie, feels pretty nice. It also feels bad, since I didnt take my chance. Should I find a new brown haired tall boy to study with?

>>7583562
>tfw no russian alpha male bf

>>7585413
No. Small and blond.

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>finally cancelled my appointment with the gender clinic.

Sweet now I can just be a fag

>>7583914
Probably pretty low honestly, it's also generally true that even if he did do something sexual with you he may soon look back on it with regret after.

Not speaking from my own experience, just what others on here have said. Sometimes it is better to have the friendship and nothing more, because you could easily lose it all.

Every case is different, so just take it easy and don't make too big of a deal out of it I suppose. If it creeps him out, just drop it and move on.

>>7583333
Integrating yourself socially in a virtual way seems like a good way to overcome that, however I don't think the gg discord is a good place to attempt to make friends.

Honestly small dick fags tops are so lucky, they'll never get shit dick

My girlfriend caught me on grindr last night. The cats out of the bag but she wants to stay together. I really do love her as a person but our relationship feels so empty. I've never really cheated on her as I've never done anything pass chatting. What should I do?

>>7585754
it's very tiny advantage.

>>7585789
DONT BULLY SMALL DICKERS

>>7583562
English has a bunch of nonsensical rules to it
Yours is good regardless :)

>>7583680
I don't think anyone's ever had a crush on me...

>>7583839
Don't let him go anon

>>7583857
Doubt it

>>7584874
>small cute twink into other small cute twinks
What else is new

>>7585781
>already has loving partner
>on grindr
bisex pls go

>>7585781
Aaaand why was she on grinder?

>>7585846
She's meat.

>>7585832
Fuck off lezbo

>>7585866
Is it that hard to believe that a gay man believes in monogamy?

>>7586090
More gay guys need to be monogamous. The cheating hookup nonfaithful culture has gone to far

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Is the aquarium a good place for a first date?
I've never been to one before.

>>7585781
Knock her up. A baby will solve everything.

If things fall apart you and the new bf will have a kid without having to pay for a surrogate.

>>7586148
No. If he wanted to deal with the lingering smell of fish, he'd be straight.

>>7586090
Yeah mainly because monogamy doesn't even make sense for a gay. I mean unless you're so ugly you become so self conscious you can only be monogamous out of fear he's getting fucked better than you ever fucked him desu

>>7586148
Aquariums are pretty neat imo

>>7586181
>>7586188
kek

>>7586230
>monogamy doesn't make sense for 'a' gay
there you go then, doesn't make sense for you but does for me
>unless you're so ugly you become so self conscious you can only be monogamous out of fear
Now where that may be true I still wouldn't like anyone else putting their dick in someone I love

>>7585492
That would be me.

Brown hair is the only way.

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> i hear you've been race mixing...

>>7586230
Wish that now gay guys were polyamorus to be honest. I want a series relationship, but I've never met a bottom who could keep up.

>>7586424
White on Asian doesn't count.1v1 faggot.

i just want a bf to take me on dates and gently plow my asshole

>>7586444
Poly relationships are so overlooked honestly. They're the way of the future tbqh

Most bottoms are just really greedy sluts tho so they could never deal with the same thing for longer than a year.

>>7586357
So you only date virgins?? Because otherwise the person who you love has gotten fucked plenty of times before you.

>>7586478
Let me addend my text
>I still wouldn't like anyone else putting their dick in someone I love while I was currently putting my dick in them i.e. monogamous
I also wouldn't mind if they were also a virgin

>>7586444

It's called the yellow peril for a reason, and everyone can hear an asian getting fucked...

Why are there no monagamous gay men?

>>7586682
I would for the right guy

>>7586682
>*AHEM*

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>>7586682

>>7586682
After being on grindr and past experiences I'm starting to think they don't exist. And it's honestly starting to make me resent being homosex. We are all worthless degenerates.

>>7586750
>see hot guy on grindr
>"partnered"

>>7586471
>tfw my ex suggested being poly
Absolutely disgusting. Should've broken up with him then and there.
>>7586682
I get too jealous to even think of being anything but monogamous.

>>7586682
If you're bf and bf it should always b exclusive. If you're bf with someone but open you r not really dating

>>7586538
What's the difference though outside of your compulsive desire to possess them?!

>>7586837
I'm surprised anyone loved you at all, good for you slotty!

>>7586890
Jokes on you. He never loved me.

Bet you feel real stupid now.

>>7586885
I just wouldn't want my bf fucking other guys while they're supposed to be in a relationship with me
Is that so much to ask?

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>>7586706
But the "right guy" wouldn't for you. You've disqualified yourself from a relationship with a high-quality person, simply by being a slut.

>>7586938
I'm not a slut tho

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>>7586942
If a monogamy is the exception for "the right guy", and not the standard for any guy, you're a slut.

>>7586953
I'm saying if you are also slutty and or have a bad personality I'm not going to plant my roots and be loyal to you.

Treat me right and I'll love you for life

I keep telling myself that I will NEVER speak to him again but then he texts me and ruins everything

>>7586920
Yeah it's pretty possessive all because of some childish jealousy.

>>7586973
Me @ my cousin

If you're in a relationship with someone then it should be exclusive between you two. If I'm not good enough for you that you have to go fuck other guys then why are we dating?

>>7587009
what works for you may not work for other people

>>7587015
And those other people are never going to find satisfaction. Relationships built on the premises of sex don't last

>>7586963
You shouldn't be in relationships with slutty or bad people in the first place, lmao. But that's all you're going to get if you're a slut yourself.

>>7587049
Okay bright guy. How am I supposed to meet and greet gay men in my local area without the use of Grindr and a lack of gay bars in the area?

>>7587058
You're supposed to have interests outside of mindlessly fucking. You invest yourself in those interests, and inevitably meet someone else who shares those interests and happens to be gay. If that person has a personality and values similar to yours, that's a great foundation for a relationship.

Even online dating is better than going on an app explicitly made for mindless sex (Grindr) or to locations where men hook up for mindless sex (gay bars). You're not going to find high quality people there, and you're not going to find people who want to invest in you as a person and partner.

>>7587083
I live in a primarily homophobic area and the kind of people out are not worth getting to know

>>7587021
Relationships based on insecurity, possession, and jealousy also never last. :)

Apparently everyone hates herpes what the fuck? I'm never having sex fuck that noise.

>>7587106
There's no such thing as a "homophobic area" unless you live in an Islamic/Slavic country tbqh.

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>>7587164
>There's no such thing as a "homophobic area"

>>7587163
Shoulda wrapped it up homie.
>>7587164
Lel
Where do you live?

>>7587177
If you think america is homophobic, its also INSANELY christiaphobic

>>7587181
Texas, in a (((homophobic area))). "Homophobia" doesn't mean shit in a country where you have the right to bear arms and are protected under the law. Some people don't condone homosexuality, that's their personal belief and it doesn't affect (You) in any way. There's no need to be a whiny cunt about it and not even get to know people where you live because of it.

>>7587164
have a try with a gay pride parade through one of the many islamic areas in britain, in which muslims can surpass 90% of the population, and i'll arrange your closed casket

>>7587188
have you ever lived in the bad side of town?

full of old drunks, niggers, neonazis, druggies, you name it and they all hate each other but they really fucking hate gay people

all these losers believe in some sort of social hierarchy where if you're not making other people miserable, you're the one who's bottom of the barrel. they live and breathe to drag others down to their level.

that's why they all collectively hate gays, they think hating gays is easy pickings since gays are far and few

>>7587247
Basically this.
Niggers are the worst tbqh, never actually encountered a neonazi.

t. faggot who lived in a bad part of town

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>tfw no bf
W H Y L I V E

is it possible for a gay guy to want to be just friends and nothing more with a really attractive, smart, awesome (straight) guy that he wants to spend all his time with for the rest of his life

???

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>>7587275
You live to eventually get a bf, anon.

>>7587304
I used to have a bf for 3 years but when he suddenly declared our relationship "fake" and immediately left me for some coked up fag whom he felt was more "real", I've been suspicious and bitter about bfs ever since

>>7587293
Don't know but that's what I'm doing with my best friend. Good luck dude.

>>7587218
Illinois here.
There are definitely homophobic areas. You won't really get shit, except maybe some stares for being gay in public.
Stuff like cross dressing or gay pride stuff has a serious chance of getting you in trouble. Probably not killed though, just bashed.

>>7587293
No, unfortunately. Either the str8 ends up being not so str8 or the gay ends up pulling some nasty shit desu

>>7587293
>>7587313
That sounds like torture.
Luckily all my cool straight friends are unattractive.

>>7587312
>tfw left for someone shorter, uglier, less interesting and less funny with a smaller dick
>"Because he gets me"

>>7587362
and then it's worse because the guy who was supposedly "better" than me gets drunk and hits my ex, giving him a black eye once
and then what do they do after that? fucking move in with each other

So I'm black. What are the odds of me ever having a meaningful relationship? I'm already 20 so I've got about 3 good years left in me.

>>7587401
Depends where you live 2bh and how good you look.

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>>7587264
I've had the displeasure of meeting some

Worst was probably when I was meeting up with an old friend I used to go to school with
>getting drunk, watching music videos from YT, smoking some dude weed
>his dumbass brother calls him, asks if he can come over
>sure what the hey, we used to go to the same school

>his brother shows up with some roided up nazi guy
>"hey I was just with a friend, hope you don't mind him coming too"
>wellifhescool.png

>he isn't cool

>the nazi guy doesn't shut up about jews and niggers
>endure it somehow, he really is like a roided nigger and I don't want my shit kicked in

>go to smoke a ciggie on the shared apartment complex balcony to get some fresh air
>nazi guy wants to come too
>indian guy from the apartment next door confronts us in the hallway to tell us to keep the volume down while we're on the way to the balcony
>nazi guy starts shouting and pushing him around
>have to keep him back so he doesn't bloody the poor guy

>go back in the apartment after smoking our cigs in perfect silence
>really not in a party mood anymore so I go home

>next day I hear the nazi guy demanded an apology from my friend because I didn't kick the indian guy's ass with him
>his dumbass brother apparently managed to get the nazi guy to leave with him before starting shit on the pretense of going to snort amphetamine
>no idea what actually happened, but never saw either the nazi or the indian guy again, and the bathroom mirror and a floorlamp was broken in my friend's apartment

and that's the story of how I started to carry around a knife

>>7585744
but which is worse, to regret not hooking up and becoming best bfs or to regret hooking up and becomes friendless

>>7586420
Nah, see, this is how it works. Everyone who isn't below average height and blond is a terrible person. Us non-terrible people should stick together.

Which now I come to think of it is very reminiscent of the ideological doctrine of the Nazi party. Tallies should still go home though.

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this movie wasn't as bad as I thought it would be

it was gayer than I thought though

>>7587003
wanting your bf to not shag around isn't possessive

>>7587164
some areas can be a bit 'rougher'

>>7587304
when though? I'm incredibly bored and lonely

>>7587831
If you spend most of your time at home and online you're not gonna get a bf anytime soon.

>>7587831
Wanting your bf to only be yours is hella possessive. Sorry you're too brainwashed to recognize.

>>7587304

Shoulder hair creeps me out and I don't understand why...

>>7587461
At least you never saw him again, so there's a plus.

>>7588051
That's it. I'm done being gay. I'll be celibate for the rest of my life. You slutty cumdumpster.

>>7588375

If it were that easy, no one would be here - pretending to be special snowflakes.

>>7588356
Yeah I didn't see that guy again

I've had to deal with other skinheads though

>>7588375
Now now. There's plenty of better reasons to hate everyone. Monogamy is still pretty popular.

Honestly the only reason I'm a feminist is because it's indirectly creating more single dads and they're easily the hottest demographic.

>>7588375
You were only gay because you're too fucking ugly for a female to date anyways 2bh

>>7588781

I feel like there's a lot wrong with this sentence, but only from a Washington Post point-of-view.

So, who care?

>>7588806
poo poo in toilet bowl, no one care

>>7588831

Just like when you check Grindr and you still don't have any messages.

"S-stupid bad r-reception, heh...."

I'm meeting a guy for coffee tomorrow and I'm starting to regret making these plans. I need your opinion, would you go out with a guy who's 5'2 and 18 years old?

I generally consider myself short, I've only ever dated people taller than me. But this guy is literally half a foot shorter than me...

>>7588842
are you defending WaPo?

>>7588806
I honestly don't even know what you're attempting to state but ok

>>7588863

No, I just like starting shit because I'm bored and confident enough that most people on here won't care because they're so self-absorbed and think that their gamer daddy 10/10 muscle bear bf is just waiting for them in the next topic they post in.

>>7588878
There's a lot to deconstruct here, amazing!!

>>7588846
wtf how is that a problem?!

>>7588846
:3

>>7588846
I would but 18 year olds are disgusting and desperate.

>>7588846
Das heightist

>>7588889
Because I'm a degenerate bottom who enjoys cuddling and buys into the societal expectation that I would prefer a more physically significant male to hold me in his arms.

But I live in small town USA so I said yes to this guy because he wasn't a fat closeted 50 year old married grandfather.

>>7588878
can't even tell if you're shitposting or not

do you hold your own in real life too you golden shower gate? or is it all just shitposting?

Someone post their tits please

>It's an attack on /gaygen/ episode

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>>7589011
It's not an attack, simply an observation of the natural barbarity of the black race, and how the institution of slavery helps mitigate this barbarity to the benefit of both parties. The relationship between the white man and the negro is like any of our other relationships with livestock.

Plus, I find guys who can discuss the racial realities of our world attractive.

>>7589011
/gaygen/ is always started by a cishet pedophile Christian. It isn't under any more of a serious attack now that it is every second of every other day.

>>7588881

I'm a mystery! A fucking majestic mystery.


>>7588942

Those aren't words that belong next to each other. Like you and attractive people.

>>7589141
like you even know what attractive people look like

>>7589141
That was a pretty weak attempt ngl

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heh...

>>7588790
>tfw I'm with a female at the moment

Say what? I just hate how every gay I meet is a promiscuous little shit. It's the only thing that's keeping me from jumping the fence completely.

>>7589136
and he's also a Satan worshipper!

gaygen's been dead since we chased the tripfags out
ironic

>>7590764
Once upon a time I was a tripfag, but then I lost my tripcode and I can't remember it.

New

>>7590807
>>7590807
>>7590807

>>7588846
5'2" is like the perfect hieght fit me. I'd love to fuck a guy who's over a foot shorter than me. But I really get off on the whole size difference thing.