How many of you are gay?
https://youtu.be/7IccQf5DKaM
>>8678931
At least one.
Also, that video is so awkward. The car wash guy is hot though.
>>8678959
Oh gosh. Be my bf
>>8678931
mmm, arby's
I'm a full time passing MTF.
My nails are gross tho. I am shit at doing them.
Are nail salons worth it?
>>8678913
when your occupation is full time woman but you still deny female privilege
>>8678922
Actually laughed
>>8678913
Why not ask your cis friends you fucking cunt
Why haven't you an heroed yet?
>>8678099
Yo. Guy that's questioning his sexuality here, how long has this board been here? Just asking, because I don't remember this board being here.
Pic unrelated, just our lord and savior Marc Summers.
>>8678077
This is why people invented Google
Salam Aleikum kaffirs and Qom-E-Lut First i shall begin by telling you my story.
be me be salafist muslim death to the infidels, USA, israel etc etc, you get the point. decide i want to expand the islamic foothold in the west Ihaveagreatidea.gif browse /r9k/ looking for desperate virgins to recruit to salafi islam (to give you an idea, its the same ideology as saudi arabia (((and ISIS))) ) see a trap thread think to myself "well these guys must be so far gone they'll fuck anything, i'll recruit them" click on the thread and scroll though so many haram pictures i can feel less and less pure as i go through i eventually realize i have a boner, to the assholes of men on the internet. ASTAGHFIRULLAH! i close my browser and start to shake i cant believe this could happen to me, those bastard infidels and their haram pictures, they are not worth saving. next day i browse again, but this time, god forgive me, but i masturbated to the pictures. it was a spiral of evil, i kept going lower and lower until Lo! i was masturbating to men.
at this point i had to call off the jamat with the local boys because i couldnt even pray properly anymore in muslim prayer we bend over, and I, couldnt contain myself. astaghfriullah, it was IN A MOSQUE! How LOW Had i fallen!?
fast forward about a day or 2 i make a post on lgbtqanbgquwpopwj+-? bear in mind at this point i'm convinced it was black magic that did this to me, more specifically jewish kabalah magic. (i tried reading surah al-falaq many times but it didnt work)
a person responded to me claiming he was a jewish wizard. he required a picture of my circumcised brown penis.
at first i was reluctant, but i really wanted to be straight again i gave him and other jew wizards pictures of my penis, they said they would do magic and burn the picture to make me straight again. it didnt work, the jews tricked me again.
One person suggested i find the last jew i came into contact with. he said i must place my lips onto his, and convey into...
...him the first kalimah then i must use my organ of reproduction to implant the jew with the holy seed of faith this was my anal jihad. i made the jew cry and beg for mercy but there is no mercy for the infidel. My anal jihad was now complete i returned home made an update thread on LGBTQAOIPWkshaiedmadkSDOJ+-???921
in the thread the jewish wizards told me i'd have to now keep planting the jew with my seed. TYPICAL JEWISH TRICKERY thats when a wise sage in the thread said to me i should go to /pol/ for advice on the matter.
So /pol/ will you assist me in my jihad? My struggle? Mein kampf?
i would appreciate your help, this is a serious thread. many thanks infidels, i promise to not kill you.
-a priori belief: The penis is the sacred unit of measurement in the universe. Justifying all being and action
-definitions
*dickconomics: The potential quantity of dick a given person carries, both immanent dick and potential dick.
*immanant dick: a penis which is both present and accessable
*potential dick: a penis who's potential is not yet realized and exists only as a possible future state.
-axioms
*both straight and gay men have an immanent dick value of 1
*straight women have a potential dick value of generally 1-2, realized upon having children
*mtf trannies have a dickconomic value of -1, due to the subtractive of their transition
*While in theory ftm have a dickconomic value of 1 due to the additive nature of their transition. However as these are false dicks their value 0. In addition they carry no potential dick value.
-propositions
*If proper dick growing were developed ftm would have a dickconomic value of 1
*In addition when and if such dick growing techniques are available adding more dicks, either to women or to men, increased world dickconomics (WD). Ideally all men should have 2 dicks and 2 butt-holes.
*WD can be further enhanced by getting straight women
*The homosexual man, with a dickconomic value of 1, and greater love for dick than all other 1 value life forms is the most spiritually evolved being on the planet
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A lot of people aren't aware that cats are manipulators, its meows have been studied and linked similar to a babies cry in that, it evokes a emotional response to some people to nurture it - they have developed a skill from operand conditioning to understand what would provide them with food and shelter, although cats themselves don't meow to each other unless its from kittens.
>>8677057
t. mtf
I am a TLover and i absolutely love traps only for the feminine shape. Am I considered Gay ?
>only for the feminine shape
Don't lie, you also like the shape of the dick.
>>8676611
actualy no
>>8676600
You are gynandromorphophilic (GAMP), thus bisexual. Why the fuck would you care about labels though? Just be with people you are interested in. If I say that it is considered gay are you going to purge and have a conversion therapy to be set straight? Why would you let social taxanomies that are constructed by homo sapiens to rule your life?
>tfw no shiny bald bf to lick his sweaty bald head
Life is suicide
lick sandpaper it's the same thing
>start talking to cute boy
>lots of kissing and flirting
>as soon as I have the opportunity to sleep with him I immediately lose interest and stop talking to him
>this has happened multiple times
Am I just broken or something? What's wrong with me
This happens to me too, but with girls, I'd also like to know wtf is happening!?
>>8675983
Are you a virgin? If so that's probably anxiety.
If not you've learned one of the great secrets of life. Sex is actually not that intresting. Attraction is so much better than actually getting laid.
Now go and flirt some more, never to put out.
I think attractive trans people have a duty to freeze some sperm/ovules to spread their genes.
The world would be a better place without ugly people cis or trans and becoming sterile shouldn't excuse you.
>>8675917
>people with hereditary mental illness
>reproducing
>>8675917
I'm sorry OP. I never thought I'd have the option until a friend offered to surrogate for me. This hurts me constantly :\
>>8675917
I'm a broken man, I don't have the right to make life, no matter how attractive I might be
How are we supposed to pass laws respecting the rights of gays when trannies are always tagging along with legal provisions that you can't fire them for trying to seduce straight men while wearing a dress at work and using the women's bathroom?
http://www.newstatesman.com/voices/2013/06/trans-or-otherwise-its-time-overhaul-law-rape-deception
Gays are men trying to live honestly as attracted to other males. We will continue being denied housing and jobs as long as mentally ill individuals keep insisting that nobody can stop or sue them from using the women's bathroom and lying to men in nightclubs about their gender before seducing them and then everybody looks bad from the subsequent violence.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Equality_Act_(United_States)
If trannies were just honest about being gay men, we wouldn't have this problem.
>>8675868
I think you just don't understand what being trans is. Many aren't even attracted to men.
>Gays are men trying to live honestly as attracted to other males.
Trans people are trying to live honestly as their true selves.
Typical self-centered gay male.
>>8675868
>If trannies were just honest about being gay men, we wouldn't have this problem.
Maybe if trannies WERE gay men, you wouldn't need to be worried about the """""problem""""" in the first place. But since we're not, well....
Where are you being denied housing and jobs? And how often do you really think this has to do with trans people?
how come trans girls are so cute and loveable?
>>8675820
They go through hardship and it makes them more desperate for affection and validation, and therefore more vulnerable to male fetishists such as yourself.
>>8675830
made this thread because im a trans girl looking for validation desu
Assuming you're talking of the attractive ones (the only ones that matter, even cis ugly people don't matter), because they're pretty high maintenance but in an understandable way, not in an hysteric way. So they appeal to the common protector instinct.
We're all broken people here, we all seek even more broken partners, either to mend them or to prey upon them.
>people still support this hambeast
http://www.tmz.com/2017/08/04/caitlyn-jenner-trump-make-america-great-again-hat-transgender-ban/
Why do you give a fuck? Why does she need to share your opinions?
I'm trans, pleased Trump won, and supportive of the ban. Blow me.
>>8675727
>I'm trans, shoot me
FTFY
Buckle up buckarros!