>want to be a cut bruce lee looking dude
>also want to be a cute trappy femboy
Why is life so hard?
>>6883747
Are you me?
On the bright side, my muscles look pretty lean if I haven't been exercising at the same day.
Do you do workouts? What is your routine ?
>>6884167
martial arts
pretty much nothing but calisthenics.
I'm lean and pretty built. not buff, but definitely not trappy.
Tempted to try out hormones, but then I lose the whole being built thing...
>>6883747
I had something like this a bit ago.
>want to be attractive tall student looking guy
>want to be cute maybe-a-little-bit femboy guy
Then i realised that i was too short to be the former
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>>6883650
>saturday night
in a world made out to be so cruel
the noose becomes a useless tool
>>6883662
post butt
>be bisexual man
>given up on same-sex relationships
>not because of any preference for women or social stigma, but because all your boyfriends have been unstable, self destructive drama queens
Am I the only one? Please judge me/comment.
Do you date barely legal femboys? Seems to be a constant with bi guys.
>>6883637
I mean, my first boyfriend was 17 when I was 18, and very effeminate.
But I guess not really, no. I tend to prefer more feminine and physically slight men, though.
>>6883591
>be bi
>start out rather equal, about 50/50 between guys and gals
>date guys and date one girl with a few small time flings with some more ladies
>slowly realize my lack of willingness to put with female drama and my complete ignorance when it comes to dealing with them in general
>want a boyfriend and will continue to pursue one even if it's a harder dating pool littered with shit and trash
I'm not the same as you OP, but I do get where you're coming from. The guys I did date both had their issues which is to be expected (two individuals becoming one, etc) but things got worse with time. A boyfriend is just that, a boy that is your friend... but you fug 'em. Like any friends, it's bound to hit the fan now and then, but with a relationship, you can't easily recover sometimes.
So yeah, it's shit, but I'd say not to completely give up. Who knows? But if you love the vag that much, by all means, pursue. More boipuss for this loser.
>be me
>be faggot
>get assfucked for the first time
>ohmygod.jpg
>guy fucking me reaches around to give me handjob
>feels my erection
>"what are you, gay? fucking queer"
>and thats the story of my first experience
>>6883524
that sucks, i like getting topped, getting my prostrate bumped by another guy's dick is nice, if i was topping you and i felt your erection it would be cool with me,
Did he keep fucking you after that?
>>6883524
that's sad how fucked that guy must be. so many fucking retards filled with hate for no good reason. i think you have to be a masochist to be attracted to dudes. i'm transbian and i don't even look at guys and try to avoid them but they still push my boundaries. to be a guy, pretty much means you HAVE to fight. you have to act like a big tough guy because that's the only thing guys have. guys wouldn't even exist in a world without rape. if women had free choice for the last mirrion yeals, males would have evolved as females did.
Does anyone on here like Spam? It has a poor reputation, but I went out and bought a can myself and it's actually not too bad.
>>6883505
If I make it extra crispy I love it but any other way it's just eh not bad but not good
>>6883505
I like to chop some up with hot peppers to put in macaroni and cheese.
>>6883505
its ok, the spam museum is pretty cool i guess
My boyfriend talks and acts like a super fucking camp fag and says shit like "yas gaga" and instead of dude/man he says girl/queen. It bugs the shit out of me and his cadence changes when he is with women or friends.
Is is kinda femmy normally, but the hand movements, way of walking, and linguistic patterns with company drive me fucking insane.
I really can't stand it and it makes me question our relationship for a few days afterwards every time. I don't want to call him on it because it could really ruin things, but I don't want to go back to the shitty dating life and I want to have a stable and active relationship.
>>6883458
My ex is like that and I tease him about it all the time.
As long as you're not a complete ass about it I don't think he'll mind if you say something about it. But ultimately you can't force somebody not to do something. Most likely he'll continue to do those things, just maybe tone it down a bit if you joke about it more.
>>6883458
commitment means dealing with other people's quirks. you're never going to find somebody who doesn't annoy you in some fashion, especially after being together for a really long time. you just have to learn to look past the things that irk you, and if it's too much, you're better off looking elsewhere than thinking you can change them.
>>6883469
It really just pisses me off. Like it makes me want to leave conversations, and i often do.
He will say "ya girl" as a response to a clerk in a coffeeshop or something inane and I basically have to move into a solemn shame.
Is it, /lgbt/?
if you're rich, tall, gorgeous, have superpowers and drive a lambo probably not, but I'm biscum so what do I know. also haruk/usagi is a shit, pic related is the best sm ship
>>6883527
good cuz i ship me and uranus
>>6883449
Yes. I want to taste a moist vagina and a pair of soft tits and lips so badly.
Sorry trannies.
Hey /lgbt/ there is a little bit of a shit showgoing on right now in my little college town. For months black men have been harassing gays outside of the gay night club when it lets out. There have been several gay bashings. Well the black guys decided to harass some latinos on latino night and they called in for back up a few black guys got the shit kicked out of them. Now the feminists of my school, which there are a lot, are calling this whole thing racist, saying the latinos were white and the blacks didn't do anything (even though they attacked several gay men over the last few months.) They shut down the club tonight.
I am just wondering what the fuck, I thought feminists where supposed to on the gays side. And what can we do about black violence against the LGBT?
Wow, are you sure you're not in kindergarten?
>>6883405
sounds lulzy as hell, post links, let brigade wurlstar ASAP :DDD
>>6883405
>decided to harass some latinos
>on latino night
After Orlando? Have a heart, OP, someone help these suicidal fools!
ITT: More like this.
Does anyone else here have a forced feminization fetish where it's still clearly a boy?
>>6883390
there was a 12 year old boy that came into my workplace a few weeks ago wearing a mini-skirt, knee high socks, pink light up sneakers and a frilly pink shirt. His parents were watching him closely and his hair was still cut like a boy's, he didn't look like he was on E or anything and when he spoke out he had a deep voice. He was in there for a few minutes and then his parents hustled him outside quickly and I'm still not sure what happened.
>>6883427
wow
Did he look embarrassed at all?
This dude is going to literally be rolling in pussy for his entire adolescence, what in any way makes your think this is a queer issue??? his dick is gonna stink in ways Chad only dreamed of
>tfw introverted cishet 6'4 hairy manbeast with a deep voice
>tfw I will never be a sassy, extroverted femme gay boi
Is there a name for this?
>>6883102
Being unlucky as fuck, I'm really sad for you desu
>>6883102
Who's the dude in the image?
>>6883229
Jack Spicer from Xiaolin Showdown.
I wasn't sure if I should ask this in /adv/ then decided to ask here.
I've never had a girl friend and I've had only one, very close, friend in the last ~4 years. Now I've even lost him.
I'm begining university this year. My question is: how can I form friendships/hang around with girls and people in general?
I'm generally shy but even more so around girls. I'm not much girly in act and physique so I feel left out. It's not much better around guys. Also I keep thinking "they will see me as a creep if I (try to) hang around with them" even though I don't think of them sexually. I just want to have genuine friendships.
p.s.: sorry for bad english
Dorm in a hall. I hear that's how people make the most friends. Personally I've only made one friend and I'm doing my fourth year at university..
Most of my friends I met through people.
I think people get put off by people who seem desperate for friends or not chill.
>>6883376
psh what an amateur. I graduated university without even making a single friend
>>6883376
Yeah, desperate looking people put people off but I'm not exactly desperate. I'm weird to be around with though, definitely not chill. I'm not sure how to fix that and make myself more presentable.
Were the people you met your friends through acquaintances?
>your relationship will never be as happy as the ones in gay stock photos
Disgusting.
Oh fucking great, they have a kid.
>>6882741
Why is every homosexual a 25 - 30 year old software designer with a beard?
Ultimate despair edition
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>>6882661
GRACE JYHAD
despair.
>>6882660
getting drunk and playing vidya
Are non binaries futas ?
No. Just stupid special snowflakes.
>>6882509
Thank god someone else gets it.
>>6882509
What about femboys with boy tits
I am looking for the armchair psychologists. I have a romantic/sexual issue that i can't stand to tell anyone in real life. I have been a virgin and pretty much single all for my 28 years of life because of this. I'm becoming so depressed and hopeless every year.
I can't be affectionate or want to touch unless we're wearing full-face masks. I never know why. But it's literally a requirement if i do anything sexual. I don't even like kissing.
Ever since i was a kid i had crushes in masked men. I thought i had a creepy fetish of serial killers because of movies like friday the 13th, scream, and halloween. But i also like ski masks, motorcycle helmets, even nurse masks whatever they're called. I like it even more if we're in clothes or even in like swat/sas/special forces type of gear. Rainbow six: siege has been like my fetish: the video game.
Just curious why this is? Why do you think? Maybe I'm just crazy. But i don't want to ask real psychologist so 4chan is next best.
I also want to say, i met one guy who was great about this mask thing of mine, but he was poly(?) and i am purely monogamous...
Pic is very related.
(I guess this isn't really lgbt related but you guys seem knowledgeable on weird sex things...)
>>6882076
This is my 2nd thread here and i always get that seal as the first comment
I like seals. But I'm serious
>>6882095