Archived threads in /lgbt/ - Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual & Transgender - 1095. page

>>7444732
In one day you could take all of those pictures.
Start with dood pics in t shirts, then pics wearing hoodies, then pics in girl clothes , then pics with full make up.
Different wigs for bonus points.

>>7444732
Start by ordering hormones and growing your hair out I guess.

>>7444732
>What are the very first steps?
Going to a doctor who is not transphobic and willing to help you transition is a good start. But more importantly, and I feel a lot of people overlook this preventable problem, if you live in a conservative area, like Alabama, Mississippi, or Islamfuckingstan, I strongly urge you to move to a better location. Also if you know your family is generally anti-gay or anti-trans, you should cut all contact with them. In retrospect, coming out of the closet and accepting yourself will be very easy compared with trying to live or coexist with the people you've known before you made the transition to your new gender.

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>>7444666
Just stay in the closet until you can move elsewhere. Focus on your "Straight side" since it would be dangerous to do otherwise. Also never ever post your selfies on 4chan, not even with a shitty ms paint identity protection. If you MUST do it, go to >>>/soc/

>>7444666
>666
satanic boibewbs

come to london and shack up with me?

who even is this i never hear about her outside of gamergate bullshit

>>7444510
A crazy SJW tranny with delusions of grandeur

>>7444503
I hope he dies.

>>7444502

Jesus christ, that's more hair than leg. You're gonna have to amputate.

It would jam instantly.
Your hair has to already be pretty short before epilating.

>>7444502
Better shave it and let hairs grow for a week or two before epilating.

>>7444424

Wait till he farts and then repeat this:

BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but oh yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big one now....

BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF

Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....

BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT

Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

>>7444424
"bruh, wanna boku no pico and chill?"

>>7444424
>"Ya like jazz?"
Has worked 100% of the time for me

Start hormones

>>7446552
If not estrogen, at least take anti-androgens. You are qt.

>>7444192
Your hair is awesome

>>7444170
That green is shimmering on my phone screen

>>7444170
there is only one gender

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>>7444182
and it IS crab

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First for considering calling the therapist back and saying no never mind this is dumb.

>>7444022
commies are gay lol

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ANARCHISTS GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>7443783
>The end goal of a relationship with a woman is to have children, correct?

That's reasonable but not for everyone. Some people even see the impossibility to have kids as an advantage even.

But if you want an actual reason to date them, well if they are non-OP a lot of people are into dickgirls.
Honestly not sure about what advantages would post-OP transwomen have.

>>7443805
>Honestly not sure about what advantages would post-OP transwomen have.

None. Only negatives.

>>7443805
Cosmetic surgery of any kind (FFS, SRS, balloon boobs, et cetera) are huge red flags for me.

queer is just a typical "I'm not like the other girls!" attribute. It's one of those things boring stupid women attach themselves to in lieu of having a personality

>>7443749
My girlfriend did this about 8 years ago. Grown out of it since.
..I hope.

>>7443746
>do lesbians actually exist?
yes.
>why are hip straight women and lesbians under the same category of "queer" nowadays?
because these hip straight women fear not being special enough.

So they butt their way into everything odd in order to stand out more.
Men occasionally do the same though.

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>>7443708

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>>7443708
This. All transgirls has a personal obligation to detransition into cute femboys.

>>7443708
>i am gay
>i am lesbian
u fucking wot

>>7443681
This meme got old a year ago senpai

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First they call me a helicopter, now you're calling me a meme? Triggering!

One of my favorite things about this board is when some edgy /pol/ack stumbles into here for the first time without lurking.

Seriously faggot, lurk more. This board is not tumblr. This meme is literally so old and even if it was fresh it wouldn't offend us. This board hivemind knows there are only 2 genders. We are not SJW's. Nobody is triggered by this. It's a literal pathetic attempt.

>>7443578

You sound like a case of HOCD.

If it's that, there could be a way to solve it.

>>7443624

I have OCD, but I feel i'm genuinely attracted to men.

>>7443578
Experiment sexually. You will know what feels good or not.

If you are gay, then that is that. The only thing you can do to be happy is accept it.

Making some friends who are gay, even on the internet, (make sure they are people you actually like!!!) might help with that. Just expose yourself to gay stuff and get used to it. That doesn't necessarily mean really effeminate and flaming, not all gays are like that.

Being gay doesn't make you less of a real man. Worrying about others perception of you and your masculinity does however.

>>7443422
or you could just leave them as they are.
I only shave thighs.
I'm not 100% happy, yet it's much faster

>>7443422
Are you a tranny or just a fag?
If tranny, HRT + epilator will get rid of most very easily and after a time, not painful at all.

>>7443422
Oh cry me a fucking river. My hair is blackest black so that means that I literally, LITERALLY can never ever get rid of the fucking hair on my face. Laser might be able to do it but even then I might be forced to wear makeup for the rest of my life to conceal my disgusting facial hair.

If I had super light hair after shaving it it would be so light that it would be invisible and this wouldn't be a problem and I wouldn't feel suicidal every time I looked at my face.

>>7443385
>I always think of how beautiful and lucky these girls are to get attention like that, and to be with built men.

If your desire is to date a built man, don't transition.
Gays have more chances of dating built men than have trans women.

>>7443401
That's a stupid reason to not transition

>>7443401
Well, I'm still trying to be with women, but it's just in me I think. I want to look and be sexy and be desired by men.