>want to buy a dildo
>can't due to a multitude of reasons
just end me now desu
Can you buy a cucumber? Get the hardest and a condom and go to town
>>7146686
Ehh, not the same as using an actual toy
>>7146681
Why can't you?
I need help real bad
I have an abusive boyfriend, who I can't escape. He threatens to tell my parents and everyone I know that I'm gay, and they're all conservative Christians. I can't move out, so if I let him tell them or take his shit it's going to be hell. I'm thinking of offing myself, somebody help give me better ideas, because I don't have any.
(A meme to brighten the mood)
>>7145979
Go to a support center or something. There's even a national hotline for it
>>7145979
There are starving children in 3rd world countries who go through more shit than what you describe as your "scary situation." Man the fuck up, be your own person, dump him, and take the consequences.
Just break up with him, report him to the police, and tell your family like a man and don't be pussy if they're true Christians they'll accept you for who you are and love you
I bought the Sims 4 and was playing with my best friend yesterday. We made Sims of each other which we made into roommates
Just now I was trying to make our Sims become friends, but suddenly my friend's Sim got "flirty" and started making moves on my Sim. Ultimately, they both fucked because I didn't know the "woohoo" option meant sex. There was no option to make them gay or straight, it's automatic and you hardly have control over it.
I'm not really into gaming but I Googled it and apparently homosexuality is a fairly common theme in video games. Should this be allowed? I mean there are 8 y/o kids who play these games.
Now I have to make my Sims hate each other before my friend finds out.
>I didn't know the "woohoo" option meant sex.
>>7144627
>Now I have to make my Sims hate each other before my friend finds out.
Sims have their own memory, your friend will still know. You must kill him.
>>7144627
There was a character from world of warcraft called "Slim", who is a lv 63 shady dealer and he bears a huge staff. When you talk to him, he says:
>"I'm neither slim nor shady. As a matter of fact, I find both references insulting. Now, get out of my sight before I plant my staff up your backside."
There are many refferences to homosexuality in video games in general.
Is it gay to just have gay fantasies?
>21 year old straight male
>love girls
>doesn't watch tranny porn
>doesnt go into trap threads
>gets hard thinking about the idea of a fem flamboyant gay guy groping and fucking me
Don't think so.
Pretty much the only way I can get off without porn is by fantasising that I'm getting fucked by men/boyfriend but it's mostly just a fetish and I identify as straight.
>>7144602
So do you like traps or not? I can't tell from your post if you're intentionally avoiding it or if you stay away from it because you don't like it.
Post puppers and kittens
Discord: /sdNrPaM
Previous thread: >>7139556
>>7144198
Happy Halloween
>>7144210
What am I supposed to be looking at?
>>7144230
potatoes
Hey /lgbt/ should I just go gay? i've been straight my whole life but then again I have never been succesful with women. I've only kissed 2 women one of them was my best friend who felt sorry for me and another one was some crazy girl manipulatng me.
Ive been using tinder for like 2 years and in all this time ivr only been right swiped by about 18 girls (not even kidding). recently a friend told me tht her gay friend said i was super hot so I got curious and set my tinder to bi and lo and behold in 10 minutes I already had more male matches than i'd ever have female ones. A lot of them are good looking too not just horrible gay men.
So how is being gay like? How are gay relationships? Pic related how my tinder looks now
>>7144071
bi guy here. they're pretty much the exact same in my experience, except the sex of course. make sure you tell whatever dude you're thinking of getting with that you're experimenting though, in case they get too invested and you find out its not for you
>>7144071
gay is really fun, i think ull like it
>>7144106
I really dont want to have sex with a guy tho
Any catholics here?
Feels bad and sad after every time i suck the willy of some gorgeous young twink
How to cope, how to make it up to god
>>7138953
Become a degenerate protestant. As long as you accept Jesus and repent then you get a pass at everything. God’s grace or some theological stuff
I wonder how she felt when he grabbed his junk while she's there
>>7138953
>Any Catholics here?
I'm an apostate of that church, but I've got some books that might help.
https://mega.nz/#!QoRGARhZ!sKun_Jw7izZcNYngYvfs_90Wi6obUcialZf80c2DTYg
>5'11 (2tall4this world)
>face not masculine enough to look like an adult man's, masculine enough to never pass as a woman
>skinnyfat (can't lose any weight now that I am on HRT)
>masculine squarish elbows, knobby knees and squarish chin
>Gollum hands, arms and feet
>hereditary hank hill butt
>ugly conetits
>hormones don't work yadda yadda etc (19 months in)
>probably look ridiculous in girl clothes
Who /semi-hon/ here?
I want to get off Mr. Hon's wild ride.
>>7137211
>19 months
17*
>>7137211
>5'11
>tall
That is the average female height these days
>>7137211
op is being silly, the most attractive girls are at least 6"+
I want to look like this, but...
Look like this
Life is so shitty
...I need to study anatomy and histology so I dont have time .
>>7136893
You could, but you gotta work for it and take your whoremoans
Why are bisexuals typically the biggest Uncle Toms of the LGBT 'community'?
>>7132340
Why is the LGBT community so biphobic and hypocritical?
What makes them think discrimination against them is wrong, but discrimination against bisexuals is okay?
>>7132355
because LGT are insecure AF.
>>7132340
Most femboys are bi. Does that mean you hate them now?
Stud/Butch Lesbian thread?
>>7123912
Nobody likes them, but they're a necessary evil
me on the right
>>7120601
10/10 would boop
>>7120601
Not gonna pass without FFS
Well, I bought a dildo. If my housemates don't fuck with my privacy and get the box before i arrive, i'll be with it by tomorrow.
So, i always liked to play with my ass, but i only got up to three fingers when i was really horny. Made the mistake of trying to ride something... innapropriated and never tried again, despiste wanting to ride a cock for ages.
Well, now i just bought this dildo and i'm so excited. What do i need to know (besides of course hygiene)? SHould i wait and try to fit more fingers? idk, anything will help. Is this one i bought good to start?
>>7108412
>buy a dragon dildo
>lube
>???
>buy more dragon dildo
>repeat
>>7108412
I don't know anything but...
Lube. Lots of lube.
ho·mo·sex·u·al
ˌhōməˈsekSH(əw)əl/
adjective
1.
(of a person) sexually attracted to people of one's own sex.
Why are you faggots drooling over these things. They're basically women, wtf??!?
Some people like guys that are smaller, smooth, slender, etc.
>>7149939
Better than women anyone can like regardless of orientation
what's like to be in a lesbian relationship?
>>7149838
Amazing
>>7149838
the purest form of love desu
frustrating 'cause we can't penetrate each other without toys