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can you just fuck off already with this tired bait? don't you have anything else to do with your time

>>8358217
You can just go stand around in parks between like 2-5am in many cities and it's probably just as good as AAs, if not better.

>>8358550
lol

>>8358217
they exist, but veeeery rarely, and only when they have testosterone issues.

Most places let you return clothes if you buy them online and they don't fit

>>8358178
You just walk in and do it, i do it as a 6'4" man. No one cares.

I shop in Victoria's secret regularly, i try on clothes at the store, Just go to the dressing room for the gender you appear to be abbr don't act weird.

you're Jusy or of 10,000 shopping there today, just be confident, It's only weird if you make it weird.

t. Dude who has tried on prom dresses in the store

>>8358188
I just picture a bunch of teenage girls pointing and laughing at me

>>8358158
Well hes dating you isn't he?

>>8358158
So, you want to turn your agp boyfriend into a girlfriend so you can have your dream agp lifestyle?

>>8358158
Does he watch anime? Therein lies your answer.

>>8357986
Get started now. The NHS is notorious for their long waiting lists.

>>8357986
self med a$ap

>>8358009
Where do you buy in YUROP?

>>8357923
Lol kys

>>8357923
>Sex is boring
>Won't suck dick
Whatever happened to put out, bitch

>gets bored of partner
>won't break up with him
>just refuses to have sex with him
Truly indistinguishable from cis girls. Well done.

>>8357849
caraposter

>>8357849
When I told my friends I was gay they straight up told me if I came out as trans they wouldn't be friends with me and lo and behold it held true... Such is life. I guess they basically already knew, they knew me telling them I was gay was just a copout.

you

I have a Beta who is 3x my age and my Alpha is 23x my age. It works well. We have been together for 4 years come July. The internet.

I dated a 40-year old when I was 24 and a 52-year old when I was 26. It was nice while it lasted... but they didn't last.

I'm 27 and I have been in a relationship with a 66 year old for 5 years. It's been preety good.

>>8357728
>I for my life cannot get hard, but he is my type
>gets really awkward
>he gets out of my bed and back into his
>never makes sexual advances at me
>doesn't text me anymore
>no more flirting

Jesus christ are gays really this pissy? I'm a tranny, so I basically can't have sex, but nobody's ever complained about it like this.

>>8357735
OP here, I dont see how it is prissy? I want to fuck him, I want my cock to get hard, I want to show my love for him with my cock getting hard.

wow.. i dunno anon but i'm just really fucking glad i'm not you.

my only "erectile dysfunction" is that i still get hard constantly at random moments like a pre-teen.. and when I fuck a guy its hard for me to cum, but i enjoy fucking and am not selfish so I just fuck them until they cum, then jerk off.

also i have the ability to use my voice and mouth to create words and i use this ability to communicate with people so they know if i like them or not without having to rely on my dick waving at them in gay sign language.. its pretty great honestly... you should consider trying it sometime.

..now I really want to fuck a young hairy bear

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>>8357451
0% similar.
It shows how you would have been if you were born as a female with generic shitty editions and lightning tricks.

>>8357451
Doesn't look anything like it.

>>8357548
Too bad :/

Hot tranny, no question

>>8357207
Complicated question.
Everyone wants to be pretty and desired but being a tranny already makes you very undesirable, even lower than a ugly female.

Mix that with violence against transwomen and I would pick ugly cis girl every single time.
Also being able to be a mom must be pretty cool.

>>8357207
So what's the downside to picking tranny? Just genitals or do I not pass either?

>>8357105
"Opposite sex"? Well I'm a girl, so no, transitioning didn't make me a boy.

>>8357105
yawn

>>8357105
No, but biological sex isn't all that relevant to day to day life. No one gets their chromosomes checked to make sure the clothes they pick match, for example.

>>8357007
I have shitty eyes.
I don't think they have this magical girl glow I'm probably not trutrans, sorry.

>>8357007
Lmfao.

I love hon scientists.

>>8357007
No, I'm not HSTS.

>>8356732
Susans 2.0

>>8356732
Getting hrt is easy anyway. Just self-med, tell your doctor about it and that you're not stopping but would prefer a legit prescription. Problem solved.
Let me bypass the entire therapy requirement, no RLE, no big wait times, just straight to the endo from my GP. I told them I wouldn't mind therapy but I'd prefer to just see a normal lgbt therapist not a gender therapist since I had no need for that and I just wanted to deal with anxiety+depression since gender therapists have way too long of a backlog since too many hons are crowding the system.

>>8356923
>Just self-med, tell your doctor about it and that you're not stopping but would prefer a legit prescription. Problem solved.
This is what I plan to do, honestly

when I go in for blood work, be like "ohey also this fixed my suicidal urges. What do I need to do to officialize this so insurance will cover it?"

(At least, the idea that that's how it'll go is a comforting fantasy)

>>8356424

>>8356441

You should have broken up with your bf before seeing another guy.

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Do gay people ever steal groceries with their butts?

Ive been rooting for Trinity since the the first episode of untucked.
I thought he was a boring typical pageant filler queen that would be gone by the second episode after his meet the queens interview/look, but I fucking love that bitch now.
It's like if Raven, Alyssa, Fame, and Chad had a sassy goofy silicone baby.

let's try a thread on /tv/ kitty girls

>>>/tv/83295020

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>>8356035

call me a kitty girl

i dare you

uguu