I just realized I like dick and I want to kill myself.
What should I do?
>>7420175
decide for one.
suck yourself or kill your dick
>>7420175
Explain why you want to kill yourself, or at the very least elaborate your reasons for suicide.
>>7420175
Life sucks, do it. Suck a dick.
>how ideologically subverted & autistic do you have to be to genuinely believe there are more than two genders?
>haven't you been argumentatively assfucked enough by people with a fucking brain to realize that you're absolutely wrong?
>or would you rather close your eyes, cover you're ears, & go lalala?
>>7419692
>mri scans beg to differ
>>7419692
reality begs to differ
>>7419659
>I'd rather learn how to use green text properly
>desu
Storytime anons!
Basically I've been meeting up with this guy for a while and as things have gotten more serious I've realized something. Neither of us have a fucking clue what to do in bed.
Neither of us have had a hook up, previous partners, experimented with girls/guys, never even tried toys or anything. Squat. Short of the obvious as to where things go I don't know what to do. Literally never thought about it until things got to that point.
I'd welcome any tips anons. Anything as to prep beforehand, what tends to work or what will get you a trip to a&e.
Pic unrelated
To clarify I am male and so is my boyfreind. Can't bloody assume anything here anymore with polygenderetheralstarfish-kin spacefruitcake gender or whatever lurking about.
>>7419623
The most important thing is that both of you are comfortable with yourselves and each other, sexually. You can't have sex (at least not very good sex) if you're tensing up or overly self conscious off your nudity or whatever. So get comfy first, maybe just snuggle without clothes on, kiss and be intimate. Remember there's no rush. As for 'prep', I recommend that whoever is bottoming at least fingers himself in the shower until his fingers start coming out of his butthole clean. To be extra sure not to have any dirtiness ruining the experience, use a proper enema kit. Of course when it comes to the actual sex you'll want lube, lots of lube, and if the top is a big guy (for you) you'll want to take it very, very slowly. Actually for the first time you should take it very slow regardless. And above all, talk to each other. If one person is in discomfort or anxiety and not saying anything about it, it's a problem. Also you need to tell each other what you DO enjoy or what you want to try, in order to pleasure each other properly communication is key!
>>7419724
This and film and post it so we can coach you up on what went wrong and how to fix it
critizising milo yiannopoulos. read from down to up :)
https://twitter.com/MsBlaireWhite/with_replies
>>7419633
Unrelated, but is with early transitioners and umbrellas? And those jackets? Eli Erlick in California does stuff like this too, and also the button-ups and occasional masc presentation.
>>7419610
milo was always shit lmao blaire took way too long to realize that
>>7419610
Whoa, Robbie's mad.
Butter/Baking Edition
• Informed consent providers: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/932389/Trans/Stepping%20Forward%20-%20Informed%20Consent%20Clinics.pdf
• Makeup for beginners: http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
• Male vs Female measurement data: https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf
• Correct hormone levels: http://www.hemingways.org/GIDinfo/hrt_ref.htm
• Checking your levels: http://www.privatemdlabs.com/lp/Female_Hormone_Testing.php
• Size charts: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
• Transition time lines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
• Voice Training: https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
• Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
• IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg
Old thread>>7418199
accurate title
Why so dead in here?
>tfw fucktoy
awoo edition
• Informed consent providers: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/932389/Trans/Stepping%20Forward%20-%20Informed%20Consent%20Clinics.pdf
• Makeup for beginners: http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
• Male vs Female measurement data: https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf
• Correct hormone levels: http://www.hemingways.org/GIDinfo/hrt_ref.htm
• Checking your levels: http://www.privatemdlabs.com/lp/Female_Hormone_Testing.php
• Size charts: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
• Transition time lines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
• Voice Training: https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
• Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
• IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg
Old thread: >>7418199
>>7419581
>no cute message in the OP
Gonna get ketted up again tonight I think
Still curious
http://www.strawpoll.me/11301806/
I've thought I was straight my whole life and now I've begun to question that over the past year ever since I broke up with my girlfriend
>start to get attracted to dick more than anything else when I watch porn, get scared, stop watching porn, still attracted to it.
>start to get turned on by masculine guys
>get butterflies in the stomach for someone I know, never happened with anyone else..
What the fuck happened to me?
You didn't have a "normal" sexual outlet so you jerked off to porn. You needed more than hetero porn so you started looking at guys. Realize you like guys.
welcome to the club.
>>7419479
embrace your faggotry
>>7419479
You're gay buddy, welcome to the club.
Also who is this friend of yours?
Is this even possible in America?
I'm heading off to Uni soon, and I neeeeed to know what this takes. I want to get myself a bicalutamide/estradiol prescription (be nice to have some progesterone on hand, too, in case I ever run across the opportunity to have sex), but I do **not** want my parents to be given ANY indication of what I'm doing.
>14 year old girls can get knocked up and insurance will pay, off-the-record, for the termination of their unborn child
>I, at 19, cannot get something to BLOCK this MOTHERFUCKING TESTOSTERONE from ravaging my body without it pinging on the insurance
>>7419104
Getting the visit to actually get the prescription would be another obstacle for me
I live in Alabama currently (no informed consent clinics); though I could make the trip to Atlanta if I could be 100% sure that:
>insurance would pay for the visit
>I could get my prescription on the first try (I can't make a trip out there for nothing)
>there would be nothing unusual appearing on the insurance statement
>>7419104
Bottom line is this, if you're on your parents insurance then they will know about ANYTHING you do that is health insurance related.
Everytime you plop down that card at an office or pharmacy it makes a claim with the insurance company. The company will either accept or deny the claim, and will then send a letter explaining the clsim and their decision to the policy holder.
If you want to be an inderaged faggot and get tiddy skittles without mommy and daddy finding out then you better do so completely on your dollar.
>>7419171
>Bottom line is this, if you're on your parents insurance then they will know about ANYTHING you do that is health insurance related.
Is there no way for me to leverage HIPA voodoo or something like that? I mean, as it stands currently, I do have to sign various release forms for any healthcare related things because that's "my private information" which they "don't have the right to see". And like I mentioned with the whole "14 year olds can get a stealth abortion" thing.. nothing analagous for titty skittles?
>Straight, cisgender male
>Everytime I jack off I imagine being forcibly dressed up like a girl and fucked in the ass
How do I stop this. It's gotten worse lately. I don't even watch porn.
dress up like a girl and get fucked in the ass
>>7418960
no that's gay. i'm not gay.
>>7418966
but the sentiment is there
Should I start lifting to get a body like this or it's better to stay a slim twink?
>>7418847
Neither. Just kys
>kneel you slut
>>7418847
If you have to ask permission from a bunch of fags on a Laotian goat breeding website then you probably don't have high enough test to put on any mass in the first place. Slut it up while you can and get discarded like the other twinks when you turn 30 and you're not cute anymore.
>>7418869
I'm asking for advice, not permission
>Slut it up while you can and get discarded like the other twinks when you turn 30 and you're not cute anymore
Many twinks age into this though
Do gays get turned on by their own dicks?
Do gays get turned on by their own feces?
>>7418256
I hate my body too much to be turned on by it.
>>7418266
^This
Having Faith in Yourself Edition
what did you ask santa to bring you for christmas? edition
• Informed consent providers: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/932389/Trans/Stepping%20Forward%20-%20Informed%20Consent%20Clinics.pdf
• Makeup for beginners: http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
• Male vs Female measurement data: https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf
• Correct hormone levels: http://www.hemingways.org/GIDinfo/hrt_ref.htm
• Checking your levels: http://www.privatemdlabs.com/lp/Female_Hormone_Testing.php
• Size charts: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
• Transition time lines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
• Voice Training: https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
• Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
• IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg
Old thread >>7417454 →
state provided cuddles when? I'm going to freeze here ;_;
Spartan can call me he
I called him he when he was Amy too.
He's not a bad influence and the whole melodrama is ironic anyway
hey
santa is bringing me a lot of things
which im very thankful for
what did you ask santa to bring you for christmas? edition
• Informed consent providers: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/932389/Trans/Stepping%20Forward%20-%20Informed%20Consent%20Clinics.pdf
• Makeup for beginners: http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
• Male vs Female measurement data: https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf
• Correct hormone levels: http://www.hemingways.org/GIDinfo/hrt_ref.htm
• Checking your levels: http://www.privatemdlabs.com/lp/Female_Hormone_Testing.php
• Size charts: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
• Transition time lines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
• Voice Training: https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
• Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
• IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg
Old thread >>7416680
i asked santa to not let me wake up
Did you see who is playing the role of Barbie in the upcoming live action movie?
Sheen threads are good threads.
>Cute guy
>Friend hangs out with him and they become friends over months
>Friend makes advances on him and gets shot down
>Meet guy
>We hang out once and he flirts with me and asks for my number
>we've been talking and flirting every day for a few weeks now
What do? Am I wrong for flirting with my friend's crush even if he pretends he's over him?
If you value a long term friendship, talk to your friend about it.
If you don't, who gives a fuck, if your friend wants to be a little bitch that's their problem.
>>7417283
Why not bang your friend instead?
Are you actually looking for a relationship in this guy?
Serious question: Is Michelle Obama a transexual? Not that I care, or even think it's some big scandal, but I want to know what /lgbt/ thinks.
Just saw this video, and I'm not sure what to think: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvuulZPbfBg
I figured /lgbt/ would know better than me. Is the evidence all bullshit? Do the coincidences add up to too much? Any transitioning T's on here who can speak better to it?
>>7417137
Yes his name was michael robinson. How nice that America had its first gay black president and tranny first lady
>>7417145
>America is literally ruled by niggers and trannies, soon to be replaced by a reality show star
>>7417145
Evidence?