I'm a socially awkward kiss less forever virgin. So I'm been hanging out with a guy friend from work and his girlfriend for a night out at a restaurant drinking. One thing leads to another, and my friend tells me that his girlfriend's friends are 90% gay. In the back of my mind I'm thinking "yes I scored!" This is it gaygen. 24 years old and I can finally get laid. One of her gay friends must be single. It's not so much I want to date a guy as let them fuck me. Like have me bent over backwards and just ram my asshole like a prison bitch. Oh my gods I've never been this happy.
How should I proceed?
>>7062023
Does he have to look like Goku there? If so, seems unlikely.
>>7062023
just tell your girl friend you're seeking for a relationship, ask her if her gay friends are hot, if they're single, etc. But they probably don't want to hear that you're a thirsty virgin, just make your interest more formal?
>>7065969
Really? The kind he wants wouldn't be tots into fresh meat? That is just another sign this is wrong all over. Work friend's girlfriend's friends? Talk about shitting where you eat. Do you really thing fag hag fags are gonna manhandle him? Talk about wrong tree.
Could get awkward as fuck. If there was ever a job for an app, this is it. He should just put pics of his hairless asshole on there (or here even), and someone should be kicking in his door in no time. Damage control and exit strategy built in.
- on the fence edition -
>AGP questions and answers
>Thoughts and feelings / emotions
>Help, advice, guidance
>Be cozy and chill out
>What is AGP?
Autogynephilia, from Greek αὐτό- ("self"), γυνή ("woman") and φιλία ("love")
Broadly, arousal to the thought of being a woman. It can take many forms - being aroused at imagining or seeing yourself with a female body, dressing in clothes that make you appear feminine, acting in stereotypical "feminine" ways, or others.
>Isn't AGP just discredited pseudoscience?
No, you might be thinking of Blanchard's Typology, which includes the idea of AGP. Regardless of whether or not you agree with Blanchard's ideas, AGP is very real to the people who experience it.
>I'm AGP, does this mean I'm not trans?
No, you can be AGP and trans.
>Aren't you all just trannies in denial?
Some people with AGP will go on to transition, while others are content with incorporating it into their sex life or simply the occasional indulgence. It varies greatly in intensity. If AGP consumes a lot of your mental energy or causes you lots of distress, it is probably worth asking more questions.
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>>7009752
>Tfw AGP and trans?
>Tfw am I actually living my fetish
I started hrt at one point and it made me really happy. "Guess I'm actually trans." Then I had to take a break from it, and when I went back on, the AGP is back bigger than ever... what do? I should be seeing a therapist soon, do I tell them about AGP?
>>7061909
yeah tell him about AGP, but he might not give you pills
does it seem more likely that AGP is genetic or caused by a combination of genetics and upbringing? my childhood could have been better, wondering what other's experience is
I'm also very likely going to transition, the thought of having long beautiful hair is too appealing. if they don't give me a script I'll just say I'm going to self-med
I am White God
I want a big strong Asian like this to worship me, do anything I want and lick my feet because I am White God and I paid attention to him
>>7061673
go back to /int/ ruskie
wtf is this thread
>>7061438
Wow are those the real subs? I can't believe how direct that is
Does anyone knows what kind of food should I eat in order to have a dry and hard shit? I hate enemas and a clean ass is better when you have anal sex.
Just stop drinking.
Dry shits for the rest of your life ;-P
Take digestive enzymes. Eat things with soluble fiber (i.e., grains, processed or otherwise). Paradoxically, drink enough water (otherwise shit gets stuck, literally).
>>7061418
Drink plenty of water, eat plenty of roughage, try to stay physically active, and stay away from dense oily foods like cheeses or nuts or red meat.
post male-looking trans men on t who gay men and straight women could at least in theory be attracted to
>>7061410
>>7061416
Rule #1 - No tripfagging, no namefagging.
Rule #2. Section A - Don't respond to shit posters or namefags/tripfags.
Rule #2. Section B - Report shitposters.
Rule #3 - Post bara dudes.
>zeemaps
https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1904853
>tiny chat:
tc/mascgen
> /fit/ sticky
http://liamrosen.com/fitness.html
> Husbando Mode Pastebin (mostly meant for Intermediate lifters)
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>>7060577
Good and bad news my bros! Diagnosed with depression today, BUUUUT the therapist said that it's basically the only reason that I'm not hella /fit/. She was impressed that I managed to maintain any kind of gym schedule at all and assured me that once I addressed the underlying issue, it would be a lot easier to keep a fitness routine rolling normally.
I felt so fucking bad because it felt like twice a month I'd "get off my ass and change my life" and then nothing would come of it, the routine would last a week or less and then I'd start hating myself again, basically. I thought there was something fundamentally wrong with me - that I just wasn't the kind of person who could ever have muscles and discipline. Yall have no idea how demoralizing it is to have attempt after attempt after attempt to fail over the course of 3 fucking years, trying constantly to pick myself up and keep moving like everyone around me says to and have it never lead anywhere.
Super fucking pumped to get swole my bros! I'll post pics ;)
>>7060628
I'm cheering for you, anon. I'm also going through depression, taking medication — and making gains while at it — and I'm sure you're gonna make it too.
Let's get swole together, brah
>>7060635
Hey /lgbt/ I waxed my leg hair for the first time about two gays ago and now I am starting to get stubble and little hairs growing back on my legs again. I read and apparently it should last up to four weeks, and I expected it to last longer. Is this normal, or do I have really fast hair growth. Any advice to this, I don’t take hormone blockers or any oestrogen and am a male biologically if it helps. I also used Veet cold wax strips.
>>7060343
Sorry, I meant days.
>>7060239
You probably just snapped the hairs instead of getting them by the root. Takes a bit of practice (and the right length) to get it right. Also, some people find strips pretty useless, personally I found a simple homemade sugar wax much more effective.
How do we heal the relationship between early transitioners and late transitioners?
>>7059899
WE CAN'T HEAL SHIT, SHUT THE FUCK UP!
>>7059908
this
who gives a shit
>>7059914
Obviously u lolz, gettin tired of these "how do we heal the relationship between x and x" threads because they all die within a day and contain either shitposting or circlejerking about something offtopic
>be femboy
>self medding for years
>get new job as a substitute teacher
>get asked if I'm a boy or a girl every time
>have students express puzzlement at how I'm "Mr." Anon every time.
>constantly have my feminine physical appearance brought up
O dog what doned
I didn't expect this job to be like this.
Shits getting real
>>7059848
God damnit, I hate faggots like you so much. You self styled sheppards need to be fucking purged. And your goddamn gay churches need to be knocked the fuck out!
>>7059975
fuck my boipucci anon. Fuck it hard!
What's the first thing that enters your mind when you see this image?
juicy
Fucking that anon until they cry
>>7059373
Laughter that the thong says juicy
So, I was listening to a musician I like. A band called Seremedy which happened to be the band a guy Yohio was in. I very much enjoy their and his music but I found when I watched his music videos I began jerking off. I feel a bit confused about it as I would consider myself straight and don't understand why I did it. Anyone help?
Pic related
>>7058882
Looks pretty fem. Maybe you just like traps
>>7058889
I've never found any appeal in them before though. I spend a lot of time on the B/ section and they're everywhere there but never felt a thing.
>>7058892
>the B/ section
How am I supposed to find bf if I'm a NEET?
Stop being neet. No self respecting guy would date you anyway.
>>7058801
Don't stop being a NEET. People aren't supposed to be with each other.
>>7058801
Tell us about yourself, op. Gender/sexuality/what you're lookin for
What's the simplest way to get an FTM gf ?
>FTM
>gf
Pick one.
>>7058437
First: don't refer to your FTM as gf
Not misgendering us would be a good start.
Non-white gay guys, how has your experience been with dating? Are there any advantages/disadvantages?
Do non-white fags desire white boys over POC boys?
>>7058274
I do desu. Although I like latinos too.
Black guy here. With the current racial divide here in the U.S I think interracial dating isn't a good decision. So, I tend to stick with my own race and the more urban Latinos. I have an Asian friend who is into me but his social circle is predominantly white and I would feel extremely awkward around them.