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change me back!

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>>7890792
Good thing I'm a straight trans girl :)

>LORD
"No title of nobility shall be granted by the United States: and no person holding any office of profit or trust under them, shall, without the consent of the Congress, accept of any present, emolument, office, or title, of any kind whatever, from any king, prince, or foreign state."

- US Constitution Article 1, Section 9, Clause 8.

>electrocuted, shocked, and tazed
"Homicide is also justifiable when committed either:
(1) In the lawful defense of the slayer, or his or her husband, wife, parent, child, brother, or sister, or of any other person in his or her presence or company, when there is reasonable ground to apprehend a design on the part of the person slain to commit a felony or to do some great personal injury to the slayer or to any such person, and there is imminent danger of such design being accomplished; or
(2) In the actual resistance of an attempt to commit a felony upon the slayer, in his or her presence, or upon or in a dwelling, or other place of abode, in which he or she is."

- Revised Code of Washington Title 9A, Chapter 16, Section 050.

I am legally entitled to magdump any individual attempting to do "some great personal injury" to myself or "any other person in [my] presence or company".

>>7890709
it's possible, its also possible he might just be being nice to get a good tip from you or because you are a regular customer and some businesses make an effort to be extra courteous to regulars. It's too hard to say given what information you've provided OP.

>>7890748

Okay, more info:

Last time I saw the guy was around a month or two ago. I'm surprised he recognized me and my name considering he hasn't served us for awhile

The last time I took my order he gave me a complementary dessert as well...

The place is quite busy, extremely busy in fact. They have no problem with attracting business and getting it.

Furthermore, it seemed like a very conscious decision on his part... But I think the restaurant does allow waiters to give complementary deserts if they have extra

>>7890804
Hmm it's still too hard to say but if it had been that long since you saw him and he recognized you it wouldn't surprise me if he thinks you're cute. Just ask him out, worst case scenario you get rejected but at least you will be able to say you tried.

sub-question:

Does it scare you that being a member of the LGBT community is illegal in the countries that these refugees are coming from?

>>7890446
Muslims can go fuck themselves. Fuck liberals for selling out gays in favor of Islam after the Orlando massacre. I'm so glad Trump is president. At least the USA won't be getting raped for the next 8 years. Can't say the same for Europe though.

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>>7890446
>Are most people of the LGBT community for migration of mi-east refugees?
I'm actually for.
I know a nice place for them to migrate to.
Or for me to migrate to when shit goes down.

>>7890386
>wonder if we were using each other as mutual beards
The term is skirt for lesbians.

>>7890386
You should convince him to transition so you can be together.

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>>7890386
Damn anon. That's sad. At least things are somewhat okay for you now.

>be me
>be bi dude
>have crush on best male friend
>since middle school
>we're both 20 now
>have kept in touch and are still best friends, see each other often, and he knows I'm not straight
>he's a kv, and he appears to be straight, but sometimes I wonder
>he likes to make his friends, including me (mainly me) massage his shoulders and back in return for favors or food
>resist the urge to make it sensual every time
>he reciprocates once in awhile, and the most recent time was wonderful
>sitting on his couch, he comes out of his roommates room and starts massaging my neck and shoulders
>we both work physical jobs and it makes sense that we would both appreciate some release, so on the surface, there's nothing gay going on
>but it felt so good, he rubbed all my pain away
>resist urge to grab his hands and pull him to my lips
>loved him ever since I was fucking 12
>tfw he probably doesn't know
>tfw I have to bro it up around him instead of hugging and kissing and holding each other
>tears me up inside every day
>holding out hope that he rejects women all together one day and sees that I love him
>probably wont happen

>>7890346

Calvin's the worst chickenhawk ever. Serves him right that he got blackmailed by that Sean Cody model

Yeah im gay and I can't fuck a woman unless it's in her ass, and it has to be doggy style so I can at least pretend she has a cock

>>7890667
What's a chicken hawk.

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Buying gf

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>>7890320
I'm not a girl, I'm not cute

>find female voice
>sounds pretty good
>lose it
>cant find it again
>even with a whole day of trying again

Gjwkfktkekwlepgofjdnfjskwowkf

COME BACK!!!!

I guess that's tech what I look like most of the time so whats the difference. I straight up told my doctor I'm fine with looking andro as long as my facial hair is gone.

>>7890184
gender dysphoria

>>7890341
Gender dysphoria doesn't go away when you're a hon.

http://www.jaacap.com/article/S0890-8567%2816%2931941-4/fulltext

No early is needed, mortality is massive if you're late 18+ (in reality years earlier are already late).

Don't treat earthly and the studies say mortality skyrockets to 41%

>>7888581
>tfw nontransitioner

no one believes it, it's just a bunch of memes to create as many hons as possible

19yo faggot here
rn I really don't want children anywhere in the next 10 years. Maybe that idea changes before that. Mom wants grandchildren, I hate children, but I can manage them. Mostly don't want to have to adopt bc that seems like hell. Also, don't want to pass my depression onto my children through parenting

>>7888466
> Have
No
> Want
Hell no.

I hate kids. I have expensive hobbies. I have LOUD hobbies, often with moving or delicate parts. I have lots of things I don't want children under 20 to even know about, let alone touch with greasy clumsy fingers.

I want kids someday. I don't think having gay parents is bad for them as long as you're normal people. If you have crazy gay orgy parties or have really unhealthy views of the opposite sex or something then it would probably be bad. I don't want to be pregnant though, so I'll leave that to my wife.

>>7888146
Because they're hairy as fuck and when they shave too close their oily skin in combination with razor burns causes irritation and then their coarse hair grows in improperly causing even more redness and irritation.

In short they don't know how the fuck to shave properly and they're oily-hairy-as-fuck-bodies get irritated easily from how oily and hairy they are.

>>7888200
that's funny but there is no hair on my butt or chest yet i still have that

and i didn't have it before HRT

why is the grand canyon a big hole and not a river anymore? the follicles are actually less oily so the skin is dry and your pores look more open.

>>7888140
>not having a fkn prescription
>2017
>probably american
>wtf even is healthcare, I like throwing money out the window

>>7888157
$200 per year from Vanuatu is cheaper than health coverage and unnecessary visits to Dr. Shekelsteinberg. Thanks but no thanks.

>>7888166
>hormones are the only thing I would ever need healthcare for
>jew meme
ameritards

become a girl so you can just b urself :)

>>7888090
>become someone you're not to make people like you
That's the opposite of beeing yourself, anon.

>>7888090
But I don't want to be a girl

>>7888005
What's the problem? Electronic engineering right? Post it.

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>>7888012
umm here it is, the lecturer mentioned to take the values of k'n = 100 microamps/volts^2 and
k'p = as 40 microamps/volts^2

i don't know what to do.

>>7888005
Don't they have like a gays in engineering professional group?

Stop being a pussy. You're going to give up 24 years of repression because wah it's too hard? Fuck you. Keep repressing like a man.

Transition first so you don't die a man

>>7887821
Like I said if I still feel the way I do in 3 years I'm just going to kill myself. Life isn't even worth living the way it is now.

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>>7887780
Suit yourself.

>>7887800
Seeing stuff like this really makes me wish the Nazis had won. Disgusting.

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>>7887802
Sounds like someone should not be allowed to have ideas.