how kinky are you, legbutt? let it all out

Slow missionary with my sober wife.
I'm not joking, these are my limits.

I once touched my butt when I was masturbating under the shower.

Speak for yourself I have a thicc ass

>>7583161
are you a lesbian or one of those awful bisexuals?

>>7583197
Christian male, married a trap.

I've got a ton of fetises, and I can't become aroused unless one or more are involved. Vanilla stuff does nothing for me. Anal, enemas, latex, bloodplay, bondage, abuse, rape, gore, asphyxiation, humiliation, torture, etc. I'm actually a huge pussy IRL though so I could really only go through with a few of those. And though the thoughts of these acts are the only thing that turn me on anymore, engaging in my fetishes IRL causes immense feelings of disgust and revulsion in me, and even just looking at pornography involving them fills me with shame. Ugh. Basically, I cannot get off.

I tried going on FetLife and meeting up with the community to see if I could find a qt girl that wants to do weird gay things with me, but it's surprisingly hard... I joined a few queer BDSM groups in my area, but for every lesbian/bi woman/mostly passing MTF there's 6 creepy old hons after you. And of course, all the women are taken, and even though many are open relationships, I don't want to just be there for play, I want a real gf, not just sex!!

Woe is me

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>cosplay sex
>BDSM
>cum on clothes
>skater clothes
>nerdy shirts
>onesies
>military clothing/gear
>rubber
>any kind of gear
>dirty talk

That's basically what i'm into.

>>7583224
sweet jesus, that is kinky!

I want a guy to impale me with a sword and thrust it back and forth through my chest. ideally would be either praising me or degrading me, either works

>>7583311
Hey there, Han Solo.

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>Sub bisexual
>Femdom of dom bf? Don't care as long as they're dominant and kinky
>Semi-public
>Into many forms of humiliation
>such as verbally degrading
>DL
>bondage
>light bdsm
>stinging nettle and so on
>ballgags
>vibrators/dildos
>a furfaggot on top of that

i'm too far gone lads

>>7583344
just work on your self-esteem
abuse isn't love

>>7583392
I have plenty self-esteem don't worry about that, I kinda live a double life in that regard.

In public eye I just wanna run a nice fruits and vegetables store and have a nice appartment and a mostly carefree life.

Behind closed door I wanna be whipped and dominated

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>>7583321
nonononono

I like to hold hands with my boyfriend

I'm a degradation slut. If someone wants to take in a pathetic loser, with zero social awareness with the added stigma of being a tranny in exchange for housing, food and domestic housework, I'm your girl.

Missorary position with my bf for the purpose of procreation.

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>tfw live in a conservative area and even the gays are pure vanilla

>>7583686

pics

>>7583224
Kys

i have a number of more vanilla fetishes, but my weird one is balloons. i get off watching people popping balloons in a sexual manner. fml.

>>7578221
Disgustingly. I was an unkempt neckbeard weeb before I transitioned. Despite now looking like a passable and cute girl, I still have the sexual interests of a degenerate gender confused /d/eviant.


Tg, tf, bimbofication, sissy captions, traps, etc. I can't stop, I just want to reset myself. Don't even care if I develop kinks after I just want to be rid of these old creepy things. I'm not that person anymore.

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>>7584000
>Despite now looking like a passable and cute girl
Never say this on 4chan unless you're willing and able to post a timestamped picture of your boobs.

Also, you obviously are still that person since you're still into that stuff, even if you are ashamed of it, it's part of who you are.

>>7584000
yeah you can't get rid of a fetish, trust me I've tried. just enjoy your bimbos, and also your trips.

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I have a recurring sexual fantasy that I am the live in slave of a fat, hairy nerd who is verbally abusive. I would clean his house and do his laundry and cook for him and pretty much be his personal blowjob machine. When I wasn't doing his housework or servicing him sexually, I would be tied up, gagged with his sweaty socks and used as a footstool while he plays video games. Once in a blue moon, if I've been good, I would be allowed to cum on his socks before they go in my mouth.

>>7578221
Non-kinky and scared of sex almost to the point you could say I'm asexual.

Cuddling and cute intimacy is the big goal for me, MAYBE sex after but only if I feel totally safe and comfortable with it.

>femboys
:3

>>7585872
>tfw bf is caring and kind, but a fat, hairy nerd
>tfw I will have nightmares from your post

>>7586007
Hey, it's a fantasy, bro. I'd be happy just to have a fat hairy nerd who isn't terribly weirded out that his feet give me a boner.

>>7586007
Why nightmares? My god im a 6'3" 155lbs skellifag and being with some mean fatass is a little outside my comfort zone but visualizing that scenario started to give me an erection.

Only thing I would change is he'd "make me" (there'd be minimal effort required) wear a maid outfit with a tiny skirt if he felt like it. That and he'd cum in my mouth, not waste it on a gag-sock.

>>7584201
I just wanted to make a point, but I see yours. It's gross and I hate it. I really do envy innocent normal people who can just make love and it's enough. But I've got all this ridiculous baggage

>>7586066
No. *I* cum on the sock as a reward for good work. All HIS seed would be in my mouth too, though.

>>7586342
Okay thank goodness it's a shame to let good man-milk go to waste. I'm sorry, I misunderstood.

I want someone to kick the shit out of me.

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>>7587113
I want Jasper to kick the shit out of me
>tfw no buff gf

Not sure how many people would be interested but I wanted to type out my story. I was a semi-late bloomer and I never touched myself until I was 14. I'm an MtF which probably gives weight for how screwed up somethings I like are. But even though I never touched myself I developed a lot of proto-fetishes growing up. I hated touching my penis when I was a kid because it was way too sensitive to pull back. I did it at times but it was absolute misery, of course I did this to not develop phimosis but to also clean, anyways even though I didn't touch, I really wanted to cum to my proto-fetishes. One of those was using my jock-strap as a chastity belt and endure the torture scene in Quake 4 at the medical facility. Something about being drugged, unable to move, and being changed like that to a foreign invader was hot. I eventually stopped doing this though and stuck to using a jock strap. I would sometimes hide in my closet when I was wearing it and eventually just being in the cold dark room with that on made me cum my first time. It felt very powerful that when I eventually started looking at porn, nothing really interested me.

(1/?)

I tried really hard to find things that would turn me on, and I eventually found full on chastity as well as traps. Some of the more fucked up things I liked was dollification or body modification. The idea of having a dominator with the ability to surgically extract my vocal cords, puff my lips, and paralyze my body was a big turn on. I eventually found a master online who I lied to about my age. I had to be about 17 and him 40~, and he and I played for awhile. He got me my first chastity cage when he found out about my old jock strap habits. It was a CB-6000. My penis never really developed as a kid. It stayed really small and I never really grew. He bullied me a lot about how pure I was on the outside but on the inside I begged for degradation. Sometimes for punishment he would make me hide in a closet after a cold shower. My parents found out about this when I fell asleep while I was in there for so long. Sometimes before though I would be in there for so long during the summers that I lost strength in my legs. When he found out that I was caught by them he cut all contact.

My parents threw away my cage and toys and they tried so hard for me to see a counselor. I had some problems with parents anyways and I didn't choose to because I lived in a hodump area that wouldn't have a lot of supportive people. Eventually once I reached college I got back into this sort of stuff. I found a domme online and she lived in my state and did some public things at a club. She and I decided to play and from her I learned how much I loved having pain inflicted on me. I was hit with a plethora of things, punched, slapped, and kicked. All of it was consensual. I remember distinctly what I know as a split of body, where my body became increasingly numb but my mind hyperactive. It was as though I had two sets of eyes, a physically centered one and one of higher awareness.

(2/3)

...When this split became complete I next realize I'm lying on a bed and cuddled by her after. The aftercare was top tier. I also eventually came out as trans and shit.

Nowadays I have a Mistress and I've done a lot of degenerate shit with her. She's pretty rich so we can divulge our expenses for these silly ideas. One of them I've done, and somewhere on 4chan, is where we bought an enema bag, two bottles of cum lube, and a medium sized Spritz the Seadragon (bad dragon toy). The kick to it though is she that she wanted me to take my hormones through this. So what I did was I crushed up a quarter of my estrogen (pill splitter, same pill twice) and i put it in the enema bag with a bottle and half of cum lube. She fucked me with it and and put the entire thing of cum lube and estrogen in me. That is probably the most kinky thing I've done. I'm pretty lowkey though.

(3/3)

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>>7578221
I met my bf here for petplay honestly

he is a former straight male that now loves traps and mtfs and I get off from being his catgirl + conservative housewife

just about any position is fine, often bondage is involved. cat ears, buttplug tail and collar always worn around the house.
I'm just managed t talk my way into a new job, and I'm going to have money for cosplay finally.
Curiously, every Spring I go into heat as well