/gaygen/

nazi punks fuck off

How to find bf in Slavic shithole

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>>7561480
Dunno lol.

Abusers are losers.

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never done any drugs

my mum says theyre bad for you :p

>>7561562
What would you know

>>7561592
More than you.

>>7561562
Lol nerd.

>>7561289
lel get fucked antifa nerd :P

>>7561285
steroids

>>7561285
Weed and mdma. Going to try cocaine soon.
>>7561480
Which one?

>>7561563
FUKD UR MUM

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How do I give good blowjobs?
I really want to up my game
I remember there being a pic of tips as well floating around.

>>7562390
find a partner who can give you tips while you're doing it
use good suction with those cheeks
remember the balls
tongue the foreskin/urethra if they're clean and if they enjoy it
look up for both feedback and to give a good gaze
try not to slobber unless they like it
remember to swallow

>tfw no fems in my area to practice bjs with and on
>or any fems at all
>or twinks within an hours drive

>>7562412
Sucks, oh wait it doesn't.

>>7561480
but trashy slavs are qt

Anyone here dealt with acne scars on bum before? I'm trying to get a smooth, spotless bum but have lots of hyperpigmented marks on it that I believe are acne scars.

>>7562634

shower more
buy better underwear
avoid sitting still for prolonged stretches

>>7562542
hey fuck you bud

>>7562634
wash it better, don't get sweatass, buy a benzoyl peroxide thing from the store, moisturize accordingly

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>>7561480
Unless you live in Russia move to a big city. Polish qts are supreme though

>>7562283
Best recreational drug.
What're you running?

>>7562662
I'd say the same, but no fucking for you :(

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>>7562848

Man this weather is so fucked up, I can't see fuck all driving around, I'm sick as fuck too, oh what a night it will be!

And on topic, I don't really do any drugs anymore, don't even drink hardly

>>7562984
Post butt pics faggot.

What's your height / weight / preference / anything else you want to share?

5'4
97 as of this morning
I like it in the butt

>>7563139
5'8
130
Fems and butt stuff.

>>7563139
5'9
165
i like getting it in the butt from tops weaker than i am

>>7562825
I'm off cycle at the moment because I'm under medical surveillance for some kind of urticaria I've had since late october.
But when (or if) I get well I'll go all out again, probably just test and tren desu.

>>7563139
172 cm
85 kg (not all fat, some muscle)
12 cm baby dick
I love masc or pretend-masc guys and am forced to bottom because of my baby dick

>>7563139
6'1 / 188 / bottom / cocks in me on me around me yes to swallowing yes to threesomes safe sex for anal and if you want I'll do some specific fetishes

>>7561480


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnQXO342N7w


how do you find a qt who won't tell his parents about "us"?

>>7562295
Polan
>>7562595
Yes but I don't wanna get my shit beat in by skinheads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjnEi8gMlIA

>you will never be his first or last text

>>7563139
5'10
??? (don't have any scales)
I like twinky nerdy guys shorter than me

>>7563327
>>7563367
>paedos pls go

>>7563476

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WM1vOTUaQGw

You're never too young to fall in love (in love).

>>7563542

matty b is so cute now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQ65cLPdn_o

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>>7563139
6'4"
220lbs
love twinks/fems/trans

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Can I float a potential new fb picture by you guys or would that be attentionseeking or whatever?

>>7563633
do it

>>7563633

post it babe

>>7563139
6'3
230lbs
I like topping, love bottoming and beefy hairy guys are yum

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>>7563640
>>7563642

what do you think?

i know selfies are bad but i never go outside lol

>>7563648
First thoughts were 'weirdo, stay at parents home kid'

>>7563648
skinny feelgood?

>>7563648

I want to stuff my cock between your legs, pull on your hair and make you cry.

>>7563648
>imma go crawl back under my bridge

>>7563648

You look like a pothead who listens to Bob Marley regularly. You should get dreadlocks.

>>7563673

ive been thinking about growing my hair into a ponytail actually
i met this guy in uni who has one that looks really good, kinda inspired me

>>7563663

ye

>>7563659

i was just back home for the christmas holiday

>>7563665

c:

>>7561285
Me too, when I'm high I really want to be fucked in the ass.

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>tfw no krieg bf

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>>7563648

added more color which made the pic much better

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>>7563765
>>7563648

Pls use my version. I made you look more interesting which will attract more people to your profile.

>>7563795
>>7563846
>>7563853
>>7563861
>>7563868
>>7563877
You'd have to be REALLY gay to use these

>>7563868

he looks like he's decaying in this

>>7563765

wow thats a really dramatic difference
thankyou!

>>7563795

this one is really cool too

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>>7563901

>tfw no bf to watch me decay and die

any1 seen any good films recently?
Thinkign about going to see Moonlight just because its about a gay T B H

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>>7563952

Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children

Was a good movie.

>>7563139
6'3"
210
Top
Like short guys. (No fatties)

>>7563952
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Skeleton_Twins
This was somewhat amusing.

How do I douche, how do I loosen my foreskin, I can pull it back easily when flaccid but it's tight when hard so I don't let guys suck my dick so i'm pretty much a bottom bitch at this point.

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>>7564087

>>7564087

>how do i douche
Google it t b h. Jut make sure you dont get a shower douche, those are dangerous. Just get a bulb douche from your friendly local sex shop or pharmacy. Fill it with warm water and insert it ~1.5 inches up your butt. DO NOT "hilt" the whole thing in your ass, or you will irritate your large intestine and your body will react by constantly shitting over the next 3 hours. Just a couple inches is fine. Squirt as much of the water as you feel comfortable into you, then remove the douche, being careful not to let go and so accidentally suck all the water back in. Wait for 20 seconds or so, then release the water into your toilet bowl. Repeat until clean - normally should clean you out in 2 or 3 goes, longer if you have a bad diet.

>foreskin
You have something called phimosis. If its really, really bad you can get surgery, but for a case as minor as your you can probably get better just by gently practicing pulling your foreskin back when youre in the shower or whatever.

>>7564087

For douching you want to use the minimum amount of water possible, probably around 50-100mL just to clear out the immediate rectum, using too much water or trying to go too deep might just cause you to poop more. Use whatever you can to get the water in, I use a 60cc tube syringe.

>>7564117
>>7564124
Cheers~

>>7564087

Instead of douching, take chlorella/spirulina regularly and eat fiber.

>>7563207
Didn't like tren. Only roid to really give me sides. Fucked my skin and sleep.

Think I'm just going to do test and maybe deca or dbol for now. Mostly don't want to fuck my health getting swol.
>Tfw no roid bf

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>>7564296
I'll probably just burst then for a month or two to get back into shape then go for a cruise dose

>>Tfw no roid bf

i want him

>>7564329
I want you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSnw1JaL2uA

>>7563648
you're cute

>>7564309
>Tfw no roid bf
Top or bottom bb?
Also post pics.

>>7564364
>Top or bottom bb?
see >>7563218
;_;

I'm a bloated blob now though because >>7563207. At this point I dunno if I will ever recover.

>>7564396
I'm sure you'll get back in shape you just have to stick with it.

I love little dicked bottoms.Especially the ones that like it when I make fun of their dick and are smaller hard then I am soft. (Kinda big dick)

I'm sure you could find a verse roid bf, once you're back in shape. 12cm isn't that small, right? Or maybe a top, who wants to tag team twinks together.

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>>7564473
Thanks, I hope so.
I mean I CAN top but basically only in missionary with small thrusts so it's just easier to accept the bottom life

>>7562281
Damn I need to rob that guy

>>7564494
If you enjoy it more then you enjoy it more. I'd feel bad with bf that was only bottoming cause he felt his dick was too small.

I want a guy to enjoy taking my dick, not just do it because he feel's he's forced too.

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>>7562984
KR, dude! Been a while since I don't see you...even because i wasn't here too.
Dude. That MK3 Golf I had and that I showed you, we started it today after months. Turns out the exhaust pipe was rusted out, so when we started it, a bunch of 'liquid' rust bursted out like if the car had shit itself out.

At least it runs now, lol.

Just finished the first season of Mr. Robot, did anyone watch that show too ? I'm pretty skeptical with one of the plot twists

>>7564610
People keep trying to get me to watch it. But it doesn't look entertaining to me. And if they made it more entertaining, it would probably ruin my suspension of disbelief.

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>>7564610

I like it a lot. It tickles my inner neckbeard that all the hacking is mostly realistic - they use nmap and actual existing exploits to do the hacking and stuff. Plus I think Elliot is cute in a really weird way.

>>7564629
I felt the same way at first, but I think it has a lot of potential if you can ignore some minor flaws

To me, some of the plot twist are incredibly well installed, but idk man, the main plot twist feels sooo tacky


But well, I just finished the first season, I cant truly judge yet

>>7564754
Elliot is indeed really cute, I just want to be with him when he's having a crisis and comforts him uh

I think this shows has some /really/ great characters, like Elliot, Darlene, Mr Robot, Angela, they're all truly interesting to me, it has a great atmosphere, the theme is excellent, but the actual plot ? meh idk

>>7564856
get ether dude, computer duster is just bad smelling air

you can get ether from backwoods pharmacies no questions asked if you just tell them you're a butterfly collecting or RC car hobbyist, and it's fun as fuck to huff

>>7564754
The main plot twist bothers me so damn much, it almost ruined the show to me...

[spoilers] Like, at first I really loved the fact Darlene was his sister. It was brought quite well, it kinda worked and it didnt "retcon" anything. Then Mr. Robot is the dad. Okayyy, a bit too much and a bit cliché. Then Mr Robot was never real ? nah. nah nah nah. That's so bad... So many people interacted with him, everytime he talked with Darlene, or Romero ! The whole Romero's lab scene ! It's basically the good'ol "oh it was a dream the whole time" isnt it ? [/spoilers]

>>7564856
i hope you dont die

>>7564901

youll see how that whole thing works out in season 2

it actually makes a lot more sense

>>7564610
i watched and thought it was good.

not a fan of the second season because its "plot twist" gets dragged out for the entire season and the pacing suffered. but it does have the best episode of the whole series where it gets hijacked into an 80s sitcom. that in itself isnt even a spoiler

>>7564947
oh thank god, alright I really gotta watch this second season

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How do I bottom?
I found a guy that's like 20% gay, he's into cute clean shaved boy butts, but mine is unshaved, and although I wash it in the shower I'm sure it's not as clean as I need it to be for getting fugged
What do?
How do I shave my hole?
How do I prepare the day before for bottoming?

>>7565111

you can shave with an electric trimmer

just shower, lie on a towel and shave your butt with your feet by your ears

buy a bulb douche to clean yourself out presex

be honest about your inexperiencr to him, just explain you tried your best or whatever

also consider if this guy is really worth it, you shouldnt go to all this trouble unless you super like him

>>7565146
Okay, I'll have to find an electric trimmer somewhere then. Thanks

>>7565111
>only 20% gay
disgusting

Suck my dick.

>>7565519
Disgusting

>>7565608
No you

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>>7565111
>mfw I remember I got a ingrown hair on my butthole because of so much hair

Is this the reason why i'll always be a butt virgin?

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>>7565519
found this pic of you

you are my special reindeer

drink a bit of vodka and I promise your nose will be more red than USSR under Stalin

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>>7561285
Are "bears" still "bears" even if they aren't gay?

Why/why not?

>>7564148
This, diet is the most important aspect of a healthy colon and lower intestine. I've realized that I can't date anyone who doesn't take their diet seriously anymore.

>>7565830
Yes.
It's just a way to classify a body type. To me it is anyways.

>>7561285
Drugs I've tried: weed,(lots of strains) Ecxstasy/mdma, 2c-b, 2c-a, lsd, ketamine, just recently been getting into cocaine (can't say no to free drugs)

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all i do is listen to eighties music now

hello what are you all drinking

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>>7561285
I feel like smoking a joint right now and going on manhunt, really wanna suck someone off..

should I /gg/?

>>7565978
Do it.

>>7565608
My dick is the cleanest of all time. Sucking is probably better for your health than a glass of water.

>>7565932
Drinkers ain't thinkers.

>>7565830
>tfw you meet a mega qt bear
>he's straight
Why the fuck is this allowed??

>>7565765
I have tons of ingrown hairs in my butt. feels like small volcanoes and probably looks like some std and it makes me embaressed to bottom. not to mention no one will ever lick me there

>>7565932
Dry triple distilled vodka martini with 3 olives.
I stay away from wine, beer and all that jazz, but it gets difficult during a night out.

>>7565822
As much as being a dragon would be prett' cool I'm not gonna live hundreds of years. It's just not in the cards.

tfw hanging around art school students has ruined my gaydar

>>7566059
just saying you still have a chance at life

you might as well be some sort of gay rainbow dragon who has yet to spread his wings

life is never as bad as it seems if you have the right outlook on life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_P2Yz4Ek_hw

>>7566107
And what I'm saying is being a dragon would be prett' cool.

>>7566035
It's not. Speak to your local homoalliance rep immediately.

>>7565999
Nice trips. I guess maybe I should then now

>>7566129
probably would be

on an unrelated note, I played your favorite gay furry game undertale

I killed them all except that one kid who really just wanted a friend

>>7561285
I really really enjoy lsd and cant wait to do it again, otherwise dude weed lmao

>>7566189
Undertale isn't a furry game tho

>>7566218
LSD is so great. One of the only drugs I will actively look out for and do. Everything else is just when friends do it.

>>7566248
Tell that to the furry community

>>7566189
idc my dude

>>7566248
In fairness there are gay anthropomorphic characters. It's not like that More Natsu thing though, obviously.

Homophobe here.

A guy kissed me and made me feel submissive.

...I liked it

>>7566352
H-how tell me your secrets

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>>7566314
>he likes Morenatsu

>>7565932
Ginger ale.
I forgot that I have a picture of your butt on my computer somewhere.

>>7566352
You think that made you feel submissive. Wait till you're on your knees looking up at a real man as you force more of his cock down your throat.

>>7566541
Knowing about something does not mean you like it, anon.

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>>7566584
Of course not

But knowing something by name in context...

Come on anon, this white boy Clowney loves his furries

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>>7566668
Oh no doubt he's into some furry shit. No disagreement there.

>>7566575
Hot

I'm tired of stds, should I make a rule for myself to not have buttsex with a guy before he becomes my bf or dont have any kind of sex at all.

>>7566678
furry shit is a given at this point

he's probably into some sick shit like mint flavour ice cream too

>>7566700
Sick fuck is probably up to all sorts.

>I get incredibly horny from weed, I really like it.
Fuck I thought I was the only one

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>>7566700
>mint flavour ice cream too

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>>7566705
>>7566732
how does this pic make you feel like?

I bet you have a raging boner you sickos

>>7566700
>mint flavour ice cream
disgusting

>>7566736
I never don't have a raging boner my dude.

>>7566740
I know. rest in ease though, procedures have been taken.

everyone knows liquorice flavor is the best

>>7566741
I'll deal with that later, creep

>>7566766
Doubt it.

Why haven't you given him a promise ring yet?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fs9XfEa1Q3w

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>new zelda fairies

>>7567098
Modelled after you prolly LMAO

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>>7567151
no this is me

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>>7567153
This was modelled after me to be honest.

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>>7567215
edgy

>>7567244
Saying I'm a big Goron is edgy? The fuck are you talking about.

>>7567252
I was talking about the polygon count, take your meds

>horny and want to suck a dick but dont feel like shaving

what do

>>7567260
boyfriend me and you won't have to shave

>>7567260
Shaving your beard? Check out this guy isn't even clean shaven masterrace.

>>7567263
>boyfriend
im looking for some dick not commitment
>>7567268
;-;

>>7567294
I don't want commitment, I just want someone to spoon to sleep and cuddle with 1-2 days a week and it's awkward doing this with random guys on grindr

>>7567257
>muh damage control

>>7567304
You called?

>>7567304
that sounds cute anon but im in canada

>>7566727
I do to.
Ex loved how I fucked on weed.

>>7567364
>>7567372
come sweden

*hangs myself*

>>7567401
t. Sadon

Daddy

>>7566575
I think I want that

How do I get gay male friends just to chill with, watch anime and play vidya with, and talk about boys with as a transgirl??

Whats the best thing to use to shave my body?

>>7568388
An angry badger

>>7568388
Peevish weasel.

>>7568388
A sassy beaver

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This was in mascgen. It's sp right? Seems to be less fat now lol

>>7567391
Uwu so far

Any of you guys know what the best way to go about foreskin restoration?

I googled it becauss I don't really understand it, but all the results on top seemed like they were just trying to sell me something.

I have a 5.6in cock: should I give up topping?? It seems everyone wants a 8in cock minimum...

>>7568695
Just find someone to 7/10ths scale.

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>>7568695
How thick is it? Thick dicks are where it's at.

>>7568779
4.9in :|

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>>7568853
welp

>>7568074
Of course you do. Every faggot does.
You were born to be in your knees.

>>7568528
Didn't look like his chin, but I'm not a trip fag expert.

>>7568779
>Tfw thicker then your bf's wrists
He has really thin wrists, still a good feel though.

>>7567304

get a fwb you dummy

i have one and we do exactly what you described - its pretty great

>>7568388

get an electric trimmer

>>7568935

that reminds me of a guy i fucked who was bigger than my wrist... mmm. was good.

>>7569012
Where do you go to get a fwb

>>7569136
Just have sex with a guy in grindr. If you both enjoy it, you'll want to repeat it.

>>7569136
see >>7569380

What is it about cali & ny fags that make them think they're better than everyone and always go out of their way to enforce their beliefs & political ideologies on you? Seriously fuck them.

>>7569469
Looks

>>7569483
I wish. There's plenty of ugly outspoken fags.

I see them on Grindr.
>If you voted Trump don't message me
Bitch you're pushing 50 and still trying to pass as a twink. You can't be turning down dick.

When I went for university interviews last year I hooked up with and cuddled a cute med student who was already there.

I got into the university, and I start at the start of the next school year. Do you think it would be weird to find the guy and ask if he wants to have a more long-term FWB type relationship?

I dont even know if he'll remember me lol

>>7569687
I'd try just hooking up again before trying fwb.

How do I be/look more masculine /gaygen/? I want a darker more masculine style to myself but I just kinda look like a plain jane white gay. I'm not overtly feminine besides in personality.

>>7568606
that's because they ARE trying to sell you something, maybe ask your doctor?

>>7569782
manly beard?

>>7569782
>>7569650

work out
don't smile as much
work on your demeanour
care less about everything

>>7569802
thank you.
>care less about everything
I have anxiety and drink too much already.
>>7569794
my beards look strange, like a lincoln type chin strap.

>>7569819
oh and try to not pout your lips it's the biggest giveaway. rather, try to do the opposite subtly

>>7569782
Lift
Grow a beard
Dress like you might have to do dirty manual labour on short notice

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ntzz8O7SpWs

What does everyone else make of the switch
I'm not all that impressed

>>7570271
I wouldn't switch to it

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>>7570413

>>7570271
It's shit, but then again I don't play vidya aside from my 3ds and PSP
However t did give lots of good /v/ memes

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what kind of shenanigans are you doing tonight and this weekend /gg/?

>>7570667
Going to a dressy science faculty dinner with a friend and then heading straight to a gay 'CEOs and corporate hoes' themed house party. Might be more girls than gay guys, but I'll try to have fun. If I see someone cute I'm going to hide in the corner and avoid them, as usual.

>>7570667
Back to uni.
Might actually find time to obtain bf this term...
>will probably end term a lonely kv again

>>7569782
Most of masculinity is in personality and voice. If you can't make these masculine, you'll never appear so, no matter how hairy and beefy you look.
You're better off just being you desu. If you naturally deviate towards feminine (NB: real feminine, not that fake, gay version), just stick with it.

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>>7570667
Actually i'm going to go to an Outback steakhouse for the first time tomorrow, and i'll work on my dad's project car, too.

>>7570667
absolutely fuck all
same as last weekend, and the one before that and so on

"I'd take his knot" accidentally slipped out of my mouth at work
when talking to co-workers who were showing me pics of guys on tinder
and than i had to explain to them what a knot was
they now think im a dog fucker

thanks a lot gaygen

>>7570985
>not passing it off as slang for doggystyle

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Why have you not invested and gotten rich out of memecoins yet? there's still a chance to join in on the fun

>>7570919

Outback steakhouse is kinda mediocre.

>>7571213
Is that like bitcoin? Enjoy your poetry poverty sis

>>7570271
I will probably pick one up.

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>>7571307
I've almost doubled my stake already in a week and it's still rising
>he doesn't believe in meme magic
SAD!

>>7571328
But what IS it?

>>7571344
a cryptocurrency, much like bitcoin

>>7571346
I don't see why this wouldn't go the way of that too.


Hell I don't even have any credit cards

>>7570985
How is that gaygens fault

>>7563861
anon youre so good at photoediting im sure not everyone has access to prisma and you just share it with everyone bless u

>>7571756
Wtf I always loved gay immigrant muslim furries but now I love them even more

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arabs are HOT desu

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>got into my dream university
>shy top ive been courtiny finally sent me lewds
>my cat feel asleep curled up on my chest

This has gotta be one of my favourite days of life so far t b h

I'm about to go to a straight club with a straight friend and I'm really really nervous
I hate clubs in general but straight ones are worse because I feel so alienated from everyone

Wish me good luck, thank you

>>7571967
Dance with some girls. They don't have coodies.

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Is this thicc yet or no?

What time do most guys go out for drinks as a date ?

>>7572004
Around 7-8, so then afterwards you can drop her off at home and then sleep with her when she invites you in.

>>7572004
depends, if it's casual 8 is nice
If you want to get laid go for 10

>>7572004

if its coffee it can be like 2 or 3 pm

if its alcohol it can be about 6-8pm

>>7572016
>her

>>7571998
nooooooooooooooooope

>tfw no pet cat

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>>7572226

:3c

shes called Mitsy but I call her Mittens

>>7572255

such qt
wow

when did you get her what is her personality like ?

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>>7572322

adopted her 4 years ago from a rescue shelter after she was found half-drowned in some Irish hellhole

because of her past probably, she is very quiet slow to like new people. For the first 8 months she didnt really like anyone at all. However, she got this nasty eye infection and so after I spent a few weeks giving her her medication and cleaning the gunk out of her eyes, she started to trust and like me.

Now she sleeps on my chest or by my side in bed, greets me when I get home and is generally very affectionate.

The fact that she took so long to form a bond with me makes it feel much more fufilling.

>>7561480
shitty Slavic grindr
>Ivan and borris sitting in a tree

>>7572354
D-R-I-N-K-I-N-G

>>7563732
You look like a fucking hobo. You're filth.

>>7568528
Yes it's him. He never was fat.

>>7571998
Show ass, and we can judge.

>>7571827
they are vile and disgusting and will throw you off a rooftop at first chance

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>>7572350

Need background information on this.

>>7573347

its a plushie sheep

you can microwave it and it smells of lavender

i am a gigantic manchild who still likes to cuddle soft toys

i think that sums it up really

>tfw you have a straight crush

Makes me feel real pathetic

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>>7573366

How crusty is his/her/its whitened polyester(?) fur?

>>7573401

not at all. i hand cleaned him like 3 days ago, so hes fluffy and clean.

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>>7573407

What does it take to be your personal cum plushie?

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>>7572226
Sucks to be you.

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>>7573420

sheep is not for sexual

>>7573370
Best friend of 7 years, now room mates who sleep in the same bed to cut costs.

I've been his shoulder to cry on through every break up, and he's accepted me for who I am. [spoiler] Now his latest girlfriend wants a threesome and I know it's not malicious, but still a truly bad idea.
[/spoiler]

I feel like absolute shit.

Why do I have to love my straight friend so much?

I'm so fucking drunk and angry rn. I don't want to live anymore, not in a world where he doesn't love me back

>>7573770
You wouldn't be feeling so bad if you weren't drinking.

>tfw haven't felt the feel in so long of another man breathing on your neck, sending shivers down your spine and giving you goosebumps

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>tfw no bf

>>7565822

>Sadon.jpg

i just spent the night high on cocaine and opiates, drinking wine and jamming with/listening to a house band and then playing boardgames with them/seducing one of the members

have i become too grungy/crustie to be a nubile punk qt

>>7574662
cocaine is a serious drug m8
i dont think you should be abusing it

stick to class B and C drugs imo

>>7574662
>qt
Never ever will this be the case.
>>7574567
Can you blame him? After seeing his face pic I understand his victim complex.

>>7574662
yes
just wait until you're doing piss stuff high as fuck on coke and wippets you crusty fuck

>>7574124
>tfw finally downloaded grindr but don't have the guts to put a pic
>40+ yr olds message anyway

>>7574662
>drugs are bad mkay

Nobody else on here seems to be up when I'm up

Getting my first tattoo soon. it's going to be a cute little otter playing with a tiny planet earth, about 2 inches big. where should I get it?

>>7575536

Shoulder or flank I guess. But t b h tattoos are kinda lame nowadays

>>7575548
I think they're cute. I want to eventually be a tattooed muscle otter with nip piercings and maybe tiny gauges and a beard.

got the nips done now its tattoo and gym time.

>>7575553
Good luck m8.

>>7575440
Sorry
Also how does one get a bf

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>>7575621
By asking on here how to get a bf and then one magically appears before you eventually.

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>>7575621
I don't know...

>>7575631
when tho?

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/pol/ack here

Sometimes I want to gay

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>>7575681
>when tho?
soon

>>7575631
I mean as in are there any good online websites for this

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>>7575750
Who are you

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>>7576147
I am no one. Who are you?

>>7575688
Then gay.

>>7576163
missed the opportunity to say
>I'm you, but stronger

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>>7576226
I'm a unique individual, so that wouldn't work.

But I am also powerful, so there's that too.

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Is it more upsetting to be rejected because of your looks or because of your personality?

I'm gonna have to reject this guy tomorrow, but I dont know what to say if he demands to know why im not into him

>>7576343
You could always go for the "I do not have to give you a reason. My answer is no."
Anyway. I dunno which is more upsetting, it depends on the context and how it is said.
Usually I am just brutally honest to the boys I'm not interested in. It works out pretty well.

>>7576343
I mean tell him if it's something he can change but otherwise you don't have to explain your reasoning

>>7575536

Sounds furry desu

>>7576343

Why give a reason? Just ghost him

>>7576343
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-R-9YSaGGQ

>>7561289
What are you on about ass-rammer?

>>7576792

I'm gonna ram that aryan hole full of hot degenerate seed

>>7576343
why not just say you're not looking for a relationship at the moment?

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>>7576343
Why not tell him the truth?

Unless you're rejecting a psychopath who will kill you on the spot for not reciprocating, what's the worst that could happen?

He might even improve himself based on your feedback! He might actually make the cut some day!

Don't be a yes man. Be a man.

>>7575037

I dunno, cocaine is p light on me
and i'm thinking my area just doesn't have good stuff cuz this nonsense is like a strong cup of coffee at most
not that it isn't nice when you're staying up all night being social.

Any bisexual guys here?

Are you attracted to either transguys or tanswomen?
If you like both which do you prefer??

>>7577098
this.
coke is pretty boring.
i think it affects different people differently.
all i ever got from it was nasal drip and a "gagging" feeling from stuff in the back of my throat.
and it made my teeth numb.
snorting crystal meth was way better imho but also more addictive so don't try it boys and girls.
but seriously coke is overrated imho.

>>7577147
more attracted to transwomen overall, but some transguys are cute and have big butts... soooo I guess it depends (I prefer effeminate twinks tho)

>>7577098
>>7577150
good coke is hard to come by anyway, and it's always expensive

methylphenidate is the shit, it's cheap as fuck and gives you a crazy rush

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>>7577098
>>7577150
>>7577212

>the moment you notice that everyone is going to die and they'd rather spend every single day deluded and arguing over politics, religeon, sexuality and all sorts of stupid shit
Sorry for the blog post I just needed somewhere to put this

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>>7577556
Eyo my son, what are you spending your time doing even though you're going to die. Looks like you're posting stupid shit online my man. Ayyyyo.

>>7577568
What else am I supposed to do

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>>7577530
>not doing the fastest speed around
pussy boy

people like me dominate people like you physically, spiritually, financially and sexually

>>7577656
>says the frogposter

mmkay buddy

>tfw got into Oxford
I wonder if I'll meet Feelgood :3c

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>>7577688
jokes on you, I actually gave up stimulant abuse years ago and I only dominate you guys sexually if you like that sort of thing

>>7577656
>comes out guns blazing
>>7577708
>immediately backs down
okay

>>7577690
Conglaturation
>tfw not good enough at anything for uni

>>7577708
Hi. hmu anytime desu

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>>7577708
you sound perfect
call me

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>>7577797
I'm not an Internet tough guy, I'm a real life tough guy

Would you prefer I posted the navy seal pasta?

>>7577827
I just though it odd that you chastise me for not doing drugs only to say you gave it up years ago and then to offer domination with the caveat 'If you like that sort of thing'

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>>7577798
>>7577822
>go on /gaygen/
>hint that you just might be a big bad dom guy
>get one googolplex replies
here we go again

I already have two (2) guys trying to mess with me, I don't come here to hear that same shit you suckers, I come here to unwind

>>7577886
>I don't come here to hear that

Well then stop outing yourself as a dom.

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>>7577879
I'm sorry

I just came home, it's 2 AM and I'm drunk
>>7577898
>stop outing yourself
you sound just like my co workers

>>7577886
>Wahhh stop flirting with me

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>go on netflix
>try to watch orange is the new black since it's supposedly all the rage
>20 seconds into the intro there's just two girls smooching
>immediately feel disgusted and go back
>there's nothing good there
>click on family guy since it's supposed to be funny
>it's about 10 times worse
>post here to whine about it
is this what straight guys go through every day? are there people who actually like family guy?

>>7577530

coke honestly isn't that scary after you try it
especially if you're one of those its soft on

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>>7578091
It's family guy, what were you expecting
good for a couple of cheap laughs but don't expect anything amazing

>>7578191
>nooooooooooooope

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I saw Chris Pratt at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

>mfw

new
>>7578261
>>7578261
>>7578261

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>>/vg/165622142
yeah just thank me later