Try not to go too heavy on trans topics edition.
Ok ill start.
Use pic related as an emergency bum duche or when you need to bottom in a country without clean drinking wanter so you cant shove a headless shower hose up your ass
>>7378242
>shove a headless shower hose up your ass
Isn't it dangerous to fill yourself up like this? Like wouldn't it damage your intestinal flora?
>>7378253
If you live in the us then yes
>>7378242
VPNs.
Gay guy here.
I'm a top guy in a long-term relationship with a vers guy.
Question: How do I learn to et pleasure from bottoming? I know that I should relax and I do. I can bypass the pain of penetration to the point that I don't feel it but the sensation of a dick massaging my urethra is very unpleasant and it's supposed to be pleasuring.
My suggestion is get ur verse guy a vibrating cock ring, it will make the sensation a lot better for u.
>take my advice
>>7377563
>a dick massaging my urethra
why is your urethra in your anus
>>7377563
>a dick massaging my urethra
I think I found your problem.
mighty faggot edition
• Informed consent providers: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/932389/Trans/Stepping%20Forward%20-%20Informed%20Consent%20Clinics.pdf
• Makeup for beginners: http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
• Male vs Female measurement data: https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf
• Correct hormone levels: http://www.hemingways.org/GIDinfo/hrt_ref.htm
• Checking your levels: http://www.privatemdlabs.com/lp/Female_Hormone_Testing.php
• Size charts: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
• Transition time lines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
• hugg gelgel
• Voice Training: https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
• Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
• IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg
last one
>>7376099
>tfw day full of crap I don't want to do.
Feeling pretty decent actually edition
>tfw ket STILL isn't here
is there a movie about 2 gay guys where one of the two starts off as a straight chad, then ends up finding he is bisexual/gay?
Yeah, "Boys" is something like that, I think
It's on Netflix
>>7377404
thanks, I'll go check that out.
if anyone's got more I appreciate it.
>>7377391
Geography Club.
Your existence is a joke! edition
• Informed consent providers: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/932389/Trans/Stepping%20Forward%20-%20Informed%20Consent%20Clinics.pdf
• Makeup for beginners: http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
• Male vs Female measurement data: https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf
• Correct hormone levels: http://www.hemingways.org/GIDinfo/hrt_ref.htm
• Checking your levels: http://www.privatemdlabs.com/lp/Female_Hormone_Testing.php
• Size charts: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
• Transition time lines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
• rachel is sexy af
• Voice Training: https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
• Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
• IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg
last one >>7375037
I am still gay
What a depressing edition :(
>>7376094
i am not lauren fuck do i need to make a trip or something
Agender thread.
No men.
No women.
No trans.
No gender.
We are human. We are spirit. We are soul.
not everyone has a gender roll.
bump
I know I'm not the only one
>>7375927
Agender is IMHO the only tumblr gender label that makes sense. My friend is agender and I like how they're chill about all these gender roles, stereotypes etc. How they don't need to conform to any standards.
Id probably be agender too if not for my dysphoria.
I only read success stories of people saying how happy they are post-transition and that they enjoy doing female things like shopping or going to the hair salon. People celebrating the first day they take hormones.
I am more dysphoric now, post-transition, than I was as a guy. And it makes sense, because, as a guy, I still had hopes and I didn't have to think about my male traits all the time. Now that I have transitioned and I have done every imaginable and humanly possible thing to be seen as a woman, I feel worse than before. I had SRS and that was a success. I don't understand why people think that it is SRS the problem. Giving a realistic vagina is pretty easy. However, whoever interacts with me doesn't see my genitals and they can clearly see that I was born a guy. I have become a recluse and I avoid people. I cut off friends. I cannot go shopping for clothes because that's a reminder of how different I look. So, transition at all costs is a bad propaganda. You never hear of people who regret transitioning and there is this urban myth that post-op transsexuals are suicidal. If I ever end up killing myself it will not because of my SRS but because blending in society as a woman is impossible for me.
Even when I talk to therapists or to people and I say I am very unhappy the first thing they say is "oh, you regret cutting off your penis? That is why you are unhappy? When did you cut it off?"
and I get very angry since of all the surgeries I have had, SRS was the most successful
PS: sorry, picture is unrelated but I had no idea what picture to include
We dont see your vag on here either, so theres no use mentioning it, ya dig? You dont pass as a woman? I dont pass either but since i work in a federal job no one i interact with cares. Retail people will take my money, they dont care. I used to be afraid they were laughing at me but they are just delighted at meeting a tranny its kind of chic. I sound like a hon but ive just gleaned the useful bits from hon logic. You were born inside a gundam, you can dress it up but youre still just the pilot, maybe work on your inner life.
>>7375718
I regret even *thinking* of transitioning, regret planning out and preparing transitioning, going halfway into transitioning, getting accepted about it, not to mention I regret ending up in a trans-tolerant cesspool.
I want off this ride.
>>7375810
Where in the fucking world a tranny is chic? Are you out of your mind?
>have trans friend
>haven't seen her in a while
>we start catching up online
>telling me stories about how now guys are checking her out and hormones are really changing her body
>says her pancake butt is now like Rhianna's
>happy for her and say we should catch up
>we meet for coffee
>tiny cone tits and still has a pancake butt
>still dresses like a man but says that's because she's a butch lesbian
Dammit trans people, I want to support you but why do you do this?
Conditional support kind of makes you a shitty friend but maybe you can give your friend constructive advice.
>>7375789
that isnt a shitty friend.
It's possible to be a good friend and also think your friend is being ridiculous.
>>7375789
I have no problem with my friend being trans. It's more that I had to listen to her talk about how hot she's become but just... no. It's hard to sit there and hear them go unchallenged with these insane thoughts about their body.
My 5 year old son tells me he wants to be a girl. How do I know if this is actual transgenderism, or just a phase?
I'm an IT guy and my husband sales cars. We make more than enough money to change his (possibly her) gender with surgery, which I've been told is best to do at a young age.
Where should I go for more information?
pic related, successful trans child
Therapy sessions. Let the kid present if they want to, and if it's persistent, puberty blockers at 10-12, estrogen at 16.
>>7375629
My husband and I have already been giving him puberty blockers.
If we start estrogen therapy early, can we make him feel like more of a woman?
The odds are a hundred to one you sick clueless fuck.
I want to have a more feminine body to be a trap but I don't want to be a girl. What stuff should I take to achieve this?
raloxifene and bicalutamide and hope you don't grow tits
>>7375478
I mean for supplements
>>7375481
??
random herbal shit won't do anything if that's what you mean
ITT: We post our favorite movie and we guess each others sexual preferences.
>>7375441
Bi guy
>>7376469
intensely gay guy
>>7376806
Hopefully you are mtf because if Suicide Squad is your favourite movie you should kys :^)
So I've just switched from spiro to cypro and now I have a terrible headache. Is this normal when first starting cypro?
>>7375382
If it is, I'm lucky to not have experienced it. I swapped from spiro to cypro a month ago or so also, no ill effects noticed.
Are you also taking progynova? I got headaches on cypro but only with progynova.
>>7375402
>>>7375382 (OP)
>If it is, I'm lucky to not have experienced it. I swapped from spiro to cypro a month ago or so also, no ill effects noticed.
Same (tho 2 months ago). I had a really nasty headache when I first started hrt, but nothing when I switched AAs.
Are you still dehydrated from the spiro?
Could also be related to testosterone dropping, if the spiro wasn't doing nearly as much as the cypro, if it's either of those it shouldn't recur once you rehydrate/body gets used to lower t levels.
Talk to a doctor if it persists, though.
Cis Lesbian General (/clg/): Girlfriend Edition
Talk about your girlfriend and what you appreciate about her. If you don't have one, pair up with another lonely anon this holiday season.
Hints: Ignore 2d posters - 90% of the time they are not the good gay.
Group think kills the degenerate non-lesbian.
Have you applied your filters today?: http://pastebin.com/hmZKdbmE
Discord: http://pastebin.com/P644WESi
Recent News:
>Girls sip tea and discuss the aesthetics of the prudish christian girl
>Women want a girlfriend who will rape them
>Anon goes on date with black qt - decides to illustrate the date through The Sims
>Two subs meet in a bed. Ha ha.
>Babysitter-anon is being seduced by the 17 yo she's watching
>Anon gets new pajamas. They are cute and so is her stomach.
>Woman has test anxiety, but this exam won't decide her entire life. Plenty of people love her, she's going to be better than fine.
Previous: >>7363653
>marissa paternoster will never have a torrid romance with you
why even live?
:(
>tfw your gf lets go and just melts in your hands as you make love to her
>>7375313
How does that work?
/lgbt/, as an apethetic bystander to the cause, I offer a suggestion to what I consider a crisis in your community. I believe the inclusion of more letters on the LGBT abbreviation train will (and already has) cause issues by becoming too long and unwieldy.
I'm an engineerby trade and use mathematics to solve most of my problems. I propose a solution your problem free of charge.
I propose we use a 3D Cartesian coordinate system (cylindrical coordinate system is not ideal) to describe gender and sexuality. The domain lies between (0,0,0) and (10,10,10). The x axis represents gender, 0 being male, 10 being female. The y axis represents orientation, 0 being heterosexual, 10 being homosexual. Finally, the z axis represents how asexual you are, 0 for verile, 10 for asexual.
For exmple, a CIS male would be G(0,0,0). A lesbian woman would be or G(10,10,0).
This system will be exceptionally useful for transgender and bisexuals who wish to express either their transition or range of sexuality. They could describe their orientation range as a vector, or their current status as a point. Everyone could relate with others an a more apples to apples approach by using sexual scalars.
>>7375146
make the y axis androphilia vs. gynephilia, less confusing bro
>>7375178
Well noted. Thanks for the correct nomenclature.
>>7375146
>The x axis represents gender, 0 being male, 1 being female
ftfy
we don't like 'nonbinaries' any more than you do
not sure how this is meant to fit trans people in though, and the z axis seems unnecessary and could possibly be replaced with another 0/1 cis/trans
also cis is not an acronym, it's a word and does not get capitalized
t. 0,10,1 if the scale is [male/female]/[androphilic/gynephilic]/[cis/trans]
i think you might have autism :/ edition
• Informed consent providers: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/932389/Trans/Stepping%20Forward%20-%20Informed%20Consent%20Clinics.pdf
• Makeup for beginners: http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
• Male vs Female measurement data: https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf
• Correct hormone levels: http://www.hemingways.org/GIDinfo/hrt_ref.htm
• Checking your levels: http://www.privatemdlabs.com/lp/Female_Hormone_Testing.php
• Size charts: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
• Transition time lines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
• Snicks Snicks a cute
• Voice Training: https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
• Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
• IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg
>>7374059
>tfw ur a boy
:c
>tfw ur an autistic boy that got duped into thinking they're a girl