For years I have been turned off by the idea of someone playing with my noodle but recently it started turning me on.
I even had a dream about it that a very hot guy went down on me and my flaccid benis disappeared in his mouth. It was so hot for some reason.
My current bf knows that it disgusts me so I don't want to tell him. Also I doubt that a truly straight guy would ever go down on me. How do I make it seem gross again to stop getting these nasty thoughts?
>>8452513
get a mtf to go down on you
>>8452531
Even the most dysphoric mtfs let other mtfs suck their dick. Its part of the lesbian roleplay.
>>8452534
really makes you think
Even cis men are now being called hons. Have we gone too far?
q u a l i t y
s h i t p o s t
Okay, that was worth getting a dumb look on the bus for giggling at.
>>8451797
A dumb Joke. THANK YOU.
European Trans General
European trannies report in, let's hear your stories.
>Country
>Ease of getting HRT (no gatekeeping, informed consent, short waitlists)
>Any discrimination/social hostility you face in case you're out
>>8451775
>tfw no European tranny gf
Why even live
>>8451775
>France
>Either free gov-funded system involving insane requirements (heterosexual, fully adheres to gender roles, no mental disorder, several years of transsexuality diagnosis, etc), entire transition process is taken care of by hospital teams and you can neither choose your doctors nor opt out of any surgery (what are human rights lol)
>OR liberal system, good luck finding a therapist who will sign a transsexuality diagnosis, good luck finding a doctor to give you hormones, good luck finding a surgeon, very frowned upon in general by government services and makes ID changes much, much harder
>My power of transman invisibility help a lot, but doctors often refuse to treat me once they find out (again, human rights anyone?) and I've been assaulted by cops more than once during what should've been routine ID checks. Finding a place to live was insanely hard too
>Name change on ID is a legal dead-end, almost impossible to get it. ID sex change takes about 5 years and involves invasive medical expertises
Overall 0/10 would not recommend
>>8451775
>Denmark
>Well, I'm in the early process of gatekeeping and it takes a lot of months as far as I know.
>Well, If I went out evertone in my school would shun me, that's what I get for taking a education where there are barely any female and mostly men in a conservative environment ;_;
>>8451780
Be my bf, please :)
When the day of the rope comes you traitors will be the first to perish! The gas chambers shall be upon you soon.
>>8451553
Are you the shitposter I btfo like 20 minutes ago?
>>8451554
No you fucking tranny. Kill yourself
>>8451557
You are you even knew i was a tranny hahahahahahahahahha
Once again I am an epic failure, before that he said he wanted to marry me
>>8451535
It's your fault for not telling him within the first day or two of contact.
>>8451535
>ghosted me
be relieved that that's all that happened
>>8451535
Do you sick fucks get off on this? Just tell us when you meet. It's not hard, no one is a bigot these days, we won't throw you off a roof. Be honest for fucks sake
time to make the right choice edition
• Makeup tutorials : http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
• Male vs Female measurement data: https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf
• Correct hormone levels:http://www.hemingways.org/GIDinfo/hrt_ref.htm
• Checking your levels:http://www.privatemdlabs.com/lp/Female_Hormone_Testing.php
• Size charts:http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
• Transition time lines:http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
• Voice Training:https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
• Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
• IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg
old thread >>8447793
>>8451531
;_;
I want to make the right choice
has anyone from /mtfg/ actually killed her/himself for real, or it is just a dank meme?
>>8451542
Yep I have
Should prison sections reserved for lgbt inmates be encouraged? I can imagine it'd help to increase the safety of trans people and other highly ostracized queers. If not, what should be the alternative?
>>8451529
Brings a new meaning to the term prison gay.
>>8451529
An emphatic NO.
You demand equality everywhere else in society.
But then you want to be segregated in prisons.
Shouldn't be able to have it both ways--unless you're bi-.
>>8451624
For a passing trans person prison is basically a sentence to years of rape. We do need segregated prisons for trans people other wise being in the wrong place at the wrong time or even defending yourself can result in being fucked everyday. They even rape hons a passing trans girl who's non op wouldn't stand a chance.
You get the ability to get pregnant, but your firstborn child will be an r9k neet.
Is it worth it?
>>8451526
I woukdn't ever want to bring a child into this world. I just want to be genetically female.
Instead I'm a repressing degenerate.
>>8451532
This hypothetical wasn't meant for your eyes
>>8451526
Yes it's worth it because I am an /r9k/ NEET and a lot of them aren't so bad.
>not a tranny
>not Fourth Aetheric Pureblood TruTrans
>not even AGP
>just really, really don't want to be male but also don't want to die
>>8451466
So be a eunuch.
>>8451471
Being male is not shitty just due to external factors
>>8451474
What are the internal factors?
How much of this is true and how much is bullshit?
It's almost all bullshit. The exercise portion is the least bullshit though. The diet part is especially bullshit, taking extra estrogen will do absolutely nothing if you have normal male testosterone levles, they will block the effects entirely
Herbs don't do shit either
All of it's horseshit. Don't disseminate it. Anti-trans are posting it intentionally to convince people to delay transition so they'll kill themselves when they're older. Do not play into the narrative.
>>8451148
I'm on week 4 day 5 of the exercise portion and not seeing them butt gains. It's cool to be able to run this long though.
Give me a fag to bully.
>>8451098
I'm a boy.
>>8451108
can i spank you and be mean to u??
>>8451117
that sounds mean
Any tips for dressing like a man and passing for an ftm? Thank you
Don't sway your hips when you walk.
Wear boots and jeans and trudge through tall grass/brush/loose gravel. This will train your masculine bone-crushing stride.
Wear a bowtie.
Whats the tranny consensus on Ren?
Is she living proof that sometimes you can make it, even if you transition late?
>>8450380
>transition late?
didn't she transition in her teens?
>>8450383
20 last i heard
>>8450383
she was like 14
ITT: Hon fairy tales about HRT hons tell their kids at night.
>My feet shrunk a size or two, hun!
>My shoulders shrunk, hun! They're totally narrow now!
>My height? I went from 6' to 5'6, can you believe it, hunny? Wow.
>I'm lactating every day, hun!
>I have a DD cup already, hun!
>6 months on estrogen and I have child-bearing hips now, hun!
>>8450275
>their kids
Best one right there.
>>8450275
What age constitutes a hon?
>>8450503
according to this board over age 15
>tfw attracted to female form but grossed out by vaginas
>tfw not attracted at all to masculine faces/bodies but want a penis in my mouth
What do I do lbgt? Where do I find a girl with a penis?
>>8450263
RIP
Strap on until you can find something better.
Become a monk.
>>8450263
the sun did not shine.
it was too wet to play.
so we sat in the house
all that cold, cold, wet day.
i sat there with sally.
we sat there, we two.
and i said, 'how i wish
we had something to do!'
too wet to go out
and too cold to play ball.
so we sat in the house.
we did nothing at all.
so all we could do was to
sit!
sit!
sit!
sit!
and we did not like it.
not one little bit.
and then something went BUMP!
how that bump made us jump!
we looked!
then we saw him step in on the mat!
we looked!
and we saw him!
the cat in the hat!
>>8450263
> op's face