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Is this generally true?
First for appropriating poo culture
>>7952814
That was fast. Like new record fast.
Has Trump's presidency effected your lives /LGBT/?
It has shredded my nerves because I get asked this all the time.
>>7952711
This was months ago. Get your shit together, faggot!
>>7952711
It's still too early to know.
Thread reminder that nobody is to give drakeposter any (you)'s, the aim is to either get him to finally leave or to admit that the reason he is here is because he is repressed
• Informed consent providers https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/932389/Trans/Stepping%20Forward%20-%20Informed%20Consent%20Clinics.pdf
• Makeup for beginners: http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
• Male vs Female measurement data: https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf
• Correct hormone levels: http://www.hemingways.org/GIDinfo/hrt_ref.htm
• Checking your levels: http://www.privatemdlabs.com/lp/Female_Hormone_Testing.php
• Reducing Muscle http://www.trans-health.com/2001/lose-muscle-gain-fat-dieting-for-mtfs/
• Size charts: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
• Transition time lines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
• Voice Training: https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
• Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
• IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg
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>>7952698
if you go outside like ever mid-transition, people are going to continue to recognize you.
some people start getting obsessed with surgery because they think that if they get enough, they'll become someone else. It's kinda sad desu.
>>7952696
idgi
if you live decently far away from where you're well known, you should be able to safely do girlmode
and you're an idiot if you think you're just going to become someone else
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVg2EJvvlF8
>75% of all threads on /r9k/ are now homolust threads
I never thought we'd be this successful.
Super lonely men + time = super gay men. They are what you would call "prison gay"
>>7952579
How do we keep them this way?
>>7952649
Most are ugly neckbeards don't get too excited
Hi. I recently discovered that I'm 'Ignoregender' So, I don't see genders. And I use neutral pronouns. Am I right?
>>7952537
If everyone did this nobody would transition.
But, is this a good thing?
>>7952537
I just noticed that this little snowflake best get the fuck out of our board. Note the lack of "I" involved.
Omar "Loading Mags and Dropping Fags" Mateen
>>7952010
First the flag then the fag
>>7952010
Let
Got
Burn (Shock)
Them
Quickly
1 Corinthians 6:9-11New International Version (NIV)
9 Or do you not know that wrongdoers will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived: Neither the sexually immoral nor idolaters nor adulterers nor men who have sex with men
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>>7951763
Welcome to /tttt/. I'll be your guide.
>>7951789
what's ttt
Sunflower seed edition
Thread reminder that nobody is to give drakeposter any (you)'s, the aim is to either get him to finally leave or to admit that the reason he is here is because he is repressed
• Informed consent providers https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/932389/Trans/Stepping%20Forward%20-%20Informed%20Consent%20Clinics.pdf
• Makeup for beginners: http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
• Male vs Female measurement data: https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf
• Correct hormone levels: http://www.hemingways.org/GIDinfo/hrt_ref.htm
• Checking your levels: http://www.privatemdlabs.com/lp/Female_Hormone_Testing.php
• Reducing Muscle http://www.trans-health.com/2001/lose-muscle-gain-fat-dieting-for-mtfs/
• Size charts: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
• Transition time lines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
• Voice Training: https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
• Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
• IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg
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gay thread
snuggin a maeve
>>7951679
heck yeah sunflower seeds
Why isn't the AGP/HSTS theory more popular with the alt-right when it essentially reinforces their idea that transwomen are either straight male fetishists or hyper-gay males?
>>7951175
why are they doing that?
>>7951111
it's already a universal truth, they don't need to directly be aware of it.
What kind of person is attracted to trannies anyway? My mom who otherwise doesn't mind me being a tranny said that there must be something wrong with people attracted to trannies and I have to agree with her.
I mean it's either chasers who like the idea of tits and dick on one body (mom for some reason doesn't have much against this type of guys and said that they will worship my body and that's good as opposed to being hacked to pieces by some weirdo - her words) or there's the dudes with a savior complex who want to "save" us from cruel, cruel world and lock us in their basements (for our own good) and that's pretty much it.
Transbian chaser here
I like trannies because they understand what I'm going through.
Also the shenis.
I guess if you have absolutely no personality then yeah that's basically all you have.
Good thing most people have a personality.
Personally speaking as a bi guy, I love both the male and female form. Trans are fun for the All-in-one package. Or to bring back an old Newgrounds quote: Chicks with dicks are twice the fun!
Why don't I enjoy sucking dick? I love masturbating to porn, looking at pictures of male body parts, but I don't enjoy the real life thing. Sucking dick either feels boring or gross. I tried all of my virgin-time fantasies but didn't get any pleasure at all. I wanted to try rimming someone but I just couldn't bring myself to lick butyholes. The only thing I like is kissing and cuddling. Fucking is okak, too but the fact that I was fucking a ripped guys ass didn't matter, it was just a hole I could cum into. I believe if it were a vagina it would feel the same so I might as well just fuck girls.
What is wrong with me? Am I not gay enough? Am I asexsual?
Cause sucking dick doesnt give any stimulation
>doesn't like sucking cocks
Turn in your gay card immediately, breeder
>>7950988
leave LGBT, straightlord
Okay, so I've come to my final hang up.
I'm terrified of AIDS. Like sex is cool, but not that cool. What are the actual chances of getting HIV if I hook up with someone of the same sex?
50/50
you either get it or you don't
>>7950734
>Be a top, bottoms are drastically more likely to catch something due to the nature of anal sex
>Wear a condom. Only an idiot would enter battle un-armed, only an idiot would have sex with strangers without protection.
Ta-da, your chances of getting AIDS have been reduced drastically!
>>7953153
is right though.
>>7950734
Not being all /pol/ here, but you are legit more likely to get it if black or with a lot of black men. CDC even agrees with me. But generally speaking, as long as it isn't nonstop strangers and you wear a condom you're solid.
t. bi white guy who is super into black tops
I respect trans "women" but I don't see them as women. I see them as gay guys. Is that okay?
>>7950675
>I see them as gay guys. Is that okay?
What about bisexual and androphile trans women?
you see people that look like women that have been on hormones for decades "gay men"?
>>7950675
You can't "respect" someone while rejecting the core of their identity. What you mean is that you "tolerate" them.
Thread reminder that nobody is to give drakeposter any (you)'s, the aim is to either get him to finally leave or to admit that the reason he is here is because he is repressed
• Informed consent providers https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/932389/Trans/Stepping%20Forward%20-%20Informed%20Consent%20Clinics.pdf
• Makeup for beginners: http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
• Male vs Female measurement data: https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf
• Correct hormone levels: http://www.hemingways.org/GIDinfo/hrt_ref.htm
• Checking your levels: http://www.privatemdlabs.com/lp/Female_Hormone_Testing.php
• Reducing Muscle http://www.trans-health.com/2001/lose-muscle-gain-fat-dieting-for-mtfs/
• Size charts: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
• Transition time lines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
• Voice Training: https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
• Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
• IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg
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>>7949377
elanna is a good person
1st for growing boobis
>>7950528
They get less frequent, I don't get them much these days but they do happen.
Fuck though, that's awful. How long ago was this?
>>7950547
I get those periodically
>>7950544
Who cares, grow a spine
She is trans, right?
5'9'', big hands, man forearms, wide shoulders, chiseld face (still attractive somehow), very strong cheek bones, tranny bangs, vegan, forced squeaky voice, differentiates transtrenders and trutrans, follows blaire white and other anti-sjw trans girl that I forgot her name...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUjCI63sHp0
>>7950384
>forced squeaky voice
Not really, she doesn't have trannyvoice. Could go either way.
>>7950404
Watch her first video. It seems like she has improved her voice.
Also I need to include that she also has a feminine drawing of her at the end of every video, very telling.
She has what I call "forced whinevoice" tbqh. Also her accent is really weird, like someone from the UK who's badly imitating American accent.