>get bf, bit chubby with a small penis
>we move out to some backwater state like kentucky
>get a comfy small house with some land
>make enough money to survive
>we're both right wing
>we own alot of guns
>we spend the rest of our days cuddling on the couch.
>we have a loyal happy doggo pet as well.
>get my perfect bf who is white and blue-eyed and bara
>we move in together and work and enjoy domestic life
>get drunk together on weekends and watch movies before getting hot and having sloppy sex and falling asleep with each other
>make breakfast for him on Saturday morning
>have actual sex with him that night, and spend the time afterwards cuddling and conversing with him
>will put up with my hobbies like history and literature
>would have his own hobbies that he can teach me about
>>7678192
>backwater state
>kentucky
>>7678231
T. Kentuckian
It's a great state
Is it?
Fake and gay
>>7678189
who cares
crossdressing. its called crossdressing.
Where exactly does one go to meet other gay 4chan users? This place doesn't seem great to begin with, seeing as gays are a minority here. Is it /r9k/? Is it /soc/ (i.e. the chub/bara threads)? Is it /trash/, with the bara threads too?
I've always had the conviction that I'd meet a bf through 4chan, since it's statistically impossible to find one IRL, and dating sites are just cancer.
>>7678161
/v/ is by far the gayest board, pose as someone who wants to just play videogames and then hit on them the whole time and boom u got a boyfriend fampai
>>7678172
I don't particularly like video-games, though; nor does someone who defines 'gaming' as a hobby sound like someone who appeals to me.
Sure, I'll play games every now and then, but it's not really something I'm into.
>>7678172
this is shitty advice. use a 4chan dating website.
Any one know what this piece of clothing is called?
>>7678080
That's called a femboy. You wear them on your dick.
a cami bikini/crop top
>>7678080
still havn't ound one yet ;-;
First Head Transplant in 2017
https://youtu.be/Nr8ru47Rnjs
>>7678074
No, your skull is too big, your brain wouldn't fit in her head.
>being a pedophile
>>7678074
I expect this to fail. I expect him to die during the procedure if it ever takes place.
Listen up you little trans trending mutha FUCKS.
Passing does NOT equal pretty.
Being Pretty does NOT mean you pass.
It's a privilege to have both, but many trans people have 1, and that's okay.
Stop telling ugly passing people they don't pass, pro tip, ugly passers blend the best cuz no one looks at them for long enough.
Is the insanely pretty girls, passing or not, who are the ones who stand out.
>>7677703
>thingsitellmyself.txt
>>7677743
Nah, I'm pretty and I also pass.
I'm also super selfish and a huge cunt to people I don't deem trutrans or good looking.
But I was feeling nice today, so I thought I would spread the good word and let you all know.
Also, rolling for 777777
How is it even possible for anyone to be happy about being a man/male?
>Military draft
>Routine infant circumcision and no one cares
>Not cute at all, therefore no one wants to emotionally help you
>No social safety nets
>Can't be a gold digger and marry a husband to provide for you as a backup plan if your career fails
>Can't literally create a new human being
>Men's clothes are boring
>Harder to look good, takes the effort of bodybuilding
the meme that women have easy mode is getting really old
>>7676605
>>Men's clothes are boring
Only mainstream fashion.
I like being male. I get to build muscle and show it off and do manly things, nobody cares if there's oil under my fingernails, and I can get away with doing things like aggressive driving and speeding and going to festivals and such.
I don't need half a ton of cosmetics to look acceptable, nor do I need an hour of time every morning to apply them, nor do I need to constantly watch my weight and mannerisms. I don't constantly have to fend off unwanted advances. I don't have to try and find out if someone's going to try and rape me if we meet up, because I can just fight them off.
I can piss standing up, get myself off without expensive toys, and don't have to put up clothing being different sizes from different brands and stores.
>>7676605
>Men's clothes are boring
I have to disagree here. Bowties and tuxedos are the shit.
So, realistically, what are the chances for a transbian to find someone? I imagine the amount of cis women interested in trans women is next to 0. That leaves other trans women, who I take it are mostly interested in men.
Thoughts? Experiences?
>>7675944
You can either date another transbian or find a bi woman and hope she's gonna see you as a woman and not as a defective man.
>>7675944
Girls don't like boys
They like cars and money. If you can provide the security a man could you could almost definitely tie a women down.
I was going to say that 99% of transgirls will go with other transgirls just because lolnodatingpool but
>>7676012
This would almost certainly work too
I've heard that testosterone will cure asexuality from a couple people. Anyone have experience with that?
Ewww ugly Marxist
>>7675852
>injecting T into an asexual cis woman will surely "cure" her
you are retarded
>>7675962
Obviously I meant male asexuals
men, women and gender specials accepted.
>tfw no qt,smol BF who likes to hunt shiny pokemon
i am just wondering
Satanists can never seem to spell satanism right.
If by Satanist you mean hipster atheist, nah.
If by satanist you mean one who revels in darkness and hedonism, of course. Speak of the devil and I shall appear. ;)
>>7673642
If I speak your name, and you appear, can I give you a swift punch in the face plz kthnx?
Why is this getting so common for people to realize they are trans once they become teenagers?
Either early, like ~12 years, or at the very end of it.
There are many trenders, but there are also a lot of people with actual dysphoria etc. who only notice their condition at this age, opposed to the classic example of 'trutrans'.
Are they a 'milder' form of transness who only realize it once gender becomes more important? Is it because information and propaganda to lgbtshit is everywhere and easily accessible? Is something wrong with society in that aspect?
>>7671727
Why is it bad to only realize at 11-12, you can still prevent most of the damage if you act fast.
that's when kids need attention and validation. being trans these days is no different than being emo, goth, punk, sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, or dickheads
it's just a fashion choice, like the japanese girls that put on clown makeup. They'll do it until college then suddenly revert to their actual gender and get married and pop out some station wagons.
it's very easy to feel shitty without recognising why
puberty makes it very obvious
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>>7665876
>>7665876
>>7671323
feelgood you need to stop
>>7671361
>he doesn't like Vincent Price
>when online dating sites only have 10 users within a 25 mile radius
for most of my life I distanced myself from others because I thought everyone hated me and I would get hurt. for the past few years I've opened up and made some new friends but I feel like we don't have a real "connection". how would I start to improve it?
I'm not sure what you mean with a 'connection'. What do you feel is missing in these relationships? Do you feel like you can't openly talk about things, bee yourself or something?
>>>/adv/
improve it by talking to them more and more
eventually what you considered a "real connection" will be replaced by this new relationship with others and you will be able to connect easier
>>7671912
I feel like I put on different masks around different people. most of the people I talk to are from my school and I never hang out with them outside of that. it feels like I don't know how to hang out with people
Why are gays and trannies so keen on the idea of getting raped and/or beaten up? Explain yourselves
>>7670425
I don't know about gays but majority, possibly all, trannies hate themselves deeply and fundamentally so it comes natural to express that through extreme masochism.
>>7670425
It's hot, man.
>>7670425
Makes me feel weak and harmless, and thus, a safe and good person.