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I want to become an actor 2016-07-24 07:37:24 Post No.17387091
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I want to become an actor
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Hey /adv/, I was wondering if you could help me become an actor. I'm 18 and I have approximately no experience whatsoever (minus the one time in elementary and 6th grade). I'm thinking of getting some scripts online of characters that I'd think be the type I'd get cast for (if ever) and record myself practising them then try and change whatever I think looks cringey and bad. Any advice or thoughts would be appreciated.
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>>17387091
are you attractive and or female? if so go mate with every little thing you see
are you male? good fucking luck
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>>17387091
Charlie, you look good!
However, if you aren't in Europe, please get a tan. And if you are in Europe, get one anyways.
Have you thought of drama studies? That's a good bet. It's hard for people to just be "good or great." Our best actors on this planet studied for it.
Even the good looking actors who started out with bad skills had to go back and study in some form to keep landing roles.
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>>17387092
>tfw young and beautiful but no life becaus of mental disorder
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So I grew up with an alcoholic brother and a junkie brother.
Both sobered up when I was a teen, they got their shit together, got married, had kids, etc. Then last year my father died and they both relapsed again. One of them is in remission again but the other one has made no effort. The one that made no effort divorced his wife, quit his job, came to my mom's house and brings his junkie girlfriends over to fuck and get high all day.
I've gotten countless things stolen to the point where I literally carry my laptop and my videogame consoles back and forth to my boyfriend's house when I am not home.
My mom has been too depressed about my dad's tragic passing to do/say anything to him. But this happened the other day:
>Coming back home from boyfriend's house during nightime
>See my dad's jeep trunk door fully opened, think nothing of it, as my brother is probably in there with his junkie gf
>Go inside, start remembering that the week before our neighbor got robbed
>ask mom "hey is (my brother's name) home?"
>"i think he went outside why?"
>"oh nothing just noticed my dad's jeep door is fully opened and i wanted to make sure nobody was snooping in"
>"mom went outside to the car, I followed after her thinking she was just going to check on the car
>she sees brother smoking dope, gets fed up of all the crap he's done over the year
>she goes apeshit, try to hold her back but im merely a short skinny girl
>She goes back, grabs a lawnchair, and throws it at him
>I tell brother to get the fuck out the house and take his bitch with him and to never bring her back
>a few days later he's back and everything is back to the same, bro just smoking dope all day and mom too scared to do anything about it
I want to move out so fucking bad as living with this family has made living with Chron's disease close to impossible. But since my mom has severe arthritis I am her primary caregiver when she comes back home stiff from work.
What do I do?
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get the government to supply your mom with a caregiver, while simultaneously moving out.
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I was in a similar situation, OP. It was my mom instead of a sibling though.
I was living with my grandmother during my last few years of high school because I had nowhere else to go. My Mom, who is a raging alcoholic/drug addict/thief moved in with us after leaving her boyfriend. She stole from me, lashed out at me constantly, fucked random guys in my bed, etc. My grandmother was too afraid to do anything about it.
I eventually was able to move in with my SO, but not everyone has that option. I would advise you get out as quickly as you can though. Living in a toxic environment like that takes a hefty emotional toll, and it will start to affect every aspect of your life.
If you really don't want to leave your mother have you considered having him TDO'd?
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>>17387007
Your mom is being trapped by her need to take care of her kids. You need to help her to see that the way she's behaving now is not actually taking care of him, and is really only hurting him.
You basically need to stage an intervention (sort of) for your mom, where it's you and some friends of hers, and you need to all tell her that continuing to support her druggie son is hurting him, and that the time has come to plan how he will be forced to leave and forced to stay away, and what strategies will be used to both direct him towards help yet refuse to be his enabler.
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How do i control my thoughts?
Over the last couple months i told this girl that I've been friends with for like 8 years that i like her. And she told me she likes me too. But were not going to have a relationship atm because of a bunch of other complicated stuff. But when that stuff goes by, we can try.
My issue is though, i think negatively about it constantly. I think what if she changes her mind, what if she doesnt even want to be friends, what if she moves away, what if shes lying about something.
And there are so many other things i should be focused on that are more important.
And it just builds up and up and up until i just unload it in some over the top over dramatic cringeworthy clingy gross way.
How do i not agonize over this 24/7?
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Did i make this too long?
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Anyone?
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get your dick wet elsewhere; shes not interested
tada, i just fixed all your problems
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Roomate getting weird. 2016-07-24 06:41:20 Post No.17386980
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So I'm bi, and my roommate is gay. A few weeks ago we were drunk as fuck and ended up sleeping together, but before it ended I got kinda wierded out about sleeping with someone I live with. Waaay too close to a relationship for my liking. So I collected my drunk self and left before we finished.
Anyways I spoke to him the night after and said no offense but I don't want to sleep with him because he's my roommate. He came up with some sly comment about how hot it was, we both laughed and I thought that was the end of it.
He's tried to fuck or make out with me 4 times after that and I'm getting pretty annoyed. I've gotten texts when I'm out asking my to come home so he can sleep with me. He's hung out in my room and just when I thought we were having a chill conversation and enjoying a cigarette he goes in for a kiss.
I understand that I blueballed him but I'm literally saying "no I don't want to fuck you". How more upfront can I be?
I really want to avoid moving out because our place is in a perfect part of town. Idk how to tell him to get his shit together.
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This is probably why having a roommate that you want to fuck is a bad idea. And don't say you weren't attracted to him beforehand, because what a drunk person does, a sober person thinks about.
The damage is done, OP. What now? Well, one of you needs to move out and then you need to fuck, probably.
Or you could just try to both keep living there, even though that will never, ever, work, and will only result in a shitton of drama. But I doubt you'd do that, OP. It's not like bi or gay people are drama-seeking or anything,
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why not just fuck him? You obviously want to.
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>But I doubt you'd do that, OP. It's not like bi or gay people are drama-seeking or anything,
kek
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Comfort thread for ugly people, people who think they are ugly, people who hate or dislike their own body, and people who probably will never get laid satisfactorily.
Anon, you have a beautiful smile.
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in your mums eyes of course
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>>17386979
that's just mean, you know that right?
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>ugly because didn't care about my looks at all
>fell in love with a girl and changed myself
>done with the girl, trying to become more social
>baldness genes kick in and lose all hope in myself
Fucking hell
Shaving your head isn't so bad when you're fit but I have zero time to workout
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How to turn a one night stand into a relationship? I just got home from sex, and would realy like to make this an actual thing. The guy was really cool.
Sorry, still pretty drunk, so ther might be mistakes in this
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>>17386966
man if this girl put on like 20 pounds she would be perfect
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>>17386966
Same way you have a normal relationship. Be careful though, many guys will be off put by converting a one night stand into a relationship.
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>>17386991
whhy?
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I want to jerk off so bad but my sister keeps walking in talking about some shitty my chemical romance fanfic she is reading! I tried waiting for late at night but the bitch doesnt sleep, and she hasnt in like 5 fucking days? when can I pleasure myself?
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Um well you can just tell her to leave you alone. Why is she telling you this shit anyways?
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>>17386949
>why am i too lazy to unlock my door?
Idk.
>why am i too lazy to jack my pud in the bathroom?
Idk.
>why am i so lazy?
Idk.
>why is my sister a mcr fan?
Because she's YOUR sister.
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my chemical romance is still a thing?
I remember them from like 10 years ago...
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Why is it that sometimes later in the night my depression flairs up really bad? Usually I can manage, but for some reason at night sometimes I just want to die. I loathe everything, and I become disinterested in everything.
What is this? Why does my depression sometimes become unbearable at night? What can I do to stop it?
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bags of sand
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>>17386945
>my depression flairs up really bad
its flare, not flair
a flare refers to a sudden burst of flame like when you light a match, flair means a special aptitude
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>>17386945
Do you have social anxiety?
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>Just found out that my cousin and his girlfriend/baby mama died from an apparent drug overdose
>He had a child and my uncle/aunt are incapable of taking care of him because my uncle has dementia and my aunt doesn't earn jack shit because she's a cleaning lady
>Have to go with my parents tomorrow to tell my grandparents and my granddad has dementia as well so we'll have to explain it 4-5 times
Is it normal that I'm more pissed off than sad? I feel sad for the rest of my family but, as far as my cousin is concerned, I feel an underlying fucking rage at what's he done to his child and my family.
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You mean you're mad because it potentially means you have to step up in terms of responsibility
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>>17386922
Did you even read? It's his cousins baby. Why would that be his responsibility?
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yeah that's normal, its the same with suicides too
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I am a HS teacher. Should I wear my bikini (if looks like pic related) to a beach in that city? May bump into my students there and I don't know if it is too revealing for me to wear it
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Post pics first so we can fully assess what we are working with here
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holy shit really? how is this a question?
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>>17386879
It happened to me once as an student and was nothing special. Most women dress like that in the beach. Unless you do topless you shouldnt be wooried about it.
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HOW DO I KILL FRUIT FLIES?
I CLEAN MY FUCKING HOUSE FLAWLESSLY BUT THERE'S THIS ONE TINY FUCKER WIGGLING IT'S PETITE FAIRY ASS IN MY FACE. ONLY ONE, BUT IT'S THE FASTEST GOD DAMN THING I CAN ONLY SLAP MY HANDS IN FRONT OF MY FACE TRYING TO SQUISH IT SO OFTEN BEFORE PEOPLE BRING ME TO A MENTAL INSTITUTION.
CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
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poisoned fruit
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>>17386875
Same problem here anon. Freaking flies, leave my fruit alone!
I use 50/50 vinegar and dish soap mix. Make sure to mix it up good and leave it in a small cup near the vicinity of where they like to be. They are attracted to the smell of vinegar and will get stuck in the soap or poisoned by eating it. That's the most effective method I've found. Make sure to clean as well and get rid of trash often since they obviously will be attracted to the rotting fruit remains in it as well.
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Oh, and another thing I'm going to experiment with: Leaving a lit lamp over the vinegar area on at night to attract them to the vicinity even more. That way they'll be lured by the light and vinegar solution, making it more likely to land it in and get stuck. Gnats/fruit flies are such a pest where I live.
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how do i make the money 2016-07-24 05:48:08 Post No.17386872
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Alright /adv/ I'm an engineering student taking hard as fuck classes. But my classes aren't what's important. $$$$$ is.
I'm about to be kicked out of the house for god knows what reason. But good news is that one of my friends is offering to share an apartment with me; we've estimated that the minimum rent is $800 if we don't want a location in the fucking projects, so that means I need to make at least $500 a month in order to have a livable budget.
I work at McDonald's and I make $8/hr. Not only does the job itself make me want to chug bleach but it's also grossly insufficient if I want to meet the budget while still leaving time for classes.
TL;DR Basically how does a full time college student make a reasonable amount of money without busting ass in minimum wage drone labor?
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What skills do you have?
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I've got math skills up to Differential Equations, an AP highschool education, a little IT experience, and I can draw pretty good.
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>>17386915
Where will you be living?
Do you know how to program?
Do you have any CAD/SolidWorks experience?
How many years of customer experience skills do you have?
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What do i do /adv/ ?
Im in love with someone, this person pretends to be interested but i know they dont have the same feelings for me, i just cant get over this person, please help.
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Ask them out on a legit date. Don't confess your feelings. That's pretty gay.
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>>17386849
We went on a "date" today, (i considered a date but i dont think they did) we just talked like friends, im so confused, i just want to be with this person forever
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>>17386846
>he fell for love meme
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I just broke up with my bf what should I do? I feel terrible
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Get a job, get some responsibilities, if you're under 18 then grow up and realize that you can slut it up in college and you'll never be alone if you choose not to be.
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Keep feeling terrible and hate yourself, because that's obviously the best thing to do.
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>>17386834
>universidad catolica
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What do you do if everyone around you doesn't like you? 2016-07-24 05:25:28 Post No.17386830
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What do you do if everyone around you doesn't like you?
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I've been the Ringo Starr in my friend circles, I need new friends, new ways to have fun.
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Try and find new friends, if you are lucky you can find friends like you and you can click more organically.
Otherwise figure out why people don't like you, and change that, never try and embrace it because the cold hard truth is that nobody cares about a special snowflake, or someone who is not fun to hang out with.
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i feel satisfied and safe when no one likes me
why do you need friends?
dont be sissy fag and be strong and independent
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>>17386837
And some socially inept autist?