jerking off

Um well you can just tell her to leave you alone. Why is she telling you this shit anyways?

>>17386949
>why am i too lazy to unlock my door?
Idk.
>why am i too lazy to jack my pud in the bathroom?
Idk.
>why am i so lazy?
Idk.
>why is my sister a mcr fan?
Because she's YOUR sister.

my chemical romance is still a thing?

I remember them from like 10 years ago...

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>>17386970
I suppose. Nobody listens to them methinks, but all the emos collect their stickers. They're pretty much the new Lisa Frank.

>>17386949
just go for it.
if she walks in on you, you'll never have to worry about it again because she'll always knock.

or put the porn on loud and she'll know not to come in.

>>17386949
in the shower
or any room with a lock on the door

>Jerk in her room
> Leave the cun on the bed

>>17386949

Sounds like she wants to give you a hand?

"Hey sis, I enjoy your company, but I need a little alone time right now. It would be weird if I asked you for a hand, so maybe it's better if you just give me like _(time frame)_."

>>17386949
Stop being a pussy and get it done. If she catches you, she might learn to be more circumspect in the future... no pun intended.

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>>17386978
>methinks

Dropped. Everyone out. We're gassing this one.