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>>17386241
>buy the games on his account

And this is why you don't do this.

>>17386265
He's been my mate for years, known him since childhood too. Left high school as mates and two years later still were friends, it's totally out of nowhere

>>17386280
Go read the statement again. Then look at your situation. Then read the statement again. Maybe it will sink in.

>>17386235
"My husband died so I'm going to replace him financially with my son, they both have penises and are supposed to love me and stuff right?"

No, some peoples' moms are shitty people and yours is included here. I don't even mean that in a mean way, I just mean it's the truth. Yeah help your family but your own future is more important, she's had her youth and her chance to get her future together, it's not your job to squander your youth and your chance at a great future just to help her maintain her failed one, sorry OP

Oh and don't feel guilty because she birthed you, remember she was just a slut at one time wanting to get fucked by your dad that's the only reason you're alive, it's not like she was thinking "Omg I need to have my little anon he's stuck inside my husband's sack, let's get him out and nurture and grow him" no she was thinking "Mmmm I want some of anon's dad's cock in my vajayina, mmm cum in me MMMM FUCK YES MMMMM YES MAKE MUMMA CUM, MMM DADDY FUCK YES FUCK ME"

And that's how you were birthed

Find a good friend that will house you. Why would you care about your mom if she doesn't care about you?

>>17386235
Do NOT waste your youth and Follow your dreams, you are on your own in this life

HELP ME

>>17386296
fleas maybe? also throwing out the bed is not likely to have removed all of the bed bugs. coat the room in a big dusting of diatomaceous earth or at least the carpet around your desk

>>17386229
Steam clean your couches. Bedbugs do not like heat

>>17386225
like she constantly asks me for advice shes actually really depended on me, constantly texting me and asking me to go with her to places.
At this point im starting to fall in love with her, noone has ever been so sweet to me.
but I of course have huge blue balls because theres no sex involved.

anyway the more I start to like her, the more she starts to drift away from me. Like she tells me we cant become much more then friends. and then she starts hanging out more with other people, and "forgetting" to chill with me. and she hangs out with well known sluts and drugaddicts. while she is not that kind of person. so im starting to think to myself, maybe i did have a chance to fuck her but i just didnt play my cards right?
or is my understanding of simple human interaction so terrible that i just dont understand.


Like she tells me we cant become much more than friends. and then she starts hanging out more with other people, and "forgetting" to chill with me. and she hangs out with well known sluts and drugaddicts. while she is not that kind of person. and I dont really get along with her new friends either, and being prone to outside influences as she is we start seeing each other less and less till eventually no more.

so im starting to think to myself, maybe i did have a chance to fuck/wife her but i just didnt play my cards right?
or is my understanding of simple human interaction so terrible that i just dont understand.

She was so fucking hot too. but she didnt completely realize it. she was to insecure to see how good she was. Also she was sort of mentally unstable.

even now, years later it still bothers me, and I just wish I could get inside her head to understand this.

How old are you?

anyone?

You don't.

t. 10yearfag

Six years, jesus anon, you're in pretty deep. Basically if I was tech savy I'd tell you how to get your IP banned by the site so you can no longer get on, but I'm not tech savy.

The only thing I can think of is replacing 4chan with something else. 4chan is so addicting because other people use it, giving a sense of community. This isn't always a bad thing, with the exception of pol, r9k, and b, I feel like most of the other boards are healthy. Either way, if you frequent those said boards, continue.

Replace this cyber community with a real life community. Whether it's a club, class, cult or whatever, it will be good in terms of cutting 4chan out.

The thing is, you have to be deeply involved in this, or else the 4chan withdrawl will come in full force.

I am one year deep into my 4chan experience, and I already see the toxicity of the said boards, but I will stay for productive boards like mu. Hopefully I can quit out on the bad boards and focus on the good.

10 years in and former basement dweller reporting in. you don't, you grow up and have priorities but you still manage to parade as a NEET/neckbeard on the weekends.

Nope, the obvious answer is keep fucking the person.
Or......are you in love, OP?

>>17386174
If you want to do a decent thing you contact the partner and tell them and apologize since you didn't know any better.

If you want to do the selfish thing you continue fucking and not giving a shit.

If you do the "normal" thing, you bury your head in the sand about the person who's engaged with a lame copout reason as that it's none of your business and either break it off or continue it.

>>17386191
This

Part 2:

I have had a oneitis with this girl over the last 2 years. We use to go on dates, but she would ramble on about some loser she was in love with so I peaced out and started "seeing" another girl. A few weeks later she revealed to me that she was into me. Her and I remained friends over the years. We have hooked up over the years as well. Over this time I have always had feelings for her. A few months back she brought up about dating. I was ecstatic over this as I really had feelings for her. We were suppose to go on an official "date" but she called everything off completely saying that "she didn't want to ruin what we had going." She even brought up that she clearly finds me very attractive she just doesn't want to ruin what we have going. A few times when we would hang out I would drunkenly ask her about dating again, and she would tell me the same thing (and sometimes hook up). I have gone on dates and hooked up with other (better looking) girls but I always have feelings for her. She'll always post shit on social media outlets like "Wow when will I have a boyfriend" and "I'm tired of being alone" and it makes me feel like absoulte shit. Here I am basically saying "Hey let's do this" and you shut me down. Maybe if I was better looking it would work out who knows.

Part 3:

I can honestly say I don't really have any friends. I have people that I know that will come up and talk to me if we run into each other when out, but never really do anything together. I think my very shitty and boring personaility puts people off. Like it seems like people will ask me to hang then after that I never hear from them again. I fucking hate it. Am I really that bad of a person?

>I can honestly say I fucking hate myself. Although I might not have a lot going for me socially I have a bright future ahead of me (starting grad school in the fall) and am talented at music related things.
>I know that my 100s of Tinder matches and random girls flirting with me should say otherwise but I don't believe it.
Go fuck yourself, you humblebraging motherfucker.

Get a qtπ dude. Chances are low

Pretty good odds, to be honest.

>>17386146
>>17386152
???

Which is it.

Every nerd chick on twitter I meet turns out to be fucking married with two kids, and a husband that looks like a whiter Anthony Burch. They swoon over my selfies and I dunno if it's a green light to go into the DMs or what.

They're also frequently from rural towns, for whatever that's worth.

her army dad is going to fuck you in the butt

I also know that girls are still really immature at that age.

A 23 is very unlikely to have enough in common with a 17 year old to have a successful relationship.

Masturbating before always help, don't know about the meat though.
Also, there are some condoms that help you with that.
The last alternative would be go to the doctor, but that's for extreme cases.
What you can do now is, after you finished, finish her off with your mouth/fingers. You could also think about the possibility of buying some toys.

Why is it your fault and not your exes? She lied to you instead of communicating.

Who cares, unzip it and dip it as long as it was fun

>$11 a month
Just suck a dick once a month for $11

>>17386047
Start drawing and git gud, you can easily make 20 in 6 hours

>>17386110
I'm good at drawing. Maybe I should invest on a drawing tablet.

>>17386008
its fine
id slam ur ass senpai no homo

>>17386023
Thanks for the feedback

You look great, and if you look worse after shaving then definitely don't shave.

What the fuck is that wall of text

Cont...
Well, this last time, when I broke it off was the worst and I believe the last. I told him I didn't feel the same way about him anymore. That's what started it, he went on and on about how he wanted us to be together and how much he loved me. He pulled out every card he had, all that we've been through together, the first time he told me he loved me, our first date and kiss and dance. His last card was that he was saving money for a ring that he'd picked out. I was solid and still said no as much as it hurt to tell him. I cried the entire conversation, I knew what was going to happen. As soon as i apologized for all that he had gone though and said that I no longer wanted to be together, his tune changed. he asked me if i broke it off and knew what the consequences would be. I said yes. and he said I never want to hear from you again, don't text, don't call, email, and he never wants to see me again. I know he's hurt and I know he's right. But right now, I'm feeling like I can't live with out him, I'm going out of my mind. I know I'm confusing but I love him so much and I just want to be with him but I know I can't now and I'm having a hard time dealing with this. I have no friends, I work at a drug store, and I live in the middle of bfe. I feel so alone right now and I'm struggling to keep my composure. I wish we could be together but I want to have a future and a career as well.

I'm sorry, I know it's all over the place.

Box dye is cheap as fuck, why do you have to be such a tight ass about this? If all you want to do is touch up roots, get a kit just for touching up roots

>>17385937
My hair is currently buzzed, it was literally dyed by my friend wiping her gloves on my scalp.

10 euros per box is a sizeable expense when I only need spoonfuls at a time, every few weeks.

Do they sell root kits at a regular grocery store? I can't recall seeing something with the definition.

>>17385933

I'm curious about the answer to this myself OP.

I suspect mixing just a bit at a time is fine. Telling you to throw everything out is the company's way of getting you to spend more money buying a fresh box every time you need to dye your hair.

>>17385926
is this 'voice' a bunch of rapid strong thoughts or do u literally hear it senpai

Just relax. Try to understand yourself.

A bit of both, but more strong rapid thoughts than anything.