Hey adv, what is this animal?
>>17384665
otter
>>17384669
I thought its an otter too, but its not, look closer
Muskrat I think.
Hello,
So my girlfriend and I (both 18) have recently started having doing sexual stuff (we've not been dating long) and one thing is really bothering me.
Whenever I try to pleasure her, through fingering etc she moans and loves it but never climaxes even when doing it for ages. However she's on B12 supplement injections and I've looked online and it's said to make females resistant to climax much more. I feel terrible because I can't get her off and it's frustrating as hell.
Should I mention it to her? I don't want to make her feel like it's her fault but I want to make it known that it could be why. She's also ridiculously tight. I can only fit one finger in. I'm not the most well hung, but I'm so nervous for actual intercourse because it will definitely hurt her so fucking much (virgin of course).
Help me /adv/
Lube + patience + time
Have fun, be compassionate, don't stress
>>17384672
I have mild, mild dyspraxia, so my coordination is pretty bad and i easily lose motion when I do it. I'm hopeless pretty much. I find it kind of insulting. I shouldn't be bitter I know, but I am.
Alright listen up.
I've had this conversation with my SO a million times.
Some ladies just cant climax or its incredibly difficult to. There's nothing you can do about it. HOWEVER that doesn't mean that sex and sexual stuff isnt awesome. That doesn't mean that you aren't doing a good job.
I want to get a tattoo, but have it so it is useful. Getting a map as a tattoo seems useful if you get lost/ no phone. What would be useful tattoos? +Points if it is cool.
>>17384628
Sigils
>>17384645
Fucking idiot
Hello /adv/
2days ago i had unprotected sex with my girlfriend (didn't came inside her) today again but a few minutes after she took the Morning after pil. 24 myabe 25 hours after the first time happened.
Does anyone know if shecan still get pregnant or should we stop being worried?
thanks
>>17384610
Justin?
>>17384610
>>17384626
No its Kevin!
Op: dont fuck if you dont know anything about biology. People linke you are ruining society with children you cant affort.
I'm male 32 and looking to improve my tinder profile.
>Normal weight, could gain muscle, always been skinny (put on 10 kilos last 18 months, weigh the most I've ever weighed)
>Not tall, but tall enough that I don't feel it's a problem
>Rare racial mix, so I somewhat stand out
>Considered good looking by a lot of people, but probably only a 6-7/10 if you ask /soc
>Look younger than I am, as late as December last year I was asked for ID when buying wine (drinking limit is 18 here)
My problem is that people in my circle of friends don't really post/tag pictures like they used to ten years ago, so my best online pictures are 6-10 years old.
I know there are ways around so you can upload new images to tinder, but my phone runs an old OS, so I can't update the app. My only option is to use images from my Facebook albums. I'm not really sure I want to ask anyone to take new pictures of me, so I'm stuck with the few I got from recent years.
In terms of appearance, I'm more satisfied with my body now than I've been most years in adulthood, and although I've got a quite long beard (which might come off, idk, a lot of women tend to like beards where I'm from), my face hasn't changed all that much. Obviously I look less boyish than I did ten years ago.
My question, would people consider it cheating to use 8 year old pictures of themselves, if the person in question is relatively good looking (not like I've gone from average to fat, or gone horribly wrinkled - my skin is actually quite smooth and soft, and I can easily pull off telling people I'm at least four years younger than I am - which I won't.)
What do you think, anon? I need to be using better pictures - and not selfies for obvious reasons.
Pic somewhat related. It's a self portrait by a dude who to some extent inspired my beard.
>>17384608
My only thoughts here are that
1. You don't want to mislead a woman by an outdated picture.
2. If you're happiest with your body as it is now, it might be better to use your current self as a photo. It may be worth it to get photos taken again.
>>17384608
Your 32 .. buy a new phone man ...
>>17384616
Yeah, but as I said, I don't want to ask people to post pictures of me, as it's incredibly vain and most of my friends are intellectuals and more concerned with posting about politics, literature and arts.
'Hey master degree in religious studies anon, why don't you take a picture of me for the ladies, and post it online?'
'No, grow up.'
Hey /adv/ I'm in a bit of a pickle.
I'm 18 years old and work at a pizza place part-time making the food until I start getting responses from universities but I will continue working there because i get along with everyone, even my bosses are incredibly chill.
Recently a new girl started working at the pizza place. I saw her briefly once when I was getting some food (I get a 50% discount when im not working). She seemed quite cute (possibly because I just have a thing for asians). Today ill be working with her and Id like to get to know her.I was going to smoke a joint after my shift with my boss who is also a friend of mine so now I'm thinking I could ask her if she wanted to join us. Do you think that would be appropriate?
Another question would be "how do I even find out if she is weed friendly"? should I straight up ask her or just try to small talk and then jokingly ask?
And finally how do you see dating a co-worker? I only work there twice a week so there is little chance of running into one another due to the way the shifts are distributed.
pic unrelated
Thanks for reading, I'd really like some help.
>>17384581
Bad idea. If the relationship goes south you'll complain about each other even when the other isn't around. That'll also create more work for your bosses because they won't want to schedule you together.
If you end up dating, find someplace else to work or ask her to.
>>17384581
Don't be desperate to date man. If shit clicks it clicks.
>>17384581
DONT
SHIT
WHERE
YOU
EAT
I turned 29 last month and am still a virgin. I only have one year left to go, but I have a lot of questions.
How will I get my robes and hat? Is there a representative or group?
How will the magic power manifest? Will I have a choice in what kind of wizard I become?
Similarly will I have a choice between casting with a staff, wand or just hand motions?
These are important questions /adv/ and I want to be prepared.
The secret is an hero. In the next dimension kara points will be count. The whole point of religion is abstaining from fun to be rewarded in the next life, and the joke of course is that anyone would have committed seppuku. In all actuality there may be a ritual idk, in all seriousness.
>>17384579
I don't want to an hero. Life is going pretty good.
Another question though. Where can I find a nice blank tome for my spell book?
>>17384591
In the afterlife moron.
What do when the pussy stinks? I really like going down on my girl cause it makes her happy but sometimes its just so awful
pic related
She should see a doctor if the smell is very offensive.
>>17384538
i think this might be the best option desu cause its not exactly pleasant even when its straight after she's showered
>>17384538
is there a way to suggest it without making her mad
Guys I need some advice on what to do in my current situation. I'm a teacher in a very niched area within art and I got tenure at the school I work at. In recent years the amount of jobs within my field have more or less disappeared and only 3 other more prestigious school exist when I live (capital city of my country) but have rarely open positions. I applied to one of them this year and even with 12 years of experience I didn't even get to go on to a interview (because of over a 100 desperate applicants and their high level of expertise). So finding my subject again is out of the question.
I got offered a job at another school teaching in a different subject (I got two degrees) which I like but don't enjoy as much as art. They don't have an art program at this school (they discontinued it because it was so fail). They offered me lots more money and better hours, so I decided to take it. My old school just made me a counter offer with slightly less money (but more than I have now). I have to decide before Monday.
Old job
> I get to teach the subject of my dreams
> Horrible co-worker and no support
> High stress levels and many extra hours
> Bad environment and location
New job
> Boring subject
> Better hours, longer vacation and slightly better pay
> Unknown co-workers
> Good location
> Newly opened school that might not have a long future ahead
It just hit me and I got really depressed knowing I will never teach my best/favourite subjects if I leave. But my horrible co-workers make me want to go postal at work.
Feel free to vent your own problems in the workplace. I know a lot of people experience the similar problems.
I spent six years to attain a bachelors and masters in a field I find little interest in. It does open doors for me and I would have plenty of money to spend, provided I get hired haha.
I say go for the other job with less stress, more money. My passion is in my hobby but it doesn't pay the bills nor secure my future. Our jobs dont define us. We have another 8 hours in the day or less to spend our time and freedom. Lets not have our jobs take that away.
>>17384710
Thanks for the comforting words. The new job seems like the most logical choice right now. I will definetly keep my art as a hobby and not let it go. It's just really sad that a big part of my carrier and education just vanishes. But being able to work with something you are really passionate about makes a big difference.
Can I ask what your hobby is anon?
>>17384742
My hobby are certain martial arts.
What is your niche art?
I am addicted to the web. How to cure my internet addiction?
>>17384483
Get rid of the internet.
>>17384494
This. It's not rocket science
>>17384494
>>17384498
But I need it for other important stuff related to my studies
How the fuck do you deal with being a bastard son?
>Mom I don't know if Dad is my real Dad (looks nothing like me
>That's ridiculous! There's a 99% chance he's your real father!
She won't ever want to confront that 1% and I'm almost positive he's not my real dad. I'm torn up and I feel horrible.
>>17384466
Also as soon as I try to confront it, my dad goes "Son you're making your mother upset" to try to shut me up, aka before he starts yelling
I fucking hate this.
Is name of the farther written on your birth certificate the same name as your farther?
>>17384468
what ways do you look/sound similar and what ways different?
Hey /adv/,
Disclaimer: Not US citizen, I'm from EU.
I've been unemployed for about 6 months now and employment services got me on a program, where I am teaching after-school classes of journalism. I'm an ex journalist and now I'm stuck with a bunch of 11-14 year old kids learning "journalism". I'm doing it for about three months now (have 6 to go) and I have to say its great fun. Much greater then I expected.
In one of my classes is this kid, lets call him Mike. Shy, rather chubby guy.
Now important thing about this whole picture is - i was bullied and molested in elementary school. It was rather hardcore, I was on the lowest rung and have barely fought my way throught. I've been checking this Mike kid for a while now. Rather smart, but very reclusive. I have to say thought, that my alarms vent off a bit even during forst hours. Kid just had a "vibe" to him.
Now maybe its me being ex reporter, maybe the fact I was abused. I've started noticing things. Kid was being bullied. One day we had journalism class and kid had this dictaphone he loved and he said he lost it. I probed him a bit and he almost cracked. I saw it. But did not want to push further. After a few weeks it became clear there are three kids in his class that are his tormentors. It's funny how teachers are looking away from this. And kids themselves also have grat sixth sense when authority is around. it's funny really, maybe it also helps a bit that i am part-time teacher and a smoker and do not fit into "authority" group. So one day I've been smoking away from school ground, but still within sight of it. (other teachers do not approve but thats not rally my problem now) I saw Mike being held down behind a tree in courtyard and a third kid putting dirt onto his hair and over his face. They've performed this and then there was end of break and everything vent on normally.
I've talked about this with one young teacher and she suggested I should "inspire kid to do what he does best" (jornalism? lol) and school councelor said she can't do anything if the kid does not get to visit her.
I'd like to get him out of this shit, but I wonder If I can do anything. I have to admit its pretty hard to watch this undertake in front of me.
If you guys have any advice I'd much appreciate it.
thanks
Lurking, keep it up i'm thinking about it. Country?
>>17384446
Slovenia. We have like really traditional school system (don't rock the boat). I was wondering if I could offer any for of support to strenghten the kid. I know he only has a mum and they are nto well off. I dunno guys ...
How can I become asexual? Apart from chopping off my dick.
>>17384402
Feel love's betrayal.
>>17384403
That's the reason why I wanna become asexual, but how would I go about actually achieving it?
Become a schizoid OP https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schizoid_personality_disorder#Schizoid_sexuality
so i've been micromanaged my whole life by my mom and dad. i've only started to get more independent in my recent years.
this pisses my mom off a lot (dad is out of the picture now) so she thinks i'm mis-behaving for not doing everything she says anymore, which includes: what kind of friends i make, who i date, how often i exercise/go outside (she wants me to do less), what i eat, how i spend the money i've earned, etc.
she's always discouraged me from being independent from her (while hypocritically saying she wants me to be independent)... but my "rebelling" have taught me things she's shamed me into not learning like using a credit card, how to work the ATM, how to socialize with other people, getting my license, etc. meanwhile, my sister who is still under her rule is completely dependent on my mom and doesn't know how to do anything herself and is too afraid to try.... and my mom likes it this way. (though she will still berate her for being clueless)
so my mom and i have been arguing a lot more; mostly with her trying to regain control of me by trying to prove i'm doing everything wrong and shaming/guilt-tripping me.
i'm moving out soon and been thinking of cutting her out entirely. is this harsh? will she ever improve?
choose what you value the most: your mother's feelings or your freedom. that's it
also women change even less than men, expecially when they're older, don't bet on it.
>>17384360
Don't cut her out, moving out of the house will give you a lot of independence and freedom as it is. If your mum continues to try to micromanage your life after you move i would explain to her that you are an adult and can make your own decisions and can come to her when you want her advice. She will probably be upset but understand a lot of this is her realisation that you are no longer a child and she cant dictate your every move. If she loves you, which obviously she does, she will come around when she see's you living your life independently.
Just remember to assert yourself.
>>17384377
thanks that's depressing but i'll keep that in mind
>>17384378
the problem is i'm 24, and my sister is 23, and she is still trying to wrangle me back into treating me like a child...
i'm just afraid that when i have a kid, she'll try to micromanage me again about how to be a mom or something. or if i decide to get a car, she'll criticise what i chose to drive, etc... basically any decision i make without her permission/guidance will make her unhappy.
she's already unhappy that i found a nice place to live and thinks i'm going to fuck up the neighbors somehow...
alright. so I have a very weird thing going on. I got some sort of ptsd after reading the hentai "Uprising Zenpen". Now, it would be normal to someone new to the whole hentai/porn/whatev world to be shocked by it...but I've saw far worse than that like irl heavy gore and hentai far darker than that in both plot and drawings like the one where a guy throws a baby in a blender etc.
But that one remained stuck in my head for whatever reason. What puzzles me is that I'm sure that it's not the mind break or anything like that that bothers me. It's just a splinter in my thoughts.
Any suggestions on what could be the cause?
Art can traumatize you, bro. Regardless, it's your attitude that counts. The reason a baby being thrown in a blender sticks out in your head is because
I'm done responding to sperglords.
>>17384361
Nonono you got it wrong it's not the baby thrown in the blender the problem. that doesn't bother me, it was in a different manga "mai chan's daily life or something".
It's just this one in particular that bothers me, considering that I saw far worse it really puzzles me why.
hey sperglords are people too
>>17384369
you got your fucking money's worth