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Texting advice thread 2016-07-24 03:13:26 Post No.17386538
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>qt3.14: why are you not studying at an Ivy league?
>me: not all stories have a happy ending I suppose
>her: I mean it though, you shouldn't be here.
I have thought of two things that I want to reply with:
1. Lucky for you though. You got to meet me.
2. Lucky for me - I got to meet you.
Which one is better? i want to send the hint i'm into her, but the latter sounds too sensitive. The former however is cocky and kind of in-line with what she has come to expect from me. Also it sends a decent message of interest I think. Or maybe not. I'm incompetent at texting girls I legitimately feel attracted to. Which one should I send?
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Neither
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neither.
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Very helpful. Do you have any other suggestions? [spoiler]killing myself is already on my to-do list[/spoiler]
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Never been drunk before 2016-07-24 03:03:05 Post No.17386518
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Thinking I'll do it at rush this semester, how do I make sure I don't spill spaghetti or just say anything stupid in general
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Getting drunk intentionally is not a very good idea. But don't worry, you won't say anything stupid if you aren't stupid already.
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>>17386526
Is staying with one of the fraternity brothers overnight a good way to earn brownie points with them or will I just be a burden on them
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OP I had this exact delima about a year ago, here are some general tips and pointers.
- Eat a heavy meal before drinking
- Understand the drink conversions 1 beer = 1 shot
- You metabolize about 1 drink an hour so if you have 3 drinks over 3 hours you won't be drunk.
- Start off slow
- I would stop around 5 or 6 drinks for your first time, stop sooner if you feel like you are getting too drunk.
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I've really wanted to kill my own father since I was 7 years old. I think that was about the first time I wanted to stab him in the throat. I'm 25 now and suffice to say, I only want to kill him even more.
My father's not a nice person. He used to beat my mother and all my brothers and sister. He used to beat me. He's an extremely mentally abusive person. He's a loser in life, the kind of person who loves to tell other people what they can't do, but never encourages you to do anything.
I've really, really just hoped he would drop dead sometime between me being a teenager and being 20, so I could just inherit all his money and forget about him. In fact, at this point I don't even want to inherit his money. I just really want to fucking kill him. My brother has tried to kill him before, this happened when I was thirteen years old. He bashed my father over the head with a brick and started kicking him in the teeth with steel toed boots. My sister dialed 911 on him, and I think that's why my brother stopped: he realized it was better to be charged with assault than murder. My father got several teeth replaced and for some reason, keeps on living.
I think the only way I can define this is as intrusive thoughts. No one ever calls me an angry person. No one ever calls me an edgy person. I've never assaulted everyone. However, if I said to you I hadn't been dreaming of bashing my father's skull to pieces and watching his brain splatter all over the kitchen floor where I remember him beating me all the time as a kid, every day for as long as I can remember, I'd be full on lying.
I really, really want to kill him. But at the same time, I know it would be better to just forget about him and let him die a lonely old man, never involve myself in something so stupid.
Basically, how do you stop wanting to murder someone?
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>how do you stop wanting to murder someone?
what are some of your first guesses?
I also assume you aren't going to murder him, since you're leaving a digital trail like this.
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>>17386513 (OP)
>Basically, how do you stop wanting to murder someone?
Projecting lad, start boxing.
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Hey friend, your father had borderline personality disorder, coming o to psychopathy.
Now you are starting to develop the same disorder. Good luck
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1. What is love?
2. What does it mean to be a good parent?
3. How have you made peace with the fact that when your body dies you will most likely cease to exist?
4. Which of your life goals are things that you actually want rather than things you have been told you should want?
5. What things in life are actually worthwhile spending time on?
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1.
Don't know
2.
Someone who prepares their kids to the future and makes sure they are as decent as they can be
3.
I always wanted to die; i always had this curiosity of knowing what it is to not be, as impossible as it is
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My only life goal is to be happy
5.
Things that make you happy
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1. Baby don't hurt me
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>>17386486
1 wanting whats best for someone and not yourself
2 to not have kids, look at this shitty world
3 ignore it, do drugs
4 I have literally no goals. call me a fedora but ive freed myself from caring what others think of me, my only goal in to enjoy my time here and so far its not working
5 good people. good food. good sex. good drugs.
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How hard is it to become a doctor?
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How academically smart are you?
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>>17386459
Pretty good, my school grades are solid
Also here's the kicker - I'm 25 years old and I have a degree in philosophy.
There are medical degrees here in the UK for existing graduates, and you DON'T need to come from a stem subject.
Just wondering how hard the process of becoming a doctor is.
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>>17386457
>Get into med school
Takes good GPA (3.5 and up), good MCAT scores, LORs, good essay, medical experience, volunteering, and things that make you stand out (hobbies, awards, etc)
Then you need to nail the interview
>med school
4 years of med school. I'd imagine the material is not difficult. You just need to take in a shitload of info and piece it together. Med school isn't cheap either. You'll most likely finish with debt
Then you need to do residency and specialise, which I've heard can be strenuous, and you aren't getting paid top dollar yet
And you're competing with top tier students throughout the entire process. But with hard work, you can do it.
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I'm an alcoholic. I get insanely drunk to the point where I lose money, injure my body, and do crazy shit like smoke crack.
Idk what to do anymore. I don't -really- want to do it in the grand scheme of things. Drinking just doesn't align with my goals and sets me back in a number of ways. But, then again, a part of me does want to do it, simply because I greatly enjoy the feeling, despite the repercussions.
It's getting old. But sometimes it's like somebody else is controlling my body and before I know it I'm back at the liquor store. If you're an addict I expect you to identify with that statement, otherwise you probably won't understand.
I've been to rehabs, sober livings, a bazillion AA meetings, I've worked the steps numerous times, tried SMART, blah blah blah etc. Nothing stuck.
I think the main thing is I'm incredibly lonely. As sad as it sounds, I can get drunk and get on CSGO and talk shit with other stanklords and it feels like I have something of a friend, or a buddy at least. Sober, nah not so much. Can't do it. Too nervous, too autistic.
But fuck all that. I don't want to use it as a crutch, or have it be the one good thing in my life that's actually bad.
Idk. Feeling lost. Hoping for some insight or tips.
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Are you just an alcoholic, or a general addict?
If you're the latter, like I am, then just find a different thing to abuse. Preferably one that generally has a positive outcome to it's abuse (at least in comparison). I used to slam about a fifth a day of liquor before I started messing around with hydros and have since stopped drinking entirely. I usually only pop about 20mg to get a decent high going so I'm actually doing my renal system a big favor.
If you're just an alcoholic, then you have to WANT to quit. Get a sponsor from AA, keep going to the meetings, go live in a dry county.
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>>17386370
general addict. I've run the gamut with drugs, you name it I've tried it and did too much. Esp stimulants. I don't do that shit anymore though
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In a similar boat, anon. I was 4 months sober before a relapse in April that's led to a continuous binge til now. AA is hit or miss, but I've taken a few nuggets of wisdom out of meetings. It's really hard for people of mild intelligence or ego to buy into the higher power/no control over alcohol gibberish. At the heart of it, regardless of your childhood, genetics, or anything like that, you're an addict and you're sick. It's a sickness that convinces you into staying sick. That's the part of you that still wants to do it. The social aspect is a big trigger in my relapses and sounds like yours too. I ain't got an answer for you. Honestly, kinda drunk. But really, the whole "hitting bottom" thing doesn't ring true. After hitting my bottom that included a night that could've easily landed me in jail, I still haven't learned and gotten into the same old habits. I'm sure you've probably heard all of this shit before, but man, you gotta stay constantly busy to stay sober. And it's not just a matter of finding and indulging hobbies. Gotta search for shit outta life. I dunno. Sorry anon.
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I feel bad every day. I started university about half a year ago and I felt so lonely and depressed every single day. It's like I was a ghost to everyone, and I couldn't talk to anyone.
I know it's my fault for not trying to initiate anything, but I just felt genuinely bad. My parents pushed me into studying and I don't even know if I like the subject or ready to study.
I'm only 19 years old, not many friends, virgin and no past girlfriends. As you can tell i just feel so unsatisfied with life right now.
All I have is a group of friends that I talk with from time to time, but even there I feel bored. It's like I'm lost and can't return, I don't even know what interests myself.
I live with a constant feeling of a cloud that's blocking my mind, making me think unclear and slow, and a general foggy feeling that just sticks with me.
I'm going soon to a psychiatrist and I hope maybe I can get something that will elevate me a bit. But I know the real change should be to my lifestyle, but I'm just so uninterested in going out with friends, I don't even know what I'm wishing for in life.
Please help me get back on track, I will read messages tomorrow and try to get some sleep now. Thanks for reading, I really appreciate that.
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>>17386351
>I will read messages tomorrow and try to get some sleep now
That's not how threads work. Don't make a thread and abandon it, no one's going to bother posting (not that your mundane problem will attract many posters to begin with)
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>>17386391
I see. I'll try that again tomorrow when i'm active
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The fog and unclear thinking sounds like depression. Good nutrition, engaging activities, and intense exercise can counter this.
I can think of times that my adrenaline got going, like when I flipped my bike, and the cloud just lifted. The pain wasn't pleasant, but the jolt to my brain was uplifting. Things that I had been very unsure and confused about became very clear, including emotions.
I think intense cardiovascular exercise can give you adrenaline rushes. Rollercoasters and sex can also do it. I wouldn't recommend coke or anything.
About where you are socially, I want you to understand that it's very normal. It is difficult, sure! Most people probably deal with these things one or two at a time, but there are times in our lives when the problems just pile up. You mentioned a lack of success with women, being pushed into studying, and a total hesitance to socialize due to pessimism and/or low self-esteem. These are normal but very difficult things, and they can get people down.
However, none of these things last forever. They all pass eventually. You can get into a support group, group therapy, or talk therapy for depression.
>Am I too far gone?
No. Too far gone is 50 with severe bipolar in a year long unsuccessfully treated episode with total hopelessness and a closed mind. People have come back from that as well with proper treatment. You're a 19 year old kid in a depressive episode. Seeking treatment is a good idea, because a depressive episode is said to last from three months to...forever. (The average is like three to nine months.) The quality of your treatment and connection to your therapist (if you want one) is going to matter a lot!
Small note, worrying about being a virgin is not going to solve it. Guess what happened before women started liking me? They started saying (because they were 16 and virginity was a topic), "You don't seem like a virgin!" They weren't saying I was particularly attractive, but that I had confidence speaking to them.
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My brother is getting into a girl, and this same girl is clearly interested in me. what do? i dont want to tell this girl to fuck off but she is always messaging me on skype, and tries talking to me whenever she sees me.
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She has enough holes for you and your brother
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>>17386331
Do you have a good relationship with your brother. Tell him immediately what's going on if you do. If you do not care about him, then pursue her.
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Sup people of /adv/,
while I now that the "tfw no qt3.14" folks on here won't give me sound advice, I still turn to you lads with a question that has long since bugged me. For starters I wanna give you sort of background knowledge, so you can understand my situation
>be me, 26 y/o faggot
>always been the skeleton, the weird guy in high school
>eventually score the first gf, 4 years
>things go badly, but for some reason I quickly find another girl for 2 years
>things to badly again due to certain circumstances like me moving out of town for university
>during this time I meet loads of girls, some to fuck and some to date
>eventually fuck up with one particular girl I really dug
>continued on this path until I met my now GF
>sweet, loving, caring and really attached
>sometimes too attached, making me feel the 5 years difference between us
>when I met her she was tall and thin, with a real cute face
>now she sort of got bigger, not chubby at all but her body type makes her hips really fucking broad, to the point where I find it difficult to feel attracted
While most of the other girls were short and skinny, she is sort of the opposite. Not chubby at all, but still. I lost attraction somehow; She still is the most awesome girl I know and I still love her. But things get out of hand. I've always loved looking (if you know what I mean) at girls. and while I still love my gf I sometimes wish she would be... thinner. Like, imagine a 6'2 tall girl with a huge waist.
So, what should I do? Any advice to this? Feel free to ask questions if things are unclear. It's like 4 am over here and I'm tired/ slightly drunk.
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I had a friend with the same problem. Just go over it with her, and if it goes so bad that you feel like not even having sex with her, at all, just go tell her that you cant do it. Tell her the straight up truth, and if shit fucks up say that you want to be friends. No use being in a relationship if you dont feel phyiscally attracted to her.
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The problem is that I already don't feel like having sex with her. Like, sometimes I feel horny and want to bang her against the wall, but generally I can't be arsed to fuck.
Then again, I remember that when I fucked other girls I sometimes couldn't be arsed to fuck even if they were hot as fuck. I dunno man, I just dunno. There are some things that turn me off about her, and one of the things is her thick upper legs (english ain't my mother language but I guess you know what I mean).
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>>17386333
Google translate is your friend, mate. The solution is still communcation, and when it becomes a /real/ problem - give her a ultimatum.
I just pulled a tick off of myself and flushed it down the toilet like an idiot. Now I can't get it tested to see if I may have gotten Lyme from it. I've looked around here online and identified it as a deer tick. I don't know if I should go to a doctor or not and the internet isn't really being helpful now.
Wut do?
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go see the doctor, 20 bucks is worth the not-lyme disease
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>>17386299
Yeah, I don't know why I asked. That's obviously the thing to do. Thanks; I was kinda freaking out.
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>>17386295
if you get anything like pic related, then I would treat you
If not, I would still probably treat you since I don't want to risk you actually having Lyme Disease by trusting your fucking tick-identifying skills, unless you're some kind of tick expert
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Anyone psychosomatic? I'm starting to feel like I am. I'm extremely depressed and i'm going in for an MRI which i'm starting to feel might come up clean....The problem is theres all these tiny extremely rare diseases and disorders that doctors fail to diagnose and almost never will diagnose, so at what point do I just drop it and say i'm psychosomatic? (not to be confused with hypchondria) These symptoms I get are extremely debilitating and i've lost jobs because of it.
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Post your symptoms? Do you have any?
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>>17386287
Constant dizzy/double vision
snowy like vision (kind of like constant tv static on solid colors)
Tired no matter what, can sleep all day.
tight jaw
tense neck
Poor concentration
Poor memory
Difficulty thinking of the correct word to say
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>>17386294
oh and
One of my eyes has been red, like bloodshot red for over a month and it doesn't hurt or itch, and i've had weird floaters and i've been really sensitive to light.
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>Pic related
It's been two days
Do I have a problem?
I used to be a herave game addict and got better then became a internet addict then got better now I am a video game addict again
You know when you really look into it, half of the people in the game are alcoholics, it's pretty obvious the game is just a way to escape reality but I just.. i don't know...
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So, you're into racing games or...
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>>17386260
Well shit
My bad bro
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>>17386269
You know this was not an accident
I totally meant to do that
It made sense in my head
I think if I'm going to be any kind of addict I better eb an Inernet addict because this Video game really fried my brain.............ohh lord jesus............holy fuck.....I did this all day for 3 years straight
How the fuck do I not have brain damage?
Hey, I am a 20 y/o student from Sweden.
I love my girlfriend more than anything in the world, I've been planning to marry her and live out life. Not just because it feels good to be in love but because we work really good together. My problem is that I am overly sexual, been ever since I was 12-13 and I started fapping. I dont fap 13 times a day like when I was younger, but way more than the norm. But, my girlfriend, on the other hand, is almost asexual. Ever since the newly in love feeling went away she stopped caring about sex almost completely. I cant really live without it, I love being with her and so but whenever we have sex it almost feels forced on her side. She even used to give me daily bjs t ocalm it or whatever. But it just isnt enough, it just ends with me fapping just as much as usual and not even being sexually interested in her. What the fuck do I do in this kind of a situation? Ive been in several short relationships but this is the first one that has been longer than a year. Please fucking help me
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Talk to her, express how you feel.
If she loves like you love her, she'll understand.
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And to clarify, Ive obviously talked alot about it with her. We have good communication and everything and Ive mentioned how its a huge problem for me. We've been through so much so its not that she doesnt care, at least she should be caring about me.
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Yeah Ive done that, and then she like 'shapes up' for like a week. Then she starts forgetting about it, again. And every time I bring it up she gets emotional so I have to go through her crying in an hour just because I need to bring something up. Thats how we've done shit for all time, it works when you need to go through emotional shit but its bs to do now. I cant do it every single week, it'd make her a wreck if not anything else.
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I am the janitor in a building with ten apartments.
I was out at a club tonight.
One of the tenants wants to fuck.
She has a boyfriend.
They have an open relationship.
Do I proceed?
She's cute enough, but not in the same ballpark as the women I'm used to, but I'm on the longest dry spell I've even been on.
Shit.
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>>17386246
She's fat isn't she?
I don't know bro. Go for it, just turn her around and close your eyes.
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>>17386255
She's petite
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>>17386271
Then what the fuck is the problem?
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Hello, I am having an internal struggle that I would like advice with. I have only been with the girl I am with now. She is over 200 pounds, but I found her attractive (if she lost weight she would be my 10/10).
My question is if I should be letting her weight bother me. As I have said in the past I have not been with any other girl. Would going after another skinnier "hotter" looking girl be worth it?
Here is a rundown of how she's like:
Almost a college grad, feminist (not the crazy kind), very helpful when I need someone, really caring, and so far she has been loyal.
We are both also virgins, so I am wondering if her weight can also get in the way of good sex. Another thing that's on my mind is how it makes me look. I'm in good shape and been lifting. Friends all have really attractive girlfriends.
For anybody who has been in this position, is the more comfortable bigger girl something to stick with or do I risk losing her for a thinner girl? Is the grass greener?
Also, I'm not an asshole to her in anyway. These are just questions that are in my mind.
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Ok, it sounds to me that you got a diamond in a rough there.
What you should do is try to change her little by little, since you actually care about her. Try inviting her to do easier exercise first, like walks and shit. Pokemon Go is a way, if you both into that shit.
Try to make her lose some weight, like you're concerned about her health. Don't be radical, or she'll become fatter and bounce on you.
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run if you are not a masochist
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just be honest and say you'd find her perfect if she lost weight and it would be great for her health