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Ok /adv hold me. I was to told to come here for advice, so here i am. I've recently came to a new class, and i found an absolute wife material. She is beautiful, 5'3 (i'm 6'0" btw), likes cooking, has blonde hair, and from the looks of it she isn't stupid either. We've had some interactions between us. We went to a festival with the pack of her friends, and because she is pretty short, i helped her seeing the scene, holding her on my shoulders. I paid for her one day (just an ice cream), and now she invited me to her home for a supper she made herself. I don't think i'm a sperg, and i don't lose my spaghetti that easy either. But i am totally clueless about relationships (kissles, handholdingless, not even speaking about sex). I can see that she is maybe interested in me, but goddamn i don't know what to do. Do i go for the kiss ? Do i wait for some obvious sign (like "kiss me anon" or whatever) Do i just eat as fast as i can and storm out from there ? I also don't want to fuck this up, because if i do this would basically mean a fucked up atmosphere in the class. I know i am quite foolish seeking help on a mongolian fisherman imageboard, but fuck it, you are my last help. Wat do ?
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Give her the dick.
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>>17539339
>Will I ever get laid by being a beta male?
yes it's entirely possible I speak from experience lad. you don't need to rape her to take control. on a side note are you socially awkward?
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>>17539339
You have managed to get an invite to her home, so you are not that bad or she is planning to kill you and harvest your organs for her Dark Lord.
What I'm trying to say is... keep playing the game you have been playing. Do what comes natural. And if you fuck things up... well, let me tell you a secret.
Not going for her can fuck things up too. So you don't have a "quit" option. Make the most of the opportunity!
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What can i do to stop my sister from having power over me?
Like, she has the power to force me to a psychiatrist just to fulfill her craziness.
She says things like "diagnosing" depression symptoms.
1st time, on the day she forced me to the psychiatrist, i ate lunch before it and she said "your appetite is increased too, isnt it?" like diagnosing me, like she had control over me.
Then on my birthday i refused to get her gift, she insisted and i screamed no (purposely. i'm not impulsive.), and she said "oh i only want to give you a gift, why so much AGRESSIVENESS?)
I wonder if she tells her friends that i'm under depression and psicosis and taking meds just to get reputation among her retarded liberal friends.
Playing the "mental health" bitch only to keep me under the status quo of her little bitch, in a tone like she bosses me. I can't choose not go to the psychiatrist, she owns me and the whole family is convinced i gone schizophrenic.
Since when i was a kid she pets and bosses me (shes 14 years older).
Then when i stopped talkin to her (i couldnt stand her anymore and i was feeling 24h stunned and dizzy by what she demanded of me) she started sending "seducing i miss you we love each other so much" messages.
The day she brought me to the psychiatrist was laughable, she started crying to the shrink like a kid acting, the symptoms she had to tell the psychiatrist was that "we were so close, we had a connection, and i stopped talking to her".
The fact is that she is kinda dumb, childish (she cried when i said the homeopathic meds she was taking were bullshit) has "daddy issues" and needy, her emotional weight is all over the place and is all the time doing sad faces (acting) and claiming attention. This has put me in a state of submission to her.
I fucking developed depression for having my assertiveness and ability to claim respect from others completely gelded, i learned to be a passive subhuman and keep it all to myself.
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Since she started going to uni she started using whatever trendy liberal slang and calling me "male bossy chauvinist" for simply my mom preparing me a bread with butter when i was early teen. When i was her bitch/gay-friend she talked to me in such a docile way and like i was hers, like there was no barrier. Then i dared to have any dignity and now she only talks to me like we're enemies in an agressive, arguing way.
The psychiatrist thing, hmm. The "trigger" for forcing me to it was when i slapped my mom one day after i woke up for mocking me to play cool for the maid, but its been some months that ive been feedin hate for her for treating my dementia-going father like shit and mocking him; and for gelding my heterosexuality and parental alienating me (i was very worried on it at the time).
She inculcated in me such a shame for being man and against conservatives, that until recently i couldnt help making strange and angry faces to masculine and grey-headed men.
She made me grow like an effeminate submiss equal-to-girls outcast and made me such a big mental block over sports, she used to say i was too delicate for that, and i fell for it because i could not disappoint her
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Right now my brother is picking on me for keeping my feet dirty (its almost black), he is telling me to shower and asked how long its being like that (to know how long i'm not showering).
I'm afraid he will tell it to the psychiatrist. I'm so fucking afraid of this shit.
This brother is suspectinging i'm schizophrenic, because our oldest sister is schizo and he compares me to her as was intelligent as a child and started to isolate on teens and now he thinks i'm hallucinating.
With the fucking psychiatrist """diagnosis""" (its been almost a whole year already) he got assured of it and now i can't share two words without him freakishly asking me to repeat because he thinks i'm saying meaningless schizo babbling. This is so fucked up. When i think he has forgotten this suspicion of me being schizophrenic he comes up with this and makes me fucking scared again and wanting to kill myself out of fear of being doped or commited to a ward.
He is dumb and started to treat me like a weak baby after the depression and schizophrenia retarded """"""""diagnosis""""".
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Your story reminds me of Billy and Brenda from the show Six Feet Under. Btw if you want anyone to read this you need to shorten it up, no one wants to read an essay.
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How can I tell if a girl is only interested in me for my money?
I try to hide my well-off financial situation to the best of my ability, but I can't think any other reason this girl would be interested in me.
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Why would you think that money is the only thing that she is interested in ? Maybe she really likes you
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>>17539319
I'm a lonely weeb, NEET, obviously virgin. I was completely friendless too till I let my cousin move in with me because he's studying in my city. I met her through him.
All my money is through inherritance, I live off property leases.
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>>17539331
just dont flaunt the money. if she asks what you do, tell her you run a website, online business, remote tech support, or whatever. take plenty of time to feel out her personality and whatnot. if she ever outright asks for money or asks that you spend money on her, give her the boot.
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I burned my hand pretty badly on a hot stove recently and while I'm better and no longer feeling pain I still have a wound that's mainly dry only with occasional puss leaking out, but my question is why do fruit flies keep landing on my wound? They won't leave me alone. I thought fruit flies eat fruit, why are they attracted to my wound?
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How does a grown adult burn their hand on a hot stove? You retards never cease to amaze my ass.
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>>17539284
Tripped and fell while drinking and cooking.
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>>17539286
I still don't understand how you tripped and how your hand got on the stove. Don't you have any coordination whatsoever?
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Got my first desk job. I bring my own laptop in to work. There is a lot of down time, and I've just been scrolling 4chan on my phone without using the wifi.
Is it safe for me to go to time wasting sites from my laptop on the company wifi? As far as I know, we don't have an IT department, but I'm just wondering if they have any way of seeing what I'm doing on my laptop.
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>>17539273
>work as programmer
>visit /b/ on company network
>whocares.bson
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>>17539273
Yes, they can track everything is going on in their network if they wanted too.
Including sites visited, time spend and such sites and how many time you visited every one of them.
It is possible. But is not certain if they are doing it.
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They definitely do.
Let me give you some insight, the people upstairs know that jobs like this have a lot of down time and they are testing you to see how you spend your time. Everything can be recorded to the second so damn straight they know exactly how long you been on 4chan.
Best advice? Read blog websites that have articles versus going on 4chan. You can be fired for this in the future so be warned.
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Need Long Distance Relationship advice
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Hi there. Here's what's happening:
I've been in a LDR with a girl for about 4 years now. Around 3 years straight, then I broke up (the reasons for this are not really important here) and we cut contact for about 2 years. Started talking again and now we're back at it since January 2016. I was was going to travel and meet her on February 2017.
Here's the problem: she's a very anxious and insecure girl, and recently she told me she's met a guy at work she started to feel physically attracted to. This guy asked her out, and even though she refused because of me, all of this has triggered all of her doubts about our future.
She says she's completely sure I'm the one she loves, but also that she's scared of the future, scared of missing opportunities because our relationship may not work out on the long run. Currently her life is kind of a mess because of a lot of stuff, and says she also feels the need to go on dates and do that kind of fun stuff.
Basically, her needs of physical contact appear to be stronger than mine, since I can cope with the distance. She also told me that this wouldn't happen at all if I were there with her. The distance is the main problem here, since it triggers all of her doubts and desires I can't fulfill at the moment.
So she asked me for some time to think. About a month. We decided to not cut contact completely (she didn't want to), but instead text each other only a couple of short texts a week.
Every time she's texted me, she's said she loves and misses me a lot. And that she thinks about me. I do, too, and I can sense she's eager to talk because she texts more than she should. But then why doesn't she just choose me? I'll go and meet her in some months, and it's crystal clear she really loves me and likes me more than any other guy she's met there. We've been through a lot together. I know I can make this work out.
This is killing me.
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Because it takes more than just words thru a screen, it takes physical contact, emotions that can only be expressed by the touch and sound of another. The gaze into one's eye is incomparable to the video-feed of a pixilated image of an eye.
Sure she will be with you in a bit, but for how long? And after that, till then for the next time?
>i had experience in this, except me and my ex were able to see each other a few years later and have something good for a while before i fucked it up for us kek.
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>>17539234
Wait, I'm sorry, so what do you need advice on exactly?
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>Every time she's texted me, she's said she loves and misses me a lot. And that she thinks about me.
She cheated on you. Her giving you the blatant idea that she feels attracted to this guy and feels she is missing out on the whole dating scene should have been a major red flag.
Got my freshers' week coming soon, renowned for the sexual debauchery. Sounds great, except that with the recent Brock Turner stuff, I'm not entirely sure whether it'll even be appropriate for me to have sex unless the girl is 100% sober. Can someone lay down the rules for me in a simple, concise way so I stay on the right side of ethics?
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>>17539179
ethics, especially sexual ones, differ from person to person.
legally you cannot have sex with a girl if she is not sober. legally you cannot even have sex with a girl unless she specifically says 'yes i want to have sex' and even then people still suffer through girls sueing cuz 'I SAID SLOW DOWN BUT HE DIDN'T.'
not saying guys have gone to jail for it, but they've had their lives disrupted.
but if you talk to girls plenty have sex drunk cuz they want to. plenty have sex without saying 'yes, i consent to sex'.
its just life.
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>>17539179
Besides the actual legal definitions of this shit, there isn't a line we can give you. Some girls like you to be more persuasive. Some girls think that unless they hand you a formal greeting card that says "let's have missionary, penetrative sex, in my vagina," then it's rape.
You'll have to feel it out, but don't start humping blacked out girls in alleyways.
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>>17539179
The rules:
Sex bad.
Carpentry good.
You have been educated.
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Can't study
Doing work bring back depression since it is all I did before when I barely had any friends and stuff
Like lonely PTSD triggered by opening my math textbook
Problem is this shit is something i'm really good at and I want to do it
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>>17539160
Been there too. What helped me was to change the location where I tried to study. Go somewhere public like a library or a cafe or something like that. You won't be able to concentrate quite as well, sure, but being among other people (even alone) will distract you if you start to focus on how horrible studying makes you feel. Helped me at least.
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>>17539174
What this guy said
Lock yourself in a study area in a public setting away from computers/distractions and just knock that shit out
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Great advice, my college's library has a quiet study area where no one makes a peep and I'm able to basically zero in on whatever I want to do.
If you can't get into one of these places then a good idea is to go to a public library or cafe like >>17539174 suggested and listening to ambient music. Brian Eno's music for airports album is the absolute best for this I've found, Eno's other ambient works are good as well.
Here's a link to the airport one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWUlLHv7-64
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>26 years old
>gf also 26 years old
>been together for 2 years
>I love her dearly
>only ever slept with one other woman
>we will only be moving in together in 2 years due to work circumstances
>often find myself lusting after other girls, though I never acted upon it
This is kind of scaring me, I'm afraid we'll move in together in 2 years and I end up cheating on her, or just realize she doesn't satisfy me, and I end up dumping her at 29 years old, possibly ruining her life.
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Lusting after other girls is fine but the idea that you are worried you might cheat on her is dangerous.
I suggest seeing a therapist and getting all your thoughts to a trained professional.
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Being scared of the thought of the relationship not working out is normal.
Figuring you may cheat on her is not good. Fantasizing that you might is even worse.
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>>17539117
This is an interesting idea, but in my experience they take a lot of money for very little
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yo /adv/ got myself into a sticky situation need an alibi
so I had 10k to buy books and a laptop for my UNI. I bought the laptop, but the remaining 3k (which is actually the price of the books combined) I spent on something else, and got PDF files of the book (as I was told we dont actually have to buy them) but the thing is, the money was meant for the books.
I need to make the books that I got in PDF look like legit books, as I stated to the person that is snooping, that my books are bought in digital form.
My only actual problem is that they dont go "name of the book + pdf" in google and find out the exact same thing I "paid for".
The currency is DKK in case you were wondering why the price is so high. Any suggestions?
so far I just thought about editing the PDF files so they look different then the ones found on google? Need something more efficient? any clues?
tl;dr was supposed to buy books, didnt, said I bought them in PDF digital form, need to figure out a way to make them look legit bought? any suggestions?
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>>17539104
Who is inquiring about your sources? If it is your debtors and they are intelligent, id est checking the publisher website for a digital download and asking for the digital (eMail) receipts then you're fucked. If it's school personnel, I wouldn't worry unless it's your professors own book. Never pirate the professors book.
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>>17539104
>10k for books and laptop
>I bought the laptop, and the remaining 3k
>the remaining 3k
You spent 7 fucking thousand dollars on a laptop?
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>>17539104
Oh never mind you said DKK.
You spent 1000 fucking dollars on a laptop for school??
Why the fuck do I keep getting snapchats from my friends who are chilling with each other without so much as an invite coming my way?
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Because they're not your friends. They're assholes to you.
Find other friends. How old are you?
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I'm 18, moving out this month to another town for uni actually. Fresh start and everything.
It especially stings because it was directed specifically for me, rather than all contacts - they were trying to get me to brag about the girl I lost my virginity to, which I ignored.
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>>17539197
Yeah obviously they chill together and make fun about you without inviting you but it's nit enough : you have to participate to your own humiliation.
You were smart to ignore them, those poeple act like jerks.
They're not your friend.
Out of curiosity you should aske them why you weren't invited, and hear their shitty excuses.
Enjoy the uni and be careful who you choose for friend there. But there's always soem nice poeple everywhere.
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I'm mid-20's but feel sort of weak and achy. Bending over is a chore. Using my hand strength is uncomfortable (pulling, etc.). My knee joints are fucked as fuck from getting kicked in one, and falling off a motorbike and hitting the other. I feel like a 60 year old man but otherwise I'm completely healthy.
Usually the answer to any health question is 'diet and exercise' but in case what's the special formula for my case?
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>>17539091
You need to see a doctor about this, and likely a physio too. Best case lack of exercise and poor diet. Worst case auto immune disease.
Tldr, go to a doctor
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>>17539103
That's what I keep thinking but my friends / family say "what are you gonna say, I'm tired?". Also I need like 12 hours of sleep a day and I still feel tired all day.
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>>17539103
How long does it take for AIDS to surface, I fucked a hooker once who licked the side of my dick w/o condom
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>diagnosed with stress at age 23
Blood pressure is 160/90 when resting. It's been like this since I was like 16. I have the body of a 50 year old man.
I've been manipulated by my insane mother, kicked out and been homeless, been bullied and ostracised by my peers, been through several additions, and have for the last 3 years lived in a state of existential fatalism with no individual purpose to live.
I hope I can get better soon.
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160/90
Jesus christo.
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>>17539086
Remove yourself from all the toxicity in your environment. Live with an abusive mother? Move out. No job? Get a job.
>a state of existential fatalism with no individual purpose to live.
Then devote yourself to something. Helping others. Religion. Goals are made by you, no one else. The universe is indifferent (though God probably not so).
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>>17539086
have you gotten laid recently?
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Here's my situation:
I'm 20, never finished high-school, depression hit me like a truck back then and i didn't know how to cope with it. Working on getting together 1k€ to save for a private school, it'll get me a high school diploma for 1 year instead of 3 in any shitty public school.
I'm currently working in a Call Center. For ameribros i'm pretty much that verizon guy that calls you every now and then to sell you even more verizon. I haven't worked many shit jobs, but i'm pretty sure i'd rather be shoveling shit than annoying people in their days off, this job literally makes me want to die every day.
However, it's the best paying job i can get, and if i quit now, i'll probably won't find another for 2 or 3 months, economy is in the shitter here, just like my curriculum vitae. I'll be getting around 800€ by the end of the month if i just steer clear, but i'm really not sure if i'm able to do it.
I haven't gone to work in the last week, my sis tried to kill herself last week so i just used that as an excuse, i've been deliberating all of this in my think tank, but the more i do, the more apparent it is that i must leave that hell-hole asap, even though another side of me keeps thinking how much of a piece of shit i am for wasting a "good opportunity", and how probably 90% of the world hates their job anyway, so i shouldn't be too picky.
Any anons with more experience in the subject around ? I could use some wisdom, don't know if i'm in the wrong or right here.
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bump, i have to make a decision in the next 2 hours.
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>>17539080
if you can't last 200 € worth of time at this place then you arent going to survive a one year program to get your diploma, let alone anything else.
>id rather shovel shit than have a cushy office job where im paid to just talk about verizon
no, you would not. you'd come here and complain about how the physical burden is too much and you literally feel lower than shit because of your station in life and blah blah blah blah blah.
nut up, or shut up. dont look for validation for quitting a job
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>>17539123
i've been working there for 2 months, you only get paid at the end of the 3rd. regardless i'll keep it in mind, thanks
My boyfriend went to visit his cousin for about a week and a half.
I later found out he had been cheating on me. He says it only happened twice, but I don't buy it... Sounds like he was carrying on an actual affair.
The thing I don't get... She is his (female) cousins best friend, an older woman (mid 30s) and he described her as Mexican and fat. Not chubby but sloppy fat. He said he "felt bad for her" and she was "really nice" and she came on to him one night when they were all drinking.
Now ... I am trying to forgive but I honestly cannot get past the sloppy fat part. What the heck? I am a petite girl long blond hair blue eyes fit body big tits. What did he want with some fat Mexican chick enough to cheat?
Worst of all, this was years ago and his cousin still refuses to talk to him since he came back. Like there was some sort of blowout over him leaving this girl.
What the fuck?
It has my mind so twisted.
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Youre retarded for staying with him, firstly because cuck, second of all, you will ALWAYS wonder. We don't have the ability to know what went through your boyfriend's mind.
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Drop him. Cheating is something that shouldn't happen under any circumstances ever. One who does cross this line one time will much likely do it another time. Men sometimes describe their affairs when they confess as ugly and stuff so their gfs don't worry and are more likely to forgive.
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>>17539063
I've actually cheated (well maybe not cheated because it was technically an open relationship but then I was dating two chicks at the same time so idk) with a super ugly girl who was also just an awful person, I mean nothing redeeming about her. My girlfriend on the other hand was great and really attractive.
I still kick myself over that, almost ten years later. What the fuck was I thinking? The best answer I can come up with is that it made me feel free, and I hadn't really learned how to say no to people.