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>>17536746
*unzips dick*

lets see what you got

>>17536746
try a whole bunch of different shit and find something that sticks
then get good at it

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>>17537186
excuse me I'm trying to get a blowjob here

what the fuck are you doing? are you professional or not? Why the fuck are you just walking right through? What don't you fucking understand? You got any fucking idea how distracting it is when you post behind me while im getting a blowjob?

Fucks sake you're amateur

A big black chocolate yodel filled with the richest most diverse semen that humanity has ever made **

A copy of no man's sky.

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>>17536735
rose pedals and candles leading to the bedroom. my favorite scented candles wafting. a small platter of decadent fruits to spark my appetite. my boyfriend greets me in the bedroom, tells me he loves me and that these past [insert amount of years] have been wonderful and that he can't imagine where he would be without me. he whispers in my ear that he has a surprise for me and i'm giddy with excitement. he moves to the side of the bed and i only then notice the faint outline of a person underneath the covers. he pulls them off and reveals a large, muscular black man with a giant black cock. my boyfriend, smiling ear to ear, tells me that he wants me to enjoy my gift and that he, again, loves me. my black lover moves quickly off the bed and lifts me up and places me gently back onto the bed. he ravishes me for hours, being sure to come into every hole before he's done, and walks out, leaving me breathless. "i love you too babe."

>>17536716
Is he just starting new threads every day or something?

>>17536798
No, it's in a general. No one replies to his rants.

>>17536716
Just wait and do nothing. He will get bored and life will go on.

>>17536686
Pretend you are sick

>>17536698

This

Violent sudden Explosive diarrhea is always a good one

>>17536698
I was legitamently sick a few days ago and called off work then. Basically threw up in my car right when I was heading to work and had to call sick. Told me if I was late again and didn't call ahead of time I'd be canned.

Now I got scheduled on Labour Day for work and didn't notice it on the schedule (they changed the format I think and I couldn't take a picture since they've been very pissy about phones) and had to attend a family party in a faraway town. Tried to rush back, stopped for gas, then locked myself out

get some friends or else youll get bored and drop out

>>17536666
And the most normalfag response goes to.........

>>17536661
Depends on what you are studying ultimately. I could give you tips for STEM specifically if you're curious but in general:

Always read the textbook material you will go over before class, not after. Spend as much time as your teachers expect on homework, even if that means finishing and studying for the remaining time. Ask your teacher questions and participate in class given the chance. If you are struggling with something even a little, get help immediately. The longer you wait, the less teachers will be forgiving.

>>17536640
Unrelated OP, but what the fuck is up with pics like OP's?

Is being cheated on a popular fetish nowadays or what?

Keep the lie going and make it worse or tell the truth and make it worse but have a chance at fixing it.

Either way it's probably over.

>>17536645
>nowadays

Shit has always been happening. We just live in an age where information is more accessable.

>>17536634
I think your big mistake here was thinking things wouldn't change after he met someone. Gotta go with the flow. But you also shouldn't get into discussions about politics, religion, etc. when his girlfriend is around.

>>17536648
You're probably right, but she's very outspoken about her beliefs and mentions them all the time, and I thought if I was patient and respectful, we could actually have a political discussion. I was just asking her questions, shit, it's not like I was insulting her looks or family.

>>17536634
>for multiple years
Man I'd be sick of your shit OP. Yes, bad things happened to you. Yes she hurt you and it's totally right to feel like shit because of this. Yes it's absolutely right to talk to your friends about this, even necessary. But man, for years, seriously? I had a friend who was constantly doing it, noone wanted her around anymore after two years of this.

>being this mad because he laughed about you
He was with his gf, naturally he tends to take her stance when she's around. It's better to contain your political opinion when around people you aren't very familiar with. If it made you angry you should've said something right there.

Also, if you can openly talk to him you can ask him why he started retreating from you. From there on you can talk this out.

Get liquid nitrogen and let it evap. Why do you want that anyways?

>>17536628
that shit is fucking expensive though

>>17536604
ebay sell it.

>>17536597
It's because your body is not active.
It wouldn't be a random guess to assume you sit on a chair all day long.
Do about 30 minutes of exercise a day, any exercise, any intensity. I've done this and my mood changed considerably.
Also, see what you eat. That is also an important variable.

>>17536615
No I'm very active lol. I work forty hours a week and am always with family etc. I just get super tired at these functions and am forced to behave as a zombie.

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>>17536597
Just get some dexedrine, ritalin and/or adderal, i'm jacked up and good to go every weekday but the crashes are a nightmare, i spend my weekends in a sleepy haze, enjoy

>>17536590
>My own looks are pretty good (I'm a guy).
Post picks first

>>17536595
This. Also, sometimes being around extremely attractive people is awful because they can be the most boring fucking people on the planet. They don't need to learn anything, so you can't exactly hold an engaging conversation on anything or any interesting life experiences. Sometimes, ugly (or plain) people are very interesting because they have to build their personalities/talents to compensate and have built character through accepting something like that.

>>17536612
I'm boring outwardly (all I do is work hypercompetitively and watch anime in the evenings lately), but I'm fine with having other boring attractive friends. We can just do stuff like watch blurays together or go through the motions of whatever normal people like doing. It really doesn't matter.

I've met enough people that everyone's personality just seems like some variation of someone I've already met before's anyway. I can talk to 'quirky' people while keeping them at arm's length online.

>>17536575
You listen.

>>17536579

What if they're not starting the conversation

>>17536607
"Do you ever wonder why gay people are considered normal, despite the fact that their brains are chemically imbalanced?"

Captcha: DOCTEUR CABINA

Go to a therapist. You could also read books on cognitive behavioral therapy

hygiene is for your health, not impressing a girl, dummy

u wanna look good u dress good but dont neglect washing ur stink balls and greasy hair cuz ur "omg no girl likes me!"

I know that. For years I've been hating myself, and it led to me always ruining my chances every time I met a girl interested. Or just thinking she was not interested because how could anyone want me?

You have to find where that comes from.
Also, the firsts relationships you'll have probably won't be the good ones. That's life, not you.
And everybody has a right to fail or to be wrong. It happens to everybody.

Don't make my mistake ; Instead on focusing on the relationship you want, try to look for the women who find you attractive and go to meet them. Don't chase poeple not interested in you, it will never work and you'll end up even more unsatisfied about yourself.

Look for the one who look for you, and then choose one that pleases you... And when someone show you interest, that person becomes all of the sudden more attractive than your initial impression...

>>17536516
Go to a fucking doctor.
If you have a mental problem go to a fucking psychiatrist.

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Fear institutions and ECT

are you currently on meds?

>>17536506
So you wanted to marry a girl who wasn't even your girlfriend?
Get a fucking therapist.

You invested too much in a woman that wasn't interested in you. This is the result and hopefully you can learn from it.

Good luck anon.

Take this as a lesson. Only time I ever asked a woman to marry me was in a jokingly way, as the woman's name was Mary. During her rounds when she would come near me I would say "Marry me, Mary!"

Also wtf OP. Take this as a lesson and learn to not get attached to the point where you feel so bad you can't eat. Find a new crush.

Also want to know, I can only get laid drunk and thats because I drunkenly hit on chicks, mostly to the point of creeping them out, but the odd chick likes it and bones me.

>>17536529
>but the odd chick likes it and bones me.

Stop trying to get women to peg you boyo

>>17536541
>stop ignoring your inherit need to procreate


right....