I burned my hand pretty badly on a hot stove recently and while

How does a grown adult burn their hand on a hot stove? You retards never cease to amaze my ass.

>>17539284
Tripped and fell while drinking and cooking.

>>17539286

I still don't understand how you tripped and how your hand got on the stove. Don't you have any coordination whatsoever?

>>17539280
Those are drain flies, not fruit flies.

>>17539286
>tfw burnt my middle finger and part of my knuckle drunk deep frying a hamburger in grease

>>17539299
What the fuck are drain flies.

>>17539338
Holy fuck, did you get third degree burns from that?

>>17539284
not op
>reinstalling new range for mom bc best buy fucked it up
>it's not pushed in right
>kilter and off balance

>reposition cord and balance it correctly
>get ready to push it back in
>put my hand on the stove

fucking burn my hand. mom cooked on the stove without letting me know before telling me to fix it. it happens.

>>17539350
pretty close m8, the oil wasnt hot i was cooking on medium, but its just a scar now barely noticable

>>17539387
Jeez, did you pull the bottle out to down some more to deal with the pain since tylenol would have been a no go?

>>17539350
Drain flies are a sort of filth fly that commonly are found feeding/nesting in clogged drains and sewer entrances. They're attracted to the rancid scent of your puss.

>>17539657
How can you tell the difference between fruit flies and drain flies?

>>17539338
Kek i burned my hand from making a burger as well last week

Op you might wanna disinfect the burn. I once burned myself with a cigarrette butt as a dare and puss came out but i disinfected it with hydrogen peroxide everyday, it healed within a week. I have a small circular scar left over

>>17539727
Did they pay you or kiss you first before you burned yourself or did you get zilch out of it?