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>>17539613
I CLAIM THIS THREAD IN THE NAME OF PEGASUS

I went to my local yugioh tournament today and some dipshit stole my pot of desires which ran me close to 200 bucks. FUCK. I wanted those cards to give my shitty shiranui deck more consistency and not even a week later they are stolen. Fucking degenerate was probably that twat I let see my card and then ran off with it.

>>17539627
>pot of desires

top kek

I hope you kill that fucker

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>>17539609
>drug addict
>reefer

>>17539971
Silly anon, in this day and age literally anything you enjoy is a drug and indulging in it is an addiction.

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>>17540428
>>17539971
>Avoiding the question completely

Suicide isn't the right answer anon, don't do it.

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I was reminded exactly of the same exact vegetable feel where I cannot talk, but I also cannot think. The feeling of emptiness and loneliness is insane, beyond simple words. It's like everyone else around you has 4 intelligent people inside them and you have 0 people, no brain, no thinking power, you're a vegetable, a walking breathing vegetable. You feel numb and in despair, you can't breathe, you cry out of anything, you get scared out of your wits whenever your guardian parent leaves you alone. It's the most horrifying social feel ever and I would do anything to know what it's like to feel like a normal functioning human being dependable of itself.

I was depressed and wanted a new life since I was 2 years old, yes I had existential crisis since I was 2. Because my parents always left me alone in the house and I would wake up early at around 7 AM. I would see the house empty and I would get that same feel of emptiness inside me. The few friends I had, I would constantly lock the door, hide the key and beg them to stay over the night.
At the age of 7 when I was in kindergarten I felt lonelier than ever - i never played with those toys which looked amazing by the way, I never made any friends I didn't even retain their names. Middle school was horrible, full of hypocritical assholes. High school was full of geeks on my level, but somehow they could joke, talk and go outside easily, except for 2 other guys which were social recluses like me, but uglier looking, they were terrible at smooth talking too and couldn't make a joke to save their life. It felt like looking in a mirror.

I was suppose to die back in 2013 January, I even set myself a timer in 2012 May. Well look what date it is now.
I was an idiot to not kill myself back when I first realized I was autistic.

I thoroughly analyzed myself - my life, my history, what I have to lose compared to what I have to gain from dying. Honestly I didn't have much to lose if I wanted to kill myself since I was the age of 2. I was happy that it was all going to end. I was still autistic and introverted, but I was somewhat happier in my mind. I got myself in a deep depression around 2014 August which didn't let me breathe and control my heart beats properly, it has only gotten worse.

In 2013 it was a mellow depression, I was getting ready to die, but I immediately felt numb and disappointed noticing that I wasn't going to do it, that's when I went full mute, I even actively tried to stop talking at all, until all I could do is say yes or no.

I kept actively making up excuses. In my mind I told myself to make a chore list - write a journal, tell your father and grandma that you inherited your autism from them, get rich and leave the money to your mother, find another child to replace you. convince your own mother to provide the resources to die painlessly, etc. etc.
Obviously most of these things on this literal wishlist were goddamn impossible and retarded especially for a social recluse like me with no talents, resources, past achievements, etc. This is mainly what screwed up my suicide schedule.

Sorry, 4chan couldn't post all my feelings in one go. I think the OP got the most important parts over anyway.

>>17539583
drug therapy works but only in conjunction with actual therapy.

if he places you on some pills to push you out the door then he's a fucking shit psych.

>>17539583
https://peutinger-gymnasium.de/html/was/unterricht/faecher/englisch/brave_new_world/Drugs_in_Brave_New_World_and_in_the_Present_World.html

Don't fall for it

i only know of 2 things to help with depression:
>inb4 r9k
a loving, caring cute virgin gf you can trust and who would never leave you
or killing yourself (doesn't has to be physically, just disconnect to the outer world and embrace autism)

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Gee a 20 something year old guy who is a virgin and is scared he will never get a girl is panicking. Color me surprise.

For the love of god browse the fucking archive and read the numerous threads about these. We get like 20 of these a day and it is honestly tiring spewing out the same advice to you sperge lords.

>>17539580
It's not even like that. I promise.

>>17539580
>mad at someone else for asking a question that you spend all day answering because you choose to spend entirely too much time on an internet message board

Sperg lords advising sperg lords.

>>17539524
you kiss her you autist.

>>17539524
>After a nice evening how can I determine if they are into sex

ask them are they wet

>>17539524
In most cases, there a few few steps prior to sex. Maybe kiss her first? Make out for a while?

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>>17539507
>2 days of non-refrigeration
>thinks the eggs and milk are fine

>>17539525
Tasted the milk and cooked some of the eggs and both tasted fine.

>>17539525
Eggs don't even have to be refrigerated actually
I remember my grandma used to keep them in a wire basket on top of the fridge

>>17539481
Does she have herpes?

To put it into perspective roughly 3/4 of people have herpes. You could even have it yourself already and not know it. Have you had a cold sore before? Yes? Welcome to the club. And herpes is really not a big deal at all, especially compared to a child and/or abortion. And most of the time symptoms are never present in people.

http://projectaccept.org/straight-dope-herpes-statistics/

She has type 2, she takes suppressants 3 times a day and hasn't had an outbreak in 2 years.

>>17539559

Okay....move on. Jerk off instead. I am dead serious anon. Don't go for it. Yes you are horny and tits and pussy look enticing but the thought of taking medication to suppress your virus for the rest of your life is more then enough to say no.

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>>17539468
Have you tried finding yourself in religion?

If not the zealous type, maybe finding yourself in philosophy?

You're asking for meaning, yes?

Then I've got bad news for you, cause no one can agree on what that "meaning" is

I can't do this /adv/. It wasnt even a typical relationship. We are each others best friends, really each others only friends. We have nothing else besides, because thats just who we are as people. I mean, we did everything together. Went everywhere together, experienced everything together. We loved every moment, we appreciated every moment. Laughs and tears and suffering and happiness, new experiences and the best times of our entire lives. She was more than just a girlfriend, we were the best friends either of us had ever had.

Ive had family die on me, I've had people hurt me, but nothing like this. I dont know how to cope, /adv/. Im not just losing a disposable gf, I'm losing a family and my only true friend and all of my hopes for the future

>>17539468

If you use a person to validate yourself, you'll give them a bigger responsibility than any one can handle.

Don't be selfish. Learn to love yourself before you ask someone else to love you.

>>17539444
hey

Text her something ridiculous.

"Have you ever heard of the 4 eyed demon named Kratos the ghost of flargs?"

Then when she responds saying "what" you text "good now that I got your attention, we are going out so pick a restaurant and make sure it is a good one."

Worked for me more times then I can count and instantly gets you an answer.

You messed up when all you said was 'hey'. don't think there is anything wrong with a text in the very early getting to know you stage, but it needs to be a solid text. Use this guide.

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2015/jun/08/aziz-ansari-modern-dating-extract-guide

Aziz is a shit comedian, but don't let that stop you from using the solid advice
tldr a text should be
>1. A firm invitation to something specific at a specific time
>2. Some callback to the last in-person interaction
>3. A humorous tone

>>17539438
I want to fuck that muffin

DH: "So anon how have you been? I haven't seen you in a while, everything good?
You: "Ya just living life as always, what about you?"
DH: "Oh you know work is large chunk of my day but I love it."
You: "Aint that the truth, so about my teeth...."

There. To be quite honest they usually don't give a shit and say it because it is customary. Just pull shit out of your ass if you have to, nobody gives a fuck.

>>17539438
how the fuck have you been unemployed that long? are you even trying? what the fuck do you do with that much free time

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So let me get this straight. You had a great relationship and you through it all away because of distance, Then after YOU break up with the guy, you get depressed because you feel lonely and depressed. Then after the poor bastard has moved on you say that you love him?

Girls are beyond illogical. You did him a favour getting away from your crazy ass jesus christ.

>>17539431
Wasn't me that wanted to break up because of the long distance, even though that was one of the factors I felt sad about. He was the one that wanted to break up because he felt like he couldn't keep up anymore, and I agreed with him about it since I felt like maybe this would fix our friendship, only now it's seemed to have gotten worse. I told him that I still had feelings for him still, in which he told me that maybe I need more time to move on.

Should've reread the OP again before I posted, fuck.

>>17539466

Calm down sugar tits, look let me brutally honest. Life his hard. I know cliche but keep reading. You are feeling scared and alone that you won't find someone like this but you had the same feelings before you met this guy. Life is filled with ups and downs I get but keeping your head up high is the best thing you can do. You just feel like there isn't much light right now but I promise unexpected situations that can brighten up your whole life are available but you have to look for them. Take sometime meditate, get yourself a journal to progress your thoughts and keep doing you. Shit happens but the one thing you should never do is feel like there isn't hope. You will be fine. A girl like you has enough will power and courage to deal with this now and so I am sure you can progress to the point you can find a new relationship.

Here is what I did, instead of talking to them before class or during class...I do it after class. Picture this. Class ends, people are rushing to the door, the girl isn't distracted nor is talking to anyone while she packs you ask her a question about the class. From there throw a joke and then you have a situation where you and her are talking. You then introduce yourself and she can either walk with her to whatever destination she is going or stop it right there. With this interaction you have a new person to talk to in class.

Worked for me.

>>17539415
social anxiety

Once you realize they're all retarded it'll go away

Idk, I'm the same way with girls at the gym. Talking to girls in class.is no problem, but I've never been able to talk to girls in the gym when i see them eyeing me.

ask for advice or fuck off back to /r9k/

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>>17539348
People are worth hating.

Real people are trash, they are scum that ain't worth your time or money.

I've never been sad ever since I gave up on the real world and devoted myself to 2D.

u mad, op?

Are you overweight? I've heard that losing weight helps improve snoring.

Look on the bright side, at least people know you're alive.

>>17539346
Just bee yourself and work out