I did something extremely cringey today and the memory is tormenting me. How can I make it stop?
drink. or do something even worse.
You anonymous, tell us what you did. In detail to.
>>17541354
I hit that nae nae in for my friends in my uni class and girls saw me and busted out laughing. I got over it but im sure I fucked my chances with them
>Implying I even had a chance
Hope mine was more cringey.
I only eat about once a day, and people ask me what the fuck is wrong with me. Small amounts of food make me full and bloated, and quickly put me to sleep.
Occasionally, I get voraciously hungry and like, eat an entire pizza. Eating throughout the day makes me feel bad when I try. This is something I've had a habit of since about 2004 when stomach issues made eating just about anything a likely trip to diarrhea town in high school.
Any idea what's up with my body?
Who knows, go to the doctor.
Maybe you have an intolerance of some sort. Or you have irritable bowel syndrom in general. Just tell people you do intermittent fasting. That will shut them right up.
>>17541340
Your stomach has probably evolved to take less food by shrinking, what is your weight and height?
So here's the deal: I'm 22 years old with a long-term girlfriend (going on 5 years) and a year-old son. I love my son dearly but I am struggling with a video game addiction and just being a lonely fucking loser in general. My girlfriend and I have had our ups and downs over the years due to early infidelity on my part, and more recent infidelity on her part. For the past few months I've been unemployed, but recently got a job at a factory where I'll be making decent money. My girlfriend and I are starting to get on better terms now, and things are somewhat looking up. I'm not really sure what I'm asking here, but I've never been able to hold down a job for longer than 7 months. All of my jobs have been pretty much minimum wage until now, though, and I haven't really had much responsibility in my life until my son was born just over a year ago. I'm really struggling with the concept of family life, having come from a broken home with two emotionally unstable asshole/incompetent parents. I'm afraid to be like them and already see it happening. I want to be a great Dad but at 22 I don't feel ready for all this responsibility, and honestly would prefer just spending most of my time alone and playing video games. We didn't plan for our son, and I knew she'd been using birth control and (hopefully/probably) wouldn't manipulate me to get pregnant at 22 without a plan. I genuinely want to believe it was a (somewhat) happy accident. But nevertheless, I wasn't ready for it. For any older anons who have maybe gone through similar shit, advice?
Also, I'm living with my Dad and stepmother (who are generally pretty cool, well, my stepmom is anyway) since I got kicked out of my girlfriend's place for fighting with her and breaking a bowl. I think this was sorta fair, since we had a baby and all and I don't want him witnessing that kind of shit, but it's made things all the more hard for me not being able to see my son everyday (we are on opposite sides of town and I have no car).
>>17541328
Life is just really kicking the shit out of me right now and I hate myself and what I've become and I feel completely worthless and need help. Can anyone help me, please? I know I'm pathetic, and coming to 4chan for advice is a bad idea, but it's familiar here. I'm already going to therapy which is helping somewhat but me and my Dad are on unsteady terms and I never know when the other shoe will drop and I don't have many other places to go and still rely on him for shit (which I can tell he enjoys somewhat, as it gives him power over me.)
I just don't know what to do. My life sucks. Is there a way I can make it better and soon? I feel so unmotivated most of the time and kinda just want to give up altogether and run away and never give a fuck ever again. Fuck life. Fuck me, and fuck you. I hate all of this. I'm a spoiled Western brat and life is completely meaningless as it is. I've thought about becoming a criminal or joining the Army or some shit just to get a kick or two. I wonder if I'm a psychopath and I really don't want to be, but I've never gotten along with or liked people and I'm on here so what does that tell you? In fact, I hate most people. Again, these opinions aren't very original or anything though, and I'm getting off topic. I just need help figuring out where to go in my life. I have no idea and never really have. I hate it, is all I can really say.
>>17541328
>>17541377
fuck you
I fucking hate kids under 25 that have kids like it's no big deal
kids having kids disgust the hell out of me, so fuck you
>video game addiction
>one year old son
>unhappy LTR
>cheating whores
>shit work history
>22
>lives with parents
lololol
So, I have been talking to this girl lately. We agreed to meet up soon once we both knew our schedules. I told her I'd text her "Monday or Tuesday". Texted her today and got no response. I get that she could be busy (which happens) but I'm still depressed about it.
So two things: do you think she is uninterested in talking to me or that she is just busy or forgot or whatever?
And second thing: how do I not get obsessed about this sort of thing?
>>17541194
>or that she is just busy or forgot or whatever?
There's is no such thing as being too busy. Girls check their phone regularly, and nobody is too busy to reply to a text within a couple of hours
Just wait it out until she texts you, if she does
>forgot
If she forgot, she does not like you or is not interested
>how do I not obsess
Get out of your room. Talk to other people. Work out. Get a hobby, {insert more standard advice here}
>>17541273
>Get out of your room. Talk to other people. Work out. Get a hobby, {insert more standard advice here}
Problem is that I do all that. It doesn't work. My brain keeps going back to the conversation. I'd like it if she'd just tell me that she didn't want to have any further interaction with me cause I can get over that, because it's the not knowing that kills me.
>>17541380
Her not telling you is all you need to know though. Secondly, how can you do "all that" when you just texted her today?
If you're trying to meet up w/ a girl and she never replies or makes contact with you anyways, then it's basically saying "I don't want to see you"
But it's only been about a day, prob less. Why are you so scared?
Are there any hoarders here? If so what do you hoard and how do you go about controlling it.
I hoard two things, local newspapers, and believe it or not 4chan threads... I save the 4chan threads in .pdf form. I have this fear of wanting to read something again but forever losing it, even if it is archived elsewhere so I hoard information in print and on disk.
What should I do?
>>17541192
I hoard battle toads.
Why pdf form and not html?
>>17541297
Html doesn't save right, it often saves in a hokey form and doesn't up instantly like pdf.
Why do guys take it so strongly, so personally, when you tell them they make you uncomfortable?
There was this one person I worked with who I had a crush on at the time. But I never knew how to respond or feel when he talked to me. I guess spaghetti'd all the time, as you people would put it. I started to grow uncomfortable from all this, and began trying to avoid him.
Eventually he pulled me to the side one day and asked if he was making me uncomfortable. I wasn't prepared for this and didn't have any back-up answers to use, so I told him yes. And because of that, he said that it was best he and I never spoke to each other again. Not angrily, mind you. Just calm, yet disappointed.
And ever since, he won't even look at me, and pretends like I'm not there. The most I can get from him now is a weak smile, or half-assed nod, while not once turning to look in my direction. Now I feel like shit and as if I screwed up my chances with someone I was starting to like.
Why do guys always react negatively to you saying that make you uncomfortable? It's often very hostile (unlike this case), resulting in them arguing, and/or chewing you out, for up to hours. And now this guy, which somehow gets to me the most. Things never seem to go right. And there's no real reason for that.
Is this dumb bitch seriously? A guy who was comfortable around talked to you like how he does to someone he feels cool to be around with. He noticed a shift in your behavior and asked if you were feeling uncomfortable. You say yes. He moved on.
The one taking this negatively is you. He moved on and isn't going to waste his time with someone who finds him uncomfortable. Dumb bitch can't even use her head to figure out shit children in the 3rd grade can understand.
>>17541167
Uncomfortable = creepy,
creepy = rapist.
Most guys don't like being associated with rapists.
And you've essentially just called him "creepy" to his face.
Generally, to a guy, you tell him that he makes you uncomfortable, he'll assume it's because he's coming off as "creepy" because women fucking love calling guys that.
It won't even cross is mind that you are uncomfortable because you like him.
Straight up, if a girl told me I made her uncomfortable, I'd avoid the shit out of her too.
Wouldn't even look at her.
I am in a marching band and i am a section leader . there was this kid who kept messing around so i had had enough so i gave him 3 laps he ran them and then went out into a car and started to cry. i feel bad (i am in high school he is 11)
Not he has not talked to me for a week and a half now and i see him every week day.
>>17541124
Come back when you are 18 years old.
The fuck is wrong with you? Prepare to have your ass kicked by his parents
Hi, im a 23 year old guy, since i am a shy person, I never had any girlfriend/kiss/sex.
Since i thought it will be long until i get one, i'll just accept the fact that whats left for me is some boring adult sex life.
So, i missed all the young teenage love stuff, will you guy at least tell me how does it feel? Did i missed a lot?
>>17541107
>Did i missed a lot?
Yes.
>>17541107
the best part about sex is that you dont have to use your hand, you can just hold her down and fuck her hard with your lower body muscles. totally different feeling that you cant emulate with your hand. they get into it and bend their bodies into you and you hit a sweet spot where your dick is just RAMMING balls deep over and over, a sensation unlike anything youll ever feel outside real sex.
also, youre not a shy person. you just dont know how to be social. being shy is not a personality trait, just like being illiterate is not a personality trait. if you learn to read, you will be literate. if you learn to socialize, you wont be shy. its a very unique skill, and the ONLY way to practice is to just go out and talk to people until it feels natural. with the right exposure, this could take you months or even years, but youll eventually learn.
>>17541186
Good explanation. For trying being social, i've been dealing with that shit for years. Nothing helps
Is it worth getting a gym-membership if you can just run outdoors and have a set of free weights at home?
Absolutely. Way better equipment and you can get advice and shit. Keeps the motivation going. The only reason to not go to the gym is if you can't afford it.
Gyms are fun if you like working out.
Seeing the results will make you like it more.
I am thinking of getting a membership nearby but I already bike 15 miles a day for my commute and people tell me it might be a bit much.
When I was in college I loved squats and leg workouts. Seeing the results made me love the gym until I heart my leg unrelatedly.
>>17541106
Unless your set of free weights is a 300lb Olympic barbell set, you are kidding yourself
Lately, I've been feeling paranoid. I'm 23 and I feel like I haven't done anything with my life. I barely passed high school went to college didn't even finish one semester for IT when I flunked out because I stopped going. I wasn't interested anymore amd stopped giving a fuck. That's my mentality mainly with my life.
There are many times where I wish I had a lot of money just to do and try random things until I find something that I can excel at. It's just frustrating because I want to do things, but then I look at my life and how it isn't going anywhere and that thought goes out the window immediately. Right now, I'm working minimum wage just to help my mother pay bills. I have to give her half of my checks everytime and I have to give her around $400 for rent on top of that so it's hard for me to save. I never have any money to do anything. Meanwhile, many of my co-workers are making plans to travel to Spain and New Orleans. It just pisses me off because I'm just stuck in place while the people around me are doing things and I'm the only oddball. I don't even go outside unless I have to go to work and so I don't even know my why around my own area.
Any advice? I'm really fucking stuck here and my hands start to shake and my heart starts racing. I'm also a virgin who has never kissed a girl. Fuck man. I'm just a big fuck up.
Should have taken high school seriously. Should have taken university seriously.
You are honestly fucked. I am on here from time to time and most anons have some slight hope in their stories but this is none. You are simply going to have to deal with the consequences of being a lazy fag.
>>17541114
Knew there was no hope, thanks for reading and replying. This is my life forever.
>>17541103
Why would you think that's paranoia?
That's not paranoia at all.
Sorry I posted this in wrong section before and forgot about this board
Can you guys help me please?
I'm 18 and senior in high school. Yesterday I was messing with this kid and I was bored and trying to get him to talk to his life problems with me since he usually does during this class and he kept telling me to shut up so I said "fine if ya dont want me to help maybe u should just kill urself" and I was completely just joking and it wasnt to be taken seriously. then I accidentally spit and he called me disgusting so I told him to khs again. now all the girls know, pretty much everyone thinks im a huge douchebag, im certain a teacher knows by now and I honestly think I could get expelled tomorrow.
What the fuck do I do? am I fucked? i shouldnt have said it but i didnt mean it to go this far and we've all said things we 100% regret. this is it and tomorrow I could get completely fucked
>be an asshole
>be surprised when people don't like that you're an asshole
You deserve it.
Deal with the consequences.
>>17541104
>>17541092
hmm, maybe youre right.
i was going to try and fight it but when they pull me aside tomorrow I might just say "you know what, i knew this was going to happen and I was going to try and make a counterargument, but after reflecting I was being an asshole and I deserve what I get"
could that help or just fuck me?
asked a girl on a date
she said no
how should i kill my own self
You are giving this girl a huge amount of importance if her rejecting you is the reason to call it quits on your life.
But hey whatever, bums like you weren't going to amount to much. Keep it clean and quick. Carbon monoxide poisoning or overdose.
>>17541057
the difference between a player and a permavirgin is the player has been rejected more times than the permavirgin has asked a girl out
>>17541065
damn
>>17541068
damn
I can't stop fucking up my shit with pic related. Every time I shave I get a bunch of razor bumps on the right side of my neck, then I have to wait a week before the bumps mostly go away, then I fuck my shit up again. Anyone know any good solutions for razor burn/bumps.
Just get laser hair removal.
>>17541016
buy new fucking blades.
I shave dry with the exact same thing every other day and never get razor bumps. Switch the blade every 3 or 4 weeks
>>17541016
Literally get a safety razor from gillette et al.
my bf saw an ex who cheated on him at the store a few months ago after not seeing her or speaking to her for over a year and ever since he's developed a crush on her. he went behind my back and started talking to her for a few days but stopped after that because he felt guilty, but he still talks to his friends about how he wants to see her and how he loves her and that he's jealous of her new boyfriend. i confronted him about this and he just says he's confused but doesn't have any contact with her. bf hasn't had sex with me regularly since this happened, he only has sex with me once a month if i beg him to, so we share no intimacy. I feel like he became a different person since this happened because we used to be intimate almost every day, and he used to be so interested in me. I don't know if I should stick this out for awhile longer or just start looking for other people. What would you do?
Relationship over
How do you know he was talking to his friends?
Leave him so you'll be the next girl he obsesses over. You deserve to be first in your significant other's life. If he attempts to fill that space with someone else, then he's not worth your time.
Personally, I would have broken up as soon as he said he was in love with someone else. Mental/emotional cucking is still cucking in my book.
First day in a new dorm at a new college. I know absolutely no one. Dorm mates are all into sports and I'm not. Room mate is chill though. What do? I'm not socially awkward, just a bit worried making a fool of myself.
"Accidentally" get caught masturbating
I don't understand, you aren't autistic and yet you are asking what to do in a normal situation? Act normal you dipshit.
I don't connect with any of them. so far I've just been in my dorm room doing nothing, while they go to parties getting drunk.