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>should I [insert random thing to do with a girl you are interested in]
>no dont do that, its beta/autistic
every single thread, every single time
Is /adv/ trust worthy in regards to advice and opinions on how to approach women?
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No, just a few.
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No, don't ask that. That's a seriously beta/autistic question to ask.
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Not our fault you're beta/autistic.
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Some people say I should get a girlfriend but why should I get a girlfriend when there are anime women? Can 3d women even compete?
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no they cant my friend.Only time i get to meet them is after ive taken lsd watched anime and fall asleep.
they still reject me though.
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>>17539039
>can women compete against fictional characters
Yeah because they actually acknowledge me.
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>>17539079
Yeah...sure...
Hey /adv/, hoping to get an outside perspective from you guys because I'm too embarrassed to ask my friends who complain of their boyfriends wanting sex all the time. I want more sex with mine. Things started off pretty good but his drive has really tapered off. It went from 4-5x a week (which was great for me) down to once or twice and now a couple years later it's been two months without him initiating more than a boob squeeze while cuddling. He's been stressed with work and tired a lot. I am doing everything I feel like I can to help, more chores so he doesn't have to help as much, giving him massages, prepping meals. I have tried a new haircut on myself, new clothes, doing my nails and makeup extra nice, waxing, etc. He says I looks beautiful and he's very loving and caring still but totally disinterested in sex. I don't know what to do. I masturabte a lot, he offers to help me off too which I take him up on sometimes but I just feel bad because he never wants anything back. I don't know. I miss sex. We've talked a lot and he always just says he's tired. He's been to the doctor and it's been no help. He is still happy and loving and I love him so much. I would never dream of cheating but I have no idea what I can do to help. It used to be something he really enjoyed. Any ideas?
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>He's been stressed with work and tired a lot
kek more like stressed because the amount of cum he shot into the other chick's vagina and mouth.
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>>17539014
I know this will sound naive anon but he's really not that kind of guy. We both work hard, both very introverted, don't have lots of friends or social lives outside of work and a couple hobbies.
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Are you his first steady girlfriend? If not what was his sexlife like with other women? He may simply have a lower sex drive than you. If that's so then it's a question of whether it's worth staying with him for it and if so, if alternative options like an open relationship can be considered.
I know some people who had a higher sex drive than their partner but decided to accept the new situation because they felt it was worth it. I've also known some who decided to leave because of it, or they stuck around and felt miserable due to it. This will really be something for you to determine yourself.
How long have you and him been together?
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My wife loves anal. She demands it 3-6 times a week but I have big sensitive dick. Besides, shit dick is no fun and she doesn't want enemas, either. Yes, we do use half a bottle of lube, but it still hurts my dick.
What do?
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>>17538946
She has to prepare by stretching out. Look into dildos around your size, maybe a little bit bigger.
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Condoms can help too if you don't mind and she doesn't feel insulted.
You'll still feel too much pressure but at least no shit and irritation.
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She wants me to fuck her raw. She hates condoms,enemas and sex toys. She justwants raw dick and I really don't like anal.
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> Be me
> Having gf
> Meet some girl, 9/10 polish
> She's kinda into me while having a big bearded bf
> wow
What to do ?
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she has a boyfriend and you have a girl
there is nothing to do idiot
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>>17538939
>What to do ?
Absolutely nothing.
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>>17538948
I-I want in senpais, I'm also into her
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Is it weird or "too quick" for someone to friend request you after a first date and start texting you pictures of their dog?
Because she's doing that and it's kind of weirding me out.
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How old are you ? There are people with real issues and doing really weird shit in this world.
Literally this weekend a girl friend of my gf invited a guy for a first date at her place and since he comes from far away he had to stay for sleep. The day after she had her birthday party with the whole family at her house and the guy was stuck here.
She didn't warn him or anything but couldn't reallly explain why.
I would have been creeped out but the guy didn't really care.
For your story, she looks a bit childish but I don't see the problem at all. It's kinda cute and it's not like she sent you pics of babies or her mom.
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>>17538953
We're both 30. She's been married before. According to her (eyeroll.jpg), she doesn't have much dating experience.
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I don't see anything too weird with it, though the dog pics are a bit quick.
I mean, I met a girl this weekend and we became Facebook friends in the first hour.
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>be me
>circumcised at birth
>hold crotch when i need to pee around the age of 4 or 5
>"the first circumcision wasn't enough!" Parents have me circumcised again
>really insecure about it all my life
>finally work up the confidence and am getting laid at 21
>there's no pleasure in it. Her mouth and vagina both feel as though someone's rubbing electric sandpaper around on my head and upper shaft
>struggle to maintain erection with this awful sensation
>fail
>haven't tried to speak to a girl since. That was 5yrs ago
Can i fix this? I can't be intimate and the loneliness that comes with that is just too much.
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>>17538886
Op here.
My dick pretty much looks the way you'd expect a body part to look after a gratuitous amount of skin was cut and otherwise sliced off twice.
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>>17538886
Sue your parents. Look into reconstructive surgery.
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>>17538907
Would that case even go anywhere I'm seriously asking
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Well I'm going to become an hero.
What's the best most painless way?
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exit bag
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>>17538869
anything else?
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Contact a suicide prevention service or admit yourself into a clinical mental health program.
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when I approach a girl am I basically competing with every single guy that has ever approached her?
Do I have to be the best? What makes a guy the best?
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>>17538862
let's just meet up somewhere and kill ourselves together
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>>17538862
what are you competing for? her pussy? For fucks sake op girls are people. You're thinking like a complete betafag.
>what makes a guy the best
a guy who doesn't over think shit and just goes with the flow, which you obviously are having trouble with.
Talk to her, befriend her (briefly), and if she's worth it start flirting and/or ask her out on a date.
I can't believe some of the morons on this board.
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>>17538862
>when i approach a girl am i basically competing with every single guy that has ever approached her
no. while her history certainly effects the present, thats like asking if approaching a 40 year old woman means having to compete with the twenty year old boyfriend she had twenty years ago.
>do i have to be the best
no. women do not say 'well, you are the top tier male, therefore i am obligated to have sex with you'.
girls have sex with who they find attractive. not just physically of course, but that leads into my next point which is that relationships are built almost entirely on chemistry.
yes, looks matter, but when you're dating someone you actually like its because there was a real connection.
ultimately my advice boils down to this guy:
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give yourself worth by finding out if a girl is worth asking out before asking her out. no, looking at her does not decide her worth, anymore than looking at you decides your worth.
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How to approach a girl I barely know but who I think is in my league 2016-09-06 15:42:22 Post No.17538837
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How to approach a girl I barely know but who I think is in my league
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Posted this here already, didnt get a reply though. Someone willing to give me advice?
I go to school with this girl I like. Despite her not really being attractive, I would guess to other boys shes like a 5/10 or lower, I find her really hot. I am pretty chubby but I wouldnt really consider myself ugly. I have two problems though: I only have class 3 times a week with her and she sits on the other end of the room. I also have barely any experience with girls romantically, I am not a sperg though. The few times we had a short talk it went pretty well. So my question is if I should just approach her at the next party and if I would do that how I should make my move.
Help is greatly appreciated!
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Ya approach her at the next party, get through the usual bullshit about what you are studying, hobbies yadda yadda. Then just go from there going from different topics to another. Make sure to look at her eyes and tease her at times. If possible hug her when you first meet and make it firm.
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>>17538843
How would I do that when she is with her friends all the time? I dont think I have the guts for that
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>>17538845
If you don't have the guts then don't pursue her and be a fag who looks at her in class.
People make their own happiness by taking risks. From getting dates, to starting businesses to pursuing anything really. Do you want to agonize never making a move or do want to happy knowing you did everything in your power to get her number?
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How do I deal with loneliness? I moved to a different country due to an excellent job offer I got. Though in return I had to leave all my friends, familly etc. Now I'm here in a different country. I speak the language enough to make myself understandable. But everyone obviously treats me like an outsider. Internet connection is pure shit. I am really regretting the decision I made. I'm just wondering if anyone else has been in a situation like this. And perhaps if it gets better.
I've been here for 4 months. And I only leave the house to either work, get beer, or go to a bar. Whenever I do go to a bar and try to make small talk. People either give me the stink eye. Or they talk in very bad English, telling me they don't speak English. Even though I talk to them in their language. I have no idea what to do. The people here seem like such cunts.
Pic sorta related...
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>>17538834
China ? lol
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>>17538835
Ahaha not even man. Portugal, I'm also half Portuguese. So I have no idea why they're all so bloody hostile.
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Crank out a year and then move back dude. If you can't handle that then push out 8 months and then lie on your resume saying you did a year.
Poruguesse are known to be assholes by everyone and so this isn't a surprise.
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For the past two nights in a row my downstairs neighbors have been up partying and blasting music into the early hours of the morning. I am (unfortunately) an extremely light sleeper so it wakes me up, and I can't fall back asleep easily. I have spent two days as a zombie. I've already called the police on them (they shut the music off when the cops came, started playing it again when they left) and emailed the landlord (hasn't replied yet.) I don't have faith in the landlord doing anything.
I have hardwood floors, the loud cunts are directly below me. I'm pretty minimalist and have nothing more than a futon and small dresser in the room. If I bought a rug would that help insulate the noise enough to be worth the cost/hassle? Is there anything else I could do in this situation? I don't even own speakers for guerrilla music battles, but I could sure do some jumping jacks every morning bright and early. Anyone have experience with this?
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Buy accoustic panelling for your walls and also white noise cancelling device like a fan or something.
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>>17538838
I'm rentfag and poor...and it's coming from the floor so putting egg cartons along the wall won't do shit, right?
I could get a fan but I really, really fucking hate fan noise, too.
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>>17538838
the noise is coming from below if you were reading.
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Why is being a virgin a problem?
I'm a 22 y/o khv and I'm leaning toward staying that way, is this really such a bad idea?
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Nope.
Nothing wrong with it and you shouldn't feel shamed.
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>>17538801
Happiness comes from within
Do whatever the fuck you want just don't hurt anybody
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>>17538801
I'd say it stunts you in a childish emotional age.
Having sex/ having a relationship in your teens and early twenties makes you emotionally mature for other things that clme in life. It also it feels incredible, obviously. All of this is my opinion, tho.
You're still a kid, go out there and take a girl and make her happy. Or just get a prostitute, its your call really.
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Gone out with a girl on two dates.
We go out to karaoke on the 2nd date and in the middle of drinks she springs it on me that she's invited a bunch of friends along. "Might as well just jump straight into the deep end and see if you blend with my friends group," she said. Whatever. I'm a good sport about it. We all ended up having a good time.
One of the friends and I clearly had a thing going. Would like to pursue it. All indications are that the two girls aren't close -- not even FB friends -- just acquaintances. It doesn't seem like it would be some big loyalty challenge or whatever.
What's the best way to explore possibilities with this other girl? I went home with the girl I went out on the date with but spent the whole time thinking about "that girl from the party."
Standard tossing aside a sure thing for the chance at something better situation.
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By went home you mean banged right?
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>>17538802
Yup.
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>>17538804
So what seems to be the problem. You aren't her boyfriend just a one night stand. Pursue the other girl by asking this girl for another karaoke night.
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Waiting For a Relationship to Fail
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I don't know how to deal with my feelings for this guy, he's currently married but I have many reasons to believe that their relationship is a mistake.
I estimate their relationship will either last between 2 and 7 years more or less, how should I approach waiting them out?
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>>17538787
Even if the relationship is a mistake, that doesn't mean he'll turn to you after.
>how should I approach waiting them out?
See mental help.
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>>17538787
This is literally retarded behaviour.
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>>17538793
I realize he won't necessarily turn to me after, but I'd like to know what to do to put myself in a position where he would want me above others when things end or at least to have the possibility exist
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Well I'm between wanting to be in good standing for when they split and wanting to live my life unpreoccupied with whatever's going on with him, it just makes me nervous to go one way more than the other when I'm not sure what I should do, how much I should distance myself before moving too far away to have the chance should it arise