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I'm no longer attracted to 3D women. 2D is the only thing that does it for me anymore. What the fuck do I do?
>inb4 bait
This isn't bait. I'm completely fucking serious right now
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No one is really that attracted to the the partners they end up marrying. Everyone settles.
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Quit jerking to 2d women.
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Don't masturbate or look at -ANY- porn for a few weeks. I do this any time my porn habits get too "extreme".
What ends up happening is that I start to be more sensitive to arousal. A women with nice legs is suddenly the hottest thing in the world. The slightest bit of cleavage or tight pants and I start to feel like I'm a teenager again.
I'm 31. Can the right medication and/or therapy turn me into a normie?
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>>17537558
Try a lobotomy
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>>17537558
it's called gensokyo, pic related.
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>>17537558
Booze!
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Alright I really like this girl, but I don't know what's going on with her. I need an outsider to analyze this situation. This is a girl who works for the same company as me, though we don't actually work shifts together at the same time. I did meet her through work though.
We started talking about work related things and now talk about a bit more such as what we want to do next with school/career stuff etc and just recently began talking about what we do and where we go out and stuff. I can't tell if she's interested. I'll make a list of what I notice:
-She responds to my texts and snapchat's fairly quickly and keeps up conversations.
-Agreed to go out with me on very short notice on a Friday night (with other coworkers)
-Has never mentioned a boyfriend to me before. but...
-Posts snap stories with another guy fairly often. One snap appeared to be sharing a drink with him in her backyard. Can't tell what's going on there. Never anything clearly lovey going on though. It's always just smiles together. He even looks a little gay, but who knows.
Seems like there's nothing to analyze but maybe you guys can help. I just don't want to get too aggressive too soon and fuck up my chances. I haven't always had the best luck in the past.
>pic unnnnrelated
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it's her boyfriend
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>>17537564
that's absolutely the worst thing I want to hear
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You could just ask her?
Or ask her out and find out.
So theres this girl I really like, but shes out of my league. I'm thinking of getting her name tattooed on my dick. It's a pretty good size so I think I can fit both her first and last name if I use 12 pt font or something. Sound like a good idea?
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any particular reason?
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>>17537541
Depends on the font?
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>>17537541
Use comic sans.
Also how are you planning on keeping an erection through the pain long enough for this?
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My ex cheated on me a lot, finally yesterday he dumped me and was already trying to get a new girlfriend. I messaged this girl and said that he was with me when he started dating her too. She hasn't seen the message yet, should I try to salvage the situation? I could say I lied. But the ex is a cheater, he cheated on me and his ex too but he could be faithful to the new girl (I doubt it though). He is 100% still a liar since he lied he was single. They have been dating for a week and she was just the first girl to answer him on a dating site.
What to do?
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Don't do anything else. That was petty, but fuck him, he's a cheater anyway.
Delete her number, block his and move on.
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>>17537495
What to do when she answers me though? Or maybe she won't see the message, I sent it on Facebook.
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Halp
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Am I a shit person for taking advantage of a literal retarded hooker?
Aside from doing every disgusting thing to her including licking my asshole, I also pay her shorter than she asks: I pay 60$ and she asks for 80$. I usually fuck her throat and then the ass.
I've been there only twice but I have considered paying even less since she is too retarded to count money. On the other hand I don't want the pimp (whom she has for sure because no one that retarded goes into the business by themselves) to notice and someday beat me up.
I've considered robbing her as well as she always puts the money under the mattress of the bed she doesn't use to fuck, and she always goes to the bathroom at the end to wash her mouth and face and whatnot. That would be the perfect time.
Should I do it someday once I get tired of fucking her?
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Your morals are clearly very loose so skys the limit bro anything short of straight murder is A-OK
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>>17537474
If she's short on money the pimp will probably beat her
So there's that
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>>17537490
she talks directly to the customer so I'd say he (if he exists) doesn't know how many people she fucked that day.
If I can't get a perfect 6/10 artsy hipster girl who likes death grips to love me, literally why should I try to be successful in life?
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>>17537448
Try doing it for that 6/10 artsy hipster girl
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>>17537467
>No death grips
Dropped.
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>>17537713
Misread your post.
Do it for that reason, OP. Be successful so that, when the day comes, you'll be completely ready for her.
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>girl I had a crush on in high school
>asked her to go to a movie with me
>get curved
Just broke up with my gf and this other girl also goes to my college, should I try and DM her or is it a horrible idea
she already said no once, and she's japanese and my ex was vietnamese and they know each other so honestly I'm probably going to get rejected AND thought of as a yellow fever creep, etc.
talk me out of this
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>>17537447
Can a hip millennial tell me what "get curved" means so I can give actual advice?
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Please op dont do it, you will get curved and she will most likely talk about it, although if you really want to do it and you shouldn't, wait a while time will help a little bit
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>should I try to dm her
>Dungeon Master her
What?
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>former neet
>mum threatens to kill me if I don't get my shit together
>attempt to go to a driving school, start walking groceries to the house, clean more often, etc
>gets agitated that I'm not doing things the way she likes and then threatens to kill me again
>doings things her way is to mindlessly rely on family, which just leads to more trouble
>now 19 and can't drive or get a job due to this
How do you deal with a violent, controlling family
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>>17537395
>How do you deal with a violent, controlling family
You leave it. Any way that you can.
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>>17537395
>also 19
>first job laid me off three days ago
>can't drive and can only afford one month of rent
I was gonna ask /adv/ to see if anyone knows how to work from home as a beginner, because I need cash but I have no car to get it.
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>>17537427
How'd you get employed? I've just been firing out applications online so far.
>>17537407
you sound like you speak from experience
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Hey /ADV/
I feel like a boring fuck, I get bored easily talking to people and just I don't have fun in general. My sense of humor is kind of shitty, anyway I can not be a boring shit or improve or is it social skills ?
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I meant to say I don't want to be a boring shit, but how can I improve?
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>>17537372
>>17537369
What makes you laugh or spikes your interest?
Speaking to people is like any skill it needs experience, once you are comfortable around people and have them laughing and eating out your hand it becomes enjoyable you can then open up and find them amusing. You sound closed off.
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>>17537408
Satire makes me laugh a lot, mean humor, dark humor, witty dry humor. Anything that surprises me really.
I like Acting, stand up comedy, music, anime spikes my interests, video gaming.
Long story short about being closed off, I have trouble of making witty or fun remarks when I use to talk to people. People have left me before and I'm kind of an only child along side only having one parent and almost no other family. So I felt lonely all the time, I taught myself to filter my words. I won't even say remarks like I am bored or I love this or that, or things that would seem normal in a conversation as an observation or opinion. I keep things brief, but I only keep it brief because I tend to be boring and now, I lost the ability to just naturally tell people what I think or do.
BTW I am currently doing self-devolpment work on the issue but it's hard cause I might be closed off?
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I know this is a stupid question, but I legit can't find a better person to hang out and relate to other than myself. They say opposites attract, but that doesn't make any sense. All you're gonna do is not talk to each other because you don't have anything in common.
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>>17537305
No one can be exactly like you. And you already have 100% of your own interests and experiences. If you love yourself that much, get a rib taken out so you can suck your own cock.
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>>17537305
It's better to be alone. Find you a s/o and keep a few people around just in case you need a little help every now and then.
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>>17537305
WOW ONE SAYING BASED ON MICROSCOPIC SCIENCE ISNT UNIVERSALLY APPLICABLE TO ROMANTIC RELATIONS? YOU MEAN ITS JUST SOMETHING PEOPLE SAY TO EXPLAIN AWAY WHY SOME PEOPLE WITH VAST DIFFERENCES FALL IN LOVE DESPITE THE AFOREMENTIONED ISSUE?
seriously wahts the problem here? if you are happy being independent great. if you are happy being with someone like you, great. if you can manage to make it work with an 'opposite', do that.
whats the actual issue here?
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25f here. Still a virgin. Not kissless, but I'm beginning to think I'm just not attractive to guys. Idk why. I try to be interested in what they're doing and I do stuff of my own, but I never seem to find one that wants to spend time with me. What am I doing wrong, /adv/? I'm slightly overweight, wear glasses, not even an 8, but I like to think I look cute.
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pls be my gf
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Do you have a picture?
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>>17537325
no she's mine I want her
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I will be taking a girl on a date to a a thrift store pretty soon. My excuse for asking is to garner some old clothes to use as costumes in our play. My question is, how can I make it enjoyable for her, enough to open the possibility for a more serious date in the future and maybe a potential relationship? This occasion could be a "sneak peek" into what a relationship with me would be like, so she needs to enjoy it. I'm talking should I make her follow me around in the store while we look together, sometimes picking out funny things and getting into shannanigans or what?
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>>17537258
Just be like while were out lets get something to eat, but be a little more subtle about it, like oh im hungry how about you?
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this sounds like what i do with my high school friends in reverse tbqh
you should be fine, good luck
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>>17537264
I think this is a good idea.
Honestly OP, it sounds like you did pretty well. Did you make it explicit to her that the two of you are going on a date to the thrift store, or, on paper at least, are the two of you just hanging out?
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I made a suicide pact on here last month and am counting down my last week. Still choosing method whats the best way to kill yourself with no pain no mess no drama? My last resort would be using a gun. Is it painful or is it lights out instantly? I've also considered drowning I hear once you get past the panic its quite peaceful.
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are you that desperate for attention... What the fuck is so bad in you life?
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stand on the edge of a tall beautiful mountain and poof yourself in the head with a big gun.
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fertilizer bomb
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Sup /adv/,
Current situation: Been dating this Japanese girl for a little over a year. She's visited me twice, I've visited her 3 times and we talk regularly over LINE / gtalk / email.
I think I'm in love. I can't stop thinking about her. Long distance relationship is hard though.
Should I move to Japan? I presently work a remote job and I've worked remotely while in Japan recently - its not that hard. Problem is, don't you need to be a citizen? If I'm a remote employee, I don't have a work visa.
Then there's the language barrier. I've been learning Japanese on my own for about a year, but I got a long way to go. There's also things like where the fuck do I live at? She lives just outside of north western Tokyo in the Oume prefecture. What's rent like? Can I buy a house? What would I do for a car? Would I even need one?
tl;dr
Move to Japan Y or N to be with girlfriend?
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>>17537210
I vote Y
also you cant buy shit gajin you have to marry her
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I moved to Japan 4 years ago and have been living in Tokyo. You don't need a car unless you live in the countryside and rent isn't that expensive compared to western cities. You don't need to buy a house.
You need a bachelor's degree to get a work visa sponsored by a company in Japan.
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Ask her first.