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I've recently been single and going on dates. The girl I've gotten along best with is maybe 100lbs and 5ft3. She's fucking skinny and her whole family are super skinny people including her brothers. I'm 6ft 5 265 and I'm built like an offensive lineman. Should I risk breeding with this girls inferior genetics? She's half Spanish half white with a very cute face and great teeth.

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don't tell me amino acids or i will cut you

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How can you go to uni, on one hour sleep, with a shit load of work late, after jacking off to some incest hentai at 6am after staying up all night, and then proceed to act normal or look a pretty girl in the eye and try to pull a smile. Like I don't really lack self confidence and I think I'm decent looking but man I'm not even human

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>20 years old
>landed an amazing interview in 2 days
>position i've always wanted
>paralyzed by immense self-doubt
>can't motivate myself to study/prepare for interview

any advice? i have all of tomorrow free to prepare for it

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So I realized that my goal for a perfect body is being stopped by back acne scars. How do I diminish or get rid of them? My face ones are mostly okay, and I'm not sure why these seem to be so much worse.

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Hello /adv/ I have a lot of pent up aggression sometimes and need an outlet for it. I am a college student and cant afford nutritional food or gym memberships and cant channel it into exercise. Could use some suggestions for outlets to dispense this energy

I dont have any hobbies as i got bored with all of the hobbies ive had in the past.

pic related, it is me

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>end up in class with girl I've been crushing on for a year
>match with her on tinder first week of class
>too nervous to talk to her in person, talk on tinder a little bit
>have class with her today
>say "hey" but still very awkward and beta
>she adds me on Facebook after class

OK, she's obviously sending positive signals. But how do I play it from here? Should I message her right now??

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hey /adv/ im confused.. i know this is going to sound made up, but im in love with dylan klebold. i read his journals and i fell like hes talking to me. i know he did some bad things and i dont condone them, but i understand why he did them and i can relate heavily to those feelings that he was having. and when ever i try to come out about thins people immediately think im a sick person, i just want to be with him.

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Are there any male or female names that sound like

>Cellar Door

I love Edgar Allen Poe and I agree with him that that word is the most beautiful word in the English language.

I would like to name my son or daughter something that sounds somewhat similar in tone. Anyone know any names like that?

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>mother stops drinking
>suddenly one day stressful situation happens
>stop it, everythings ok now
>suddenly mom is drunk later in the day every day
she insists its not alcohol but its her anxiety. she has panic attacks and starts crying and says she doesnt want to live. she slurrs really bad and is really out of it, i had to walk her to her room ince because she physically could not do it without falling. its really freaking me out. i cant find any alcohol, she used to have some under the sink until i mentioned it and told her to toss it. it wasnt in the trash when it disappeared.
what the fuck do i do, /adv/?
whats wrong with her?

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>lived on-campus for 4 days so far, first time doing so
>no idea what to do, feel like I'm wasting time

Like, I had classes today which was cool and I got some study partners' numbers. I saw a guy I met the first day and switched numbers with, he invited me to do something on the spot but I was busy so I told him "try in an hour," no response. I went to a dorm movie night but the planning was a disaster and I just kind of powed-around with an RA, nothing big since everyone seemed to be friends already

Like, is this normal for a first few days? There's parties going on all around and I have no idea how to get invited or how to mingle at events. I'll walk around campus a bit, find nothing, and just head back to my place. What should I be looking for/doing to have a more social college life?

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I don't even know where to begin.

I'm a college freshman. It's a pretty big school, and I come from a pretty small city. I'm surrounded by opportunity, and for some reason I couldn't care less.

Everyone is making friends so easily. I'm surrounded by lean, pretty girls who are taking boys to their rooms and I can't even manage to make a friend. I don't have a lot of experiences I can relate to other people with, and I'm ridiculously awkward. I honestly feel like most people are disgusted by me.

I can't stop eating. I'm going through three packs of gum a day to curb my appetite, and nothing is working. I'm not at all overweight, but it seems like I'm on the verge of it. I can't focus on studying. Nothing feels real anymore. I can't connect to anyone without feeling like a nuisance.

I keep spending my time reading through old messages from friends who don't even talk to me anymore. I'm so stuck in the past. Nothing that used to make me happy brings any feeling anymore. I always feel tired and empty.

School has just begun, and I'm already tempted to skip classes and sleep in all the time. No friends to hang out with, no clubs I'm interested in. I'm scared of venting anywhere else because I have a friend who likes to track people down and record what they're doing online.

I'm starting to wonder if this was just a waste.

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So im going to get straight to the point. I don't do any drugs (which is why i dont know how worried to be) and I'm almost positive I was exposed to second hand crystal meth fumes off and on for about a day and a half. I was staying with some people I didnt know much at all in a hotel room and I guess this is the shit that can happen in a situation like that. They were smoking when I wasnt in the room but that means when I was there or slept i was exposed to whatever crap was floating around. I'm a hypochondriac and am worried how this will effect me. I had a bag of clothing with me and am wondering at this point if i should just throw it all away? It has a weird smell to it and Im really pissed off. Im not sure if this is an over reaction or not but I figured someone here might be able to tell me. I read that it can embed itself as a residue onto surfaces so now im considering throwing away stuff i dont want to. Im sorry for the long post but im really irritated over this.

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How do you turn work into a positive, constructive, and fulfilling part of your life, instead of something you heavily resent?

I was always great at school because you were presented with challenging, but measurable goals, and at the end, you enjoyed a few weeks or months of time to refresh your mind.

In work, and I'm a hard worker, you are presented a project and before you even have time to get to the halfway point, your next project is on your plate, and there's no respite besides a few months of scattered time off where you worry about work anyways. The only hope you have is to be tied down til you retire, at which point you'll be too old to enjoy most things anyways, if you live.

Help me feel less bleak every day.

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So I've got this benign cyst on the end of my dick. It's in line with my perineal raphe in the foreskin. Had it all my life. Early high school it started getting big enough to cause discomfort, so I went to a doctor and they poked a hole in it and just squished the fluid out.
It had done this on its own when i was much younger. I vaguely remeber it, but I remeber squeezing it and a stream of clear/barely milky fluid coming out.
It slowly came back and I haven't gotten rid of it because it rubs my sex partners right in the G spot when we're doing doggy and they say it's the best thing they've ever felt.

Anyways, it's getting bigger and uncomfortable again finally and I'm wondering if I can just poke a hole it in with a needle and squeeze it out myself. It already did the thing where it got so big that it started leaking out and I squeezed it some and milked what I could out, but there's still more. I don't want to go through the hassle and cost of going to a doctor again, being referred to a specialist, having like 3 damn appointments just to have somebody stab my dick skin with a needle and milk me.

I'll provide pictures if anyone is curious.

Tl;dr should I poke a hole with a needle in my dick skin myself. I vote I get drunk and do it.