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Why women become prostitutes. Because they are nimfomaniacs?
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>>17542834
Because it brings in decent money, there's plenty of men are very willing to pay for sex so the market is good and because it's usually not the worst job out there. It's mostly just good business probably.
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>>17542834
Because it is a way to make good and easy money.
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>>17542839
These. Depending on where you live, you can net $100,000 tax free as a professional whore.
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What did I do wrong? Met a cute girl at the bus stop last night, we talked for quite a while and seemed to hit it off pretty well, (she was playing pokemon GO so I springboarded off of that) got her number and texted her later that night- she responds pretty happily and flirtatiously (at least, to me) until I bring up ashton kutcher. She then becomes very cold, and quickly drops that she has a bf. Do you guys think she just really hates Ashton Kutcher.
Our texts. http://imgur.com/a/QdjlD
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>>17542754
You didn't do anything wrong. She just has a bf dude
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>>17542754
you didnt do anything wrong. she is probably just retarded and didnt realize that you where trying to get into her. who the fuck gets a girl number unless they want to date them
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>>17542754
lol dont blame ashton kutcher dude
>at least, to me
yeah to you. She wasn't interested in you physically.
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hey, I could really use some advice :) I'm Norwegian, and today I got a call from the police saying they want to question me. A package with my name on, containing weed got stopped in customs. I got it through darkweb, so I don't think they can link the package to any purchase I made. What should I say to the police?
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>>17542749
Lie. Tell you have no idea what it is, where it came from or why it was under your name.
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>>17542749
You should tell them the truth. It's the right thing to do. God sees everything and lying is a sin.
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>>17542759
Nice b8 m8.
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So this woman I kinda know seems like good girlfriend material. Went on sort of a date or two with her a year and a half ago. We ended up spooning by the end of one of them, but I had to get up early, and we went to bed way too late for any sexy business. (She did grind her ass against me, and I felt her up a bit, that was all.) I tried to get her out on more dates, but she was reluctant, end I got distracted by other women. I did get her to come see her one time we both were out drinking, and we made out, but that was the only time. There's been a few more times I've tried hooking up with her, but she's always been seemingly timid, and I can't always be bothered playing games with her, so I forget about it, rather than trying harder. Met her a week and a half ago, and she told me she doesn't have any reasons not to hang out with me. When I told her I never stopped thinking about her ever since our night together, she said "stop joking!" and then she left. Walked passed her again last night, as she was leaving the outdoors seating area of a pub, two houses down from my regular. I signalled that I was heading there, and told her to come for one last drink before she went home. She seemed unsure, and I didn't stop to wait. Wrote her something in the lines of "you're taking your good time" and she replied with a screenshot of an album playing on spotify. I wrote back "ooh, good album!" and then "so, when are you planning on becoming my girlfriend," to which she just wrote "haha"
How much more of an autist should I pretend to be in order to nail her. i know she thinks I'm fit, so that's not the issue, but I really don't know whether she's reluctant BECAUSE I come too much across as wanting an exclusive relationship (she had just gotten out of one not long before our first date,) and she only wants something casual - or BECAUSE she thinks I only want something casual, and she only wants a steady realationship and is afraid of falling in love with someone who leaves.
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Are you in love with her?
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You come off as desperate and it is clear she knows that you are doing this to nail her.
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>>17542769
No, but I wouldn't mind falling in love with her. And if not, I'd like to have her as one of my regulars. If we could fall in love, I would consider ending my polyamourous lifestyle, because it's been more than three years since I had an exclusive girlfriend, and it would be nice to try.
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How do I deal with an irritating kid sitting next to me in class? He's obnoxious and seems to like invading my personal space. He's about 20 and acts like he's bi-polar with ADHD or something.
I don't think simply asking "Could you not be a cunt please" is going to cut it, and I'd rather not threaten him with violence as I wouldn't want to follow through and be removed from class; nor do i like the idea of confrontation, should he step up.
I'd move seats, but there are none spare.
Any diplomatic way I can handle this?
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Are you in university/college?
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>>17542721
>What can I do to get away from someone?
Simply tell him to fuck off or move yourself. This isn't kindergarten twat.
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>>17542727
UK College.
>>17542742
You're in the wrong board. Fuck off back to /b/, virgin.
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Sooo my gf of 6-8 months is having her birthday next week, so I obviously have to buy her a gift. Now I'm friends with her best friend, but I don't want to ask her cuz she's shit with holding secrets from her. Now so far I'm thinking of taking her out to TGI Fridays and end our date In a 4 star hotel in the city. Now what I need is a middle gift, she's in to make-up stuff, but she has shit tonn of it...so maybe not the best idea? What brands are really good? What do you girls wish for. Or what did u guys give Ur gf's as a gift?
And yes it's her thicc ass
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First off that isn't thick, just a flabby ass with a decent shape.
Regarding a gift? A 20-30 bracelet will do, ask the lady in front what girls usually like and make sure it is between that price point. Works for me and I hate going to jewelry shops.
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>middle gift
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Maybe a jewelry ?
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I need to fly to a friend's wedding in a month. His wedding's on a Saturday and in a Dutch city I've never been to before (I live in Europe). Should I fly in the day before, or two days before to get the lay of the land a bit and prepare, maybe see him first? Also, I'm thinking of leaving Monday, so I can recover/do some sightseeing Sunday.
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Two days. Day one to get an idea where the wedding will be taken place and the local area for the after party.
Day 2 for travelling and experience the culture. Soak up as much as you can and enjoy yourself because you won't be coming here ever again. Hell if you can make it 3 days that would be better for your experiences honestly.
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>>17542687
Which city?
I mean, Dutch cities are tiny compared to some other countries' cities. We judge what is and isn't a city based on whether or not the place in question has Medieval city rights. In official terms, we don't use the definition of "city", but just municipality, hence the old definition sticks. And sometimes people just calling a big place a "city".
So unless you're going to Amsterdam or Rotterdam, you're probably going to a small place where it's easy to find your way around.
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>>17543186
Maastricht.
Already booked for two days in advance. It'll go down like this:
Thurs: Fly there, settle in
Fri: Sightsee
Sat: Wedding
Sun: Recover, sightsee, maybe bang an escort
Mon: Fly out
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>A cute grill you want to go out with give you a little piece of paper and a pen, ask you to write something for her
What do you write ?
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Your number?
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I'd probably sperg out and ask what she wants me to write, which would result in her not telling me whatever she initially had in mind.
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>>17542692
It's a gril you see everyday at school, she wants a sweet little word from you she'll put in her pencil box, read it often and thinking of you reading it
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Anyone here ever used a prostitute? Sometimes I get really horny and masturbation just doesn't cut it. I'm thinking about trying out a prostitute, but I'm a bit weary of getting robbed or something. If you've used one, was it fun? Is 20 minutes really enough time to fuck someone? It seems like if you go for any longer than 20 the rates get ridiculous.
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>>17542660
Is prostitution legal in your country?
Then go for it. Get a nice call girl, preferably an older woman.
2 hours with some slav model girl would cost you 200-300 euros over here.
Is it not legal? I wouldn't try it, too many things could go wrong with shady backsites.
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>>17542660
Prostitution is illegal in most of the US, Anon.
Why IS it illegal, anyway?
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>20 minutes
You are kidding right? Haha no make it 2 hours.
You are going to fuck her as many times as possible because not only do you want to be satisfied but you also want to get more familiar with sex. Ask for tips on how to eat a girl out and make sure to listen to her instruction on penetration as well as how to make it pleasurable to her.
Get an escort not a hooker.
Personally I go to strip clubs and bang the strippers if I pay a big enough tip.
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I'm having a psuedo-emergency and need to call a specific person, but I can't use my phone.
Is there some service online that will let me make a short phone call?
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Use a pay phone.
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>>17542628
LOLWUT
The closest pay phone to me is a thirty minute's drive...
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>>17542632
Make the trip if you consider it to be an emergency.
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How often do people get into relationships that come from random approaches?
My friend tells me that I'm missing out by not talking to girls around campus, but I'm not so convinced that it will work. I'm skeptical that anything more than casual dating will come out of this. Am I missing out?
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You idiot.
Most people meet their significant other in college. Yes you are missing out and not only that but are missing out on friendships that can last for years to come.
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>>17542621
Like anything it CAN happen, but your chances - both of not being turned away and of any relationship developing - are better if you have SOME point of contact. i.e. the girl sitting next to you in class is a better chance than one picked randomly from a crowd.
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>>17542621
Are you over 6'0, not overweight, handsome, have big dick, and rich?
Then go for it.
Otherwise, don't, you got no chance, females rather fuck the Chads, even knowing they sleep with a different girl every night.
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Do you ever wish your parents had never had you? I do sometimes. I can't believe life is so brutal, I'm mentally handicapped with bipolar, tourettes, and probably some other things. Every time I've ever been around a group of people I have nothing to contribute to the conversation, my best bet socially is to stare at the floor. My parents hate the shit out of me. I am ignored by most people even if I need them for something. people here complain about relationship "issues" and such. Without realizing that if anybody would want to be with you in the first place you have very few issues. I don't think I'll ever have interaction with women outside of escorts. I just need to get out of this scam called life.
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Go back to /pol/ retard.
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>>17542609
>people here complain about relationship "issues" and such. Without realizing that if anybody would want to be with you in the first place you have very few issues
what an ignorant statement
go to hell
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>>17542609
>I just need to get out of this scam called life.
I notice that most of this board seems to feel this way. So did I, when I was like 14-16 and a severe faggot. It's time to grow the fuck up.
Everyone on 4chan likes to talk shit about all the other sites like tumblr or reddit or whatever, but this whole site is dedicated to either "Muh feefees" or being an edgy faggot "ignoring muh feefees".
>be quite drunk yesterday
>get sucked by some bitch with a condom on
>turns out she has AIDS
What are my chances to get fucked ? I kissed her and put my fingers in her pussy, but the main act (her mouth on me cock) was with a condom. Hope I'm not done for.
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you're done for.
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Head out (no pun intended) and get tested immediately.
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>>17542568
Generally HIV does not transmit quite so easily through oral sex, saliva doesn't transmit it particularly well. It really depends on the viral content she had, but since you used a condom it sounds pretty safe. If she was on medication for her condition, then the chances were basically 0% However, go get tested, it will put your mind at ease.
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Told my ex 'I still have feelings for you' she said 'I do too sometimes', then I fucked it up by saying some cringeworthy shit and coming on too hard and with some fedora tier teasing/flirting which was cringeworthy as fuck.
But anyway, I want her back, what to do now ;(
Pic is my face right now
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>>17542558
>getting back together with an ex
Never be this stupid. It got fucked up once, it will happen again.
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>>17542571
Yeah I know. But I don't care. Now to my main point
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>>17542587
There is no main point, the guy is right. You don't go back to your exes.
Move on from this bitch.
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Alright /adv/, simple question: Are there any negative effects to very frequent masturbation?
I'm 24, I wank it 3-6 times per day, depending on mood.
Except when I'm sleep deprived, then I can go into the double digits quite easily.
I understand this is much more than the average person, are there any negative effects of this?
pic semi related I guess
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Brain fog
Lack of concentration
Numbing of the emotions
Can't talk to girls
Addiction leads your body to increase the tolerance so expect more and more graphic porn to fap
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>>17542556
Nothing besides only getting off from it.
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>>17542567
This, this is true but it isn't really agreed on in science yet since there hasn't been good studies on it. But take my word for it. I've tried nofap on and off and the times I try nofap I DO feel better, yet somehow I can't escape porn. We're trapped bruh.