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Her and I have hit a bit of a lul in our relationship but still both love each other very much, and want to try to get rid of this lul. We noticed that whenever we have a goal together things seem to work better
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It's not a hobby, but my boyfriend and I like to play games together, especially point and click style games. Escape the room games are among our favourites
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>>17701762
Underwater basket-weaving
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>>17701762
My girlfriend and I paint watercolor from time to time. Get a colaborative project between the two going.
What are your interests?

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Hi. I got a pack of trojan ultra thin and truthfully, they are so tight to the point where it feels uncomfortable and I have trouble putting it on (uncut here fyi). My girth is a little over 5 and a half inches when I last measured so it is somewhat thicker than average but my length is average. My question is, should I get magnums just to accommodate my girth? Anyone have experience with this.
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>>17701759
>My question is, should I get magnums just to accommodate my girth?
Yeah? You can always just not roll them down the whole way, you know
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>>17701780

I know that of course but I just was not sure if magnums are for like porn star tier 6 inch+girth
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>>17701786
The difference is not that great, it's largely a marketing thing. Why don't you just buy a small pack and try one alone to see if it's better?

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Is there a connection between bachelorhood and homosexuality? Many relatives tell me if i'm gay because i don't have a gf or married. How can i be gay if i watch lesbian porn and watching hot women that gives me a boner?
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>>17701755
>Is there a connection between bachelorhood and homosexuality?
No
>Many relatives tell me if i'm gay because i don't have a gf or married.
They're idiots
>How can i be gay if i watch lesbian porn and watching hot women that gives me a boner?
Do you like men? Are you aroused by them? No? You're not gay.
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>>17701755

yes. if you are single, you will automatically suck dick. its simple physics.

>how can i be gay if i watch lesbian porn.

lesbians ARE gay. case solved.
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>>17701879
Men watching men/women porn is gay because you're watching man's penis. Women/women porn is not gay and no men in it. So there's your dumbfuck phisics.

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My son's middle name is Wolf. My wife and I are expecting our 2nd son in March and I want to give him an awesome middle name.

If you could pick your middle name, what would you choose?
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Theo

Means god in Latin.
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Uh bear, or lion
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my sons name is enzo

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Alright boys, I'm in a shitty situation. Last December I met this girl and we hit things off really well. We were just FWB for 2 months, but then started dating and life was good. We dated for a few months, but broke up around March. I'm not gonna go into detail because its a long story I doubt anyone cares about, just know its a mess. While we got along really well and we both really liked each other, I wasn't a good boyfriend and honestly a huge cunt. I made a lot of mistakes, and I hurt her with a lot of things that I did, and I've felt terrible about it.

After the break up, she blocked me on Facebook, Snapchat, and my phone number. I'm gonna be honest guys, since the break up I haven't lost feelings. I've been with other girls since then, and while I never compare them to her, by the end of it I realize it was never as good, I wasn't as happy. I really like this fucking girl, and I understand why she won't give me a second chance, and I don't blame her. But I have genuinely changed a lot, I realized everything I did, and I know that if she gave me a chance it wouldn't ever happen again.

I talked to a friend and his ex about it, they gave me some advice that seems crazy to me. They told me to confront her in person. I know where she works, I could easily spend a day around the area hanging out until she gets off work and try talking to her. It seems crazy, and illegal, but to be honest I think I'm going to go through with it tomorrow.

Don't go easy on me boys, I need this. Should I do it?
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guys like you are the fucking worst, if you know you fucked up and were a cunt to her then why tf are you gonna confront her?!? confront her about what? the fact that you were a dick? dude just stop. she obviously wants nothing to do with you. when girls still want something to do with their ex ITS SO FUCKING OBVIOUS and here she just really doesn't want you no more so back off and move on
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Yeah don't do this
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>>17701738
Was gonna say the same thing. Confront her in person. Tell her what you wrote her. You like her and haven't lost feelings and have genuinely changed after some time and realizing you're a fucking idiot.

>>17701747
Kill yourself, faggot.

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Is it ever a good idea to tell a new gf/SO that you're a virgin?
Male, 21, Student, and of course virgin. I'm seeing a girl who i know has had long relationships in the past, but I'm afraid if I tell her that I'm a virgin that it could only hurt her perception of me. Whenever i think about her possible reactions, most of them point to me being a loser/inexperienced and would only produce unattractive vibes.
My current plan is to not bring it up, and if she ever asks i'll tell her that I've had sex before but it's been a long time. Do women really appreciate this level of honesty or care that they'd be my first? Or do i go with my gut and never let her know?
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Dude, the more upfront you are about it the more they will think it's cute and not creepy. Just next time anything sexual comes up be like "yo, I am a Virgin and if you laugh you are a dick" and she will be like "awww yis, I'm gonna be a special one"

You don't see it now, but after a while sex becomes not that big a deal and you will look back on this and laugh
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>>17701694
I never felt like it was a big deal that im a virgin in the first place, but i recently thought "oh shit if i tell her itll backfire". Thanks for the tip
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>>17701694
This.

Yes, women love that type of honesty.

Actually, any human, male or female, like honesty... a lot.

Don't worry about it, and tell her straight up when the time comes.

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So, my girl just broke up with me ( We've been dating for almost like 3 months) the reason ? She said it was getting too serious and she wasn't prepared for that/wanted that, she said she was focusing on her career and her master's degree ( also she's a muslim, so we used to date secretly). I talked to her through the whole day trying to make things work and saying my point of view about it all, and the reasons why we should give ourselves a chance, but she said "no" " I'm sorry" but we're not on the same "vibe" and stuff like that.. and she even said, oh we can still talk 'cos' I like you and you will find the right person for you. Well, my world just fell down, guys..any tip to deal with this situation ? I was really into this girl...

Ps* she broke up with me exactly a week after my b-day( she gave me a book and that made me feel really depressed knowing that I can't read this shit anymore) ,that saddens me even more....
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Here's a bump for you
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You weren't even 'dating' three months, grow some balls
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From my own experience (i am dealing with last part of not letting thoughts of my gf fuck up my life after a more than a year with her) i can tell you to just act like you don't give a fuck but also not distance yourself too much so the situation can clear up... Maybe her parents said something that made her question your relation? maybe something happened and you just dont know? just wait and dont make a fool out of yourself concentrate on stuff you didnt do becuse you were meeting her or something, maybe listen to some music? explore it? that's what helped me the most

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Why does dating have to be so hard?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89xUz9fZBXA
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I don't fucking get it.

I've been going out with this girl for a few weeks. Our first date was the best one I've ever had, she tells me our dates are the most fun she's had in america, tells me she can't wait to see me again; the works. She even told me "someday I would like to take you to brazil. My family would love you", and we even had a date planned for tomorrow.

Then about 20 minutes ago she tells me that she likes a girl, and that we can still be friends.

God dammit.
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>>17701675

I dunno man, it just is. Dating is hard for everyone everywhere. All of the time.

Although, there is a small possibility that everyone doesn't have the same identical experience and that there are a thousand minuscule factors that contribute to how well or how poorly someone does something.

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Tricky question, since it goes both ways.

I am too unstable that I shift from feeling miserable, pathetic and inferior to feeling like an unstoppable Lion that cannot tolerate others who might be on a better position, are more successful or intelligent.

So it shifts between those two extremes, but the jealousy, the ''toxic'' ego is always present. I am extremely narcissistic and the worst thing is that I am so self aware of every last bit of it that almost everyday I am at a conflict whenever I am not by myself.

Thing is, I don't know what to conclude of it. Is this how people generally feel? Is this normal? I mean, it doesn't particularly feel good to me, but I figured that its part of growing up and bettering oneself right?
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>>17701654
Sounds bipolar.
You can get diagnosed and medicated.
You can also try shrooms or something that leads to ego death.

Also, totally unrelated, Repin is amazing
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>>17701666

>le meds meme

T-thanks satan.
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>>17701680
You get a broken leg.
You get a cast

Your mind is fucked
You get something to help

Bipolar is not a fucking flag to raise self-righteously.

It's as much an injury as a broken leg. It doesn't feel like it, but that's how it is.
You are not thinking right.

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So I had a drunk one night stand with a chick at a bar, I used a condom. A week later I got an itchy rash on the back of my calf, thinking nothing of it. Now my groin area and rectum itches but no legions have shown up yet. I am scheduling an STI test for Herpes tomorrow. Anyone have any advice?

Pic related cause I guess I will have to remain celibate like this fuck for the rest of my life.
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dont know anything about STIs but good luck tmr mate
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>>17701629
holy fuck you're fucked
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>>17701629
Back of your calf? That's really odd.

That was most likely nothing, but your itchy balls are definitely a something

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How do I start a conversation with people?
Never really picked up the skill, and I've always gotten the impression just saying hello to people at random was not socially acceptable.
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dude fuck people don't talk to them don't trust them don't make friends with them people are the worst and i should know cause im a people
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Small talk

>Hey I bought this thing, have you ever used thing?
>I bumped into this one person and told me this
>Where do you live? I'm planning on moving to PLACE but I'm not sure if it's a good place
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>>17701689
See this is where I get stuck. Like the first one, should I just walk up to someone in a store and say that or something?
Second one I kind of see, though, so if it every applies: thanks.

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ok so yesterday i got caught shop lifting and i received a ticket with a court date. this is my first time getting in trouble with the law at all, so the day of the court do i plead guilty or how tf does that work? cause i kept reading online not to plead guilty but if they have me on camera and everything how would hat work for me? also i'm scared i won't get a public defender cause i also read hat for your first offense you don't really get one. ALSO i want to get diversion, meaning it'll get off my record with classes and community service or whatever. i don't fucking know, i don't know shit about court and im so scared ill say and do the wrong things on my court date which is the 2nd of november. PLEASE PLEASE HELP ME
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>>17701581
Get a public defender. They usually arrange a plea deal, in which case you plead guilty and the judge lets you off with a lesser charge. Usually diversion.
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I'm not a lawyer but I don't think you can be turned down a public defender. Don't say shit without one.


Also stop being a fucking retard and stop shoplifting you fucking idiot
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>>17701585
do you think the day of my court i'll be able to get one there or should i start looking for one already on my own?

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Took that one personality test recently, I'm and ENTJ-A (Commander)
Ask me anything
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>>17701571
Astrology for pseudo intellectuals
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>>17701571
what part of the ENTJ description on 16personalities dot com stroked your ego enough for you to buy into MBTI without questioning it's abject lack of academic credibility?
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How much below average is your IQ?

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I have a problem that started affecting my relationship with friends and with my girlfriend.

People often say I'm annoying because I know everything or say that I think I know everything. I had a group of friends in the past and they used to say that to me a lot in the period close to the end of our friendship. Now I have a new group of friends and they also say that. The thing is, I don't really think I do that but since so many people tell me this I know there's something wrong with me and I want to fix it.

There are some things that I think might affect/cause this:

1- I like to search on Google and Youtube about trivia, science (mainly Biology), and curious things in general. Also about simple things like "why do we sneeze" or "why do we laugh" and stuff like this. So, when someone end up talking about something simple like that that I know, I say it for everyone (that's what er are talking about, I know the answer so why not?). Sometimes people act like I'm a genius and I'm NOT AT ALL. I just know trivia, that's nothing impressive. It's a hobbie of mine or something. I just like reading about random stuff.

2- I VERY OFTEN disagree with people. I think this is what could contribute the most. I just don't agree with them and I'm very confident about my arguments. When I say something is because I'm certain of it. And most of the time (about 70-80% of time or idk) I'm right, sometimes I'm not. I can't see why I should just agree to someone when I know they're wrong. Sometimes it's a matter of opinion so there's no such thing as an actual "right" answer to the matter, but people still say I think I know everything when it's something like that too.

It should be clear that I'm not sure if this two things are the actual cause to it, I just have a feeling that's it.
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>>17701545
>certain of it.
>about 70-80% of time

Um. What the fuck. Do you know what being "certain" of something means? There's your issue right there. That's infuriating to be corrected by someone that's so "certain" yet so wrong SO often. I worked with a guy like this once, and he never took ANYONE'S word for anything, and it'd have to be proven to him. Yet he'd spout off all the time as if he was an expert, and was wrong half the time.

There's tons of shit I don't know but I'm not wrong when I do pipe up with some information it's accurate.
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>>17701545
just try to listen more when people talk to you and try to hold back comments that make you sound like you're trying to correct them, feel me nigga?
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>>17701582
That's not the problem because I know I'm not right all the time. And I do agree with people a lot of times too, I just disagree more.

You see, everyone makes mistakes. Sometimes I'm just sure of something and I end up being wrong. That happens. Sometimes I just agree with people. The thing is I disagree more often and I'm right most of the time.

>>17701590
I understand but I don't think the problem is rom correcting people. It's more about disagreeing with them than anything.

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How do I deal with the fact that my "type" is usually also the kind of girl who's legitimately disinterested in dating anyone in the first place?
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Be low-maintenance.
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>>17701499
Dunno how far that will get me when most cases aren't even interested in starting things.

My problem is that I always go for extremely introverted academically inclined girls.
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>>17701505
Same answer. If you want to be with an introvert, you can't be the emotionally needy type, you gotta be able to give her space to do her own thing. It works best if you have your own interests and passions outside of girls/relationship.

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