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Hey /adv/

So I'm suffering from acne and it's really lowering my self confidence. I have it on my chest and back as well. On my back and chest are just the marks they've left but I have lots of blackheads and small developing pimples.

So far I've tried those blackhead removing creams you're supposed to massage in, but those only last about an hour or so before it all starts swelling again, same with those ointments my doctor has given me.

At this point I have no idea what I can do
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See a dermatologist.

>I did.
>She put me on some hardcore shit.
>Now I'm acne free.
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>>17698761
Dermatologist.
Unless it's mild, then just do some research on skin type and stuff.
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>>17698761
Go see a dermatologist.
If your doctor is a licensed dermatologist, go to a different one.

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Long story short I fucked this fat woman and I was drunk but I remember EVERYTHING.. I accidentally did anal on her and I had ....stuff.. all over my dick. I can't do anything without seeing the image in my head and it makes me fucking sick to my stomach like literally throw up. please how do I recover PLEASE
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>>17698751
Same thing happened to me not too long ago, though I didn't do anal.. Just try not thinking about it, it'll go away after a month or two
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>>17698770
It's horrifying....... I'm not even over-exaggerating.. it might put me off sex for a while
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>>17698751
Good, learn your lesson.
Stop being a whore and fucking anything with a hole.
You are disgusting, you deserve to feel like the filth you are.
I hope your dick is stained with obesity shit to remind you of the whore you are and your disgustingly low standards.
Oh, you were drunk? Boo-hoo. You consumed it willingly, these are the consequences.
I genuinely hope the landwhale goes and tells everyone how you plowed her ass and ruins your life.
None of this post is sarcasm.
Get the fuck over yourself you beta pig.

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Any advice for someone that wants to get into U.S politics?
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Move to Canada.
Source: am US
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Yeah: don't
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>>17698723
PIck a party or candidate at the next election (too late for this one). Volunteer at the candidate's local office. Lick envelopes and go door to door. Do a good enough job and, if the candidate wins, he/she might hire you on the staff. Learn a lot. Eventually run for an office yourself.

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this is my first serious relationship and i'm lost. i like having dates and stuff but what else do i do in a relationship? i try and be there for her emotionally and i enjoy being with her, even if it's only been a month of being together. what else do couples do?
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Sex.
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Well, my idea about having a serious relationship is to have it be a test for marriage, which means finding someone who has your best in their mind and vice versa. And yes, sex is a thing that will come from having someone you genuinely care for. But don't forget that too much can kill a relationship. But basically you shouldn't ask us what you should do, ask your partner. She\He if they're serious too, should be more than willing to talk to you about what you guys wanna do.
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>>17698747
we're staving off sex for a little bit but we'be gotten intimate with kissing and similar things. we kind of talked about what we wanted to do and i said that i wouldn't mind having big extravagant dates sometimes and having a night watching movies sometimes too. enjoying each other's company is important to me as much as what we do.

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How to get along with annoying people you get to see almost everyday and have to work with them?
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Headphones
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>>17698666
By grabbing live wires with your bare hands.
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>>17698666
you don't. you aren't there for them

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so I bought this skirt for my girlfriend that lives in another state. I thought she'd look really good in it, and she does from what photos I've seen(not posting photos) but she hates it and she is insecure about it. she wants to return it but the seller doesn't accept refunds. she's really upset that I spent 18 bucks on it and it's going to waste, but that money doesn't bother me at all. she told me to not tell her she looks good in it when she clearly does, how do I convince her to keep it and make her realise she does look good in it?
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>>17698639
why does she think she doesn't look good in it?
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>>17698639
What size did you get?
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She probably know that the skirt looks good on her, she doesn't feel comfortable on it, not all girls in this world have the need to look slutty you know?!

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GUIDELINES:
Before you post a question, check here to see if it's already been answered.
Keep questions short for more answers.
If you're not going to like honest answers, don't ask your question.
And please no derailing arguments.

FAQ:
>Do girls/guys like <insert specific look>?
>Is my body part big/small enough?
>Am I short/tall enough?
>Would you date a virgin?
><random insecurity>
Some do, some don't. Preferences differ, but complexes are always a turn-off.

>I'm shy and afraid of people/rejection. What do I do?
Get over it by practicing and exposing yourself to it, little by little, step by step. There is no single magical moment that will instantly change you forever.

>I like someone. What do I do?
>How can I tell if someone likes me?
Ask them out.

>Where do I meet girls/guys?
Anywhere outside. Or online.

>Someone did something insignificant. What does it mean?
Nothing significant. You're overthinking it.

>XYZ happened. Interpret this for me please
We're not in their head, we don't know.

>This person did something that hurt my feelings. Why do guys/girls do this?
Because shit people are shit people. It's not a gendered thing.

>Someone has made it super clear they're no longer interested in me. Do I still have a chance?
No.

>Where do I go on a first (or subsequent) date?
Pick one or more of the following: coffee, lunch, dinner, drinks, ice cream, movies, zoo, aquarium, museum, art gallery, <activity in your city>.

>Brandon, that guy who keeps asking about cuddling in platonic friendships and fart guy
Fuck off
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For everyone - how long did it take for you and your current SO to become official? Why did it take that long/short?
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>>17698633
Claimed in the name of the Inquisition of Pegasus
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>>17698634
Over a year, due to me being in a relationship when we met. After the breakup, we became a lot closer over a few months and just really hit it off.

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How do I cope with it all. I'm a 27 year old failure. I never really knew what I wanted in life, I just wanted to enjoy it. But I never have.

I didn't fit in in high school. I went to college but didn't take advantage of it. I've never really had friends or close relationships. I can't hold a job because it feels so pointless to me because I had no drive.

Then about half a year ago I babysat my neighbors kids and I really enjoyed it more than I thought I ever would. Shortly after that I met a girl and lost my virginity to. Both of these made me realize what I wanted. I want a family. A girl to love and spend my time with, and children to take care of and love.

But it feels like a lost cause. My life is in shambles and I'm worthless. And I tried to improve myself but nothing changed. I have no clue about how to even get into making friends, let alone finding dates. I finally found what I want in life and I don't think I'll ever have it. I fucking hate how my life turned out. How do I deal with the crushing reality that I'm destined to be alone. It's really bringing back my old suicidal thoughts and it's getting harder to not think about it.
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>>17698621
Go to the store and buy some peanut butter.
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>>17698621
The crushing disappointment that weighs heavy on your soul doesn't really go away. You just kind of learn to deal with it, but you deal with it in a way that makes sense to you.

I don't know what your theology is, if you believe in spirituality or gods or whatever, but that's usually where people find meaning. For the rest of us, we find meaning in ideas. When I was younger, all I wanted was to make a change in the world for the better, something that people would remember me by. As I get older, the realisation that *everything* is finite, even the existence of the universe we live in, has given me a sort of liberty. It's given me the ability to be okay with the shit things that happen. It's taught me to live for myself, my pleasures and my experiences.

One thing I'm certain of though is that I'm not as kind to myself as I should be. It's easy to shit all over ourselves, because we are our biggest critic. It's harder to learn how to respect and love yourself. Without these qualities, how can you expect respect and love from others? The one thing I learned from my father that I'm always using is "Ask as a better question."

"How do I respect and love myself?"
"What qualities do I find deserving of respect and love?"
"How do I build these qualities in myself?"
You can apply it to almost anything, and usually you'll find a simpler way to deal with something that seems unfathomable.

Life is hard, but you have three options.
1. Refuse to face it, and end yourself
2. Keep living in perpetual state of self-loathing and depression
3. Take the steps, however small they might be, towards building a better life for yourself, one that you want to live

I hope you can find some inspiration in these words. Life's always going to be shit, but you can make it less shit.
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>>17698675

I don't own a dog so I don't think that will help me too much.

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Hey /adv/, this is a bit of a long one so I'll greentext it
>be me, 20
>living at home with mom, sister and sister's friend
>saving up to move out
>sister's friend (let's call her Jess), is the only child in the house at 17, but she's a gigantic thundercunt
>Jess is arrogant, disrespectful, and often takes no responsibility for her actions
>whenever I have a problem with her, I have to take it up myself
>mom isn't exactly a disciplinary type, sister won't help because it's her friend
>they always take her side in altercations even if it makes literally no sense
>e.g today Jess was talking to mom about a course or something she's doing at school
>won't stop swearing
>after she said "fucking" at least 4 times in one sentence, I said "Hey! Can you watch your language?"
>immediately met with "stop telling me what to do" / "freedom of speech" bullshit
>tell her it's about respect, neither me or mom appreciate it, stop
>mom agrees, "I don't like it either"
>Jess makes a bigger and bigger deal about it
>i keep trying to get across to her
>mom tells me to just shut up about it
>every time, I ask for discipline, I ask for some sort of ramification for her behavior
>every time, I get nothing
>I try to talk to them with my issues about Jess away from her, and they generally agree but just don't do or say anything
>even when it's something totally justifiable in getting upset with (like her giving something to my dog to chew up and then not cleaning it up) they don't back me up
>but even they complain about her all the time
>they still let her get away with this all this horseshit and it makes me want to scream
>i'll be here for a while longer, but Jess is making my home life very difficult, and she keeps getting worse

so, what the hell do I do?
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why does your sisters friend live with you and your family?
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>>17698623
Her mother kicked her out last year
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>>17698624
>Her mother kicked her out last year
well then tell her she either adapts a bit or she will eventually get kicked out again

I have three cats: one that stays in my room to sleep, eat dry food, drink water, but does all her "business" outside, and the other two are indoors only and use a single litterbox.

My family insists that the box be kept out in the open in our kitchen. I've struggled with this for years but they don't have the same standards of cleanliness as me and don't seem to care that the cats stink up the house several times per day, that it's near our food, that it's near our dog's water bowl, etc.

The problem is: I'm getting seriously sick of this stink box stinking up our entire house (smell going through air vents, permeating through open doors to other rooms, etc) several times per day and having to enter this toxic cloud of cat shit to scoop it up several times per day. It's overwhelming me, I'm tired of my life feeling like it centers around picking up cat turds!

We use Arm & Hammer double duty cat litter and can only afford about two boxes of it per week, sometimes just one. One box of it basically fills about one (cleaned and emptied) litter box and then has enough left for a small refill later. It's supposed to mask the smell or whatever but it doesn't at all. I'm so sick of taking a shower, feeling clean and great, only to find the cats have shit and I have to scoop it and get that smell clinging to my hair and clothes. If I don't immediately scoop it up, it just sits there stinking.

So, cat people... what can be done? Have any of you figured out a way to keep two cats - that have no discipline and shit seemingly whenever they get the urge - while also keeping your house and your own body clean and free of toxic turd dust clouds of litter?

My indoor/outdoor cat regularly stays in my room for 18+ hours without pissing, shitting, or vomiting, while my other cats can't go a few hours without ejecting a tiny but toxic smelling turd.

Ideas on litter alternatives? Or affordable boxes that somehow keep the smell in? Anything I can make myself?

PLEASE.
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One more thing: this problem is honestly making me get irritable with my cats and I'm starting to resent them for shitting all the time. I know it's not their fault at all but my stupid family's for refusing sensible suggestions about placement of the box. I need a solution so I can forget about the constant threat of cat turds and just clean it out once a day without having to worry about the house stinking all the time. I want to enjoy and appreciate their companionship again but when it starts to feel like my life just revolves around their shit, it makes me hate them. No one else scoops the box.
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First, get the litter box the FUCK out of the kitchen. It should be in a utility room or laundry room or somewhere you don't spend a lot of time in or go into frequently.

Second, given you do the first step, your other mistake is scooping immediately. It smells god awful that's why you wait for the turds to get dried up and scoop them later in the day. Since it's confined in a room you're not going into anyway, the stench is confined in there and doesn't bother you much.
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>>17698587
I've got an idea to make your family change their stupid fucking opinions about the litter box placement too, people so crazy as to keep a literal box of shit in the place where they prepare food can't be reasoned with so I suggest doing something like, just plopping one of the turds on the kitchen floor and hopefully letting one of them step in it. Cats do sometimes flick the turds out by accident so they'd probably buy that that's what happened. It's drastic and gross but I mean, this is kind of calls for drastic measures.

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I've just been prescribed to this drug, What could I use it for and is it like Codeine and Promethazine?
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>>17698573
It's just an antibiotic it's not gonna get you high. you probably just have tonsillitis or some shit.
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>>17698573
It's fucking penicillin you goddamn retard. Why couldn't you google this?
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>>17698577
Do you reckon I could pull the old 'bad reaction' trick?

My mom had a secret wedding yesterday that everyone else knew about except for me. Should I be upset? Because I'm feeling kinda upset
It doesn't help that the guy she married is a piece of shit but that's neither here nor there
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I mean, I'd definitely ask her about it. I'd be upset if my mom or dad had a wedding that I didn't know about, so it's not unreasonable.
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>>17698568
I'm mostly mad because she straight up lied and said she was camping this weekend. My sister text me a picture of the ceremony asking me where I was. I kinda want to wait it out and see if they mention anything to me. Maybe get them caught in their web of lies? That's probably a bad idea though
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>>17698579
So they haven't even told you that they're married? No phone call even? That's fucked up. No, I wouldn't wait. Just straight up ask why they didn't tell you they were getting married over the weekend.

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I have a test tomorrow that I should study for but I also have all this weed I'm trying to smoke. Weed > studying. What do?
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Study now, smoke weed later?
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Consider this your future self. Close all internet tabs and study. Thank yourself later after test by smoking.

Your welcome.
- Your future self.
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>>17698534
>>17698546
This.

Smoke w*3d after the test

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I see a girl in a class in college 2 times a week and i think she is into me but she has a boyfriend.

She is cute and the boyfriend look friendly, look like a young happy keanu reeves he work in the college too and always wait her for class and in campus sometimes i see them talking and things like that.

But in class i sniff she look me, i call the teacher she look me, when i say something (whatever) she laugh, and his voice is very acute when she is near me. One time she wait outside of the classroom and when i start walking she start too beside me and ask me the hour (she had a wacth and his phone in his pocket).


I'm handsome with short full beard btw


I wanna know:
she is into me?

she love her partner?

she is only interested because my looks?

Or should i move on and let their be happy.
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sorry for bad english, i'm dumb
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Stay away from her. You can't decypher a woman with weak signs like that.

Even if she was into you, do you really want a girl that's gonna dump her (obviously loving & caring bf) for a guy she's have a class or two with? What do you think she's gonna do if she gets with you?

Let it slide. Talk to her friendly, but don't make a move. If she makes it obvious, then you can chose what you want to do. But don't forget what I just said. Thots always stay thots.
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>>17698496
if you love her, be patient. nothing's worse than intentionally killing their relationship to have your own. if they don't work out, ask. be nice. if they do work out, keep on going.

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how do i get out of a life of weed and 200 dollar hookers?
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ur livin the dream bro
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>>17698489
get a job doing something you hate.
something back-breaking, soul-crushing, etc.
make it consume you. put every ounce of your energy into that job. learn to love it more than anything.
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>>17698495
naah fugg dis shit mane

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