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Hey guys i just asked this girl to hangout and she said shes down. I havent dated anyone in 2 years so im pretty rusty when it comes to social cues. I was wondering what might be a decent first date idea for someone that lives in nyc. And should i pay for the date or split it? Both of us are unemployed right now but not really struggling.
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Just take her to a nice coffee shop after lunch and take her to some lowkey live music event in central park, or some place like that
It'll be nice.
If you keep it up long enough, winter's coming up and you could take her ice skating
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And you should always pay if its a date date
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>asked this girl to hangout
>date
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Alright guys I want to start on bettering myself, the first of these things is that I want to start on losing my virginity. I am 21 and its starting to be a real drag. I'm actually fairly attractive just socially retarded. My main problems come from my inability to flirt and I don't actually understand what dating is.
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Or don't I guess
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>>17702262
You better yourself by doing things like exercising, gaining knowledge, etc., losing your virginity doesn't mean anything and should not be a top priority
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someone will eventually want to fuck you.
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Folks ive decided im going to ask my long term girlfriend to marry me
Il say now ive heard the warning for such an idea lol but im going ahead with it.
The problem im now faced with is how to ask....
Do i go to a fancy meal
Do i go for a walk on the beach
Do i say it after sex lol
How dod everyone here thats taken the plunge ask or be asked?
Please advise or thtow some ideas in...thanks all
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>>17702229
I can't offer a whole lot of advice on this topic other than this, but do not say it after sex.
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1 & 2 are cliched, 3 is a BIG NO
Ask her when you two are just doing something normal, like eating dinner on the couch at home. Really surprise her. Those huge 'display of affection' things are weird and she'll see it coming a mile away.
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Dont marry, marriage is simply an economic contract
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Where do i make friends if i dont go to school anymore?
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>>17702206
If I knew that I wouldn't be here
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>>17702246 now that life is so boring should i just kill myself?
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>>17702258
Do you play video games or have any hobbies? If you kill yourself you will never have a chance at happiness and satisfaction during your lifetime, why completely ruin your chances?
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How do you escalate thing sexually with a female friend? I've known her for about a year and suddenly I've realized I'm into her and want to try for romance.
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Bump, someone must have experience with this
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>>17702179
>escalate
Kek.
If she didn't want to do you in one year, it's unlikely that she suddenly will want to do it now. Safe yourself the embarrassment and go for another girl.
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Get close while flirting, if she's smiling then keep upping the ante, eg. waist, shoulder, hands. If you get a green light go for a kiss, easy to tell if someone is close to your face or looking at your lips, licking theirs etc. Then if it goes well you "escalate".
in short, get closer, literally.
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I feel like I'm on the edge of crying at every moment but I can't do it
My girlfriend emotionally abused me for years, cheated on me and left me and taunted me over it and told me to get over it, she said "aww poor you". I feel emotionally scarred. I'm pathetic and weak. I think about killing myself every day
What do I do, I'm seeing a therapist but every time I go I feel like it doesn't help, like there's not enough time to say what I need to say. I don't want to end up going to see her for too long I just wanted a few sessions and to be done but it's not helping, what do I do, I hate my life, please help me. I don't want to end up killing myself
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>>17702173
suck it up asshole. everyone's been cheated on. everyone's been abused by someone. you're not special, you're not the first, you're not the last, the vast majority of people don't care.
if you really wanna kill yourself, sell everything you've got and go on a trip before you do to wherever you want to go cause you've got nothing to lose. you won't cause you don't actually want to kill yourself you're just being overdramatic, and if you went on the trip you wouldn't want to afterwards because you would more than likely realize that it literally means nothing in the grand scheme of things and the world is very large and she is not.
no I do not give a fuck about my run on sentences and neither does my whiskey.
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>>17702173
also, your ex is a cunt and deserves everything that's coming to her including the self hate and weight gain. take solace.
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>>17702173
KYS.
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If you could go back in time for 5 minutes and only interact with yourself, how far back would you go and what would you say?
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>>17702163
i would tell myself to study instead of starting another episode of galavant
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>>17702163
I'd go back to high school and tell myself to lose weight and all tell myself the names of all the chicks who wanted to fuck me.
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I'd go back to high school and tell myself not to take any shit and that my low self esteem isn't cute and not to focus so much on boys and what they want.
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I'm envious of intelligent people and their quick wit, creativity. How can I become like that? 2016-10-25 04:51:24 Post No.17702043
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I'm envious of intelligent people and their quick wit, creativity. How can I become like that?
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I'm not sure how to go about explaining this. I'm 31 years old and in a pathetic rutt. There are so many things I want to do with my life, but I keep hitting a brick wall on simple things. It's as if I have to be told what to do, in order to do anything right. Most of my opinions don't feel like my own. I've always wanted to do what the people with wit and creative intelligence do. Which is basically whatever interests them, and become very good at it.
For example, hackers, lead game developers, writers, even the great stuff from these sorts when it comes to "stupid" things like Memes and underground culture. I understand a lot of things come with a price, and intelligent people have to go through a lot of bull shit in life at times.
But, what I wonder. What is it like to be Moebius, Dan Harmon, Davinci, Spielberg, and many of the unnamed talented ones, who are great at what they do? Even on 4chan I see so many intelligent people, and some of my friends in real life I just basically bow down to their opinions and advice. It's not about feeling inferior or green eyed envy, but a desire to just observe and get more out of my observations in life and do something with it to be able to contribute and make people laugh and inspire.
Even those intelligent trolls, and bitter people create some kind of inspiration for others, even those who hate them...
Anyway, does anyone get what I'm asking for here?
Thank you for any replies.
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Being wide read is easily mistaken as intelligence.
Read more. It'll make you look smarter
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>>17702048
I don't want to be a trivia machine, I've already tried this. I've fooled some into thinking I'm smart. But, even they catch on to me not having a sould basically.
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>>17702060
Trivia is not the same as well read.
Being well read means you can understand the prevalence of tropes.
Seeming quick witted is the same as being good at chess.
That is, it has nothing to do with intelligence.
All it has to do is memorizing forms.
Humour and wit has to do with being surprising. You need to recognize what is common and then subvert it. That's wit.
In order to know what's common, you need to read more.
It's not about trivia. It's about knowing the cultural millieu. The zeitgeist. The spiritus mundi.
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I'm going to protest at a Pence rally this week and I want to bring a sign related to his bigotry against LGBT people but I can't come up with anything catchy to write on the sign. Any ideas?
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Losers
Get
Behind
Trump?
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>>17702005
Dumb liberalposter
WhatDo
Basically stuck in the "we'll date eventually, but not right now" phase? 2016-10-25 04:12:45 Post No.17701959
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Basically stuck in the "we'll date eventually, but not right now" phase?
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Been good friends with this girl for ~3 years.
As of August, we've become extremely close and spent nearly every day together since and have been through a ton as it is, as she's currently going through cervical cancer. We literally do everything a couple does (except for the sex and kissing) and if you ever saw us together you would think we WERE dating.
So I brought it up to her this past weekend on the drive back from my best friend's wedding (she was my date) because every single person asked BOTH of us if we were dating.
Basically was told she isn't looking for a boyfriend (as she has been in relationships all her life), but if she were I would be perfect and we'd be dating already, however she cannot make any promises for the future, although she would pick me over another guy any day.
So my question to you good people is... do I wait this out and hope it happens, or just forget all feelings and move on (and continue just being friends)? I've never been in a situation like this before, and I never even considered us being together until recently.
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you drooling retard
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>>17701959
She's keeping you on the line dude.
If she didn't have cancer right now 100% I would say she just doesn't want to date you but loves having you around as a friend and doesn't want to lose that.
I mean come on dude, 3 years? She has been in relationships all her life you say, how long has she been single now?
What she is saying is literally code for "please wait for me in case I can't find a better option"
Now, if she is worried about her mortality I can understand not wanting to get into a relationship, I have actually been exactly in that position a few years ago. I had about 60% survival chance from an operation and the last thing I wanted was to get into was a new relationship. But how serious is what she's got and when will it be over?
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I know cancer is shit but this woman is playing you and it seems you fell for it. The whole
>she isn't looking for a boyfriend (as she has been in relationships all her life)
sounds like her setting up a safe barrier in order to turn you down nicely.
As you said, cancer might seem like a valid reason not to date anyone but then what were you doing before her diagnose? Were any of you dating somebody before? Why did you suddenly thought it would be a good idea to date your fake gf?
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Advice on Visiting Escorts 2016-10-25 04:12:10 Post No.17701958
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Advice on Visiting Escorts
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Hey everyone I had some questions about escorts.
1. How often is it that you pay for the minimum amount of time and they force you to pay more if you want sex? The escort service I am looking at charges $180 for half an hour, or $260 for an hour. I honestly can't afford all that much more than that, and I wouldn't want to go in and spend all that money to come out without getting laid. It is in their rights to refuse though.
2. How do you ensure that you are avoiding illegal activity ? I'm involved in academia and the competition is fierce enough without even accusations of illegal activity coming about and hurting my chances to continue on my career.
Any related advice would be good. Also, I'm not doing this to lose my virginity, so I don't need sex advice. I just need to learn the ins and outs of dealing with escorts, since I have no friends who are into it.
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You might want to find a "Full-Service" spa instead. Better to do illegal stuff elsewhere and not at your home.
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>>17701958
Where you at?
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>>17701958
Nice qt3.14 pic
>tfw I want the 80s aesthetic back
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Is joining the army a good life decision? 2016-10-25 04:06:15 Post No.17701943
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Is joining the army a good life decision?
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I am pretty smart. I am just bringing it up because I took a fake asvab and got a good score. The recruiter told me he can get me a good job if I joined. I was just wondering if it is worth it. I am giving away the best years of my life so I want it to be worth my time. Anybody have any stories or advice about joining the army
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Get a degree then join as an officer.
If you can't manage that, join AF or Navy before Army
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>>17701962
Why Navy+Air force> army
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>>17701973
Because Army is the most expendable branch.
Army is literally the pawns of the Forces
Army is there to hold the territory and die for it.
AF and Navy makes sure they can.
It's like the guy who shovels shit vs the guy who keeps the machine he shovels shit into working
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how did u handle the fact that youre dumb at everything and had to pick a meme degree? I dont know if i can handle it and i feel like i have to be on antidepressents to avoid suicidal thoughts
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>>17701844
What'd you pick?
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>>17701844
meme degrees like early childhood education.
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>>17701850
im biology major but i wanted to get into finance. im bad at science and math and programming.
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Guys, I did something savage as fuck and I didn't realize how fucked it was until I got more info.
I'm fucking scared.
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whatd you do bitch
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>savage
>i'm fucking scared
post the story bitch or go to bed.
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we're waiting hoe
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I want to date a girl who is non-traditionally attractive and who is into nerdy hobbies
Problem is the internet and the rest of media have also made me sexually repulsed by bigger girls.
What do? Tired of being alone and having to turn down chubby girls who otherwise would've been interesting girls to date
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>>17701808
You're spooked on many levels, my property.
Read Stirner
Get unspooked.
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>>17701808
Make sure she's clean, then sniff her taint and eat her pussy for a while.
I don't know if it will work but it might.
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>>17701816
Idk if this is meme nonsense, since this is the first I've heard of Stirner, but you're onto something because I love spooky girls.
>>17701843
I'll try this, but let's focus on getting me the pussy I want to eat first