How do I learn to sing if I can't afford a teacher?
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Sing, sing alot. Like every day. You will sound like ass at first but eventually you will get better. Maybe you can find some tips to help you along online.
I've gone from people screaming at me to stop to actually receiving compliments so it really works even if it takes a long time.
Oh and avoid dairy like the plague
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Come around to ask a cute girl out at her job where she is cashier after a pleasant first encounter where she seemed interested, yes or no fags.
She works whole foods.
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Probably not. Much awkward.
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No. Big no.
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First, i dont know if this is the best board to ask this im sure a lot of people have asked this before but if so...
Whats the best gaming pc I can buy? Or just set up and monitors and what not. Im looking at a budget of 1,200 at most. Will I be able to buy a high end gaming pc for this? What build should I have?
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Just got tired of playing bf1 on ps4 when pc players say its shit
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I think the technology board would be more helpful.
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Yes I spent 1200 on everything from the parts to the monitor and mouse and my computer runs everything just fine.
Don't buy prebuilt, they are wrong in every way. Do your reseaerch and build your own. That way you can upgrade it in the future and you'll get more for your money.
Last time someone asked the same question I write like 3 huge paragraphs so I'm probably not going to do it again.
pcpartpicker.com
logicalincrements.com
Follow the guides people have done in the past and check youtube too.
Need sex/relationship advice.
I've been together with my girlfriend for 6 months now and we're having problems in the bedroom. She has a low sex drive (wants to do it once every 5 days or so) and doesn't seem very interested in helping me with mine. I only dare to ask for some tit for me to suck on when she isn't in the mood, because I know she'd get very offended if I asked her to suck my dick or something like that.
She's my first girlfriend, so I don't know how to deal with this stuff ( I'm 21).
Oh, she cums every time we do it btw, so that's not the problem.
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>>17704819
You don't turn her on.
Low sex drive is actually bullshit. Would he sex drive be low around these guys?
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>>17704821
I'm actually pretty fit and handsome, more than her really.
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>>17704850
Sure senpai
How would you fix this situation, /adv/?
>Former professor emails you with opportunity, saying you need to respond by 12pm to have it
>You respond at 5pm, when you see the email, and say that you appreciate him thinking of you and "please let me know of future opportunities"
>Next day, former professor forwards your email to his boss, saying you are interested, and boss tells you he'll forward email to head person
>Head person tells you you can come in for opportunity, if you respond ASAP
>You never said you were interested, just that you appreciated the original invite and wanted to know about future opportunities
Does this make sense...?
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I say you do it. If you still don't want to after your foot's already in the door, just don't respond or tell them that you're not interested.
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>>17704774
Just tell the head guy there was a misunderstanding and you are not interested.
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If I weren't interested in the position, I would have said so in my email, even if it were late. I can see why they think that you're interested
Where do you go online when you're lonely?
I want validation and people to talk to, but most places I used to go are dead.
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is it here? people just come here
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Here or this depression chat room I frequent. Gotta say, I miss all the forums and shit that were eventually superceded by Reddit.
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If you find a place, let me know. I remember the early 2000s. The internet was just starting to pick up for social media. But I would honestly say that then or just before then, with the IRC chat rooms, ICQ, Yahoo chat rooms msn messenger and shit it felt like people were a lot more friendly/sociable and it honestly felt like I could meet more people. Or perhaps it was because I was younger (in my teens) then. Nowadays, social media has advanced so far. Facebook and other things have caused the death of the chat rooms, msn is gone. I don't really know any places to strike up chats with new people other than this and reddit. What's worse is I'm from Scotland, Uk so with a population of only 7 million it's even more difficult. Sorry to rant but your post is bringing up something I've been searching for myself.
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Is it normal to experience suicidal ideation on a daily basis?
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No.
See a therapist, shop around until you find the right one.
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>>17704745
Same here anon. Want to make a pact to kill each other?
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>>17704766
Okay but I've been managing it for 12 or 13 years just fine.
>>17704784
No, I'd prefer to keep on living. I hope you cheer up.
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>about a 1.5 months ago
>take AI inhibitor (aromasin) to wreck my estrogen levels
>get a slight fever and itching all over my body
>stop taking everything
>fever lasts only ~2 days
>even though the fever is gone I feel way more tired than usual and have regular weird scalp muscle twitches like I get sometimes when I stay up for more than 24 hours
>the itches are still there and won't go away, rashes look like small allergic rashes
>think it problems disappear when my estrogen levels stabilize again
>in the upcoming days do workouts as usual but notice that I feel a slight fever coming on the day after a workout, only to last 1-2 days
>fast foward to today
>estrogen levels are fine again (I know because the half-life of the AI is like 5 days and my nipples are as sensitive as ever)
>I'm STILL tired as fuck, still have scalp twitches and have scabs all over my body from all the itching and scratching
What the fuck is this? Am I dying? I'll go see a real doctor about it soon but I'd like your insight on it.
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No idea, better see a doctor.
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Get more sleep, dumb fuck
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>>17704722
>take AI inhibitor (aromasin) to wreck my estrogen levels
Why would even want to do that?
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How do I convince my parents to let me adopt a cat.
I have wanted one for a long time now, probally my entire life. But the urges have been uncontrollable lately after my cat got him a cat.
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>after my cat got him a cat.
If your parents don't want a cat, it's probably because they don't want an animal in their house. It sucks but those are the rules. When you have your own place you can get your own cat.
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>>17704727
Ops meant when my friend got him a cat. I really can't do anything whatsoever? Alright I wanna move out then. How easy is it to find an apartment that lets you have cats
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>>17704795
How old are you? If you have the ability to move out now, why don't you?
If you hardly have the means to support yourself, is getting a cat really important? I really want a dog but I know that'll have to wait awhile
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how long can i hold a cigarette to my hand before i cause a serious burn? want to impress some coworkers with my toughness.
thanks
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Cut off your balls and impress them with the worlds smallest balls, coz they sure as hell aint producing enough testosterone
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0 seconds. The scars never go away either.
-- someone as dumb as you
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Used to put cigarette on table and push it out with my thumb. Just keep pushing. peel the rest of the cig from your thumb and be prepared to suffer for a couple of weeks
Dog advice?
Little background:
About 3 weeks ago I adopted this puppy from a shelter. He's 5 months and about 40lbs. He latched to me immediately and I to him I guess. It was an impulsive decision but I actually really do want a dog. The shelter said he was bull terrier mix, which I used to fuel my own denial. I took him for to a vet for a follow up today and turns out he's mostly pit bull, which being honest changes my whole perception of the dog.
The puppy is very friendly, but often aggressively so. He tries to mount/hump every thing that is smaller than him, including children, and jumps on adults. And he's not very gentle about it. There's already a stigma surrounding the breed, and his current demeanor isn't really helping. He is just a puppy though, and completely harmless. Obviously he needs some obedience training and socialization which I'm happy to provide.
Should I keep him or take him back?? He's like a smaller version of pic
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Keep him, but get him some obedience classes. Also get him neutered, for more reasons than one.
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Why do people who have no idea what the fuck they're doing get pitbulls and don't even do the most basic research?
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>>17704711
I didn't think he was a pitbull. The shelter I adopted him from said be was mostly bull terrier. Why the fuck can't idiots read before they comment?
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Friend needs dating help 2016-10-26 01:26:15 Post No.17704686
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Hey guys how do you convince a friend to start a dating profile? He's real lonely to the point he won't shut up about it and is extremely bitter. He's tried asking girls out in person and he just isn't confident enough, so I figured online would be easier for him to ease into. Problem is he sees that as pathetic and doesn't want to help himself. What do /adv/?
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What makes you think he will have any luck online, OP? You can't help someone who doesn't want to help themselves
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>I figured online would be easier for him to ease into.
>Problem is he sees that as pathetic and doesn't want to help himself
You can't make someone do something they don't want to do like that anon. If you're sick of him moaning about not having a girlfriend, tell him.
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>>17704693
I figure he just needs some exposure. He doesn't have a lot of experience with women but he won't step out. Worth noting that he's hard /r9k/>>17704699
I have told him and honestly he's probably gonna see this thread.
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Started dating recently at age 25. Been on a handful of dates but none of them want anything to do with me after the first date. What do?
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You keep trying, dumb fuck
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What's it like to be on a first date with OP? Where do you go, what do you talk about?
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>what do you talk about?
Seconding this. What does one talk about on dates? I don't really date...
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I could work really hard and be successful. But why?
I'd have to do better than I anticipate to return to the kind of living I enjoy now, with my parents. What's the point of building your own life? Who's to say it will get any better? Why would getting a few years older and spending more of my time trying to pay bills help a god damned thing when you're as autistic as I am?
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You know your parents aren't going to be around forever, right? And even when they are, who's to say they won't get sick of their 40 year old NEET son who does fuck all and doesn't even contribute to society?
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>>17704640
How old are you anon?
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>>17704640
Tbh the only reason I live with them is because they are my only friends and the most important people in my life and I want to spend as much time with them before they die.
Fuck what society thinks.
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NEET/shut-in improvement thread! 2016-10-26 01:01:28 Post No.17704608
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NEET/shut-in improvement thread!
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Welcome to the NEET/shut-in improvement thread!
>old thread
>>17700087
>Discord
https://discord.gg/AAhJ6eR
Join us for help on improving your life, becoming more social or just helping people with these things! All are welcome, as long as you follow the rules.
>What do I do in the threads?
Ask people for advice on your NEET-related/social problems, or join our discord group to do the same.
>Wait, is this some super-secret cool kids' club where you can only be some sort of shut-in freak to participate in?
No, anybody is free to enter and help our group. Feel free to participate, just don't be a dick.
NEET IMPROVEMENT RULES
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1. Preventing your suicide is not our responsibility. If you need someone to talk you out of hurting yourself and/or others, please call a suicide hotline.
2. No doxxing or spamming. If you post any personal information of another user without their consent, you will be banned. Spamming will result in temporary loss of text privileges.
3. Please try to genuinely improve your lot in life. We're not here to circlejerk about how horrible our lives are. We'll all slip up or need to vent sometimes, but overall you should try to be positive and move upwards.
4.The #support channel is for advice only. Check #rules for a description of all other channels and rules.
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Self-help resources: http://pastebin.com/BSZDiAKd
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I'm sure this gets asked all the time, but what defines Chad? I know it's a meme, and you can't become Chad, but what if I wanted to pretend? How can I be young and carefree?
I'm on the verge of growing my hair out and buying a motorcycle. Any ideas?
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>>17704626
And cocaine, but only on occasion. I already lift.
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>>17704626
>what defines Chad
I'd say nothing like what you're going for. You're looking for superficial shit.
You want to be "Chad"? Ooze charisma and charm, but not the superficial kinds. Be the kind of person that everyone gravitates towards in a room, or defers to. The person that effortlessly commands respect. A "Chad" is the poster child for personable.