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>>17700001
Probably mono. Get a blood test

>>17700001

Could be bedbugs.

>>17700014
I already had mono like 6 years ago :(

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>>17699996
>Redpilled
I'd suggest listening to some cf to get the faggot out of you
Pic unrelated

>>17699996
>what am i doing wrong?
About 3/4 of those points made my vagina clamp up, but not smoking is good!

>>17699996
Is this in the UK? I thought it would be different there

Well since you're over 18 I don't see how this really impacts you.

this might just be a spat, it could smooth over in a few weeks.

alternatively, your life is about to change a lot, so it'd be wise to plan for what may come (i.e. they may sell the house).

I wish my parents would split up. Maybe they'd be fucking happier for once in their lives.

>>17699967
>I heard that women have really really good bullshit detectors

they dont but the effort probably isnt worth it for just sex.

>>17699967
We're actually really not. We're too busy being insane ourselves. Honestly just tell us how pretty, and interesting, and special, and one-of-a-kind, and whatever other bullshit you can think of to make us forget our crippling self doubt and we'll be on your dick before the night is over.

>>17699967

if you have to ask 4chan, you've already failed.

stop talking about what you have heard and go put yourself in the field. the only wat to learn is to do.

and what you will learn is that you can't simply manipulate people. its a really edgy egotistical thing to think you can master manipulation.

>expecting a girl to drive well

You sound young anon.

>>17699884

Why should you be feeling anything? It's her problem. Just listen if she needs to vent.

>>17699884
>How should I be feeling?
My wife pased her test on the fifth attempt. When she came home from the failiures I'd outwardly be supportive - "Don't worry sweet, that examiner was an asshole anyway. We'll get you through one way or another, just you wait and see". Inwardly I'd be thinking "for fuck's sake, that's another £1,000 I'll have to shell out on more lessons and another test that she'll probably screw up anyway", but of course if you intend for your wife to keep on being your wife rather than her becoming the person you pay alimoney to, there are some things that you just have to keep to yourself.

>>17699869

is there an obvious recent event that triggered this or is it a literal physical issue?

>>17699881
Well, there wasn't an exact event, more like the whole day, first visiting my grandma who's really concious about my health, her house also makes me feel uneasy, reminds me of bad time in my life, also went to church and priest was talking about fear of death etc. That also reminded me of the time when I was really afraid of death and sickness. When I got home I couldn't feel asleep because I got chills, I was trembling for 30 minutes, there was no temperature. It happened before and it was mental in source, my physical health is normal afaik. Only my magnesium levels are low. Could it be the source?

I know those panics are caused by my mind, but I'm tricked by my brain that it's some physical illness. I just don't know how to stop being hypochondriac.

You have panic attacks. I've dealt with that a lot when I used to worry about my health. The thing is, at least for me, that once you make sure your health is in a steadily good place through diet and exercise, you stop worrying.

>>17699848
stop being selfish. my friends life is ruined because his wife convinced him to have a kid.

Do you want your partner to feel overwhelmed with the relationship and search for an escape?
Because that's how you get your partner to feel overwhelmed relationship and search for a way out.

>>17699848
Do it. Kids are used to being raised in divorced households these days

>>17699813
What would you rather be doing?

>>17699813

it is normal, but that doesn't mean its healthy or a good idea.

this is why people are so devastated after break ups and think the world is over. when you make the most fragile of human relationships the focal point of your life, its hard to figure out what you're supposed to do with out them.

i don't necessarilly think that you shoiuld be making NEW friends. but you should be nurturing the relationships you do have. its pretty sad that we spend our lives looking for random sex partners to take us away from the people who actually stood by us. they did nothing wrong yet we just cut them out of our lives to spend more time with someone who has a penis.

pretty sad desu. then we freak out when that penis breaks up with us.

>>17699832
I wouldn't rather be doing anything. I just don't know if I should be having more friends or hobbies outside of my relationship.

>>17699892
How can i do this though? My only remaining friend is very negative, and I'm not sure if i want her back in my life. The rest I don't talk to anymore or haven't hung out with one on one. That's why I'm saying i need to make new friends.

I realized seeing his housemates and friends how shitty my old ones were because we pretty much were friends out of proximity in the dorm.

>>17699759
Songs, i mean. My b

So no instrumental stuff then?

Listen to Nujabes, nitsua, John Coltrane, The Caretaker, Carbon Based Life Forms, Steve Roach, Steve Reich, Pausal, Tim Hecker, maybe Slowdive

>>17699724
>stopped whenever they told me to
What the fuck are you doing that they asked you to stop anon?

>>17699762
you guys are going to meme the shit out of this thread if i say it

but it isnt as bad as it sounds without specifying or even really bad, i just did something she didnt like and she asked me to stop

>>17699770

You put it in her pooper, didn't you?

Cant you Go out with her?

Huh this me. Am I massive fag??????

>>17699625
You've created a fantasy of this person, you also have deeply seeded attachment and intimacy issues.

>>17699612
she might be post OP meaning she has a vagina

>>17699637
she MIGHT, and I figured that, but as cool as she is (she told me about the trans thing almost instantly because she didn't want to mislead me) I don't know how to ask about that

>>17699645
you ask her straight up, she seems decent enough to tell you before you try to hook up, if she thinks there is a chance between the both of you then i dobut she will have problems with a few questions

Hookers.

>>17699588
> Be confident and assertive
> You gain these traits from personal growth
> growth comes from victories and defeats
>also read Models by Mark Hanson

>>17699588
Pic literally tells you how.
>>>/fit/
and >>>/fa/

To score hot girls, you also need to be hot. Argument by symmetry.

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>>17699574

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>>17699574
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>>17699574
>What can I do to stay warm so I don't have to run the space heater all winter?

When you need fresh air make sure to open the window and door properly for a few minutes and them close them shut after. Makes sure air circulates well - and the room can heat up properly after again.
Also wearing warm clothes indoors can reduce the amount of heating you have to do by a lot - considering you were homeless you are probably able to deal with pretty rough conditions to begin with. (just put on a pullover and two pairs of socks, its worth the money you save).

>>17699530
kek

>>17699530
Cool story but I think you forget the part where you came to their house, stole all their shit, raped their wifes and killed their kids afterwards. Be thankful that they didn't do the same to you and let you keep your house.

As for Syria, yeah that guy is a crazy cunt but your friends Murica and Anglia did some nasty shit to him. It's not his fault. Try to watch your friends better next time. Also don't you sell weapons to that sneaky bitch Saudia? It's probably not a very good idea and will bite you in the ass.

>>17699568
Rekt. OP BTFO