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>>17704066
Free test kit on your tongue. If it tastes like battery acid you got the right stuff.

You have to do a good amount to be hallucinating, for the most part if you're just doing one blot you'll just feel up. More happy, things might sound a lot funner to do than usual, and you'll still be able to hold a conversation for the most part.

>>17704075
Thanks for the free test kit but I don't think I'll be using it.

And if I do it it'll be my first psychedelic experience. I plan on doing 1 blot max because I do get anxious just from weed, so I want to play it safe and just get a feel for it for the first time. The friend did 1 and it seemed like it was pretty intense.

>>17704088
unless you're buying bulk cocaine from some new guy that wants to meet in an abandoned building, I think your $20 hit is going to be fine.

>>17704014
all I ask is that you stay away from other people.

You ruin lives whether you mean to or not.

>>17704017
I know that's what I meant by "learned to live with it"

Will you be my girlfriend?

its called deviantard you furfaggot

Just visit your local zoo

Poke, take your hate somewhere it matters~! OwO

>>17703948
Like 1% of the time but it probably could be more if we tried

>>17703948
Biologically rare, takes longer for girls to cum, only way would be if the guy holds it.

My girl can have anywhere between 4-10 orgasms when we have sex, depending on how long we go for. Usually we don't but sometimes I'll try and time if for when she has her next one. She usually wants me to.

>>17703918
>My wife's son

Kek.

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>>17703918

How old is the kid?

>My nails keep growing nonstop and I'm freaking out.
Is this some turn of phrase that I'm unfamiliar with?

>my wife accidentally killed a cat and a flower grew where I buried its body. Now I'm secretly keeping it in the attic.
What? Why?

>Otherwise I'll have to get rid of him.
Anon I think maybe you should talk to a doctor about these feelings your experiencing.

Just put in a baby in her. That should kill the desire to have kids.

>nowhere near as financially stable as a 27 year old should be

Op, you're never gonna be financially stable enough for a kid. Youre never gonna be ready for a baby. Have one before its too late.

>>17703898
just bee your self.

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Ok, let's say I actually got a date with a girl.

How do I consolidate it?
When do I go for a kiss?
What could creep some of you girls out during this time?

Someone asked me for a coffee and I said yeah, I am however not interested in meeting this guy alone, what's the best way to go about this? I don't want to just say I'm busy because it's not the truth and he may keep asking in the future.

>>17703968
>however not interested in meeting this guy alone,
then why say yes?

Dont act desperate, start ignoring her again and she will start talking to you again.

>>17703833
Are you sure that's how it goes? I'm pretty sure she's foing this because I paid zero attention to her.

Yo just focus on getting anothee girl. Make sure to be seen by the first girl when you are with another. Bitch will get jealous and her primitive instincts will kick in. Don't spend too much of your energy until that happens.

shes retarded, icant fuck with stupid bitches desu

"you"

what else would you say?

>>17703790
doctor

>>17703742
Get one very drunk.

Leave a false name.

>>17703747
Did this a few months ago, I was so close..

>>17703742
Make moves on one of those "she's so sweet/funny" ugly girls that hangs out with hot friends.

depends on what you want out of life.

if you're hot but poor, try some modeling or camwhoring to get money.

if you didn't study in college then you wasted a bunch of somebody's money and your time. if you did that, why? figure that out and address it.

I guess the answer to your question is "yes but only if you're willing to put in the work to get what you want." and honestly that's no guarantee you'll get what you want, but it's a chance. if you die then you have 0 chance.

>>17703755
also I'm not implying that modeling or camwhoring is the only work you can do. but it's easyish money and it's something hot people can do to make money that other people can't. and you can usually only do it while you're young.

>>17703760
yeah but modelling looks boring and most of them who are depressed feel even worse doing it. camwhoring isnt an option id rather die than do that

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>>17703713
i dont know , how long does it take to grow a cock and balls ?
oh and you have to chop yer tits off !
but after all that you will be a man !
im sure the army will accept you

>>17703713
The army doesn't usually take mentall ill people, they usually make them

I can't speak to your specific situation but I can tell you that you have difficult times ahead OP. honestly you will probably not get many helpful answers here. you will have an easier time googling on your own, because you will want to read everything you possibly can about it. and look for a mentor in the transgender community.

ordinarily I'd recommend asking /lgbt/ but last time I was there, they were too busy being catty to each other to be of any help. but you could try there too.

good luck OP, I hope things work out for you.

I was a drug addict through my teens, now I'm in a 2 year program for dental hygienist.. worked a lot of fast food jobs, McDonald's, pizza hut etc.. helped with my work ethic and dealing with coworkers, managers etc.

If you're hardworking and intelligent enough for any kind of school geared towards immediate job placement upon graduation, go for that, otherwise trade school, maybe even CDL.. go on /o/ and check out the truckerfag thread

>People usually say you need to get your GED/high school equivalent, but is that really true?
yes
>How do employers know whether you're a dropout or not?
they ask, and they can check with where you say you completed to make sure
>Beside that mess is there really a point to working shit-tier jobs at walmart?
money, "experience", networking
> I desire a career and growth but most jobs just seem like they are designed to stagnate your income and keep you in line as a wageslave.
you currently have no money, you will probably need money
>Post secondary education sounds like a massive scam to me for the most part, but I suppose that depends on what exactly you plan on doing.
it mostly is, but you won't be able to get a post secondary education job without post secondary education
there is the ability to learn things on your own by going to the library, but you have no way to prove it
plus schools force you to work in groups, which is something you have to do when you have a career, work with groups, so this is another reason why school educated people are much more desirable
>I just have no clue what the fuck to do.
nobody does, and that's why you start studying for your GED, which will be a requirement to get into post secondary education anyway
while you're studying, maybe something will capture your interest

maybe you'll realize you're awesome at geometry, and want to do something like designing houses or 3d models for engineering or VIDYA GAEMS
maybe you'll see finances and taxation as interesting things (hey it floats some people's boats) that you think you could organize well
the sciences are covered in ged material, maybe you'll like some flavor of that

just work on your ged
buy a study prep book, spend the 2-3 months of a couple hours a day study on it and get the thing
it's simple knowledge that will change the way you think about some things

>>17703769
2-3 months seems like quite awhile to spend studying for a GED. Is it really that difficult?

I've been trying to look up where do to it in my area and where to get study material tailored to the test online but it's difficult to find.

>applying to a call center
Can he speak?
can he use a computer?

Nothing else is needed.

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>my friend

You already know what must be done.
>cut your hair
>shave off your neckbeard
>start hitting the gym
And dress appropriately. If you don't have a suit at least get some formal pants and shirt.

>>17703701
Really? Is it that simple?

>>17703654
You can't, eventually you'll fuck shit up, that's why it's a disorder.

>>17703660
bpd here, can confirm. only way to do it is to never get close to anybody. but nearly all humans, especially bpd folk, crave closeness with *someone*.

honestly the best way I've found to have lasting friendships is to
>learn from my mistakes
>learn to own my mistakes, not play the blame game
>try not to beat myself up too much if I lose a friend, because honestly it happens to everyone, bpd or not
>cherish your friendships with other people who have personality disorders and with those who have a high tolerance for crazy
>don't put up with a bunch of toxic shit from friends, there is a HUGE difference between your average occasional thoughtless act/comment and someone who's toxic, learn to know the difference so you know when to forgive people and when to kick them to the curb
>yup, forgive people when they hurt you, doesn't mean you have to let them back in your life but learn to forgive them
>also forgive yourself

seems like a big long laundry list of stuff, and honestly I'm 40 and not good at all those things. but I am better at them than I used to be! and as a result I have some good close friendships.

one thing about bpd is it gives you intimacy issues - you want people close but you don't, you need validation but you don't want it, shit like that. can be very confusing. make a conscious effort to cut through those contradicting thoughts. one thing I've found is that when you have conflicting thoughts, usually one is motivated by desire and the other by fear. identify which is which and address the cause of the fear. then it's easier to cut through your brain's bullshit and get to what's best for yourself and your friendships.

sorry for wall of text. hope this helped a bit.

>>17703654
try not to rant to your friends about your life theyll just stop talking to you gradually and make you feel worse or better depends how you take the loss