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>>17898770
>he just replied with a picture of his cock(it was huge). Now I thought this has to be a prank and I did an image search on the picture but there were no results

let's see what his dick looks like
also it's pretty easy to grab a huge dick pic from any thread from /b/ or /soc/ without them being shown on google image. Same with nude of girls

>>17898802
I'd show you it but this is a blue board.

Not going to lie it was huge that's what makes me think this is fake.

>>17898770

Errr, it sounds like she handed her number out to some guy and he ended up texting her. I'd be wary if I was you. If it was completely random how would he know she was a girl, he was given that number one way or another.

As for the messages, just tell her to block him and move on.

first of all, is she insecure about her body? does she want to change it?

you can send her to me.

my dick wont complain for some juicy piece of ass.

Do you workout? if yes, suggest training together sometime so you get her started. A good start will get her motivated

Go to places you might like working at, ask for application

There's probably some unemployment place that can help you get a job too.

It's 2016 and you dont.

Only other acceptable way is to network at social gatherings.

>>17898737
>Go to places you might like working at, ask for application
this except ask for the manager and when they turn you down ask if they know anyone hiring

>>17898721
Me?

>>17898721
A faggot

duh

a guy who makes idiotic questions

>>17898671
Dream interpretation is a thing in some cases, I think. My dreams just seem like a disconnected mess, although there are dreams I had a few times during the course of my life, again and again. Try writing down what happened in that dream of yours than look for someone who can properly interpret that shit.

>>17898671
Dream are random images from your brains imagination and memory centers they don't actually mean anything

>>17898957
If this is true, why do certain types of anti-depressant supposedly induce turbo nightmares?

>>17898635
Why do you want to kill yourself?

>>17898635
>Not even sure what I'm asking advice for
>Also open to hear the "It's gets better" bullshit.

You're not asking for advice. You're asking for help.

Have you tried a suicide hotline?

>>17898637
It's cliche but I've just lost hope in pretty much everything. I've become so isolated in college that I feel that I've completely fucked myself at the chance of being normal. It's hard for me to ignore people's flaws so I push a lot of people away. I know I'm not at rock bottom but I don't want to get there. I also think death gets a bad rap. What's wrong with doing something now that's going to happen eventually? Problems disappear all at once.

>>17898616
Dumb cunt.

>>17898616
>I have this "thing" that when guys ignore me or not giving me attention I starting to have a crush on them
didnt read the rest. kindly off yourself

You're a woman, of the attention whoring kind. You don't want a date, you want full attention without giving out anything in return. As a woman, you want what you can't have, but you won't lift a finger to get it.

>>17898594
your life

>>17898594
What do cows eat for breakfast?

Moosli

(Compliments of my 8 year old son)

What is the difference between a pizza and a jew?

Pizzas dont scream in the oven.

>>17898577

Free bump for op

>>17898577
Well you either don't until you're old or waste your youth making it by your mid 30s.

Are you in the US? Once you are 24 u can claim yourself on financial aid. If you make less than 10k in a year prior to applying for financial aid you will most likely get to go to any public college in the country completely free of charge.

If your family is currently poor you can maybe already get this aid. The reason you need to be 24 otherwise is so you are considered 'independent'.

Now i dont think college is a total requirement but i just wanted you to know that. I started college late at 20 and i prolly wont finish till im 25. Its not a race, and if it was you would prolly lose to some tryhard anyways so who cares.

>>17898576
Fuck him. He was asking for it. You're not his bitch.

>>17898583
He has said sorry for saying what he did. But i can tell that he sees it as a non-insult and just something annoying to say to someone.

See, thats just such a weird thing to say to someone though. Thats a pretty sick insult to say.

>>17898576

I'd explain to him exactly what you explained here, and leave it up to him whether he wants to continue being your friend or not. Even though I think you were somewhat justified from how you explained the events, you still hit someone you considered a friend so an apology is necessary.

The first bit of beef between you doesn't really make much sense to me either, he was praising his girlfriend in front of you and it upset you somehow? But either way pushing you as much as he did afterwards even after you walked away several times and insulting you repetitively was a dick move.

>>17898569
Also, I may have been incredibly cocky. My friends say that's good, but I may have taken it too far. I was incredibly nervous and in came out as overconfidence.

So you probably wont believe me cuz i didnt believe this when i was 16 either. But girls are like atleast 80% logical so she isnt gonna give a FUCK about your kiss performance here lol.

She probably thinks it was her bad honestly lol or just didnt realize anything was wrong at all

>>17898569
You had a nice date and kissed the girl at the end. Not everything will be perfect all the time. It's fine.

>>17898534
You're a girl.
Girls always tend to give up more often than men and not just in terms of relationships but hobbies also.

>>17898536
Is this true? in literally every argument with my gf she just takes the easy way out and gives up on talking things out, sometimes she'd rather insult me than deal with me.
different anon here than op btw.

>>17898545
Well, that's a different matter already and that just means she respects you enough, and is just testing you to see if you still are 'man enough' for her.

They're really great, but the side-effects ( dry eyes, itchy eyes, etc) vary greatly per person so just try them out. Infections are rare because you either sleep with them on and never take them out or you never clean them with new solution. If you're aware of the consequences, you'll likely be fine.

Pros: Wider area of vision, don't have to worry about: smudging, decreased chance of potential damage of the visual apparatus (lens) to external sources, scratches on glass that hinder vision.

Cons: Itchiness, dryness, if you scratch at your eye the lens has a chance of falling out and when it does you're temporarily boned if you can't find it/don't have replacements.

Most of the cons can be remedied if you purchase rewetting drops and sustain proper hygiene etiquette to the contact lenses. Definitely worth it, OP

Definitely worth it. I have ones I only need to change once a week and I can't even tell they are in at all (apart from the clear vision). It takes a bit of practice to put them in smoothly though

>bumping on /adv/

Why do you think she's perfect?

Same except we were good friends and after she dumped me, I lost our friends. I want to die.

Go to a trade school for a year or two and get certs to be an electrician or heavy equipment operator, that way even if you never figure out what you want you'll always have money in the bank.

Also if you're a male what you want is to be a father if you're a woman what you want is to be a mother. You may doubt me but you'll realize this in 8 years.

No, the least you can do is go to a community college of some sort. Just apply bro, everyone has done it. It doesn't even matter what you do just find something you are okay with handling so that in the mean time you can figure things out.

>>17898439
Hmm I never considered a trade school. Would becoming an electrician be the best bet? Doing something health related sounds a bit interesting, but I don't know if it's the most viable