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>>17897671
Your use of abbreviations annoys me.

Good luck.

Breastfeeding is an extremely niche fetish, and people with this fetish are outcasts even among other fetishists.
It's far easier to find a woman into roleplaying with costumes or willing to pee on your face than one that would agree with adult breastfeeding.

I'm a tits guy and i love sucking tits, but i would never suggest such a thing to any woman because 99 out of 100 will be creeped out by the idea.
Good luck though, maybe you find one, who knows. Search websites for fetishists.

>>17897801
>I'm a tits guy and i love sucking tits, but i would never suggest such a thing to any woman because 99 out of 100 will be creeped out by the idea
Do you mean just getting their boobs sucked, or actually breastfeeding you? Because the first one is vanilla as fuck.

How did it take you five years to become attracted to him? Do you know if he shares your feelings?

>>17897697
>>17897697
It wasnt all at once. I've gradually become more and more attracted to him the more time I've spent with him.

And he doesnt. I havent really said anything and I hide what I feel from other people. I'm not good at communicating how I feel.

I wish I had advice for you, but I'm in the same boat.

>>17897697
It takes me years to develop feelings for someone. I'm only now seriously considering dating a friend of like 4 years, though I've always thought she was cute. Sometimes it takes a while for people's best qualities to come out

Tonsil stone.

Tonsil stones. They smell like shit.

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Tonsolith. You have fucked up, filthy tonsils.

Gross. Your breath must be like foot and ass.

Go to your doc.

I can't blame him, the way he dismisses me is really my fault. The way he treats me so nicely has been making me rather confused/indecisive and it shows. Not only that, but also the fact that I choose my words not to hurt him and have difficulties getting my point across leads him to think I could have feelings for him I'm just not aware of. I've been losing sleep over this. Where did I mess up the most? What's the right thing to do here and how to go about it? I really don't want to hurt him and would like to keep his friendship if possible.

Online relationships are imaginary. He's not who you think he is, you're not who he thinks you are. You've never met, there is no chemistry. Your brain is playing tricks on you using chemicals.

Stop doing this, it's unhealthy.

>Where did I mess up the most?
Believing the problem is your fault.

>He's told me some of the nicest things someone has ever told me. He's super caring, sweet and always tries to help me out through my problems.
>The way he treats me so nicely has been making me rather confused/indecisive and it shows.
He's thirsty and he's preying. That's all this is.

Don't know if you'd find this tragic, but my father died two years ago and I couldn't be happier. He was an alcoholic, abusive asshole who took advantage of everybody's kindness and forgiveness so that he wouldn't die alone. He said he "found god" and pleaded for my mom to forgive him since he was dying, and she and everyone else forgave him like idiots. Everybody was in the room with him while he passed and I had to force tears so that nobody in my family would think I was a psychopath or something. I was a little sad, since I had a few fond memories of him, but the sadness lasted about 2 minutes. After that, it felt like a gigantic weight was lifted from my shoulders and I could breathe a little better. So if anything anon, at least be happy that you had a good enough father for you to be sad about his death. I hope you and your family can heal and deal with your loss.

That album has so many amazing songs. What are your favorites?

>>17897623
Hey, the same thing happened to my father he died of a heart attack 2 years ago at the age of 54. how old are you?

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The wound will scab over with time. You will never fully heal.

My best friend died a month before the start of high school. I can see the tree we planted in his memory from my doorstep and I look at it several times a week after getting off work.

My gf always said she found porn gross but about 2years into the relationship i found porn on her phone and eventually she opened up that she used to masturbate every night - i'm assuming to porn

I don't know about them watching a lot of porn but I know plenty of girls who like watching porn. My g/f will watch it to masturbate. She doesn't care to watch dudes jerk it but its probably a preference thing, like anything else.

Not OP.
My mom would always tell my how I was a pervert and a sicko for masturbating and that I'd never have a gf because of it when I was a teenager. Once when I was 14 or 13 she even took me to the local pastor to talk to me about it, he tried to play the shame card all the time. I guess that's why I can't imagine anyone finding masturbating hot, even though I'm an atheist now.

All i can say is no matter what you look like, first thing is having really good hygiene and smelling nice. Girls will notice that ( i do) and they will notice if you are dirty or smell bad before anything having to do with looks.

Even though Chads are good looking by default, being one is more about attitude and natural charisma rather than looks.

You're most likely never going to be one, no matter how hard you try.

idk where youre from or what the style is

I started wearing captains hats, flat brim stussy hats, and grassroots california hats and spirit hoods and shit 3rd eye pinecones and got some $100 sunglasses and putting videos of me getting fucked up shirtless but wearing that stuff as my snap story and it works

>>17897548
>baited by a hambeast
You got unintentionally trolled and that is fucking embarrassing lol.

>>17897560
Ok?

I'm thinking I should make her think I'm a lunatic and that she dodged a bullet or something.

Have sex with him before you sleep?
This isn't brain science.

>>17897533
How stupid are you?
>tell him to stop or to go jerk off
>stain remover

How frequently do you fuck?

Yeah, some are not attractive at all. Size is not all that matters though. Play to your strengths.

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Are we talking high-and-tight, or full on fried-eggs-hanging-on-a-nail?

>>17897507
Pics.

Ya know, for science.

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bump

A Walmart Assistant Manager at a metro store on the west coast starts at around 48k. Metro is used to classify busy stores. Non-metro will make less, but that's from being pormoted from within, in which case your salary is non-negotiable. If you're getting hired from outside the company I believe you can negotiate.

Also, having run a grocery store or something like that will get you much further in the company. Fresh grocery management experience get's you promoted, period. That's the path to store manager, and it's literally listed under perferable experience to have run a fresh or dry grocery area for at least a year when they post reqs for store managers.

As for whether or not it's worth it depends on if you have a problem working sifferent shifts. Assistant Managers take turns closing the store once or twice a week each, and you will undoubtedly have to do a rotation of at least 6 months to a year working overnight, unless you constantly transfer stores to avoid nights, which some people do.

My advice would be get into a neighborhood market because it's much easier. If you go to a busy store you're in for a world of shit.

Ask me about hourly managers if that's what you want to know though.

>>17897569
Also, that's based on a 48 hour work week, but you will almost always be working more than that, especially when you're doing your rotation on nights. And you'll work every holidy, sometimes 16 hours a day.

Literally everyone will treat you like garbage. Your bosses, the people working under you, and the customers as well. That's just the prevalent culture there.

>>17897503
>How does a junior move into a freshman? I'm 5'4

Let me stop you right there

Start texting her a bit not like everyday maybe a few times a week? If it seems to be going well (girls can seem pretty distant and still like you) then just ask her to hang out and get to know her and become her friend and then ask her out on a date, if asking her out on a date seems too scary right now.

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>>17897503
>I'm 5'4 and I would rate myself 7/10

>5'4
>7/10

>do stuff together
>we never did stuff together

>>17897465
Way too general question, if the chemistry with the partner is right, you don't have to do much at all. If the chemistry isn't right, best you can do is prolong something that will fail eventually.

>Also what was the reason of your last break up
I didn't feel like she was worth the effort. Also she wasn't the right girl for me due being too basic (Not meant as an insult, I bet most guy would be super happy with her)

>date night at least once a week
>Don't get complacent. Always impress her like you did when you first started pursuing her.
>Communicate when things seem off.
>If you do something that annoys her, stop. The more you do it, the more annoyed she gets, and eventually she'll erupt.

>>17897414
No one?

if you didn't even earn half the credits needed i doubt you're gonna pass

why don't you ask the fucking office like a useful adult.

Why did you fail? Are you stupid, lazy, or mentally ill?

You become who you were meant to be. Why even take an identity? You can make links between people.

You can be in control over the strong, while I being among the weak. Be justice and love everyone and everything.

You're incredibly insecure. Why does it matter if you were a nerd? Why didn't you want to be called a nerd? You do realize you can be fit and enjoy playing video games, right? Just because you play some skyrim after work or go raid Molten Core on the weekends doesn't make you a degenerate. You should first work on overcoming some of your real disadvantages and do things that you enjoy (as long as they aren't destructive like cocaine or something). As long as you are working towards something you're proud of and are making something for yourself who the fuck is to say what hobbies you should have? If you have no job, no education, and are living at home, then yeah you should cut back on the games.
Adults take care of themselves and family first, then do hobbies second. Sounds like you were ashamed of you're hobbies for some reason when you had no reason to be.

>>17897707
>Sounds like you were ashamed of you're hobbies for some reason when you had no reason to be.

Nobody respects or wants to fuck the max level paladin with top arena ratings.

They want to respect and fuck the Chad sports captain who got invited to all the parties and fucked the popular hot girls underneath the bleachers