This is my first time with green text so dick me down if it sucks
>late night
>crush snapchats me first
>video of her friends goofing around and having fun "someone hmu so I don't have to watch this"
>I take this opportunity at light speed
>talk until 12:30 AM
>kind of flirty convo
>say gnight
She never talks to me like this during the day, this is the first time.
From my judgment this is a pretty common behavior with grils but why?
Also I want to be soulmates with her
Pic is how I felt after having an actual conversation with a gril
call her up. Dont text or snapchat her but call her up and when you see her in person talk with confidence. You know that she might be into you but dont be a beg and follow her around. I know you like her but never be afraid to walk away like al pacino in Heat.
Just tell her that you had an enjoyable conversation with her and that you want to take her out for a meal or something. Dont do this by text do it over the phone.
Fucked up that last post last time I use 4chan mobile
You seem a little young to be worrying about this mate but I'll set up a few ground rules to stick to.
Personally I would never date someone of her age if i was 16 as in my opinion it seems a bit weird.
If you want her number drop her a nonchalant snap asking when she is gunna give you her number so you can take her out for a coffee ( or whatever you kids are into these days as you would probably be a little out of your depth if you took her for a meal).
If she gives you her number just call her up. Dont fuck about with texts. pussies text as it is easy to ask for something using a text message.
any more questions?
Male virginity and male promiscuity are both demonized. What are they supposed to do?
1. male promiscuity is not demonised
2. y do u care what other people think of you? stop being autistic
3. whos the girl on the left?
>>17899780
>Male virginity and male promiscuity are both demonized. What are they supposed to do?
Hahahahaha! Poor victim!
Let me ask you something: Why do you care if "male promiscuity" is "demonized" (it's not) if you are here fapping to facebook pics?
I mean, really? This girls? Go away and bitch somewhere else.
>>17899780
How do i stop browning 4chin?
suicide is the only way to truly escape
You could try getting a lifetime ban, but if you really want back on you will find a way around it. Don't forget, you are here forever.
>>17899819
I wish i never knew about 4chan
i'm finally getting a new laptop once my tax return comes in and i'm ready to get back to gaming. always been an mmo gamer and also i want a boyfriend. what's the best game to make this happen? must be like fantasy themed with healer classes (fuck GW2) and hopefully has some decent world pvp. pve games are a possibility but the best mmos are ones you can fuck with people in via pvp.
just find one on a dating site and say you are a huge nerd that likes anime and shit. Some other sperg will be out there to match you.
>>17899752
>>17899752
I'll be your internet boyfriend if you roll with me on that new Nostralus realm of whatever launching January 7th.
wtf, what are you planing on doing with your online 'boyfriend' exactly? how are you going to have a relationship through a screen?
>Wish steam friend a Merry Christmas
>no response
Fucking fake internet relationships, all of them suck.
what do I do guys, he was my only friend, my only ally in this world
Get real friends you fucking loser you can't have 100% online friends it's not healthy
>>17899667
I know some people here and there but I dont enjoy them as much anymore really.
I enjoy internet relationships a lot tho
WHAT DO?
I absolutely love discussing and picking apart a lot of things in the entertainment industry. I find myself writing a lot about it to my groups of friends and to myself to try to get myself to write and articulate better.
The idea came across rather randomly but, is there any way to make any kind of money off of reviewing or critisizing things online? Like books or the like.
I looked it up online and found a few freelancing things, or some guides to do it on certain sites, but I'm not 100% sure if they're reliable or not.
Would freelancing this be at all any good, or should I just keep it as a side hobby and post it online every now and again in hopes to potentially get somewhere from there?
>>17899610
Without letters after your name no one will want to hear your opinion. And if you don't have a background in film your opinions are probably shit anyway.
Tell me what It Follows was about metaphorically. This should be easy since the director hamfisted it.
Start your own site or blog whatever
Network with other bloggers to do guest posts
Contact review sites to do a guest review with showing your portfolio
even better offer them a review to use for something they haven't reviewed yet
Freelance until you get a job offer
It's tough but if you're really good at it and willing to work hard for little money then it is possible
Most reviews will be pop shit tho
>>17899610
It's possible, but the market is kinda flooded these days with hundreds and hundreds of critics, "critics" and entertainment bloggers. You'd have to offer a really unique perspective, or just be intelligent, insightful, and educated enough to separate yourself from the pack.
So this is probably stupid and overthinking but here it goes.
Ive resented myself lately for enjoying video games. I feel like Ive wasted so much time on them when I could have been bettering myself. I feel like growing up playing them allowed me to miss out on life opportunities.
Well luckyily I broke my TV in late summer and I havent gotten a new one or repaired it so I havent played really any video games since then.
I thought that without a way to play any vidya that Id have to use my time on more worthy pursuits. But I havent. All this time I havent been bettering myself. I just sit on facebook and listen to music. Is that really any better? What can I even do besides play vidya? I have no friends and its dark and cold out.
So do I buy a new TV and tell myself Ill only play a little or do I focus on other things.
Remove Facebook
Add jogging and qoura
>>17899583
>its cold and dark
I was actually jogging well in the summer when I had vidya.
What am I supposed to do after jogging? What is quora?
>>17899599
>>17899599
Read books
Create art
Work
Learn
Exercise
Socialize
You're saying you want life opportunities but what does that mean to you
What exactly is your goal
What do you want out of life
I live in an apartment complex, My neighbor has a dash cam near his car. He backs in a parking spot so his car is directly in front of the hallway of the building so it records everyone's daily actives and coming and going. He also has a camera pointing towards the back.
I feel this is very intrusive, Is this legal in Wisconsin?
>>17899519
It's legal where I'm from, but that does sound like a bummer of a situation.
You could complain to management, maybe get the rest of the guys on the floor to agree. They could ultimately decide if they'd rather lose a handful of tenants, or one problem tenant.
I have a neighbor that has camera's all over his house, looking into my yard and shit, and I'm moving the end of this year because he owns his place. Nothing I can do, maybe come back by with a BB gun and shoot 'em out after I've moved or something.
>>17899519
look at your apartment lease specifically for general clauses about neighbors disturbing each other
recording activities would definitely disturb me
otherwise ask your local police station'
>>17899519
He's making a tally chart of who in the complex gets laid and how many times. He knows that you're cheating.
What do?
She lives in a mobile home, and it's full of junk. You can barely walk, there's small paths, most of the house has been let go, she doesn't want people coming over to fix her utilties, so her plumbing, heating, everything doesn't work anymore.
I really want to help her, but I don't live with her anymore.
I have a pick up truck and am willing to put the work in to help her, but I want to make sure she wont react negatively to any suggestions or motivation
>>17899516
hoarding is a type of mental illness
contact your local county health department ask them for advice - they may get involved
firetrap = dangerous etc
taking all the trash out will just start the cycle again, she needs some kind of restrictions
good luck
>>17899563
I don't want to punish her, I just want to help her clean her house up, and then check in on her periodically to make sure she's keeping it in order.
>>17899516
OP, had this problem myself. Come round one day and say" OP's Mom, this place is getting a bit messy...tell you what, I will come round next Sunday and give you a help for a spring clean" My mother was happy with that, so I spend 3 weekends and in that time loaded up 3 pickup loads of shit which i took to the dump. Treat it low key, fun, and dont judge. Be ruthless.
Is it possible to lose my virginity in 2 months? There's no way I'm going to turn 24 and still be a virgin. I know you shouldn't rush things like that, but at this point I need to do it or I'm considering an hero.
I'm tall, fit and fashionable, but awkward and shy with self esteem issues out the ass. All I want is not having to say "yeah I was a 24 yo virgin".
I feel like such a loser, what do I do? And prostitutes won't do either... I don't want to be one of "those guys" either...
escorts. protitution. uggos.
You're building it up in your head and you're going to be very very disappointed.
Is there an on demand wingman service
There should be
>>17899505
You have the wrong mindset.
Sex is a part of a normal, healthy social and romantic life.
You shouldn't focus so much on losing your virginity. You should focus on acquiring a normal, fulfilling social/romantic life.
I have been with my girlfriend for a year, she moved herself in by slowly bringing more stuff over, and comes over every night. She doesn't pay rent, Dosent clean, Dosent cook, Dosent do laundry. She works a few part time jobs and it's usually home before me in bed playing the sims. Recently she won't have sex with me saying she's to tired. I have to literally beg or ofer her something in return for intimacy.
I'm getting increasingly resenting of her, and I don't know how to get her to realize that she is becoming dead weight.
I've told her multiple times she needs to contribute, and she says she will, but nothing has changed.
She's now going to go shopping for more clothes today, even though I told her not to and to use the money to pay off her student loans.
I care about her, but I'm increasingly feeling like a cuck.
How do I make her understand that she has to change this shit?
>>17899425
how does she justify having several part time jobs and not contributing to rent?
its not easy but that might give you a hook to start talking about the whole situation.
also i think you should be careful to bring sex into this because frankly it sounds like shes just a whore getting paid by you in rent, food and chores.
do you think she, you know, loves you still?
She already knows shes dead weight. Just ask her non aggressive questions, give her space and instead of begging get playfully forceful with your needs
Shes either losing interest or thinking she can use you. Maybe both
>>17899425
>How do I make her understand that she has to change this shit?
this will never happen op
>I'm increasingly feeling like a cuck
yep
somehow she sensed you were some kind of pushover type and she is now taking advantage of you
dump her and then what ? she will find another sap to mooch off of
it's your call pal - either be a sponge for your gf or man up dump her ass learn from this b.s. and find a better gal
good luck
Hi I'm currently being followed by a large group of people that may or may not be the police I mean about 30 to 40 people at a time and they try to control my movements I things like walking around or body movements. they actually chased me from georgia to texas and then back to georgia, and get this they actually made me homeless and tried to get the parent that I lived with to slowly poison and murder me PAULDING COUNTY GEORGIA
They also kind of mase the area if I try to read books and scream out some kind of chant like phrase that I can't do anything without a permission slip
another story happened at a library, i started writing down there license plates so get this, a lady in there said that I needed to be medicated so they broke into my car and changed out or messed up my food, this was after they called a police officer and told me I had to leave because I was trying to have sex with the children -teenagers in the library
if you want to check it out just come to paulding county georgia and you can watch it maybe like a weekend getaway they have these shark fins on their cars as well its weird like they are in some kind of gang
I fucking hate women. Whenever I'm in the room with one I feel disgusted, and I try to avoid them whenever I can. I also feel inferior. How do I fix this? I get the feeling that the answer to this is not a simple one, in other words it's not clear as broad daylight how to fix this. Why did this happen to me? For example, my friend Nick is just fine. He doesn't hate women, in fact he's already engaged in his early 20's unlike myself. Why is that? How were our childhoods different to make us this way? What is psychology? Also, why do some people seem to be infinitely more fortunate than I am? Is it fate or destiny? Are some people just destined to be outcasted and shit on by society and never be whole or complete as human beings? Are there more misogynists or more misandrists? what's the cure for misogyny?
I've considered suicide as a solution, but I've heard that's illegal. I don't want to break the law and do illegal things! only terrible people break the law right?
>>17899384
Wow, how do you know this little about yourself?
How can you hate women and feel inferior to them at the same time? I don't hate them and feel superior to them.
What is your parents relationship like? Who is your father and who is your mother? Start there when assessing yourself. For example my dad is arrogant and overly critical and has a "Yes, but..." attitude. Big surprise here; I am overly critical and arrogant.
>>17899401
Yup
It's almost always the parents
>>17899384
I'm in the same boat as you OP. Can't stand being alone with women, or in the same room as women. Sometimes I even have to get away from my girlfriend and she doesn't even have to be doing anything.
My problem is that when I was three I went through a lot of physical/mental abuse as a child from one of my dad's girlfriends and I never got any therapy or talked to any of my family about it. They all knew it was happening but they just covered it up and only acknowledged that it happened. Nothing more or less. I didn't realize until lately how much I don't trust people and resent women more than men.
I can't tell you how to "cure" it. The first step is realizing the problem, which you have. The second step is to act on suppressing those biases when you start to think and feel that way.
im into scat. female poop specifically
my gf is very accommodating. she collects strangers poop from girls wc -when they dont flush-, and makes me eat it -my fantasy, obviously-. my question is; i think our son might be suspicious about whats goin on. so do you think, for his well being, we should talk to him and explain things? or what should we do?
>>17899364
He has no business knowing what you do.
Lie if you must.
Another role play thread
>>17899364
>she collects strangers poop from girls wc -when they dont flush-
they don't?
Let's forget all the heartbreak and depression running rampant in some of these threads and focus on the good things that have come from our relationships so far.
>Just celebrated first Christmas together will hot cocoa and snuggling
>>17899355
>lets forget people wtih problems and rub it in their faces
oh come on man i think that relationshit is stupid and people need to learn happy to be single, but this is just you wanting to brag.
>>17899372
If that is seriously all you took from this post, you need to revaluate your mindset. Cheating and breakup threads occupy nearly 80% of the topics on this board. This is one thread for focusing on the happier aspects of a relationship and you jump to bitching about it.
>>17899399
i consider myself pretty unbiased considering i walk in to those threads and tell them to stop putting so much focus on relationships and focus more on self improvement, but saying
>hey, lets forget people with problems and rub our relationships in their faces
is pretty fucking hilarious man