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any purchases that youve made that have made you significantly more happier?
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>>17900798
My bf is a /pol/ browser, so I bought him Julius Evola's works. Made him very happy.
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Common Project Achilles White (shoes that have lasted me 4 years)

Alcohol

Yeezy tickets and ecstasy

Spotify Premium

Movie tickets

That's about it
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>>17900824
ive done all of that and its just temporary

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Serious Question for the ladies:
The day after you have sex do you feel it in your parts? You have sex and go to sleep, then the next morning you wake up, can you feel that you have had a penis inside you from the previous night?
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>>17900709
A few girls I know can, others can't. Guess it depends on the size of the dick and relative vagina
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>>17900709
I do sometimes, if it was really good. Why do you ask?
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If I wasn't turned on enough, he goes in too early and it hurts. Sometimes it still hurts the next day.

Its not a good feeling.

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My boyfriend won't spend money on me and it's making me resent him..

He spends $1000 a month on himself on food and whatver crap. He lives at home and only has a phone bill and car insurance and has A lot like 40k$. I pay rent and for everything on my own and iWork 24/7 and I'm in school. I can barely afford food. I haven't bought anytnknf for myself since July. Since I work all the time we never have time to go out lately, last time he took me out was 2 months ago. I know I sound like a greedy bitch. But it's not really fair we been together two years and he's never taken
Me shopping and bought me something at the mall. He gave me lke a $50
Gift card for my bday last year and gave me a ring and gift cRd for Christmas and my bjrtndays in two weeks and legit I complain to him al the time about how I have no clothes and crap (I know it's not his responsibility but it would be nice?) andhe doesn't do anything about it. Like I just feel lke I deserve to be a little spoiled sometimes and it makes me depressed.. Idk what to do? I just asked him if he could take me shopping and he said no. Even tho my birthday is in 2 weeks
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>he lives at home
>he has 40k
does not compute
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>>17900594

Yeah. He's wicked cheap and won't move out even tho he has loads of money
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I think I should just break up with this dude he takes me for granted so badly

Alright, /adv/, how many of you have tried getting back together with an ex? Did you succeed? What went right and what went wrong?

I know that the usual advice is "lol forget them and move on" but I'm interested to see if this is actually borne out by people's experiences
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I did. Lasted a month longer and that breakup was even worse.

Find another girl to keep you company.
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>>17900356
No ex to go back. Feels bad :(
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It works but there are just so many times that it will. Until they lose all respect and attraction of you to be more exact.

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Female, married 2 years, facing a problem.

Basically, my friend who's a small time artist invited me to be part of her latest project, which she believes is going to be hear breakthrough. The idea is that we'd sit in a red room (like period blood) and I'd sit in a regular chair, and she'd be in a high chair, and I'd have to watch her masturbate. This is supposed to break down the prejudice society has against female sexuality, masturbation, and also provide a commentary on rape culture and female empowerment and things of the sort. She said she wants me specifically because I'm straight and married and the experience needs to be uncomfortable, initially I agreed. But now my husband is saying she's just a crazy dyke wanting to get off on my face and has absolutely *forbidden* me from participating on it, saying he'd feel humilliated by so many people seeing this. As both a woman and a feminist I feel like this is an important piece for me to be a part of. Am I crazy?
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why do women always have to be naked, or show their tits, or have sex whenever they want to be "artistic" or "feminist"? Name 10 famous artists. How many of them do this shit?

> But now my husband is saying she's just a crazy dyke wanting to get off on my face'
yup
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>>17898960
sounds like your friend just wants to masturbate in front of you.
btw i'm a photographer, would you mind posing for nude photos for me? totally an artist i swear.
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>>17898960
Your husband is completely right and if you can't see why he'd be uncomfortable with you participating in such a fucked up thing then you're a shitty wife. This has nothing to do with feminism or art is just mentally ill persons way of getting their rocks off.

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Fuck me you guys I'm almost suicidal. I'm 26. I discovered OUT OF NOWHERE that my hair has thinned a lot on top; I basically have a "bald spot" of really thin hair about the size of my palm at the top of my skull. This is such a shock to me because every man in my family has had a full head of hair and now I'm gonna be the only one to go bald and in my fucking 20s.

It sucks extra hard because I was just finally feeling good about myself, getting more fit, dressing well, getting good haircuts (lol) AND I was finally single for the first time since I was 16 and feeling confident to try dating and hookups and whatnot and now I'm just devastated. I'm convinced that women hate bald men, and everywhere I look online is full of /r9k/-tier "you'll never get laid again" stuff or "jus B konfidant and have a good personality"

Is there any hope for me? Gonna at least try finasteride because I know I'll kick myself if I didn't.

I just... fuck. I feel like I just got robbed of my youth and don't have anything to look forward to.

Hold me, bros
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>>17896434

will you be a pussy slaying chad who can get laid with a different girl each week? no.

but look around. plenty of baldies date, they even date reasonably attractive women. they just work a little harder, wait a little longer, and focus more on relationships instead of hook ups.

if life has no meaning outside of sex and dating then by all means please kill yourself though.
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>>17896434
When I go bald I'm just going to go full health nut and get fucking ripped.
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>>17896446
Fuck man, I know there's more to life and people out there with real problems, I've just had such a chip on my shoulder about wasted opportunities with sex and shit and I was so close to being able to sort it out.

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I'll start:

I'm sorry I didn't come hang out the last time you asked. I was so afraid of getting drunk and failing my classes. I didn't want to go back into the "old days," because I knew that's exactly what would happen. We used to raise so much hell; honestly I miss those days a lot, not because of the shit we did, but because of who we did it with. We really did stick through everything together.

You know, I was at the gas station last night, and there was a guy in a long leather coat and wide brim hat, just like you used to wear. To be honest, it caught me by surprise - what would you be doing out here? I didn't see a guitar or long blonde hair, and started to laugh to myself about how I could have possibly mistaken that guy for you.

Then I remembered.

I miss you so much.
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Like you ever gave a fucking shit. You were just lonely that's all. Nothing you've ever said is true. What you said on January 21st was a fucking lie. Glad it never mattered to you at all how I felt. I can't wait to find someone who actually loves and genuinely cares about me and will appreciate the fucking things I do for them. I still have medical problems because of your horseshit you selfish piece of shit. Fuck you.
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>>17893934
What medical problems?
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Dear qt,

I like to pretend you wrote this post. It makes me all warm inside. If you could be free, it would be easier for me to free myself. If you told me this, I could let you go. This could be our happy ending where everything is beautiful and nothing hurts.

But right now I am in hell. Noone told me duloxetine came with such fun withdrawals. I think of you so fucking much. I keep remembering small cute things you did that you yourself don't notice. I wish I could see them again. I dream about you every night and it's the best part of my day. I'm taking sleeping pills to sleep during the day too because being awake with brain paresthesia is horrible.

I want to go on an adventure again. I will never have another friend I can do these things with. You can call me any time of the night and I will follow you whereever you want to go. We still need to paint warnings on those hospital walls.

Love,
Trash

PS. I miss my hairpins :c I don't have more and they are unusually flexible. But it would be a really stupid reason to disturb you. I hope you use them to hold back your glorious mane.

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25+ Self-Improvement Thread

You may have given up on life. But OP won't give up on you.

2017 is gonna be our year, oldbros
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The last thread got 6 replies. We may have given up on more than life, senpai
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>>17887024
there is no hope
Grow up
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First step of self-improvement is to get off this site. Making this thread and posting here is detrimental.

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how can i meet with a genie that will grant me wishes with no deadly paybacks?
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And your wish is?
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Idk man maybe if you think really hard about it and want it really bad it will come true.
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>>17903546
if you are not a genie, i think the contract should stay private between the granter and the grantee

>>17903549
that doesnt work :/

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I'm thinking about hiring an escort tonight. I've been sort of stressed and lonely lately, feeling bad about myself. Has anyone else tried this? What was the experience like? Were you embarrassed afterwards?
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feels boring and mechnical. No real connection and feels shallow. You feel embarrassed afterwards but it isn't as bad as the feeling of having wasted 200 dollars
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You probably shouldn't do it.
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>>17903540
Go for it OP. Depends on the tart, some are friendly and good company, others not. Ignore the faggot above.

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what would make a girl want to add another girl she doesnt know on facebook?
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>>17903520
or if you dont know then replace girl with boy in the question
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>>17903522
i dunno

if some random dude added me, and I couldn't piece together how I knew him, or what group he could've potentially added me from, I'm bound to just ignore it.
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>>17903520

Being a fake account?

I get like 4-5 fake account requests for friendship a week.

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So if you get pulled over and he asks to search your vehicle and belongings you have the right to say you don't consent. But through the act of not consenting he now has probable cause to detain you and further request to search you.

wtf, may as well let the cops do whatever the fuck they want then
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That makes no sense. So you can say you don't allow him to search, he says he now has probably cause you're doing a crime so he searches you. I hope you got his name down and go to the city hall about it, that's fucked up and illegal.
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>>17903278
>act of not consenting he now has probable cause

no

and what you are hiding that you don't want police to see ?

FU
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>>17903278
Not consenting is not a probable cause
Tell him he can't do shit
If you live in the states that might fly
Where I live cops "get consent one way or the other

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I'm 25, male.
I might have a tumor.

Been visited by the doctor today because I've been having problem breathing trough my nose lately,
last two days the problem degenerated and I can feel there's something in the back of my throat.

He said his first two suppositions are either cistic tissue or a injury of the tissue in my nose (or something like that, can't properly translate),
but he requested a magnetic resonance ASAP and by googling the stuff he wrote down it's pointing to a tumor.
And god the way he looked at me when I left, and the wy my doctor looked at me when I gave me the medical report.

I need to get some blood test tomorrow, and if I'm lucky I can get the resonance too,
but I might have to wait until wednesday.

What the fuck do I do? I've seen people dying from tumors in my family, I don't wanna go through that.

Also how do I keep the tought out of my mind until then?
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>>17903271
I've got some savings, 45k €.
If it comes down to it I'm thinking I'd like to hop on my bike and travel trough europe a bit and spend time with the people I appreciate.

But I don't know how that could work out with the medication and shit.
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>>17903271
If its a tumor then be happy you'll be out if this shitty existence in a jiffy
If its not a tumor be happy to be here for a long time
Also make a bucket list and stay positive
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Well starters for now is to try to keep your anxiety under control. I recommend learning to meditate. Useful skill regardless of your outcome. If it goes worst case, seriously, look into some kind of support group. Usually the best thing for people undergoing hardship is to be around people who understand.

Also travelling sounds awesome and if it goes really bad re your diagnosis, at least if you get hit by muhammeds terror truck well it's an exciting and memorable way out as a footnote in history.

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I wanna have a threesome, but I don't know how to go with it.

tl;dr: should I hint my cousin and his gf to have a threesome or should I wait for them to hint it?

Detailed:
He:
>He is my cousin
>We've been bros since always
>We used to play sex all the time when we were kids, fapped together and each other in our very early teen days
>Last time we did something together was for fucking a whore in our 18s (10 years ago)
>He grew apparently quite straight and territorial
>He made out with other girls while being with her

She:
>She likes to be seen as loyal and honest
>She made out with me a night that we were drunk as hell
>I had the chance to fuck her twice but pulled back out of guilt
>There's a lot of tension sexual tension between us all the time
>She doesn't miss the chance to caress my arms and legs from time to time, specially when drinking

I:
>Been single for years and have no game whatsoever
>They know everything about my failures and my recent failed attempts at getting a gf
>They even set me up with a friend of them but that didn't work either because we are too different

We:
>We've been spending a lot of time together
>We go out, and got into lessons of shit together. We even had talks of going to the gym together with my cousin
>They invite me over to dinner almost every week and we play table games and get drunk as hell

Is it okay if I start hinting a threesome with jokes? I always wait for them to make a sex related joke, but never before I joked about having sex together. Or is it something that must come 100% from them?
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Lmao u sick fuck
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I'm flagging this
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In my Japanese animes you have to make a move on your cousin then she will want to join in after bring caught masturbating outside the door

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My parents want to buy a shop because they've been saving money in their bank account for some time and "they don't know what to do with it".
I personally don't want to buy it, it's not bad, but I just don't know what we'll do with it, mostly everyone shops on amazon and etc, because it's cheaper and faster.
They say it'll be an investment and if we don't want to use it, we'll rent it.
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That's a fucking terrible idea, OP.

Retails spaces are a shit investment.

I'm betting your folks know dick about running a store/franchise or even what they'd put in there, and renting a single space isn't going to be profitable (that's why malls are a thing).

If they've got enough money to buy a retail space they've got enough money to buy a home which is far more valuable both in terms of building equity and rental income.
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>>17903077
>buy a home which is far more valuable both in terms of building equity and rental income

not always

but yes buying a shop seems really foolish
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>>17903067
As long as they're leasing the space, and not trying to be involved owners in a business, I see potential.

If they want the headache of staffing management for a business, that's a whole 'nother story.

I'd convince them to clean it up really good, and lease the space to some business.

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