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Why settle for a loser when you can fuck the best?

>>17896715
So being a side hoe is worth it to fuck the alphas for women?

Beta kek will take care of her once she gets old ugly and won't be fucked by alpha anymore. It's win-win.

>>17896701
Where do you see this going?
If you want to do sex with her, you better get used to physical contact.

The reason she looked at you strange, was because you didn't lean in to kiss her.

>>17896709
I'm fine with getting used to physical contact, obviously, but I'm just nervous with people I don't know well.
Doubt that, the chairs there were terribly positioned, I couldn't kiss her like that.

>>17896717
>>Later on hug her as we were leaving
>>She reacts like I did something strange
You didn't kiss her as you were leaving, dumbass.

Some times it helps to step out of your comfort zone.

Fuck what if my friend is lying? I beleive him though.

Did I just misunderstand her? Like was she talking about somebody else, despite him being the topic of conversation??

She just sent me a text, waiting a bit to respond. What if I misunderstood, how do I not come off as clingy?

Nigga, you hopeless. Get your shit together before you start inflicting yourself on others. You're questioning the motives of both the female and your friend. This is what makes people dislike you, and this is why you dislike other people. Get that shit under control and you'll find you're significantly less miserable and social interactions smooth themselves out.

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>>17896663

start by opening up.


im the kinkiest person i know but most people will never know cuz im not gonnab e the first to admit my terribly embarassing and shameful fetishes.

if you want someone to open up, you gotta open first.

even if its a 'i just want to try XX at some point in my life'.

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>>17896663
>I want to know more about what he's into so I can do more sexy things for him

some shy guys are into pretty radical stuffs...just so you know

>>17896663

He's afraid you'll dump him for being a lolicon or a futafag.

Next time, just walk in with a strap on and demand him to suck it. He'd be weirded out at first, but he'd realize you're okay with him liking feminine dicks.

I mean that is if you're okay with it.

so i won't be physically dominated in addition to being emotionally dominated ;_;

>>17896629
idk man, i suffer the same fate.
Sometimes i get a stiff neck and muscles are so tense i need heat pads on there.

>>17896646
But it's like taming a wild beast.

I can't say shit though. My girlfriend is 5'2" lol

>>17896603
Sadly, there isn't much you can do besides make the break up as soft as possible. Be honest, don't be crass. Offer emotional support as a friend until you're sure she'll be okay, then go no-contact for the sake of your own sanity.

>>17896603
make her hate you

>>17896760
Don't do this. This is retarded as fuck.

>>17896603
Just be honest. What the fuck is so hard about this? Tell a friend of theirs maybe, their family. be like "Hey, this person is extremely depressed and blah blah blah be there for them."

You can't break someone's heart and expect everything to be all fun.

And don't just fucking disappear on them. They will need closure. Depressed people tend to have obsessive thoughts and leaving them without closure will make it 100x worse.

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This is going to sound corny af but here goes; there's a natural way to stare.

Keep in mind not all people like when you stare and in some cultures it's downright offensive.

But there's a way to do it right. You look them in the eyes and sort of let your gaze flow from their. If the conversation dies there's no need to look them in the eye since now you're explicitly staring.

>>17896602
BLINK NIGGER

>>17896602

Looking someone in the eye is what you do when you're TALKING to someone. Staring is when you're not actively engaged with them and just looking at them from afar.

Every situation is a little different.

A bit risky. I wouldn't count on it but it honestly depends on the girl. If she's quite eccentric and good at making surprised then sure, otherwise if she's a bit edgy and down then nah. All in all it depends on how significant your meet-up with her was.

dont text it lol just meet her up

>>17896607
She's kind of anxious. But pretty down to earth.

Homeopathy is fucking bullshit. End your family please.

>>17896425
First post = best post

Most homeopathy pills are not FDA approved, so no one's regulating the kind of shit they put in there. My mom made me take some for depression when I was a kid, and the ingredients in them have been linked to kidney and liver failure.

If homeopathic medicines actually worked they would be prescribed as real medication. It can't help you, all it can do is damage.

If they won't fuck off just agree and then flush the pills down the toilet.

Use Wing Chun

Katana
I learned most of my moves from anime. Specifically bleach and samurai jack.
Good luck

This is dangerous. Unless it's life or death, don't do it. You risk collapsing his throath and leaving him out of air for too long.

What's your experience in fights and his? Most of the time, just being able to pace yourself, move around, throw straight punches and keep your guard up will already take you a long way if the other side is inexperienced. What's the size difference too?

>>17896379
Couldn't? Or cant? The way you word it it sounds like you stopped applying.

Start applying again silly.

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>>17896379
I couldn't find anything in my area and slowly learned it's like the fourth worst city in the us for college grads.

So, instead of busting my ass off trying to get a shitty minimum wage job I'm busting my ass off back in school (community college) learning programming because the job opportunities for that are everywhere.

Not ideal but then again neither was coming of age during the economic crisis.

>>17896379
My buddy is a chemical engineering graduate and reports the same thing.

>>17896299
just grab her by the pussy, op. she very obviously wants the d

>>17896299
Some signals are subtle and almost impossible for guys to recognise. Other signals are obvious such as touching and staring. She likes you - go for it!

Ask her out and make a move
then escalate
Its not rocket science

Say it to her face and let your kids play for gods sake. A great man once said: raising kids is easy, you give them pizza, tell a joke and LET THEM LIVE THEIR LIVES, they're grown ups for gods sake

Otherwise you're gonna raise a vuzz who depends on everyone and cant get anything done in life, let your kid have his own experiences not babysit them around all the time, thats the worst mistake a parent can do

>>17896267
>kids
>they're grown ups

What?

Looks infected, possibly from biting your nails? If you're an americuck I suggest getting a lighter and a sewing needle and lancing it. Use some rubbing alcohol or peroxide to sterilize.

>>17896261
this

or you could get some antibiotic ointment if you're scared of pking yourself

that infection is getting big tho

if you are college student then go to health clinic & let them deal with it

>>17896261
Alright ill try that, thx my dood

So I'm part of this group of nerds that gathers around regularly to watch movies, talk about books etc. Recently a girl in her early twenties (I'm in mid 30s) started attending the group and boy is she hot/cute. I'd really like to make a move on her, but don't want to come across as old creep/perv. Any chance of doing that? What do you girls think, what's too old to be hitting on you when you're that age?

In reply to anon from a previous thread.

>>17896045

Thank you. I think I will hang on for now and I will do that. I was considering talking to a therapist because there must be some unresolved issues I need to deal with.

How can I talk to her about it though? I can't tell her I find other women more attractive than her, or the fact that the small amount of body fat she has bothers me (I was always attracted to naturally skinny girls and I'm very lean myself). She's told me she's insecure about her looks and I don't want to cause her any esteem issues or give her an eating disorder. I have always been insecure about my own looks so perhaps I'm pushing my own warped standards upon her.

>>17896222
How early 20's? If she's around 21 and you've got over 10 years on her it could come off as weird. You're in the get married or already married bracket and she's in the college kid group.

It depends on her, really. Some are okay with dating guys much older than them.