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>>17898401
Thank her and keep them. You tried to give them back, like any decent person should but if she really insists, it'd be a dick move to refuse her.

>>17898401
You are such a faggot

>>17898423
I know. Very melodramatic, but cut me some slack my heart is broke

start by counting your blessings.


when you compare yourself to some kids living in a shit hole in the east you start to perk up


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>>17898413
I don't necessarily feel better about having a superior quality of life to a Vietnamese child's

>>17898413
Not OP, but that never helps me. Thinking about how there are people in the world with real problems makes me feel like a piece of shit for getting depressed over first world problems like having no friends.

My best friend has relapsed at the beginning of the year and he shows up needs a place to sleep. That's cool always lookin out for the homies. When I get home from work, my door is locked never lock my door whatever. My friend is sleeping on my bed and I notice a bunch of my shit has been rifled through and my camera is out of its case, then I see my 9 mil loaded on the floor next to my bed as well as a .38 on my desk. I do not tolerate loaded firearms in my house. Told dude to get the fuck out. I am not ok with that, If you feel like you need to carry a loaded firearm in my house you are not fucking welcome.

Getting stressed out man I don't know how I feel right now. I feel sick.

Try and get a hold of gf, been a couple weeks. She got back from visiting family at beginning of the week and hasn't hit me up since. I kinda want to know what is going on. Not really interested in trying to be in a relationship that isn't really happening, reasonable if we do the breakup thing, idc, I'm a rational dude at this point, I can understand. Nothin', busy, some other time, don't want to talk. How about tomorrow. Sure I can do that I will make the time. Nothing.

Pressure is up at work. They didn't really have structured rest periods before but manning the grill for 6-7 hours nonstop is exhausting especially for a smoker. I don't even have a chance to grab a drink of water I'm getting dehydrated, irritable, pissed off.

Figured I would do something productive to release some energy. Been writing music and working out a lot, pretty much the only time I can escape my head, it's been messing with me as of late, but I need to accomplish some shit. Prolly make me feel better about things. Put my s 10 up on jacks and pulled of the drums to replace the brakes, been leaking a bit of hydraulic fluid. Whatever that was a mess out of service for a whole week and had to rebuild both of them, problem after problem. Started to get pissed off at everyone and everything. Bullshit.

Thanksgiving is right around the corner. I detest my the side of the family nagging for me to join them for dinner. Love em'? sure. But they drive me insane. Bunch of racist, stuffed shirt, top heavy fucks, trickle down motherfuckers, oh it's someone else's responsibility.

I'm getting triggered, me thinks would be the proper term.

Haven't really been eating or sleeping for the last week or so. Maybe a couple hundred calories a day, an hour or two of sleep a night. Just waking up at 1:30 and can't go back to
sleep. Stopped smoking weed. Everything seems to be rolling in and out of focus. Clear and vivid to indistinguishable blurs of color.

My thoughts are getting louder... overthinking, overthinking, overthinking. My head is racing. It all seams clear, my mind is sharp and memories I have forgotten begin to flood back. The smallest details from the last couple weeks, over the summer, last year, three years ago, a decade.

Mostly the mad memories. Loss, abandonment, the times I had rationalized suicide, terrors and horrifying screams that echo and echo and echo...

I got a five day weekend coming up. I'm getting anxious. Call gf and she actually says she is down to kick it tomorrow. Hell yeah! Maybe I'm just trippin. Dawg you just trippin. Get of work and write some music. Nothin, nothin, nothin. Next day I call her up and she sounded almost frantic maybe I am projecting my emotions. She says she went to a movie last night and forgot. Ok... but we would hang out later that night. Got a text from later saying she had made plans to kick it with her best friend and maybe some other time, but not tonight. God dammit I'm sick of this shit if I was sane I would have just stopped then and there and said bitch you don't do me like that get out of here.

Getting restless, drive around for a few hours and text some sappy ass poetry shit . When I got some of that off my chest I text her "I'm fucking complicated". Only reply I got from her that night was everyone is. My thoughts wont slow down and to be honest I got some real feels for the girl. fuuk.

End up going to a show that night. Leave for a while down the street and catch another band that is more my style. Go back to the other show to see what band was playing next and see what at this point should be ex gf sitting inside. Burn a stog and walk back to my car. Should prolly leave. Nope, head towards the venue and walk around the corner. Oh hey whats up yo? She and a few friends are hanging out smoking in front of the venue. Bullshit with them for a second, gf wont even look at me she just says hey. Kinda awkward, they all knew we were dating. I tell them I'm going inside to grab a drink and by the time I am back out they had all left. Bullshit. End up going to karaoke with some of my friends but don't really say anything. Processing. Can't think straight.

I would at least wait until Trump gets sworn in and see what he does. Love him or hate him, it seems like things will change around here, including the military.

>The main issue I have with this, is that I believe I am fairly patriotic
That's literally the opposite of a problem for joining the military.
You believe what you believe and feel what you feel for your country. There is no objective or "correct" stance on this.

It sounds like your family has a history of enlisted members, you would join their ranks. If your parents are upset about it, it's only because they care, but you shouldn't let that stop you. You have to live your own life and not tip-toe around decisions because it make make your mom sad for a awhile.

>>17898405
Yeah, will certainly get interesting. I do like the guy, just don't know how much it will affect the NZ military haha

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Self bumping because I can't sleep

You just get a simple job as a bartender or some shit
Rent is lower is small cities so you don't need a lot of money to get by

I'm kinda confused what you're asking

>>17898289
>because I don't see myself having a conventional job
>working an honest, stable job
Huh?

Also it sounds like the typical grass is greener shit, you idealize the simple life because it was a temporary switch from your current one, having a decent relationship with your aunts probably helped too.

I'd be best to at least finish your degree so the money and time isn't completely wasted and then start with the "living with aunt for a while" plan. Gap year and all the shit. Ideally also getting a job there so you experience the real deal.

IF you happen to really like it, which is a big if, explaining the situation to your parents shouldn't be a big deal. Besides you could pay them back for college later if you feel that guilty about it.

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Have you ever tried meth?

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>>17898285
HOLY SHIT DID JELLYBEAN DO ANOTHER "ASMR" WARDROBE SHOWCASE?

>>17898285
swish hard liquor around in your mouth. drink a bit if you want, but dont get shitty drunk, it will make it worse. take a few ibuprofen too

>>17898283
Fuck. Just took a closer look using a light and getting extra close and it looks like the original stain is still there. Meaning not only is there a big ass potential water/dish soap stain, but the original stain didn't even come out so even if it does dry in time with no damage. The original stain will still be there.

What the fuck am I supposed to do? There won't be a period between the person waking up and seeing the stain where I would be able to clean more thoroughly.

So basically, I need an impossibly quiet way to clean both a large water/dish soap spot which may or may not stain, and a smaller but still noticable cum stain which would totally stain. Color of couch is similar to OP's.

Update OP?

Stay at a hotel next time.

>>17898282
drop them tards man

what kind of manager cries when someone quits

what job is this

>>17898410
McDoblabnd's

All the other employees are teenagers who punch each other in the balls and grab asses all day.

>>17898280
sounds like she was trying to gauge your opinions on having kids, but in a really sideways manner

also she sounds retarded, and it sounds like she was genuinely mad about your response. prob just immature.

i wouldn't bring it up again

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>>17898292
we've been through a couple of times like this where she'll ask me something, i'll answer and she'll get weird. Whenever I see her next she'll just act different and talk to me different. No kisses, sideways hugs rather than both arms, just small stuff like that. It lasts until I basically have to force her to talk about it and it usually ends up with both of us apologizing. I'm kind of getting the feeling this is going to happen again tomorrow.

she's putting you through some real mental gymnastics. she could be building fodder to make you look like an asshole if you two broke up
>he said he'd rather have the clap than a baby with me!

>>17898238
yes you're gay

>>17898243
Fucking hell I had a plan, I was supposed to marry a redpilled woman and have 5 beautiful Aryan babies to help ensure the future of the white race

Yes you are a fag

Sorry so and so died. We were best friends. Can I have his stuff?

>>17898228
I just heard the sad news about John. I have some wonderful memories about the time when he and I were close friends, and I will use them and the happiness they bring me to help me through the sadness now. I hope that you too will be able to take some comfort from your good memories of him as you grieve now.

at this moment, im not sure they want any messages

>>17898211
>that someone inevitably is going to look down at my resume and question why I made a lateral move to a smaller company.
You answered it yourself. Flexibility sounds like a pretty good fucking reason.

Also the reason why I'd go for Job 1, bigger pay is only a bonus. (Although there is obviously the risk of you slacking off when working at home) Sure 2 might be better for the long run and your ego (and your parents ego) but it's hardly worth the stress, worse environment and risk of HR buttfucking your trips. Would your parents really be that mad over a job that pays better and gives you more freedoms?

>>17898227

Sadly, yeah, my mom is an absolute nutjob about how I look to her family and the rest of the world. I have a fair amount of my own drive, and I care too, but she's the kind of person who would threaten something like divorcing my dad because she didn't "like" my choice.

She just doesn't want me to leave my current company, but it's a shitshow, and I must go.

>>17898256
>she's the kind of person who would threaten something like divorcing my dad because she didn't "like" my choice
The better pay definitely should go for her psychologist, unless she was making a 8/10 joke. Why is your dad even still with a person like that?

Either way, you probably realize that it's your life and other opinions shouldn't matter too much, specially if the opinions come from such irrational people. It's not like your quitting your job to become a cult leader of a new religion or some shit.

You need new friends. Cut him off completely. Being a wagesalve is fucking pathetic in it self, doing it so your "friend" doesn't mock you is even worse still

>>17898196
I don't mind being a wageslave as much anymore since everyone born is a slave anyways, I can't let him off that easy I want to see him suffer I want him to feel my pain

>>17898208
>>17898213
My bad ment to quote you

>>17898190
Cum upon your stomach and take a shower

>>17898190
Do it in the shower.

>>17898190
Toilet paper is stronger than tissue so use that. I hope you aren't just unloading into an unfolded tissue, that's sloppy anon. Folding increases the strength of the paper, afterwards fold it again and wrap it in another tissue to be safe and stuff it next to some other tissue in the trash.

Plz help

>>17898161
Guys will develope that before the age of 25 if its going to happen.

You'll have to go to a doctor and get meds or figure out why you're stressing. And yes there is a reason, it might be subconsious but if you're self aware you should already know why you're feeling like that.

>>17898161
Do you exercise? Much of my anxiety symptoms were helped by doing cardio like running. Inactivity does a hell of a number to your body.
You're not weak or anything. You probably just need to change something.