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What are you supposed to do when you don't want love, don't want money, don't want booze or drugs, don't want fame or power and have everything you could ever want or need but you keep wanting SOMETHING?
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>>17898146
>have everything you could ever want or need
Ensure that it stays that way.
Also artsy stuff.
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>>17898146
cyka blyad
play vidya,
spasiba?
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>>17898148
But it's shit. And I don't like making art any more than I like any of that.
>>17898150
Fucking tosser can't even tell a fenno-ugric language from a slavic one.
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I'm currently on vacation in a different country and have bought a bottle of Zippo lighter fluid. I'm leaving tomorrow, and the bottle is still quite full.
How can I safely dispose of the lighter fluid? There's nothing I can really use it on. And I'm fairly certain I can't take lighter fluid with me on a plane or in checked baggage.
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make a trap for whoever comes to clean up where you're residing
easy laughs when you hear of how they set their own place on fire and burned alive
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You can just set it down on the ground and walk away a hobo will probably be happy u left it
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Flush it down the toilet
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I made a thread here a few weeks ago about my boyfriend and our terrible sex life (or the fact we don't really have one) He feels like a best friend that SOMETIMES has sex with me IF he hasn't fapped.
I have been masturbating more and overall changing my view of him as a sexual option, so far it's working and I don't have the desire to have sex with him as much. I am learning to enjoy his company more without being resentful about his porn/masturbation habits.
I have stopped shaving/waxing so I don't have the temptation to have sex with him too.
Can this have a negative impact on our relationship in the future? I am scared I am going to start wanting sex from other people since I am training myself not to desire him and I'll end up hurting him in the long run.
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>>17898083
dafuq
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Your boyfriend faps?
Either you're ugly, or he's autistic.
Either way: confront him.
If he screeches, leave him. If he makes up excuses for his fapping, leave him. If he changes, you're welcome--although this scenario is highly unlikely, because he's most likely autistic, or you're undesirable.
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>>17898083
Sounds like he only fucks you out of convenience so who cares if you have sex with someone else this guy seems more interested in being your friend than your bf anyway
So basically I am going to bootcamp this summer after I graduate (yes I am 18) and my gf is going to be a senior in high school. I, just really worried to lose her, when she goes to college, and maybe while she is still in school. So I plan rig before I leave, or as soon as I get back to get her pregnant. How fucked up am I? And what should I do besides that? I just don't want to lose her, yes I know it's crazy but still idk what else to do.
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Terrible plan don't ruin some poor girls life just bc your afraid of being lonely stop being a selfish asshole
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Fuck her like crazy now.
If she demands you use condoms, pop holes in them.
If she's on the pill, swap them out for placebos.
If she gets pregnant, and says she wants an abortion, tell her you're absolutely pro-life.
Whenever necessary, comfort the idea.
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>>17898077
Make here want you more, make the bond that the two of you should have even stronger so that way she'll be afraid of losing you just as much as you are of losing her.
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How do I deal with a low IQ gf?
>constantly needs help with everything
>attempts something for less than five minutes then gives up and asks me to help
>just fucks around on her smartphone while I'm helping her; doesn't listen to instruction or wants me to guide her, wants me to do it myself
Example
>tonight
>needs help with putting together something she bought
>doesn't even require any tools or additional parts
>gives up after literally a minute
>"anon I need help"
>tell her she can figure it out herself
>starts whining and nagging me to help her
>gets pissy at me when I tell her to fuck off
If anyone needs to know it was an ornament organizer that goes into a plastic tub. All you have to do is align the paper slits and she doesn't even bother with it, telling me she can't figure it out.
I wouldn't get so frustrated if she actually attempted to do something herself. She relies on me to help her with everything. At first I thought it was endearing and I didn't mind but after a while it just grates on me. I guess it's my fault for enabling her tardish behavior but I thought I was being a 'good boyfriend'. I don't think she's capable of cognitive thinking. When talking about politics or anything involving the real world she just parrots what is being shared on normiebook and doesn't do anything to challenge her mind. After three years I don't think I can take this anymore
I don't know if I can really do anything except tell her I'm not going to do this anymore. But I know she will whine and bitch at me for being shitty towards her. I just needed a place to vent I guess.
Bonus game: try to find all the memes in my pic
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why are you with her at the first place then retard?
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tell her she'll be making it up to you later that night.
she's entitled, and so she knows how to get people to do shit for her. Get rewarded
Low IQ, good looks. That's what's desired. This way, you can raise your kids however you want.
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Youre not supposed to be you're spouse's parent get a better gf stupidity is a trait that doesn't go away
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Guys wtf is happening to my lava lamp
The wax is making a tornado or some shit and it wont bubble up anymore. Help
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>>17898012
It came
It won't work for a while now and it will get thick stuff everywhere lulz
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That's fucking cool, man.
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IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS???
YOU HAVE ONE OF THE RARE NADO LAVA LAMPS
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
PUT THAT UP ON EBAY FOR FUCKING $1000
YOU STRUCK GOLD NIGGA
I have lost most faith in humanity.
SJWs, feminazis, etc. have ruined the world.
I might be thinking to go join some underground terrorist group or something.
(btw just fyi I'm a guy with a little bit of a disability on my head, so I can't do many things because of that. adds to list of screwups)
Wat do now, my /adv/isors?
Terrorist group?
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>>17897990
Sure if you enjoy being shot by a SWAT team or droned. Why dont you stop being a faggot and join the legion or the military?
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>>17897990
Dumbest shit I've ever read
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postsnatal surgery on my head
read it fag
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How do you make putting out in a relationship easier?
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>>17897967
Please elaborate. Are you saying you have trouble propositioning your gf?
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>>17897967
I want in that cunt whore / I want to ride that pogo stick bro
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Be with someone you actually like.
If you say you like them but don't want to fuck them you are lying to your self one way or another.
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Well /adv/isors.
I did it. I had sex for the first time.
I didnt feel anything except pain though. I felt like i wasnt even there. Like my body wasnt mine. It completely took me out. I want to cry. Why couldnt i feel anything? I couldnt feel him inside of me or his kisses or anything.
Is it just that your first time always sucks or is something wrong with me. Maybe i should see a therapist
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Was it worth waiting until your wedding night?
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You freaked yourself out so much your body went into shock I did the same thing the first time I went into a fire fight dw about it you'll be better next time it's just too much anxiety
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>>17897946
I waited a year to have sex with him. Not sure a marriage wouldnt be the same.
>>17897947
Thanks man. That seems reasonable. I just feel so sad. Post sex depression.
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Help! my gf is a fucking moron. 2016-12-28 04:05:58 Post No.17897910
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Help! my gf is a fucking moron.
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I have been with my gf for three years now. we planned to get married. but something is pissing me off to no end about her. She is about as clever as a chair and only about half as useful.
i have never had a partner who i could say was honestly just plain stupid. but this girl is, without a doubt borderline retarded.
in every other way she is lovely. she looks good, shes sweet and kind and giving, shes funny and normally great to be around. but sometimes its like holy shit can you not even plan 5 minutes into the future? i could give examples but it just makes my blood boil.
i feel like an ass complaining about this one thing about an otherwise perfect girl. but her stupidity seems to negate het good points and makes life more difficult than it needs to be. am i just being picky or is stupidity a deal breaker?
pic related, should have got an tank.
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>>17897910
It'll be much like raising someone if you try to fix that, or perhaps she is just too dependent on you and you need to grow some distance in that way.
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are you fucking retarded
call that shit off
imagine having this much pent up resentment for someone BEFORE you even get married
recipe for catastrophe
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>>17897928
but whats the guarantee i would find someone better?
i'd like to find a way to deal with this before throwing in the towel. nobody is perfect...
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Should I lie in my job application for Mcdonalds? I never had a job before and I'm in my 20's. I know someone that's saying I should lie about my experience.
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yes, and get some friends to be references.
their checks are far from thorough, and calling your references is just due diligence.
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>>17897869
They didn't even read my resume when I got hired at mcds I worked there for 2 years it was a shitty job tho
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>>17897869
yeah
they're probably not going to hire you anyway but you should always do whatever you can to increase your chances
it's not like you're lying about having a fucking degree or anything really serious
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How to aquire IRL waifu 2016-12-28 03:39:27 Post No.17897837
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So. I have never gone on a date and so I am a tad unsure about how to do so.
The situation is that there is a girl at my work who has similar interests to me and has expressed an interest in me. One of the shared interests is Star Wars, and I was intending to take her to Rogue One when it first was released, but could not do so as a result of familial obligations. She probably already saw it, so that is what I am trying to maneuver around. Should I still go forward with that as a plan (and just propose that she watch it a second time with me if she already saw it), or should I try to find something different? If so, what would another good idea? Should I ask by text? (I figure that may help me plan my words out better and be more strategic) or should I either call her or ask in person? I am a bit afraid of the higher chance of sperging out that accompany asking in person or on the phone. Also, are there any other nuances that I may not be aware of?
>inb4 4chan is 18+
Not in violation
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>>17897837
How are you gonna be with her for 3+ hours on a date if you can't even ask her to go with you?
Either find a way to ask her in person, or scrap the idea, buddy.
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>>17897843
I am not against asking in person, I am just trying to be strategic. I talk with her at work.
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man, you autistics always know how to ruin my day with this shit.
>She probably already saw it
ask if she did. If she hasn't, ask if he wants to see it with you.
If she has, ask her if she wants to see something else.
also, buy a rope beforehand. Knowing you autists, you'll need it afterwards.
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I just want to be a little skinny beta male bitch. And I want a strong, thick alpha girl to use me and to make me watch her fuck other, stronger men and make me eat her out after they're done. I want her to lead my life and make my decisions for me. I want to be a cuck. I want to accept my rightful place as a dutiful, loving, submissive cuckold.
Problem is, I'm tall and big and my girlfriend isn't into cuckolding. Please help me.
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Work for MTV or Buzzfeed?
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>>17897787
Write this on ok cupid and you'll fid exactly what you're looking for just be honest and straight up from the beginning
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>>17897787
You want someone to make decisions for you. You want to not be responsible for your own life. You are a sad, sad man.
My advice? Grow a pair and take charge of your shit.
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how can i think about death without being afraid of it? 2016-12-28 02:52:30 Post No.17897709
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how can i think about death without being afraid of it?
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i'm really anxious all the time, and i obsess over things. i also experience dp/dr in varying degrees all the time. i've always liked to think and imagine and shit, but i feel more disconnected when i do that. and lately i can't stop thinking about death and it's making me super anxious all the time. how do i deal with this? how can i either stop thinking about death, or be able to handle thinking about it?
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Try DMT. It cured my fear of death.
Basically when you die, shit's pretty sweet. You don't have any sense of who you are, or who your family is, but you have a strong sense that everybody you love and care about is right next to you. Everything is bliss. Everything is astonishing. Death is infinite and it's beautiful.
Pretty sure reincarnation is a thing, too. Don't stress, man. Death is natural. When you die, DMT releases in your brain. It's the most blissful, satisfying, complete feeling you can possibly feel.
I'm kind of excited to die, desu. Shit's gonna be sweet.
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>>17897741
You ever take a heroic dose of acid, become completely psychotic and catatonic, and think you're dying for 12 hours?
Shut the fuck up.
Drugs are drugs. Do not confuse reality with the effects brought on by imbibing drugs
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>>17897741
ya i feel like if i took any sort of drug that made me more out of it than i already am, i'd have a heart attack or something
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Acne caused me agoraphobia and social fobia. 2016-12-28 02:44:38 Post No.17897678
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Acne caused me agoraphobia and social fobia.
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Okay /adv/ I need help don't have any money to a Dermatologist, I feel pretty depressed about my face, eventually I find myself with the social fear of people watching my face when I go to a mall restaurant even takin out trash and I even considered killing myself I didn't assist to classes because my face, and now my grades suck I might even be expulsed from college because the times I didn't enter my classes. I feel a lot of impotence cause I can't do nothing about it.
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Wash your face morning and night with a good facewash, maybe get those alcohol pads, avoid touching your face. Drink water and consume less sugar.
Buy witch hazel from the market. It is near the isopropyl alcohol section. It comes in a similar looking container as iso alcohol. You dab some on a paper towel and wipe your face with it during the day whenever it gets dirty or oily. Helps fight acne.
Good luck m8. Don't stress.
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Dude don't kill yourself. the acne can probably be dealt with in time.
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>>17897678
try the stuff you can get without prescriptions
bezoyl perox 10% in USA is fairly strong