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>cooking fancy stuff
>baking
>cleaning
>doing extensive body care
>playing piano
>shitposting

Alcohol.
Star Trek TNG while laying in bed.
Alcohol while laying in bed.
Watching Star Trek TNG while drinking alcohol in bed.

music?

>>17901983
Read the Bible, it's great for the soul

>>17901990
I listened and I played guitar. Not much

so are you the 8 year old or..?

>>17902003
No I'm sorry. I meant that she had (until she left) been my stepmother for 8 years.

>>17901982
>gets brain surgery for no reason at all
This is the dumbest scam I've heard of.

>>17901978
>At a certain point it became "clear" they are under age
>they say they are 15, still not sure if I believe them
If they look under 15, there's no way you could have mistaken them for not being underage at any point, and therefore there wouldn't have been a time when you had a 'revelation' that they were underage and perhaps you shouldn't have been flirting with them. Girls who are younger than 15 look drastically different from girls who are 18 and older

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>>17901978
>At a certain point it became "clear"
>15

>>17901991
>If they look under 15
Sorry, should be "if they ARE under 15"

Don't do it dude. You don't realize what women will do for revenge.

Let's just say being accused of rape isn't as funny as it once was.

>>17901964
You are a beta and I'm disregarding your advice. I may have social anxiety, but I'm not a retard. I might as well cut my cock off if I'm to stay in a relationship I don't like. Me and gf don't have rough sex (we barely have any) so yeah, I'll fight her ass in court and win if she were to press charges. (She wouldn't
Either kill yourself or get off /adv/

>>17901979
Nice response, from this I gather that she's not the most mentally stable of people and you know she would do it.

Trust me dude, don't do it. You may not have a conviction but you'll probably get an arrest and an arrest is all that people need to judge you for the rest of your life. The NCIS isn't a joke.

Good luck.

>>17901938
Atleast I have the skill of self reflection and realize that I am quite meek mentally, faggot-ish aswell in swagger. Even when females show a hint of liking me, I quickly withdraw advances. I mulled over myself being gay many times, to the point the voices in my head of myself sucking a penis. But I've tried to see if I was gay before, I've tested it, and I'm a truly straight.

I suspected the porn made me that way. Porn viewship at an early age of 8 or so makes you react to digital stimuli of another man having intercourse with a female. Prolonged long-term year by year intake of Porn puts you "inside" the head of the female when becoming aroused.

Those symptoms came unto for years and I never released it until now. I should consider myself lucky, not many ensnared souls pull themselves out at a young age.

Sometimes I wish suicide..But I'd rather do it through combat. Mostlikely at the event of a firefight I'd cry and whine, but atleast it would be a good release from life.

I think the military would be good. I'm a "beta" male as some internet cultured folk may now. I've always been this way. But not spoiled. I'm too poor to be spoiled. Video Games, TV, and Internet give the delusion of grandeur, but I don't fool myself anymore. All I wish to do os to better myself by any means necessary.

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>>17901938
Hey anon, I've been in your same exact situation. I was masturbating and viewing online pornography every since middle school and it continued even into my young adulthood

I tried many times to overcome this addiction, when I was in high school, it was agonizing. Went days without it, yet I would still slip-up and fall back into it again

I was around 24 and still in this habit, had a full-time job at a major company, making bank, etc. I had everything in the world, my own car, etc. But I was still addicted to online pornography and masturbating daily, even a few times a day

I came to a breaking-point in my life, I was lifeless, I had no desire, I couldn't go on like this. My life was in shambles. All I can say is, the moment I gave my life over to Jesus Christ, the Son of the living God who washes away all our sins, that is when it all started to change

It was a transformative time in my life. I went into monk mode for about 3 months. I did the NoFap challenge 90-days. Monk mode, which meant not even any contact with women. No online porn. No masturbation. Just me and the Bible. I imagined myself every day, with my head shaved bald, sweating, almost no contact with the outside world either. I wouldn't recommend this to everybody, but am just sharing what I personally went through

Although I did fail a few times, I no longer watch *any* online porn. I haven't masturbated at all. Before I had a girlfriend, I had wet dreams that I had to deal with, but it was worth the cost.

I will tell you that giving up online porn and masturbation won't make you a superhero. However, I can say that even though I have a girlfriend now that I never had when I was addicted to online porn. My closer relationship to God is what made it worth it all

I hope all the best in your journey, and I will pray for you. Remember, there are truth and lies out there. Stay strong. Seek the truth, and you shall find it.

>>17901981
Thank you so much. I'm Catholic, but I wonder I always wonder if God will forgive me of my sins. I know his only only died for Humanities sins, but I've heard of unforgivable sins spoken of being. The voices in my head tell me that all my past actions and thoughts have made me irredeemable in the eyes of the Holy Spirit.

I've racked up so many sins that I'm afraid to go to Church..Because thats god house and I think that my mere feet in the premises would ruin it. On a subconcious level I've stopped going on Sundays for years. My grandmother always berates me on Sundy for being a falsh Catholic and not keeping with the maintenance with my soul.

I have not even recieved my confermation, but I am greatful I had my Conmunion.

For brief but troubling time of my life I was an Atheist because of Pornography. I fell away from God on purpose because I wished to view porn without guilt.

During that period I could literally feel something change in my brain, like supports for a tunnel system slowly eroding before collapse. Ever since then my connection with the spirits and god himself dimmed for good. I really wish I could turn back time and not reject god.

I've asked for his forgiveness but it doesn't feel right.

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>>17901896
1/ No.
2/No.

It's a bedroom kink. It's perfectly healthy and just about every relationship has one or several. Don't worry about it either way.

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Sounds nice to me

apply for management positions everywhere. this may be very unusual and rarely happens, but a young guy with a BA in english and basically no experience is taking over as executive director of one of my company's assisted living communities. kinda like a nursing home, and he's in charge of the entire building.

>>17901936

That's kinda what I figured I could do if I went back to the call center, just move up to management. I wouldn't want to go in blind into a job I might hate, much less be in management at that job.
The problem is that all of these jobs require experience, you know? Like how can a job be entry level yet demand 2-3 years experience.

My gf thinks I'm settling by going for the call center job again but it's consistent full time and I really don't want to go into teaching.

>>17901850
Idk if you want to do any kind of writing as a career, but you might consider writing some freelance articles for some websites in your spare time until you have a published portfolio and maybe transition into journalism or something similar.

Why wouldn't your university have subscriptions? Plus, the only way you'll be able to see what other anons have found is if the articles are available for free, in which case you could have just found them yourself.

This sounds like a poorly disguised 'do my homework for me' thread.

>>17901845
Use sci-hub. Copy/paste the doi numbers.

>>17901849
The only way my uni allows its students to access articles is through our OpenAthens accounts but mine expired a week ago.

I have been trying to use ScienceDirect to find articles but many of them either need a subscription or some kind of payment to read.

I'm not asking anyone to do my homework for me, I just really want to be able to access articles so I can do my freakin' assignment and not fail my course!

>>17901754
>ive always been a good debater and have desperately needed an outlet for my young competitive desires
If this is the reason you want to study law, you're doing it for the wrong reasons. Everyone who goes into law school 'because I'm good at arguing' does not do well. This is coming from a law student.

>>17901761
As opposed to what, focusing on earning a shit ton of money ? I hear that all the time "... not the right reason to go to law school" as if there is some grandious nobel call that attracts everyone else.

Ive always been good with learning concepts and finding novel ways to connect them, I only say I liked debating to show that i'm not afraid of the competitive element

Full disclosure, I'm not an attorney yet, I'm only a 2L law student. That said, I did some work in a private criminal defense firm for two years in undergrad and worked in the public defender's office for my 1L summer so I can give you some things to consider from my perspective. This all assumes you are based in the U.S. Anywhere else will likely be different. First you need to consider the debt. Unless you completely slay the LSAT or you do OK on it and go to a shit school, prepare for at least $100,000 of debt coming out of law school. That amount is JUST for law school, it does not include debt incurred in undergrad. The significance of that may not full hit you yet, but once you are under, the pressure is on. If you intend to work as a defense attorney, you pretty much HAVE to start at a public defender's office for experience unless your parent's own a firm, or your best buddy's can hook you up. If you start in a public defender's office, the pay will be comparatively shit. Think maybe $55,000 max in a big city. You have to work for the government for 10 years to discharge that. If you leave for a private defense firm after a few years, you can maybe expect a jump to $70k. Ultimately, unless you are a cartel lawyer, you can expect to max around 200k a year if you are pretty good. It is also worth considering that another 3 years of being a relatively poor law student on top of 4 years of undergrad totally blows. That said, I had an amazing time while I was working. Law school is 80% useless after you pass the bar. Its gonna be a rough 3 years. But working in the field, there is new shit to deal with every day, you can tell asshole clients to fuck off until they cool down, and maybe this is just me, but playing with someone's life is a pretty fun time, as long as you are completely on your best game. If you fuck up, that is likely to haunt you forever if you aren't a psychopath.

>>17901748
Ausfag who graduated this year here

Do you have many friends? If not, you should really try and make some. I had very few friends all the way up to yr 12, when I joined a large group. We hung out all the time on the weekends and it was fantastic. It helped my confidence hugely, and gave me a far better sense of "life perspective".

Whilst grades do matter, your final year of school is crucial to your social and personal development. Make sure you enjoy yourself.

As for studying and grades, make sure that that you go to your teachers for help when you need it. In my experience, the vast majority of them genuinely want to see you succeed.

Good luck!

>>17901748
Hey, I'm going into the last year too, and an Ausfag.
Will monitor because I've wondered the same.
Also how can you feel good in this fucking heat??

I'm not great with social stuff, but I do get straight A+s. What are you studying aside from maths? Study habits vary from subject to subject

Nobody gives a flying fuck about your high school grades. Passing is passing. Go to community college for 2 years and then transfer to the school you really want. Have fun. Fight a nigger or two. Enjoy your youth.

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pls respond

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how do i be less degenerate

>>17901684
Masturbating is clearly the issue here

You're using to fill a hole in your life. You'll probably want to get ontop of that

T. Chronic masutbator.

>>17901679
>continue?
Sure.

>>17901679
Sounds like a girl who is playing with you. Leave her.

Nope

>>17901656
You're right. End of thread.

>>17901656
Virgin waifus don't exist mate. Just because they've had a relationship doesn't mean they're not nice or kind or whatever it is you want. A previous LTR does not mean they have no morality or are bad people. Fucking indiscriminately does.

>>17901656

you're right, if a womans interested in you it can literally only be because she wants your neetbux to take care of her kid

It's normal at your age. It'll change by early 30s, when you hear the tick tock tick tock

>>17901655

nothing wrong. you might be like this forever, it is a growing trend. you might change your mind later, it is a common development.

doesn't really matter. plenty of guys willing to oblige and as long as you're happy on your own then its hard to be too sad.

with so much to do in this day and age having kids isn't the end all be all that it used to be. and as an extension, being married isn't either.

whats great is people are also just realizing that you can have all the same meaning of a married relationship without insisting from the get go that it will last forever.

>>17901664
But by then it's not great to have kids, right?